Disclaimer: I own Sirius….okay…I don't own him….BUT I will soon :insert evil laugh: and I don't own Harry Potter…:cries:
A/N: just so that some of ya'll don't get too confused….the first little part of this chapter is in script format so that it would be easier to tell who is who.
A/N: I don't think violence is the answer to anything...but the little gnome inside my head thinks otherwise...
MA is Matthew Akima
AND
SB is our own Sirius Black
Now on to the story!
The Adventures of Sirius Black--
Intro--year:-
MA: Yo! I'm Sirius Blac--
SB: SHADDUP AKIMA!
MA: I'm not that dangerously handsome 'Gryffindor God' Matthew Akima! I'm that stupid little, ass hole, Sirius Black!
SB: I am NOT stupid! And YOU are NOT MOI! YOU are NOT dangerously handsome! YOU are also NOT the GRYFFINDOR GOD! I AM!...wow...I just confoozed myself...
MA: …………………………and your point is?
SB: ……….:punch:
MA: Owwwwwwwwwiiiiiiie :faint:
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Hello. My name is Sirius Black! That bastard over there who thinks he's my friend is Matthew Akima. Here is a warning for all of you: avoid anyone with the last name Akima at all COSTS! They're psychotic and weird and very, very scary. But anyway…we're straying from the subject…which is...ME!
You are about to read 'The Adventures of Sirius Black' :claps happily:
They are in random order but next to the title the nice lady, that I'm paying to put these up for me, will be uber nice and will write the year that I am in at the time of that specific 'adventure'. (ex. The Adventures of Sirius Black--Into the hall of darknessnesseses!--4th year).
Have fun!
And don't forget to review or else the nice lady that I'm paying won't put up the next chapter of my life and we all don't want that to happen, do we:menacing glare:
Review Please! Yah...do that...yah...oO
Read the sad little thing uptop that I call an Author's Note if you're confused.
