Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome. Please keep in mind that this is a parody, and everything mentioned is extremely preposterous and ridiculous. I'd like to keep it that way. I am quite aware of the Harry Potter books, so I do realize the absurdity of most of their actions. Thank you to my reviewers Lupinlover88, Peeves' Pal, and Nota Lone for doing the obvious. Thank you and Enjoy the show!

Two weeks after Tom had found Dumbledore crying...

Voldermort stormed through Hogwarts until he arrived at the seventh floor. He stopped for a second and looked at the tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy before turning and opening a door.

"It's wonderful to see you again, Volderz."

"Ah, Dumbley, you too."

"Have a seat," Dumbledore motioned to a comfy chair directly across from him at a small table. There were muffins, rolls, and scones across the table along with two small teapots, milk, and sugar. Dumbley had called this Versace person, and they had completely redecorated the headmaster's office. Dumbledore was so pleased with the 'new look' he had the common rooms of all the houses redone, as well as some of the hallways. The price was fairly inexpensive as well.

Voldemort and Dumbledore had been meeting for tea everyday, and were becoming fast friends. That summer, Dumbledore and Voldemort had been on a shopping trip, when they got lost in a muggle city.

(Cue: dramatic music, Cue: dream swirly flashback effects)

Flashback:

"Dammit, Albus, we've been stumbling around in circles for hours. We're so lost, and we can't even use magic because the ministry will receive word of magic in a muggle area and investigate," Voldemort (or Tom Riddle as he, with the help of Dumbledore, managed to get his devilishly good teenage looks back with the use of light magic) sighed dramatically.

"Why don't we go into one of these stores and ask where we are, and see if we can find a way from there," Dumbledore replied. "Fine," Volderz resigned, knowing that they would continue to be lost if they didn't ask someone. The store that Dumbledore and Voldemort turned into happened to be a computer and electronics store. (A/N: muwahahahaha)

They were immediately astounded by what the store contained. Five hours later, A store employee named James was looking exhaustedly at Albus and Tom. James had spent the last 4 hours and 50 minutes explaining a computer, X-box, playstation, Cd's and Cd players, Dvd players, Movies, the internet, and a bunch of other muggle items to the pair.

Voldemort was staring down at his cart full of electronics, when he realized that the Brittney Spears center for the Dark Arts didn't have 'ecklecteristy' or electricity. "Damn," Voldemort said and Dumbledore looked up questioningly, "I don't have ecklecteristy, how the hell am I supposed to use this stuff. Nor do I have the Infernet, which seems like an excellent way of spreading my evil." Dumbledore thought for a bit before replying, "Perhaps we can magic some eclectricity, and as for spreading evil on the interanet, I doubt most wizards even know about this." "They will now! Muahahaha! Um, I probably shouldn't laugh like that in public, um..." "No, you shouldn't."

The next day found Dumbledore and Voldemort in the dining hall playing Dance Dance Revolution (aka DDR). They had bought an enormous plasma screen and had hooked up the playstation first. They were having a dance off, and neither of them had stopped in the past 14 hours.

"Lets...Just...Call...This...A...Tie," Dumbledore breathed.

"Fine," Voldemort replied as they clumsily shook hands before collapsing.

End of Flashback

After Dumbledore and Voldemort had finished tea, played laser tag in the Slytherin dungeons, and had jam session in the Hufflepuff common room, they went down to the dining hall to continue Dance Dance Revolution as they did every night at five o'clock.

After two hours of heavy dancing, Voldemort said goodnight, and flooed out of the headmaster's office. Dumbledore went online and ordered 8 more playstations, 8 more DDR games, and 16 more DDR playing pads.

Dumbledore played Harpsichord and Organ, Voldemort on Guitar, Peeves on Drums, and the Bloody Baron on triangle.

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