HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Before I begin this fan fiction, I would like to point out just a couple of things and tidbits of information; what I'd like to call the DISCLAIMER OF DOOM! ; Alright… for one thing, I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Squaresoft, or Disney. For another, I don't own the Looney Tunes or Warner Bros. That's right… put that briefcase up XD because I am not to be sued for writing this, kaykay? I'm glad we made that clear . Now onto the show!
Looney Memories:
The Kingdom Hearts/Looney Tunes crossover
Fanfiction
By Chicken Loaf
CHAPTER I
"Come on, Donald! I won't crash into anything this time!" Sora, Donald, and Goofy continue their quest to find all of the world's keyholes, the king, and Sora's friends, Riku and Kairi. They had just left Traverse Town to pick up some necessary supplies, and a bite to eat, and they are traveling through a relatively new area. "PLEEEEEASE," Sora continues to beg to an increasingly irritated Donald. "How many times do I have to tell you NO before it gets knocked into your THICK SKULL?" Donald yells. "I just got done telling you; I'm having a hard time figuring out where we are. We haven't seen any familiar territory since we passed the Coliseum." Donald turns back to the front, and shoots down a Heartless ship. "So until I figure out where the hell we are, I'm driving, and you will not complain!" Donald reaches back to bop Sora upside the head with his Violetta staff, but barely misses. Sora sticks his tongue out at him, and walks over to Goofy.
"So Goofy… what's up?" Goofy looks up at Sora, and says, "Hey there, Sora! I'm just fixin' up this here shield after our last battle… it's almost broken. Ahyuk…" Goofy continues to tend to his shield as Sora sits down next to him. Sora slightly laughs, and says, "At least you're in a better mood than Donald." Donald looks back to Sora, who is still talking to Goofy. "Humph…" he turns back to steer the ship. "Ahyuk… don't worry about ol' Donald there; he's too easy to set off. I remember one time back at the kingdom… WHOA!" The ship begins to rumble roughly, as Donald yells, "HANG ON!" Sora holds on to a pole nearby and Goofy hugs his shield tightly. After the rumbling stops, Donald leans forward with a surprised look on his face. Chip and Dale run up to the front of the ship and look out to where Donald is looking, and they both get the same look of shock on their faces. "What is it, guys?" Sora walks up to the windshield and observes. "What is that?" Goofy walks up, and looks. "Do ya think it's a new world we haven't been to yet?" Donald hits Goofy in the back of the heard with his staff, and says, "Don't be stupid! It's too small to be a new world! I think it's another warp hole!"
Sora tries to get a good look at the floating object. The mysterious object has 3 think, orange rings surrounding a shield with the letters "WB" on it. The outer ring is surrounded by a glowing bright blue aura. Sora throws Donald out of the drivers chair and sits in it. Donald, after crashing to the back of the ship, tries to run up to Sora. "NOW I'M PISSED! WHAT THE # DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Sora ignores Donald, and with a determined look on his face, he turns the Gummi ship towards the mysterious object. "Hold on, guys!" Goofy tries to hold Donald back, as he's reaching towards Sora's neck, with "I will kill you" written all over his face. Sora shifts to hyper speed towards the object, and abruptly slows down with a bump, as he gets closer and closer to the object. Than suddenly, the tune to "Merrily We Roll Along" is heard. "What's happening," Goofy asks. Suddenly, with a flash of light, they enter though the mysterious object.
"Finally, we landed!" Sora opens the door to the ship and jumps out to the surface. He stretches from exhaustion and just begins to look around. "I can't hold on to him any longer, Sora!" Suddenly, Donald jumps out of the ship and tackles Sora. Sora slides 10 feet across the ground with Donald on top of him. Donald than gets off and beats Sora relentlessly with his staff, now yelling incomprehensively. Goofy than jumps out of the ship and says, "Where do ya s'pose we are?" With that, Donald and Sora stop fighting, and looks around. Jiminy Cricket jumps out of Donald's pocket. "Hey!" Donald yells, slightly startled. "I thought I told you to stay out of there!" Jiminy smiles and says, "Sorry, Donald!" Jiminy lands on the ground, and takes a look around. "Hum… I couldn't say I recognize this world." Jiminy begins writing down what he sees in his journal, and Goofy thinks. "So, do ya think we're lost?" Donald looks up at Goofy and says with a smile, "Of course not! We can figure out where we are by giving Cid a quick call!" Donald gets on the gummi ship and presses a number on a keypad. Suddenly, the windshield turns into a projector, and Cid, with a groggy look on his face, stares Donald in the eye. "Listen here, I don't want your goddamn—oh, it's only you, Donald. Whaddaya want?" Donald smiles, and says, "Sorry to wake you up so early, Cid… but do ya think you can tell you where we are?" Cid thinks, and says, "I'll see what I can do. Hang on." Cid walks over to another computer at the opposite end of the shop as the phone. After punching in some coordinates (and kicking the machine around a little bit, as he never was able to get a newer tracker), Cid returns to the phone with a baffled look on his face. "Bad news… my tracker couldn't find you." Donald jumps up on the seat, and yells, "DON'T HAND ME THAT CRAP! TRY IT AGAIN!" Cid glares at Donald, and says, "What a fine way to ask. And no. Even through my tracker ain't as good as it used to be, it's still pretty accurate. And it's telling me that you're lost. So fix your attitude and let me go back to bed; its 2:30 in the morning." Cid gets off the transmitter, and the windshield appears again.
Donald steps off of the
ship with a smile on his face. "So uh, what's the good news,
pal?" Goofy stares at Donald, with the same stupid smile on his
face. Donald looks up at Goofy. "Forget what I said earlier. We're
hopelessly lost." Donald walks up to Sora, and chops him down. "AND
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU $'IN &$$! DIE!"
Jiminy
covers his mouth, staring at Donald as he pummels Sora, and Goofy
pulls a dictionary out of his pocket to decipher the interesting new
words that Donald yelled at Sora. So where are Sora, Donald, and
Goofy? Who will they meet next? Will they ever get out of this
strange new world? Will Donald fix his anger issues? And what
surprises will our heroes face next? Find out in Chapter 2 of Looney
Memories!
