Happy! Smile! Hello!

A fanfic by Chloe "Lorien" Gauthier.

I do not own FMA, even though I constantly say and have an AIM icon that says 'atashi no hagaren'. Cruel people... cries Don't own 'banana phone' or 'Happy Smile Hello' either.

Lyrics from In Colonel Roy Mustang's office ---

Roy was filling out some boring paperwork. He checked his watch.

"She's late." Just then, Riza entered carrying a frozen mocha. She handed it to Roy.

"Here you are, sir." She began leaving the room. Roy sipped it, then yelled,

"IT'S TOO COLD!" Riza sweatdropped and muttered to herself,

"I hope something bad happens to him one day. Something contagious."

-- Next Day --

"Hagaren! Report!" Roy stood menacingly before our favorite shortie. Ed twitched and made a low growling noise.

"You never gave me an assignment." He glared at the flame alchemist. Roy raised an eye brow.

"Is that so? Carry on." Ed sweatdropped and muttered to himself,

"I hope something bad happens to him one day. Something contagious."

-- NEXT Day --

Once again, Roy was filling out some boring paperwork. He glanced at his watch.

"Almost time for lunch!" He began humming to himself. A strange song he had never heard before. But it was playing loudly. So loudly he couldn't think.

Waratta kaotte yappa ichiban kimi to niau nyo Pa-pa-pa Panyo Panyo PA!
Dakara RAKII KUKII isshoni ne (tabe yo)
Komatta tokitte chotto nan demo hanashite gora nyo Pa-pa-pa Panyo Panyo PA!
Chikara ni nareru kara

Kenka shitemo naicha-ate mo Ohiru yasumi onaka ga suita

Itsumo Happy Smile Hello Oishi-inoga daisuki Daikirai wa MEKARA BIIMU shite baku hatsu Dakara Happy Smile Hello PIKUNI-IKU ga mainichi Shiawase POKE-ETO ni Ippai sa asobo itsuma demo!

Roy screamed in frustration.

"WHAT IS THIS?" Riza looked into the room. Roy was hitting his head on the wall, crying, yelling, and holding his ears. He looked insane. There was no music. Riza shook her head.

"He finally cracked, it seems." Roy ran past her.
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Ed was sitting on the steps of the building when Roy ran by. He saw Ed and yelled to him,

"You have to help me! This song-- it's driving me nuts!" Ed blinked.

"Uta desu ka?"

"GET IT OUT!" Roy ran screaming, once again, but this time hit a tree. He was knocked out. He never woke up.

-- At Roy's funeral --

Riza stood in her funeral wear, as did Ed. Fury, Havoc, and Faruman were there as well. Black Hayate stood at Riza's feet. They were forced to the funeral. Suddenly, Fury screamed,

"WHAT KIND OF PERSON PLAYS THIS SONG AT A FUNERAL? TURN IT OFF!" For, to him, this song was playing:

Waratta kaotte yappa ichiban kimi to niau nyo Pa-pa-pa Panyo Panyo PA!
Dakara RAKII KUKII isshoni ne (tabe yo)
Komatta tokitte chotto nan demo hanashite gora nyo Pa-pa-pa Panyo Panyo PA!
Chikara ni nareru kara

Kenka shitemo naicha-ate mo Ohiru yasumi onaka ga suita

Itsumo Happy Smile Hello Oishi-inoga daisuki Daikirai wa MEKARA BIIMU shite baku hatsu Dakara Happy Smile Hello PIKUNI-IKU ga mainichi Shiawase POKE-ETO ni Ippai sa asobo itsuma demo

Sugi ni Happy Smile Hello nichiyo-obi ga mainichi Tamanine korondemo daijoubu sa FAITO dokomademo

SANKYUU!

Fury yelled and writhed, and eventually ran out of the room, then the building. He ran until he was hit by a car.

This went on and on, first Havoc, then Faruman, then other military officers. Only two military officers were unaffected: Ed and Riza.

Ed looked at Riza. "Hmm..what WILL we do..?" She shrugged.

"Dunno. Wanna get some ice cream?"

"Sure."

And so, they left, free of the military.

Also, Winry died of it.

Uta Desu Ka -- Song?

Lorien: WAAH! It ish done! my parody! Papapa PANYO PANYO pa!

Ed: yeah. Right.

Lorien: YAY! -huggles Ed-

Ed: Blah. -annoyed-

THE END DESU! SANKYUU!