HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Before I begin this fan fiction, I would like to point out just a couple of things and tidbits of information; what I'd like to call the DISCLAIMER OF DOOM! ; Alright… for one thing, I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Squaresoft, or Disney. For another, I don't own the Looney Tunes or Warner Bros. That's right… put that briefcase up XD because I am not to be sued for writing this, kaykay? I'm glad we made that clear . Now onto the show!

Looney Memories:

The Kingdom Hearts/Looney Tunes crossover

Fanfiction

By Chicken Loaf

CHAPTER II

"Welcome to the Leon Schlesinger Hotel Resort and Spa!" Sora, Donald, and Goofy stop at a gray-colored hotel a couple miles away from where they crashed. Two mice, one colored brown with bucked teeth, and the other colored gray, converse with Sora at the main desk. "I'm Hubie," said the fast-talking gray mouse. "And the stupid one over there, he's Bertie." He points over to the dim-witted brown mouse, who is too occupied with running around in circles chasing a piece of cheese (which, for some reason is tied to his tail) to notice what's going on.

"Hello there," Sora says with a smile. "Um... Can you tell us where we are?" Hubie glares at Sora and says, "What, is what I'm telling ya not good enough for ya? Is 'dat it? Is it? Huh?" Sora waves his arms frantically as he tries to explain the situation. "No that's not it at all! You see, Hubie, um…" Goofy jumps up and says, "We came from another wo…" Sora jumps up and covers Goofy's mouth and smiles. "Heh heh heh… he means, um… we come from another part of town!" Hubie rubs his chin, and says, "Another part of town, eh?" He looks to his friend, who is still trying to grab the cheese from the end of his tail. "Hey, Stupid! We got foreigners on our hands!" Bertie stops chasing the cheese, and says, "You think they need a room, boss?" Hubie picks Bertie up and smacks his several times, and says, "Well they ain't here to pick up their dry cleaning! What does that make you think? Go get 'em a nice room!" Bertie nods like an idiot, and says, "Yeah yeah, sure sure!" than runs to the key cabinet. "Have a seat while my brilliant co-worker finds you a nice place to stay!" Sora bows and with a quick "Thank you," he, Donald, and Goofy sit down in nearby chairs. "So uh… you think we should look for a nearby gummi store tomorrow?" Chip and Dale pop out of Donald's hat, and hop onto a vase nearby, and Chip says, "I'll say! Our front end is completely blown, and if we try to fly with the condition the engine is in right now, it will spell trouble for us!" Donald looks out the window from boredom, mumbling, "Who cares?" Suddenly, he spots a dark figure lurking out right near the entrance. "HEARTLESS!" Sora and Goofy look out the window, as more appear. "Oh no!" Hubie and Bertie look out the window with them. "Not those guys again!" With worried looks in their eyes, Hubie hugs Bertie, as Bertie says, "We're doomed, I tell ya! DOOOOOMED!" Sora pulls out his keyblade, and says, "Don't worry, Bertie! This will be a piece of cake! C'mon, Goofy!" Goofy grabs his shield and runs out. Donald than snaps awake, and grabs his staff. "Wait for me, guys!" Donald runs out through the entrance, and catches up with the other two. "There sure are a lot of 'em!" Goofy says, with a slightly unsure expression in his voice. Sora smiles, and says, "Don't worry about it, Goofy! We've taken down armies of these buggers hundreds of times as big as this! Let's get em!" With that, the trio runs to the hoard of Heartless, and with a few hacks and slashes, they are gone. Hubie and Bertie watch through the window, and with a dreamy voice, Bertie puts his hand to his head and says, "My hero!" Hubie looks in astonishment, and says, "Is dat the kid that everybody's been talkin' about lately?"

Up from a balcony, Yosemite Sam, wearing the same attire as that of Riku during the encounter at Hollow Bastion, watches the battle. "Oooooh, them blasted galoots can't even take care of a little kid like that!" He storms back into the Hotel room, where Elmer Fudd (wearing a similar costume) and a tall, hooded person stand. "Hey, Sam! Do you suppose that wittle kid is that key beawer that evwyone has been talking about?" Sam looks out the window, witnessing the trio walking back into the hotel lobby, and with an evil laugh, saying, "I've been waiting to meet ya, ya varmit! Hehheheheheheh… this is goin' to be too easy!" The hooded man gets up, and with a glare at Sam, says, "Don't get too far in over your head, Red Hot Ryder." The mysterious person walks out of the room, and Sam sticks his tongue out at him as he shuts the door. "Feh…" Sam walks out at the balcony again, and looks at a billboard with the image of Bugs Bunny laying down holding a carrot in it. "I hate you, rabbit…" Sam mumbles. "And as soon as these here Heartless find the keyhole to your lil' paradise here, than I'll have complete control over this entire land! Muahahahaha!" Elmer pops out of the balcony door, and says, "Why don't we make it wabbit season the entire year after we have compwete contwol? Than I'll teach that pesky wabbit who's boss! Hahahahaha!" Sam kicks Elmer down, and he walks on him into the room and mumbles, "Stupid hunter…"

"What a great day!" Sora wakes up to the bright light outside, stretches, and walks onto the balcony. He looks out onto the view of the beach, and reminisces on the days he spent on Destiny Islands. Donald opens his eyes, and as he gets up, he realizes that Goofy is now lying on top of him, still sound asleep. "Get off of me, you buffoon!" Donald grabs his staff, and zaps Goofy off of the bed. What he didn't know, though, was that the attack was going to hit him. Donald, after the attack, than sit there holding his staff up, looking like he just escaped a forest fire. "G'mornin', Donald! In the mood for somethin' deep fryed today? Ahyuk!" Sora walks in to the room, witnessing Donald kicking Goofy to as pulp. "Cut that out, you two!" Donald and Goofy look at Sora, and Sora says, "Let's go grab a bite to eat! I feel like I'm about to keel over!" "Humph…" Donald glares at Sora as he leaves the room.

The trio is now walking down the beach, looking for a good place to eat. Sora remembers what Hubie told him before he left. "Just walk down the beach, 'den soon enough you should see a place called Granny's Home Cookin'. Just tell her 'dat I sent ya, kay? Have a nice day, Sora!" Goofy points up at a sign overhead, and says, "There!" Sora and Donald look up ahead at a sign that says, "Granny's Home Cookin'." Sora and Donald say in sync, "Finally!" All three of them rush to the cottage-shaped building under the sign, when suddenly they are surrounded by a swarm of Heartless that have flower pedals around their head, red spots on their black bodies, flippers for feet, stand on all 4 legs, and have a purple flag on their tails that have the Heartless insignia on them (they look Similar to the way Daffy Duck looked in "Duck Amuck"). Sora says, "Well it looks like breakfast will have to wait a little while longer! Let's get em!" Sora, Donald, and Goofy defeat these Heartless with relatively no problem. As they fought these Heartless, the man in the black cloak watched them in the shadows, and says to himself, "So that is the power of the legendary Key Bearer…" So who is the man in the cloak? What surprises will our heroes face next? Find out in the next chapter of Looney Memories!