Sora53: Squee! Welcome, one and all, to the final chapter party of Memory's Rhapsody! The final chapter party...the only time I'm allowed to be completely insane! Enjoy the party!

Fans: Um...no one's here.

crickets chirp-

Sora53: Aw, cheer up, Fans! This is a tradition! There's always a final chapter party!

Fans: You've done it once before.

Sora53: Yeah, well, I've only written one other ficcy. I'm 2 for 2! -squeal-

Corita: -walks in- ooh, is anyone here yet?

Sora53: Just us! Joe'll be here soon...I sent him out for snacks. The fangirls are bringing the live band back here...

Corita: You...sent both sets of fangirls out for one thing?

Sora53: Yeah, so?

Fans: Let the chaos ensue. -grabs popcorn-

Sora53: Anyway, we should...

doorbell rings-

Corita: Yay! People!

Sora, Donald and Goofy walk in-

Corita: -.- I thought you guys were sleeping!

Sora: Gah, only in fanfic land! Where's the sugar?

Sora53: There'll be no sugar at this party.

Sora: WHY!

Donald: Because last time you went insane.

Flashback music plays-

Corita: Sora, I think you've had enough sugar.

Sora: IhavenotIdon'tknowwhatyoumeanheygivemebackthesugarCorita!

Corita: NO! -steals sugar-

Sora: MY SuGaR! -runs after sugar-

Donald: Aw, siblings.

Goofy: It's so special! -sniff-

Sora53: Corita, where are you going?

Corita: TO HIDE THE SUGAR! -runs away-

Door: WE HAVE AN ESCAPEEEEEEEEE!

Corita: I did not escape from the party! -blasts door-

Door: -is blasted-

Sora: BRING ME THE SUGAR OR I SHALL ATTACK WITH THE KEYBLADE!

Ansem: -steals Keyblade-

Sora: Hey!

Sora Fangirls: -steals shoes-

Sora: MY SHOES! -dies-

Flashback ends-

Sora53: So, your sugary craving lost you your Keyblade and your shoes.

Sora: Yeah, yeah yeah...

doorbell rings-

Goofy: I'LL GET IT!

Riku, Kairi, Joe, and both groups of Fangirls walk in-

Riku Fangirls: RIKU!

Sora Fangirls: SORA!

Donald: ...Here we go.

Riku: Just let them fight. It keeps them from tackling me.

Riku Fangirls: Riku? -tackles Riku-

Kairi: SORA! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

Sora: Umm...yes...?

Kairi: HOW DARE YOU FORGET ME! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?

Sora: Uh...

meanwhile-

Sora53: Did you get the snacks, Joe?

Joe: Yep! Asparagus, taco shells, and sugar!

Sora53: O.o Don't tell Sora that you got sugar.

doorbell rings-

Riku: -pulls himself out from a pile of Riku Fangirls- I'll get it!

All the members of the Organization pour in-

Sora53: -.- Fans, I put you in charge of invitations, and you invite THEM?

Fans: They're awesome! -runs over to them-

Vexen: LOOK AT ALL THE POSSIBLE EXPERIMENTS!

Corita: -.- You will die.

Donald: I thought he already died...?

Goofy: Nope! This, as a Disney game, makes them vanish into thin air instead!

Larxene: Hi Corita!

Corita: O.o IS EVERYONE AGAINST ME?

meanwhile-

Sora: It wasn't my fault!

Kairi: A LIKELY STORY!

Sora: It was Naminé!

Kairi: Who the heck is Naminé?

Naminé: I am.

Kairi: Okay, bring it on! I'll fight you for him!

Sora: ...

Naminé: I do not wish to fight.

Kairi: FINE! THEM I'M TAKING HIM!

Naminé: Go ahead.

Kairi: I can't take your mind games! Just take him! -runs away screaming-

Sora/Naminé: O.o

Corita: Ooh, Sora, you're so popular!

meanwhile-

Axel: So, I was like, 'dude, you're the traitor!' and he was like 'no, you are!' and then he like, cowered behind Naminé!

Marluxia: That was a great story, Axel. It's not like I was there or anything.

Fans: Tell me more about the violence!

Sora53: Don't tell them!

Zexion: Let me tell. Manipulate your enemy's mind and break him from the inside.

Fans: Ooh! -takes notes-

Joe: WHO'S HUNGRY?

Everyone: WE ARE!

Joe: We have taco shells!

Everyone: O.o

Sora: SUGAR!

Sora53: EVERYONE RUN! SORA FOUND THE SUGAR!

DiZ: Sora53, you must choose.

Sora53: Choose what?

DiZ: Will you give a speech...or not give a speech?

Sora53: I gave a speech last time...EVERYONE GATHER ROUND! TIME FOR MY SPEECH!

Everyone: Again?

Sora53: GATHER ROUND! Corita, get up here!

Corita: Again? I had to last time!

Sora53: Yes, but you are my fanfic character. Therefore, I rule you!

Corita: Darn it...

Sora53: Anyway, you may have noticed that our wonderful little princess...

Kairi: THAT'S ME!

Sora53: -.- anyway, she had an experiment done on her.

Vexen: I DID THAT!

wild applause-

Sora53: -.- why, you may ask? Well, you'll just have to wait for the third fic ;) Also, some people were wondering if Corita likes Riku or vice versa...

akward glances between Corita and Riku-

Sora53: You'll just have to wait!

Everyone: THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL!

Sora53: SHUT UP!

Ansem: I WILL RULE YOU ALL!

Sora53: ...WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM?

Ansem: I LIVE WITHIN RIKU!

Sora53: THAT'S CREEPY!

Ansem: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

Sora53: BECAUSE IT MAKES US SOUND SMART!

live band starts playing and singing Simple and Clean in Japanese-

Everyone: We don't speak Japanese!

Riku: I do!

Everyone: Shut up!

Sora53: Just dance! You shut up last time...

Axel: Who the heck am I supposed to dance with?

Sora53: Here, Axel...you dance with Larxene.

Larxene: ...what?

Sora53: Joe, dance with Naminé.

Joe: -dies of happiness-

Sora: Kairi, you know you're my princess...

Kairi: AWWW! LET'S DANCE! -grabs Sora-

Riku: Corita, will you dance with me?

Corita: Me?

Riku: Please? Before the Riku Fangirls tackle me again?

Corita...Fair enough.

Sora53: Aw, everyone's dancing.

Fans: Ain't it sweet.

Sora53: Hey Fans, you're really not that evil after all.

Fans: Yep.

Sora53: You know, you're called Fans, but are you one person or multiple people?

Fans: O.o you created us/me. You choose.

DiZ: ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO MAKE PEOPLE CHOOSE STUFF!

Sora53/Fans: O.o

Sora53: Anyway, enjoy the last chapter of Memory's Rhapsody!

Fans: And thank you!

Sora53: You're not supposed to thank them! That's my job!

Fans: MY JOB!

Sora53: Special mention to Godessof2003/KH-Akyra! Keep...writing!

Fans: How come you never give me special mentions?

Sora53: Because you stalk me.

Fans: Whatever. -eats a taco shell-

Sora53: Enjoy! Fans, I'm not gonna be stuck not dancing at my party. Let's dance.

Fans: O.o