Note: This is a collaboration between myself and Bungle-in-the-Jungle. These are written by Bungle-in-the-Jungle.

Week two, without the days. Just the fun stuff.

"I'm never doing that again," Alucard muttered as he ambled through the front door, Morgan racing in from behind him.
"Mommy mommy mommy!" the six year old screamed. "Guess what daddy and I did? He took me to the park and we shot chipmunks!"
"YOU WHAT!"
"Yeah! Daddy bought a dissposibi... decomposib..."
"A disposable."
"Yeah, that kind of camera and we got pictures!"

Amy walked very calmly into the garage and got out her brother's old aluminum baseball bat. Coming back the living room, where Anderson was tied to a chair, she handed it to an antsy Morgan.
"Go crazy, love," she said evenly. Morgan squealed, and that was the last thing Anderson heard.

"Pete! What are you doing here?" Amy asked. It was 1:00 in the morning when she had heard pounding on the door. Thinking it was the police, she'd grabbed the bat.
"I have a questerian, Ah-may."
"Pete, you're drunk... you're never drunk, ever! Come in! Are you okay? Has anything happened?"
"I have a questerian," he repeated. His six-foot frame stumbled through the door way and he landed face first on the couch. "Ah-may," he mumbled, turning on to his side and consequently falling onto the floor. "Ouch... Ah-may... my questerian ish... I don't memember... oh yesh! Ouch..." he hit his head on the coffee table. "Are you cheating on my head?"
"Am I what?"
"Amy?" Alucard asked wondering down the hallway. "What's going on?"
"YOU ARE!" Pete exclaimed, jumping up then falling face first on the ground and passing out.

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