Finally the train stopped after what seemed like an eternity of waiting. All of the first years met up with Gridlock where he would show them how to get to the castle. "All right Firs' years, you'll have to walk seein' as how the boats were 'mysteriously' broken," Gridlock said while sporting a pair of rather obvious shifty eyes. A giant "awww man!" could be heard throughout the land as the first years heard this rather distressing news. "How come we have to walk when all the other kids get to ride in nice little luxury vehicles," Henry blurted out.
"Shut your fa-oh it's you Henry! I thought it was tha' dolt Bake-o Mouthfuls whinin' again. You have to walk because like I said earlier, the boats are uh….broken, that's right, broken and because you lot are the 'newbies'," Gridlock answered.
After walking quite some time, Gridlock escorted all the first years into the great hall where Professor MyHiney Transsexual would choose which houses they were in based solely on looks alone. Once everyone was in the hall, the "sorting" began. After twenty students, Professor Transsexual got to Hammerhead Grungy. "Hammerhead Grungy you shall be placed in the house of KnockonDoor because you just look like a giant nerd," she said to her. After continual "sorting", Professor Transsexual came across Henry Otter. "Well Mr. Otter," she began. "The scar you bear has great importance. Because of your scar alone, you shall be placed in KnockonDoor." Finally, she had finished sorting the students into one of the four houses, KnockonDoor, SnakeSkin, Puffalump, and ShaveyourMaw.
With a feast in their bellies, everyone went to their according dormitories and slept the night away. Henry began to have a wild dream. He dreamt he was in a dark office of some kind and there was a man with a white lab coat on. The man with the white lab coat was holding some kind of stone. Just as the man was about to speak, Henry woke up in a cold sweat. "What could these dreams mean," he pondered to himself. Henry decided a hot shower would help clear his head before returning to bed. Thirty minutes later, Henry was back in his bed and fast asleep under his rainbow comforter.
Author's Note: Sorry it took FOREVER to update. I was having a spell of writer's block. Tell me what you think of my parody as of now please. It is much appreciated!
