Summary: Kaiba is sick of losing duels to Yugi so he throws a contest....for RAPPING??? WTF? And what will happen when characters from Inuyasha and Yu Yu Hakusho join in? Get ready for rapping battles and heavy cursing!!
A/N: Thanks for you guys who reviewed! And those who didn't will be the first to go into space without oxygen. MWAHAHAHA evil laughter
Chapter 2: The Preliminaries Begin! Rapper #1: Demon's Making
"I got it!" Kaiba cried in discovery shortly after throwing Mokuba out. "I'll hold a rap contest!"
A few days later Kaiba's minions (hehe, funny word) posted up flyers all over Domino and nearby towns. Soon applications flowed in and over a thousand people wanted to compete for the prize:
A 5-year recording contract with MegaTokyo Records (okay so I winged it there).
Kaiba had his workers hire judges to pick the rappers. He didn't want to hear it himself.
Kagura (of Inuyasha) Himinako, Genkai (YYH) Umeji and Solomon Moto became the judges.
"Demon's Making, you're up first." Genkai said into the mike. The old castle door opened. Kurama and Hiei walked in.
"You are sing 'Bia Bia', yes?" Solomon asked.
"Yeah." they both replied.
"Okay, then. Show us what you punks got." Genkai smirked.
Kurama smiled at the harsh judge and turned on the boombox. The music bagan to play.
"Aiyyo check this out, supreme figga nigga Hiei
Rockin with Lil' Kurama and Yoko Kitsune
(Yoko Kitsune nigga) Demon's Making, Dog (Ay tell them niggaz what's up though)
If you scared, get the f out the club nigga!"
"Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you actin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you fussin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you lookin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'me up, get 'em up)
Why you frontin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)"
"Well get 'em up (Get 'em up)
Put 'em up (Put 'em up)
Stop actin' like a bitch and get yo hands up Well get 'em up (Get 'em up)
Put 'em up (Put 'em up)
Stop actin' like a bitch and get yo hands up Well where you from nigga (Where you from)
Where you from nigga (Where you from)
God dammit motherfer where you from (Where you from)
Well where you from nigga (Where you from)
Where you from nigga (Where you from)
God dammit motherfer where you from (Where you from)
Well represent yo shit - represent yo shit Say f that clique - say f that clique Represent yo shit - represent yo shit Say f that clique - say f that clique Well you scared (You scared) - You scared (You scared)
Stop actin' like a bitch you scared (You scared)
You scared (You scared) - You scared (You scared)
Stop actin' like a bitch you scared (You scared)"
The judges seemed impressed. So far, so good.
"Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you actin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you fussin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you lookin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'me up, get 'em up)
Why you frontin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)"
Kurama don't suck no dicks or lick no nuts
Bitch I hit licks and flip bricks
Every two hours switch whips to keep the peoples off me
What you know about that No-Doz and coffee
No sleep, I'm lookin' 40
With three bricks in a 740
Bitch I ain't got time to party
I'm breakin' bread with Demonic niggaz
Over a hot Bennigan's dinner
Thinkin' how I'ma cop the 6 at the beginnin' of winter
Chrome it out and then fit it with timber, that's wood grain
What you ain't know, this a hood thang
All my thugs let ya wood swang
Bitches make ya ass clap
I'm takin' all y'all ASCAP and BMI
Catch me drivin' DUI
Look cause I don't give a f nigga I'm livin to die
Who on this track fin with me, y'all is willin' to try
Kurama the thug with no feelings inside, motherfer"
"
"Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you actin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you fussin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you lookin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'me up, get 'em up)
Why you frontin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)"
Yoko, Kurama's demon form took over and started rapping Ludacris' part.
"Well pour out the Henn and Coke and fire up that dro'
It's Yoko Kitsune off Old National and Godby Road
The block is sold, "CLEAR!" then I shocked the globe
I clock the hoes, lock do's and drop the 'bows
I rock the shows; pop lock and knock yo nose
You Bia' Bia', I grab my .44 and mop the flo'
I Mop & Glo'; the Feds tryin to stop my dough
They claim they caught me at the docks with a flock of snow
I bring the pain - cock back and swing the thang
Yo' girl mad cause she told me don't even bring the thang
And then I told her - I said it's cool, get at me
And then my voice got raaaassspy
Cause I was smokin' on some Cali and my eyes were dazed
I was in the zone, coulda thrown up them tre's
And if you lost, Lil' Jon's got some Eastside ways
So stop actin' like a Bia if yo ass ain't blaze"
"Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you actin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you fussin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'em up, get 'em up)
Why you lookin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)
Bia Bia (Get 'me up, get 'em up)
Why you frontin' like a - like a (Push 'em off, push 'em off)"
Hiei and Kurama began to sing again.
"Bitch niggaz in the house tell me what's up
A nigga slapped you in the mouth and told you shut up
Somebody holler get 'em and now you just a victim
Shorty tried to stick 'em, told the pit bull to sick 'em
I know he wanna run but he can't he assed out
Punched him in his chin and then he passed out
Woke up with his pockets turned inside-out
Always hit them weak motherfaz right in they mouth
You better stay out the way and act like you ain't havin' shit
Cause niggaz will run up in yo ass like you a nasty bitch
You little bitch, that's what the callin' you
You'd be a damn fool to act like you ballin' dude
Mindin' yo business, they grabbed you by yo collar
You feel like Marvin Gaye cause they make you wanna holler
But since you can't run, you might as well fight
Quit actin' like a bitch and live a real life
You just a - Bia' Bia'!"
The song ended and the judges clapped immediately.
"That was wonderful! Even though my hearing aids censored out the cus words." Solomon said.
"May I have your phone number Kurama?" Kagura joked. (joking? omg, so OOC.) Kurama blushed.
Genkai pulled out two blue pieces of paper. "You're going to Tokyowood!!" (well that was cruddy. To be changed.)
"Oh yeah! We're the best motherfers in the world!" Hiei yelled.
"What? You guys are mothers?" Solomon shouted over their cheering.
The two walked out triuphantly. "You made it?" Someone asked.
"Maybe they aren't too bad."
"I heard them rapping. They must be really good."
People murmured as they went on. After Hiei and Kurama walked out of the building, the redhead whispered. "I kind of feel bad for cursing so much in under five minutes."
"I kind of feel bad it all got censored in this fan fic." Hiei replied. They stared at each other. The two demons laughed.
End of chapter 2!
Jina-chan: Please review! It'll make me feel loved. And I need the love. Or I'll cry.
Jikuro: You never cry.
Jina-chan: Thank you, yami, for killing the drama!
Jikuro: You are welcome. No wait. Nope you're not.
Jina-chan: Why you!
Malik: Why do I end up with the psychos.
Okay...the above was a chat with my yami and Malik. They both reside in my head!!
But here's something for you guys to do:
Who should go first? Malik, Yusuke or Inuyasha? And what should the song be?
I need ideas! I don't wanna get stuck in the midddle of the fic!!
