Thank you all for reviewing! 33 Much love goes out to you. Now, I originally hadn't planned on writing another chapter to "Talatubbies", as "The Adventures of Braman and Braboy!" was supposed to be kind of a sequel/companion, but you've motivated me to. nn I whipped this up off the top of my head, so I hope you aren't all TOO disappointed. It was kind of spur of the moment.
Ready for some insanity, children?
Disclaimer: I do not own "Beyblade" or "Teletubbies". I just spoof them. XD And I don't mean to offend anyone with this. So if you read this and are offended, I deeply apologize. D
Talatubbies
THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
by Ladii Starr
The theme song that you all know and love has returned! Except…it's sounding a bit…seasonal….
Stinky-winky! jingle jingle winky!
Tipsy! jingle jingle
Bra-bra! jingle jingle
Ho! jingle jingle
Talatubbies! Talatubbies! Say "You ho""YOU HO!" more jingling than ever
The BryanSun rose and shrieked, "YOU - WILL YOU STOP WITH THE FREAKING JINGLE BELLS ALREADY? I THINK THE CHILDREN GET THE FREAKING POINT!" This prompts many poor little kids in the audience to burst into tears.
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH!" Stinky-winky yelled, glaring sternly at BryanSun. At least…it appears to be Stinky-winky. His usual au couture lavender suit was adorned with tinsel, which also crowned her green hair, and a pair of angel wings was on his back.
Tipsy blinked. "Uhh, god of the sun? What is the point, oh great one?" Tipsy pretty much looked the same, with the exception of a large star on top of his head.
Bra-bra rolled his eyes and smacked his forehead. "My GOD. Bryan isn't the 'god of the sun', you ass wipe, and the point is, IT'S THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!"
Bra-bra's puke green outfit matched spectacularly with the seasonal red bra he was wearing. (He saves it for special occasions.) Across the bra was sloppily written, "GRANDPA LOVES YOU KAI! XOXO" in green paint.
"But…isn't it July?" Ho asked, confused. Ho was wrapped in Christmas lights like a straitjacket, and he was unable to move his arms and legs, forcing him to hop around like a mental little bunny.
"What an amazing observation," Bra-bra said, voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Why yes! Yes it is!" Stinky-winky beamed at Ho as if he was his daughter and had just said her first word. "But we are trying to educate children so that they will know what to do when Christmas comes around. So, let's talk to some children in the audience." He approached a trembling young boy. "What is the meaning of Christmas?"
"Getting…presents?" he said timidly.
"No! Of course not, what are you, some kind of prude?" The kid began to cry. "Bra-bra, would you mind telling him what the meaning of Christmas is?"
"I don't know."
"Okay…then tell the nice children in the audience how you celebrate Christmas!"
"I don't."
"What was that?"
"I don't celebrate Christmas."
A loud, shocked gasp came through the entire studio. Kai…not celebrate Christmas! Heart…stopping…
"Kai," Stinky-winky scolded in barely a whisper, ashamed.
"I don't celebrate anything," Bra-bra said coldly.
"Well-"
-Cue to commercial-
"DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PUT COMMERCIALS IN HERE?" Bra-bra screamed furiously, popping out of the screen. "I mean really. As if kids are really going to buy Magic Makeup."
"OHMIGOD! I WANT IT!" a boy was heard shrieking loudly off camera.
Bra-bra chucked an old boot that way. "SHUT UP, MAX! What do you want it for, anyway?"
He was indignant. "Real men wear eyeliner."
"HEY-"
Okay, you're right Kai! No need for commercials .
-End commercial-
Stinky-winky coughed loudly. "Okay then. But Bra-bra does admittedly pose an excellent point. Unfortunately. Some kids don't celebrate Christmas. Some of them celebrate other holidays," he said sarcastically.
The rest of the cast stared at him.
"Uh, Oliver? Are you…racist?" Ho blinked.
"NO!" Oliver screeched, insanity flickering in his eyes. Everyone slowly backed away.
"And I thought he was bad before," Bra-bra muttered, shaking his head. "Anyway, children, there are a few other winter holidays celebrated other than Christmas. There's Hanukkah, Kwanzaa…"
While he continued, Ho and Tipsy stared at each other. "Spencer…is Kai actually being…educational?"
The thought made even Spencer sober up for a second. But he quickly returned to guffawing stupidly and taking swigs from his bottle.
As this exchange went on, Tala pulled Stinky-winky, who was now hyperventilating, backstage. "What were you thinking?" he spat.
Oliver scowled. "It's not my fault Kai wants to advocate other holidays."
Tala shook his head. "I'm not talking about KAI. What about you? You were the one rambling insanely onstage there."
The green haired boy turned slowly to face him. "Tala…do you celebrate Christmas?" he whispered maniacally.
He sweatdropped. "Well…actually, I'm an atheist, but - "
"FEEL THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!" Oliver lunged at him, tackling him to the ground. Once again, a loud scream pierced the air and disturbed Kai's monologue.
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?" he yelled towards the wrestling teens.
Stinky-winky ran back onto the stage, going straight at the terrified children in the audience. "MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS!" he howled at them, hurling jingle bells their way.
Kai looked at Max backstage. "We should have done a Christmas episode of The Adventures Braman and Braboy instead."
Fin. X.x No flames, please. nn; Haven't been having that good of a week. If you seriously hated it, just please don't review. However, if you liked it or would like to give constructive criticism in a friendly manner, go right ahead and review!
