Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling and should forever stay that way. The parody names and Ideas belong to me of course.
Today was the first day of Warthog School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Henry Otter was extraordinarily nervous because it was his first time in a school and a magical school at that. Gridlock took Henry to the train station that morning and gave him his rather unusual ticket "platform 9 ¾? What the hell," Henry said as looking at his ticket. He saw Gridlock running toward the station exit before he could enquire about this ticket. "Hmmm, that must be his grand exit," Henry said to himself.
As he walked up to the station master he started to have second thoughts about this whole "having a great gift and going to school for it" thing. He knew the answer to his question before he even asked it. "Sir, do you know where platform 9 ¾ is," he asked. "Are you out of your bloody mind? There's not platform 9 ¾," the rather gruff station master replied. Henry started to walk to platform 9 hoping for a miracle. He looked to his right and saw a rather plump woman with five children walking rapidly toward the wall between platforms 9 and 10.
As he watched what appeared to be her oldest son walk straight through the wall, he knew this family was his miracle. "Excuse me, could you tell me how to….,"
"How to get onto the platform? Of course! Just walk straight at the wall," the woman replied to Henry's nervous fragment of a question. Henry, with his trolley in hand, did exactly what the woman said. All of a sudden, a train with the words Warthog Express appeared before his eyes.
Henry walked onto the train and found himself an empty compartment where he could sit and try to grasp everything that was happening around him. After twenty minutes of alone time, one of the red haired woman's children approached him and asked if he could sit with him because everywhere else was full. "Rum Scmeadly's the name," the red-head said. "Hello, I'm Henry Otter," Henry replied.
"Bloody Hell! You're Henry Otter!"
"Isn't that what I just said?"
"Right, sorry"
The trolley witch came by, and Henry with his newfound riches bought one of everything. As the two boys were enjoying their cauldron cakes, a girl about their age entered the compartment and said, "Has anyone seen a toad? This real wanker Neville has lost his." Upon saying this she became really aware of whom she was in the presence of. "Great Scott! You're Henry Otter," she expressed rather loudly. "I'm Hammerhead Grungy," she said to both the boys.
After repairing Henry's glasses in an attempt to show Rum up, she left to continue looking for the wanker's toad.
Author's Note: Please reply. This is my first parody and would love to hear the audience's opinion! Thanks so much.
