Chapter Three: Inside of the Deku Tree

Link stood in front of the tree for what seemed like ages when the tree began to talk.

"Oh! Sorry I was asleep," the tree said.

"How can you tell?" Link asked Navi.

"I've never been able to," Navi replied.

"Is that you Link? I thought you would be much taller… and wearing pants…" said the tree.

Link blushed as he remembered he wasn't wearing any.

"Has Navi told you of the quest you are to perform?" asked the Deku Tree.

"No," Link said.

"Well, you have to venture into me and destroy the evil within," said the Deku Tree.

"What? You're going to eat me?" Link said scared and surprised at the same time.

"Uh, I guess you could say that," said the tree.

"Now enter or I'll tell everyone in the forest that you're not wearing pants," threatened the tree.

"They already know, so ha-ha!" said Link.

"In that case, I'll tell all of Hyrule," said the tree.

"Okay, okay… but I better not have to go into your bladder," said Link as he entered the tree.

"Oh and at least you're wearing underwear!" the tree called to Link.

Link fell in embarrassment.

As Link entered it became dark. But as he walked further down the tunnel, light came in. Link climbed a ladder and pulled a slingshot out of a big treasure chest.

"I wonder where the boss is…" said Link.

Navi pushed him off of a ledge.

"AHHH!" said Link as he fell three stories and through skulltula webs.

SPLASH. Link hit water, stomach first.

"Ouch!" Link said as he floated up. "My belly hurts…"

"Oh shut up," said Navi as she hit him on the head.

"That hurt too," he said.

"You want it to hurt more?" Navi asked angrily.

"no…" Link mumbled.

"Then shut up" Navi said.

Link rose out of the water and noticed three Deku Scrubs.

"If you can guess our code then you can pass through to our master, Queen Gohma," said the first Deku Scrub.

Link walked up and chopped each of their wooden bodies in half. The metal bars blocking the door to Gohma slid open.

"See Navi, that's the easy way to pass through something that wants you to use your brain," said Link.

"I see…" said Navi.

Link walked through the door. He looked up and saw one eye looking at him. The eye fell and it turned out to be Gohma.

"Ha-ha! Your not wearing pants!" Laughed Gohma in a deep voice.

Link shot her in the eye with his sling shot and when that didn't work, he threw the whole sling shot at her eye. He ran up and stabbed her and she fell apart.

"Who's your daddy?" yelled Link excitedly.

Navi hit Link on the head.

"Shut up," she said

Link stepped over the blood remains of Gohma, grabbed a heart container and ran into a blue piece of light that extended from the floor to the ceiling.

Well, there's chapter three! Please R&R!