"Okay…well, thank
you" the girl turned to the camera and just stared at it in shock.
"Well there you have it. Inu Yasha is married to a hairy toed
kagome"
Inu Yasha turned around and walked past everybody into
the theatre. He was more that satisfied.
The award show was
just like every other. It ended and everybody started to head out of
the theatre. Before he was able to reach the limo he was bombarded by
more cameras than normal. They all started talking at once. He didn't
understand a single word.
"is it true" was all he got out of
it.
"HEY!" he screamed. They all looked at him in silence.
"Is what true?" he asked, with definite sighs of fear.
One
reporter smiled and pushed a small TV on wheels at him. Confused he
looked down at the black screen. The reporter pressed a button and
something appeared. It was kagome, sitting on his couch, in her
pajamas.
"It is true, are you married" asked the reporter.
Kagome smiled sweetly. "I'm afraid so"
"Can we get a
look at that gorgeous ring?" The reporter grabbed for her hand and
pulled it close to the camera.
"Of course! Inu Yasha has such
great taste."
"My, it seems he does. So tell me how was the
honeymoon?"
Kagome frowned. "It was great until he called out
his mothers name"
Inu Yasha's heart stopped. "I did not." He turned to the camera. "I had a dream about my mom dieing and I said her name in my sleep. We never had sex due to her infestation." And with that everybody started laughing. Inu Yasha escaped to his limo, preparing to go home to an empty apartment. He knew she wouldn't stay after that.
Kagome stared at the
television with disbelieving eyes. 'Did he just say infestation?' she
thought. 'No, he wouldn't.'
Since there wasn't any time
left, the reporter had just left before Kagome could make a better
comeback. She began to pace around clenching her teeth and grunting.
"He's going to pay!" she said as she made a fist and
punched the sofa.
'Think, Kagome, Damn it, Think' she cried to
herself. 'If that bastard messed up my career in any way, I am going
to murder him!' She stalked around the living room searching for
ideas to get him back, none were coming to mind. She saw a palm pilot
on the kitchen table and walked towards it, picking up the small
object; she turned it on and saw the bastard's weekly schedule.
She
took it and through it into the microwave and set it on a 2 minute
countdown. Once started though, the microwave sparked and blew open
shooting the palm pilot into pieces on the kitchen floor. Kagome
smiled a devilish smile and chuckled. Yet, somehow, she was still not
satisfied. That didn't do anything that was compared to infestation.
'Think big, Kagome,' she scolded herself.
She walked into his
bathroom to look at her face in the mirror as she turned on the sink
and poured water onto her face to calm her down. She felt her way to
the towel as she grabbed it to dry her face, knocking a couple of
things down. As she dried her face, she opened her eyes to look at
what she had dropped. She picked up a couple of soaps, aftershave and
shampoo of the disgusting half breed. She looked at the name brand of
the shampoo and scoffed. "Can you believe this guy? Buying $75
dollar shampoo for his precious white hair" she mocked to
herself laughing as she set it down back on the shelf. She stared at
the shampoo and smiled and ran back to her room.
She went back
into the bathroom, panting, trying to get things done fast before he
came home. She kept looking out his bedroom door to the main door to
see if he came in or tried to hear if he did. She opened her "Bright
neon green manic panic dye" that she was hoping to use on her
hair for streaks on the day she sang live, but this was well worth
it, After all, that's what you get for buying a shampoo that costs
that much. Who the hell did this guy think he was, God? She laughed
at her own little private jokes as she finished pouring the dye into
shampoo. Luckily, the bottle was black and you couldn't see through
to the green mixture chemical that would make his career into a
laughing stock. She shook the bottle to allow the chemicals to
coincide and placed it on the shelf as it was. She heard keys
jingling down the hall, and made a run for it to her room. She turned
off the television and hid in her closet making it look like she had
left from being extremely upset. She giggled slightly, covering her
mouth from giving her away. This was going to be priceless.
Inu
Yasha walked down his hallway, doing a little victory dance as he
winked at the maid who was cleaning the hallway. He turned around and
slid to his door, humming as he turned the key and got in. "Honey,
I'm home, " he said in a mocking Ricky Ricardo tone. "Where
are you my darling wife?" he continued to call out. "Humph,
she probably realized she messed with the wrong hanyou, HA! No one
can beat me! That'll show her!" he yelled as he walked around
searching for her. He opened her room, she wasn't there. ' Hmmm,
maybe she got real angry' he thought to himself. For a moment he
wondered if he took things too far, then shrugged. "No, that's what
she gets" he reminded himself.
Meanwhile, Kagome was in her
closet laughing her ass off. "Oh, my darling husband...wait till
you get yours..." she whispered.
Inu Yasha yawned as he
scratched his chest. He debated if he should take a shower before
hitting the sack or just waiting till the morning. He took a whiff of
himself and then realized that the sooner he hit the shower, the
better. He turned the shower on and removed his clothing.
Kagome
heard the shower turn on, and got out of the stuffy closet. She
wondered when he was going to enter the shower. She waved her hands
on her face, fanning her sweaty body as she smiled with glow. She
decided she will leave for a bit and hang out outside or maybe hit
the club. She needed to get away from him for a while. She put on
some dingy-shabby jeans and a loose "The Ramón's"
shirt. She left her hair loose and jetted for the door incase Inu
Yasha was to come out. She opened the door and looked back. She
wondered if she took it too far. "NO, remember, Kagome!
Infestation! Infestation" she reminded herself. She shrugged.
"No, that's what he gets..." she reminded herself.
Inu
Yasha let the cool water run through his hair down his back sending
him in a calm state of mind. He felt so relaxed and un-bothered,
which he hadn't felt for a while. He grabbed his shampoo bottle
from the shelf. "Hmm, wow, this weighs a lot heavier than I
remember" he told himself. He shrugged as he opened the bottle
and poured it onto his hand. He had closed his eyes as the water hit
his face, not looking at the big amount of green mixture of chemicals
he had on his hands. He massaged it through his hair, meticulously
and yawned. He was really tired. Once he finished, he was going
straight to bed. No television,. No hanging out, just his comfy, soft
bed. After he finished cleansing himself, he got out of the shower.
Wrapped the towel around his waist and wrapped another towel over his
hair. He, being so tired, didn't realize his green-stained hands. He
walked into his dark room and dressed in the dark and immediately
plopped on his bed. Sleepiness quickly took over.
