Henry awoke with a start as he recalled the events of last night's dream. Had the man in the white lab coat been just a dream? Henry felt as if he had seen this man before. Henry decided he shouldn't worry about such things today because it was his first day of classes. Oh how he was excited to finally begin his journey into the magical world of well…..magic. As Henry was walking toward the dining hall, his eye caught Hammerhead bending over to pick up fallen textbooks. Those green orbs of his couldn't help but wander toward the little cleavage her robes allowed.

'What does this mean?' he left himself wondering. Now on top of his freaky dream, he had to worry about "other" kinds of dreams as well. As soon as he finished his breakfast he headed toward charms with Professor Dimwit. The class went exceptionally well except for the fact that the professor expressed his utter desire to take advantage of Henry in his office just for saving the wizarding world from Lord Moldybread. 'Better watch out for him' Henry thought to himself.

Next was "potions" with Professor Tape. Everyone knew the class was a home economics class disguised as potion making. Once everyone was seated, Professor Tape stormed into the room and began his lesson. The entire class was stifled with laughter at the fact that Professor Tape was teaching with his favorite pink apron he had obviously forgotten to take off after making himself a nice bunt. Riddled with embarrassment, Tape snatched the apron off and bellowed that anyone who dare speak of his frilly yet manly apron would be expelled in no time.

Naturally the whole school was talking about by the end of the day. All during dinner Professor MyHiney was making "eyes" at Tape because she found his pink apron oddly attractive. Henry, Rum, and Hammerhead all decided to walk back to their dorm where they could laugh hysterically for hours without getting points taken away, let alone expulsion. After an extensive amount of laughter and snorting, they all decided to go to bed. Henry couldn't help but notice the way Hammerhead swayed her hips seductively as she walked toward her dormitory. 'Mustn't look at friend in sexual manner' Henry kept repeating to himself hoping the slight bulge in his pants would go away.

Henry began to toss and turn as he had another one of his White Lab Coat man dreams. This time he actually got to hear the man speak. "It's mine, all mine," the man said as he laughed the way evil genius's do. Henry awoke in a cold sweat. Not knowing what to do next, he got up, went to the bathroom, and then snuggled comfortably under his rainbow comforter once more.

Author's Note: Ok this chapter kind of sucks because I wrote it late at night when I was really tired. I thought I'd throw in a little romance to spice it up a bit. Tell me what you think. Thanks so much.