Fans: Um...no one's here.
crickets chirp-
Sora53: Aw, cheer up, Fans! This is a tradition! There's always a final chapter party!
Fans: You've done it once before.
Sora53: Yeah, well, I've only written one other ficcy. I'm 2 for 2! -squeal-
Corita: -walks in- ooh, is anyone here yet?
Sora53: Just us! Joe'll be here soon...I sent him out for snacks. The fangirls are bringing the live band back here...
Corita: You...sent both sets of fangirls out for one thing?
Sora53: Yeah, so?
Fans: Let the chaos ensue. -grabs popcorn-
Sora53: Anyway, we should...
doorbell rings-
Corita: Yay! People!
Sora, Donald and Goofy walk in-
Corita: -.- I thought you guys were sleeping!
Sora: Gah, only in fanfic land! Where's the sugar?
Sora53: There'll be no sugar at this party.
Sora: WHY!
Donald: Because last time you went insane.
Flashback music plays-
Corita: Sora, I think you've had enough sugar.
Sora: IhavenotIdon'tknowwhatyoumeanheygivemebackthesugarCorita!
Corita: NO! -steals sugar-
Sora: MY SuGaR! -runs after sugar-
Donald: Aw, siblings.
Goofy: It's so special! -sniff-
Sora53: Corita, where are you going?
Corita: TO HIDE THE SUGAR! -runs away-
Door: WE HAVE AN ESCAPEEEEEEEEE!
Corita: I did not escape from the party! -blasts door-
Door: -is blasted-
Sora: BRING ME THE SUGAR OR I SHALL ATTACK WITH THE KEYBLADE!
Ansem: -steals Keyblade-
Sora: Hey!
Sora Fangirls: -steals shoes-
Sora: MY SHOES! -dies-
Flashback ends-
Sora53: So, your sugary craving lost you your Keyblade and your shoes.
Sora: Yeah, yeah yeah...
doorbell rings-
Goofy: I'LL GET IT!
Riku, Kairi, Joe, and both groups of Fangirls walk in-
Riku Fangirls: RIKU!
Sora Fangirls: SORA!
Donald: ...Here we go.
Riku: Just let them fight. It keeps them from tackling me.
Riku Fangirls: Riku? -tackles Riku-
Kairi: SORA! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!
Sora: Umm...yes...?
Kairi: HOW DARE YOU FORGET ME! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?
Sora: Uh...
meanwhile-
Sora53: Did you get the snacks, Joe?
Joe: Yep! Asparagus, taco shells, and sugar!
Sora53: O.o Don't tell Sora that you got sugar.
doorbell rings-
Riku: -pulls himself out from a pile of Riku Fangirls- I'll get it!
All the members of the Organization pour in-
Sora53: -.- Fans, I put you in charge of invitations, and you invite THEM?
Fans: They're awesome! -runs over to them-
Vexen: LOOK AT ALL THE POSSIBLE EXPERIMENTS!
Corita: -.- You will die.
Donald: I thought he already died...?
Goofy: Nope! This, as a Disney game, makes them vanish into thin air instead!
Larxene: Hi Corita!
Corita: O.o IS EVERYONE AGAINST ME?
meanwhile-
Sora: It wasn't my fault!
Kairi: A LIKELY STORY!
Sora: It was Naminé!
Kairi: Who the heck is Naminé?
Naminé: I am.
Kairi: Okay, bring it on! I'll fight you for him!
Sora: ...
Naminé: I do not wish to fight.
Kairi: FINE! THEM I'M TAKING HIM!
Naminé: Go ahead.
Kairi: I can't take your mind games! Just take him! -runs away screaming-
Sora/Naminé: O.o
Corita: Ooh, Sora, you're so popular!
meanwhile-
Axel: So, I was like, 'dude, you're the traitor!' and he was like 'no, you are!' and then he like, cowered behind Naminé!
Marluxia: That was a great story, Axel. It's not like I was there or anything.
Fans: Tell me more about the violence!
Sora53: Don't tell them!
Zexion: Let me tell. Manipulate your enemy's mind and break him from the inside.
Fans: Ooh! -takes notes-
Joe: WHO'S HUNGRY?
Everyone: WE ARE!
Joe: We have taco shells!
Everyone: O.o
Sora: SUGAR!
Sora53: EVERYONE RUN! SORA FOUND THE SUGAR!
DiZ: Sora53, you must choose.
Sora53: Choose what?
DiZ: Will you give a speech...or not give a speech?
Sora53: I gave a speech last time...EVERYONE GATHER ROUND! TIME FOR MY SPEECH!
Everyone: Again?
Sora53: GATHER ROUND! Corita, get up here!
Corita: Again? I had to last time!
Sora53: Yes, but you are my fanfic character. Therefore, I rule you!
Corita: Darn it...
Sora53: Anyway, you may have noticed that our wonderful little princess...
Kairi: THAT'S ME!
Sora53: -.- anyway, she had an experiment done on her.
Vexen: I DID THAT!
wild applause-
Sora53: -.- why, you may ask? Well, you'll just have to wait for the third fic ;) Also, some people were wondering if Corita likes Riku or vice versa...
akward glances between Corita and Riku-
Sora53: You'll just have to wait!
Everyone: THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL!
Sora53: SHUT UP!
Ansem: I WILL RULE YOU ALL!
Sora53: ...WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM?
Ansem: I LIVE WITHIN RIKU!
Sora53: THAT'S CREEPY!
Ansem: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
Sora53: BECAUSE IT MAKES US SOUND SMART!
live band starts playing and singing Simple and Clean in Japanese-
Everyone: We don't speak Japanese!
Riku: I do!
Everyone: Shut up!
Sora53: Just dance! You shut up last time...
Axel: Who the heck am I supposed to dance with?
Sora53: Here, Axel...you dance with Larxene.
Larxene: ...what?
Sora53: Joe, dance with Naminé.
Joe: -dies of happiness-
Sora: Kairi, you know you're my princess...
Kairi: AWWW! LET'S DANCE! -grabs Sora-
Riku: Corita, will you dance with me?
Corita: Me?
Riku: Please? Before the Riku Fangirls tackle me again?
Corita...Fair enough.
Sora53: Aw, everyone's dancing.
Fans: Ain't it sweet.
Sora53: Hey Fans, you're really not that evil after all.
Fans: Yep.
Sora53: You know, you're called Fans, but are you one person or multiple people?
Fans: O.o you created us/me. You choose.
DiZ: ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO MAKE PEOPLE CHOOSE STUFF!
Sora53/Fans: O.o
Sora53: Anyway, enjoy the last chapter of Memory's Rhapsody!
Fans: And thank you!
Sora53: You're not supposed to thank them! That's my job!
Fans: MY JOB!
Sora53: Special mention to Godessof2003/KH-Akyra! Keep...writing!
Fans: How come you never give me special mentions?
Sora53: Because you stalk me.
Fans: Whatever. -eats a taco shell-
Sora53: Enjoy! Fans, I'm not gonna be stuck not dancing at my party. Let's dance.
Fans: O.o
