Hip Hop Wannabes
Summary: I'm too lazy to copy and paste it so you'll have to try to remember. (think, now! Use those brains!!)
Disclaimer: I don't Yu-Gi-Oh or the modified rap songs. But there are some raps I did write that belong to moi.
Oh yeah this is one hell of a long chapter.
Note from the Author!!
Jina-chan: O.O;; Wow I'm suprised at how many reviews I got within two days. That's more than what I got on any other fanfic I've posted. THANK YOU EVERYONE!! YOU MADE ME CRY!!
Jikuro: I thought you'd cry if you weren't reviewed.
Jina-chan: (glare) I'm crying because I'm happy, stupid.
Jikuro: People are weird.
Malik: And what are you?!
Jikuro: A demon on the most part.
Jina-chan: Oh great I have a psycho and a demon in my head and I'm part pervert!!
Random people: Congrats! You're multi-racial!
Jina-chan: Okay, okay, back to the fanfiction. Oh and because of linkmaster27's request, Inuyasha will go first and someone will sing with him. Wonder who it is? Mwahahaha! Note this chapter will be very disturbing and perverted. I also have a concussion from my friend, Carinne (the evil little wench!!) so all reality shall be removed for the sanity of nothing.
Chapter 3: A Perverted Duet-- Featuring the Feudal Era Stars!
Inuyasha tied the red bandana over his demon ears. He look at his partner. "You ready for this?"
"Yes, Inuyasha, I am."
Thirty minutes later, the hanyou was called to audition. He looked at himself in the mirror one last time. He had on a white muscle tee (so hot!!) and baggy black jeans. "Let's do this." he whispered confidently.
"You are Inuyasha?" Genkai asked, eyebrow raised when they walked in. Kagura's head shot up. She had been asleep from listening to all the boring losers.
"Yeah. This is Gansta Mikojo." Inuyasha said. The young woman behind him nervously smiled but immediately glared at Kagura.
"Alright then go." Solomon told them.
Inuyasha put the CD into the player.
"Inuyasha
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
give it to me now, give it to me now
G. Mikojo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
give it to me now..
Inuyasha
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
G. Mikojo
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
Inuyasha
I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
while the Dirty Birds kick for t'ree
And if you like in the club we can do it
in the DJ booth or in the back of the V.I.P.
Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top, lick it don't stop
Keep the door locked don't knock while the boat rock
We go-bots and robots so they gotta wait til the show stop
or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap dance
The Rock to the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That demon Inuyasha (woo) in the public bathroom
or in back of a classroom
how ever you want it lover lover gonna tap that ass soon
see I cast 'em and I past 'em get a tight grip and I grasp 'em
I flash 'em and out last 'em
and if ain't good then I trash 'em while you stash 'em
I'll let 'em free
and the tell me what they fantasy
like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend not to be mad at me
Inuyasha
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
G. Mikojo
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
Inuyasha
I wanna get you in the bath tub
with the candle lit you give it up till they go out
or we can do it on stage of the Inuyasha concert
cause you know I got sold out
or red carpet dick could just roll out
go 'head and scream you can't hold out
we can do it in the pouring rain
runnin the train when it's hot or cold out
how 'bout in the library on top of books
but you can't be too loud
you wanna make a brother beg for it
give me TLC 'cause you know I be too proud
we can do it in the white house
tryna make them turn the lights out
champaign with my campaign let me do the damn thing
what's my name, what's my name, what's my name a sauna, jacuzzi
in the back row at the movie
You can stratch my back and rule me
You can push me or just pull me
on hay in middle of the barn (woo) rose pedals on the silk sheets uh
eating fresh fruits sweep yo woman right off her feet
Inuyasha
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
G. Mikojo
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
Inuyasha
I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
that's the way you like to fuck, clogged up fog alert
Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt
in the garden all in the dir
Roll around Georgia Brown that's the way I like it twerk
Legs jerk, overworked, underpaid but don't be afraid
In the sun or up in the shade
on the top of my escalade
Maybe your girl and my friend can trade; tag team, off the ropes!
On the ocean or in the boat! Factories or on hundred spokes!
What about up in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it melt
Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt
Scream help play my game; dracula man I'll get my fangs
Horseback and I'll get my reigns, school teacher let me get my brains
Inuyasha
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
G. Mikojo
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
Inuyasha
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
G. Mikojo
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy!"
They were finished (not like that you gutter minds) but the judges were stunned. The perversion of the song blinded Mr. Moto, who later was taken to the hospital. Genkai tried to block out the sound of the moaning crowd from outside (erk put pervy thoughts to fully understand) and Kagura stood in envy of Gansta Mikojo.
"You wench! You took my ex-boyfriend from me!!" The wind sorceress jumped and starting mauling her face.
"Kagura!! Stop marring my girlfriend!!!" Inuyasha yelled.
"No! She has to pay!!" Kagura her hit cheek painfully.
"Ya bitch!!" Inuyasha grabbed Kagura and flung her across the wall.
"Inuyasha..." Gangsta Mikojo cried.
"FORGET IT KIKYO! I am not taking this bullshit from anyone!!"
"But you wanted it!!!" Kikyo yelled.
"No, I wanted I wanted your ass!!" the angry hanyou cursed.
"You wanted to F me?" she asked.
"I wanted it DEAD!" He stormed out the door and slammed it.
Kagome blinked at the sound of the slammed door from across the street. "Something tells me that my incarnation is fighting over Inuyasha with Kagura. And lost."
"Don't be silly, Kagome! Inuyasha totally loves you!" Shippo said cheerfully. "You better get ready for your big day! Tomorrow is your audition!" He added peppily. (lookit, new word!) Kagome shrugged off her worry. "Yeah, you're right Shippo."
Below, on the street Kagome's hotel was on, a little homeless boy wandered through the crowds. "I will win that contest and prove to Seto I'm not some punk!"
End of Chapter 3!
Jina-chan: Again, I am soooo thankful that people reviewed. I was afraid people would flame or ingnore me like on my other fics. Oh if people could review "My Unwanted Wedding" it would encourage me to update. It used to be called My Big Fat Eygptian Wedding (no relation to that "Greek Wedding" movie.) but someone had the EXACT same title.....and was much more popular aka she got reviews. WAHH (rambles on blah blah stuff)
Jikuro: Would you please tell your fans about the upcoming chapters you time-consuming wench!!
Jina-chan: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??? (brawls with her yami)
Malik: Since they're taking their time beating living crap out of each other, I will have to tell you about chapter four. But I'm missing a very good fight that I'd rather watch than talk to you people so bye.
Later.....
Jina-chan: (dragging Jikuro and Malik by chains around their necks) Sorry 'bout that. These nincompoops mess me up very often. Was anyone suprised that it was Kikyo and Inuyasha was singing together and not Kagome? That was funny for me. hehe. And did anybody lose their eyesight from the perversion like Moto-san? If so I am NOT paying for your medical bills. I warned y'all!!
Jikuro: On the plus side (chokes out through chain) I keep your eyeballs.
Malik: And I control you with my millennium rod for the rest of your sightless lives!
Random girl: Hey if they were blind how could they read your threats on the internet?
All three: QUIET YOU FOOL!!
Random girl: Mommy!
Jina-chan: r and r everyone!
