HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Before I begin this fan fiction, I would like to point out just a couple of things and tidbits of information; what I'd like to call the DISCLAIMER OF DOOM! ; Alright… for one thing, I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Squaresoft, or Disney. For another, I don't own the Looney Tunes or Warner Bros. That's right… put that briefcase up XD because I am not to be sued for writing this, kaykay? I'm glad we made that clear . Now onto the show!
Looney Memories:
The Kingdom Hearts/Looney Tunes crossover
Fanfiction
By Chicken Loaf
CHAPTER III
"Ahhh…. I'm stuffed!" Sora, Donald, and Goofy all sit around a relatively small table, fit for the three, holding their stomachs in satisfaction. The table is piled sky-high with plates, cups, napkins, utensils, and crumbs from the food that they ate. "When's the last time we had a good meal like that?" Sora says. "Hey!" Donald hits Sora upside the head. "You better not be questioning my cooking!" Sora looks at Donald, says nothing, and looks at Goofy. "How are you managing over there, Goofy?" Goofy burps, and says with a green face, "I think I ate a lil too much…" Suddenly he ran into the bathroom to… well, it's anyone's guess, really. Suddenly, a girl bunny comes up to the table, pushing a giant trash can with her. The girl bunny has tan fur, wears a skirt about mid-thigh high, a button-up shirt with rolled-up sleeves, and an apron labeled "Lola" on the left side. "Will that be all, gentlemen?" Sora smiles, and says, "Yes, thanks!" Lola looks at Sora for a second, and says, "Strange things have been going on around here recently." Sora blinks, and says, "What kind of strange things?" Lola sighs, and sits down. "Well… these weird creatures have been crawling around everywhere lately… they're everywhere!" Sora and Donald look at each other, and say, "Heartless!" Lola says, "What was that?" Sora turns around and says, "Oh its nothing!" Lola continues, "But the freakiest part about it… just the other night, it's been only a day since the creatures have been around… a man in a dark cloak came into our house, surrounded by strange creatures with glowing eyes. I had just waked up to get a glass of water, and they were right there!" Lola's eyes begin to tear as she continues, "The man had my husband in his arms and he just disappeared! … OH, BUGS!" Goofy had just came out of the bathroom wiping his mouth with a paper towel, when Lola squeezed him tightly, crying a river all over the restaurant. Sora gets up, and says, "Don't worry, ma'am!" Sora takes out his keyblade, and points it up to the sky. We'll find Bugs, and whoever is controlling these creatures, and everything will be back to normal soon enough!" Lola let go of Goofy, as he fall on the floor with shortness of breath, and Lola jumps up and down, saying "Thank you!" All of a sudden, Yosemite Sam, wearing an all blue and black version of what he normally wears (with a Heartless insignia on his hat) walks into the restaurant. "All right, ya varmints! Any of you Lilly-livered scoundrels see a lil kid with yeller shoes, an' brown spiky hair?" Sora looks over at Sam and ducks as soon as he sees the Heartless logo on the center of his hat. "So no one's seen the snot-nosed varmint, eh?" Sam takes out his 6-shooter, colored black with red outlines, and aims it at Lola. "If that's the case," he says with an evil grin, "Than I could always find OTHER ways of makin' ya talk!" Just as he is about to shoot, Donald casts Bilzzaga on the gun, and with it, Sam's hand is frozen. Sora jumps, up and with one quick swing of the Keyblade, obliterates the gun. Sam flies to the other side of the bar and Sora says, "I believe you're looking for me!" Sora spins his Keyblade and rests it on his shoulder as Sam gets up. "Ooooooooooh, ya pesky galoot! Yer jus' as bad as that stupid rabbit!" Sora steps up to Sam, but Sam pulls out a similar gun to that of which Sora just destroyed. "Heh heh… any good cowboy always carries 'round a spare jus'n case something like this happened!" Sam shoots at Lola. "No!" Goofy had just woken up as Sam fired the shot, which released a dark purple gas bubble. Goofy jumps up just as it is about to hit Lola, protecting her from the shot. Goofy than disappears. "GOOFY!" Donald turns around at Sam, who puts his gun away. "Dab nab it! I'm oudda ammo!" Donald runs up and dropkicks Sam, than rests his foot on Sam's head. "Listen, shorty, if you don't tell me where Goofy is, than I'll…" Sam gets up, and says, "Okay, okay, I'll talk!" Donald yells, "WHERE?" Sam back up a little bit than says, "I ain't telling you varmints nothin'!" With that, Sam jumps out the window and runs away. Donald jumps up and yells out, "COME BACK HERE, JACKASS! I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!" Sora yells, "Let's follow him!" and exits through the door, and just as Donald leaves, Granny comes up behind him, grabs his collar, and says, "Oh no you don't, you scoundrel! Somebody's going to fix this place up!" Donald looks at the café. There are 13 destroyed tables out of the 25, the floor is cracked in several places, there are 3 gaping holes in the floor, there are pipes sticking out of the ceiling, and huge holes in the wall let in the noon sunlight. Donald than looks at Granny, smiling innocently, which Granny reacts to by giving Donald a box of nails and a hammer, than walking away.
Sora is now in the middle of town, surrounded by many characters, which include the 3 bears, Ralph Wolf, Sam Sheepdog, Porky and Petunia Pig, Tom and Jerry, and several other cartoons. "Where'd he go?" Sora jumps up to the top of a nearby building to escape the crowd, than looks around for Yosemite Sam. "Damn it! I lost him!" Just as Sora turns around, he sees a tall figure with a dark hood. "Who are you?" Sora walks over to him and the figure turns around to avoid Sora from seeing his face. "I'm… nobody. But that's not what's important! What is important, though, is that I have the answers to your questions." Sora looks at the person for a few seconds, than says, "Okay than… I'll start off by asking where the hell we are." The person walks over to the corner of the building, with Sora following close behind. "Where we are…" he looks down. "… They call this the Looney Tunes world." Sora looks at him, and asks, "… Looney Tunes world?" the figure slightly turns his head so he can see Sora out of the corner of his eye. "This is not a new world, as you think it is." Sora looks at the man in confusion. "But if this isn't a new world, than how come we've never been here before?" "Because…" the man stays silent for a moment and says, "This world is different than all of the other worlds you've been to. Not much different, really…" Sora crosses his arms, and asks, "Well that doesn't explain why I've never seen this world up until now." The man thinks, and says, "All the worlds you've been to now… those worlds are filled with good and pure hearts, at least for the most part. And the evil in those worlds you have already obliterated, correct?" Sora nods, saying, "Yes… so what's your point?" The man looks down at the sidewalk, where he sees Barnyard Dawg chase Foghorn Leghorn with a watermelon over his head. "The Looney Tunes world is not one of those worlds. In fact, you could very well say that it's the opposite. This world is filled with corrupt hearts, and it's rare that you see anybody around here that has such a heart that is pure." Sora listens attentively, beginning to understand. "This is where the Heartless came into play. The Heartless consume worlds that have no pure heart, and that world is wiped out of the universe, end of story. The Heartless loved this world to death… it's a miracle that this world even survived." "Hold on a second… if what you say is true, than why did this world not go?" So the mystery gets more interesting by the chapter, doesn't it? Of course, many questions remain about this world: Why is it here? Why were the Heartless not able to consume it? Who in this corrupt world has a pure heart? And of course, how long do you think it will take for Donald to finish repairing Granny's café? Find out on Chapter 4 of Looney Memories!
