Title: Red Dresses And Fuzzy Balls

Part: Chapter 07

Author: Svelte Rose

Category: Teen Titans

Genre: Humor, General

Comments: This follows the Cartoon!Teen Titans timeline so all relationships are platonic and there isn't really anything set. There are slight nuances- most likely Raven/Robin because I'm an avid fan. I don't own this series- DC and the dudes over at CN do. Please enjoy!

5 minutes ago…

"This party is hopping! There are some mad beautiful girls out here and they all love us," Cyborg exclaimed as he grinned at a lady passing by who winked back in response. He nudged Robin who returned the grin. Earlier, Robin had already danced with Starfire several times tonight and many other girls. He hadn't seen neither hide nor hair of Raven and would continuously search the room for her.

She wasn't hard to find…what person wearing a bright red dress and fluorescent orange balls, with black flames licking around them, be hard to find, honestly?

And for some reason, that drew many of the male population in this room towards her, watching in fascination as the black flames danced around her. Robin had heard the lewd comments here and there about his female teammates, wishing he could throw his birdarang.

Beast Boy was off wooing girls with his horrible pick up lines…the worse part was that a lot of them actually found it charming.

The mayor had already talked to them and would've kept talking to him if somebody else hadn't come and taken him to the side, preparing him for the speech he was suppose to give.

"I agree, now if Raven would only get out here and dance instead of hiding," Robin grumbled to his friend as he watched the spectacle over at the banquet table.

Cyborg clasped a hand on Robin's shoulder, "Leave her be. This really isn't her scene and we did force the poor girl to come out with us. Plus, having to wear that…dress…" Cyborg didn't need to finish, the implication having been fully understood by the Boy Wonder.

Robin sighed, "Yeah," He kept glancing back, having counted how many times Starfire had already tried to get Raven to come out from behind the punch bowl and onto the dance floor. The red-head was unsuccessful each time.

"If anything, we should get her something for being such a sport about this, especially the way green man is teasing her," Cyborg noted as he watched the mayor take the podium and clear his throat. The cybernetic man lowered his voice and continued, "I mean, considering the circumstances,"

Robin nodded in agreement to everything. He was just about to respond when a green blob, encased in black energy, went flying past them and into the speaking mayor.

…Who was instantly buried under several hundred pounds of furry, green panda butt.

At the same time, green power flashed as a man flew across the room, behind the extremely confused Cyborg and Robin.

A portly man followed shortly thereafter.

…And then there was H.I.V.E.