Kagome had come home
real late last night, she had her beloved husband snoring away and
went to the couch, there was no point in sleeping, the sun was almost
up. She placed a water bottle she had gotten from the club on the
table.. She wasn't even tired. She had went to the club and hung out
with some girl named Sango, whom she thought was cool, they exchanged
numbers so they could hang out during the week, and the rest of the
night, she was talking to Inu Yasha's older brother. She turned on
the television and surfed through channels. She turned to MTV to see
if any good songs were on and frowned as they were doing a special on
Inu Yasha. They were interviewing fans all around the world. One girl
tattooed his name on her forehead and was crying in front of the
camera. Kagome scoffed and made a face. "What a moron" she
muttered under her breath hoarsely. She raised the volume to hear
what she was saying.
" Inu Yasha, if you're out there
listening, Dump the hairy bitch, and marry me, I have no hair and I'm
close to immaculate, I guarantee I am not infested either!" the
young teeny bopper squealed.
Kagome grunted as she threw a pillow
at the TV, turning it off. She tapped her fingers on the sofa cushion
as she walked around trying to find something to do. She began to get
a headache from the previous night of drinking and began to search
for aspirin. She went into the guest bathroom, towards the medicine
cabinet and covered her mouth with her hand as she gasped. It caught
her eye, his doorknob was green. He had left a green handprint on his
doorknob. 'Oh my god, does he know?' She thought to herself. She
ran from of the bathroom and walked by his room. She stuck her ear on
the door to hear anything and still heard him snoring. "Hmm...Maybe
it didn't work..." she sighed in disappointment.
A knock was
heard at the door and Kagome went to answer it. There in front of
her, stood a smiling arrogant looking fellow.
"Hey, I'm Kouga,
you must be the wife, Uh, Inu Yasha here?" said Kouga as he
walked in anyway.
Kagome said nothing, rolled her eyes and pointed
to the room, still upset of her defeat and her failed attempt
scheme.
She slopped on the couch as she held her head, he
throbbing head. She sighed an 'Oh' as she remembered that the whole
point in the beginning to go to the bathroom was to get aspirin. She
walked towards the cabinet of the bathroom as she pulled out the
aspirin and walked back outside, towards the water bottle she had
left on the coffee table. Kouga passed her to enter Inu Yasha's
room to wake him up. Kagome sat on the couch as Kouga walked out, his
face red, laughing hysterically, waking up Inu Yasha. Kagome looked
at him perplexedly. "What?" she spat.
Kouga not being able
to talk, holding his stomach kept pointing back behind him as Inu
Yasha walked behind him, rubbing the sleep away from his eye with his
green tainted hands. Kagome's face lit up as she saw the hanyou with
green blotchy hair. He must have not washed it evenly because you
could still see the silver hair, just with green blotches. Inu Yasha,
dumbfounded looked at the both of them and made a confused face.
Kagome began to laugh on the couch, coughing and holding her head,
the more she laughed the worse her headache got. Inu Yasha looked at
his hands and gasped and ran to the bathroom. He looked in the mirror
as he saw his reflection. " OH MY FUCKIN" GOD!" he
yelled out.
Kagome and Kouga just exchanged glances silently and
began to laugh again, tearing and trying to mumble inaudible words as
Inu Yasha stormed back into the living room, furious.
Kagome and
Kouga just exchanged glances silently and began to laugh again,
tearing and trying to mumble inaudible words as Inu Yasha stormed
back into the living room, furious.
Inu Yasha had never been so
pissed, well, not since that day, at least. He closed his hands into
tight fists, trying to form the words he was trying to convey, but
since all wanted to come out at the same time, it sounded almost like
gibberish.
Kagome and Kouga, both looked at Inu Yasha as he paced,
grunting.
"What did you do to me?" he finally forced
out.
"Oh, honey...What are you talking about?" she
said as she smirked at Kouga.
Inu Yasha looked at Kouga and shot
an evil glare.
"Where you in on this you mangy----"
"Hey! I didn't do anything, I just came...and... you
were..." Kouga retorted as he broke into laughter. "you
know…colored."
Inu Yasha walked towards Kagome and closely
put his face towards hers, noses touching.
"You better answer
me, how could you do this to me? I have a photo shoot in a couple of
hours!" Inu Yasha yelled
Kagome rolled her eyes and
sighed.
"Then you do have a problem at hand, don't you? You
should be worrying on how to get that beautiful hair back," she
said as she got up, brushing passed Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha quickly
shot his gaze towards the clock. What time was his photo shoot again?
He walked towards the kitchen and searched for his palm pilot, he
looked towards the table since it was the last place he put it and
turned back into the living room since he didn't see it. As he turned
back, his bare foot stepped in something sharp and pointy sending a
growling ow out of him. He looked down and picked up a familiar
looking shard of what looked like his gadget.
He walked towards
the living room and stuck his hand out to Kagome's face showing the
shard in her face.
"This better not be what I think it is,
Kagome!" he harrumphed.
Kagome giggled as she picked up a
pair of boots by the corner of the living room and walked towards the
sofa, by Kouga, putting on her boots. "Darn thing, hehe, who
knew those things were explosive once you put em' in the darn
microwaves," she said, in a honey tone fake naive voice.
Kouga
couldn't help laugh as he looked at this girl with most admiration.
This girl had guts.
"Are you fuckin' kidding me? What are
you, some sort of psycho bitch? You know, you have no idea who you
are dealing with?" Inu Yasha yelled revealing his fangs.
"Oh,
is that supposed to scare me? Would it make you feel better if I
shake in my pants and act all fearful? Ok, I'll play along...Please,
Inu Yasha, I am not worthy of mercy, forgive me oh great one, I shall
worship at your feat because you are god..." Kagome said
sarcastically, scoffing.
"You wanna be sarcastic? I told you
for the last time, Get out of my house!" Inu Yasha yelled
"and
I said No! You fuckin' troll! Deal with it, you wanna mess with my
life, call me infested? Fine, but deal with the consequence, your
game backfired on you..."
"Don't lecture me, Wench, on
the karmatic laws, I'm gonna get you for this, my darling wife, just
you wait!" he said turning his back on her.
Kagome just
stared at him blankly, smiling and mouthed silently "Whatever"
as she turned to Kouga and grabbed his arm.
"Come on, Kouga,
lets leave my husband to cool off while we go do something ourselves"
she winked.
Kouga blushed as he looked at her confused and back
at Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha turned back, looking at them.
"Where
you going?" he said,
"None of your business...you should
worry about that photo shoot thing..." Kagome said
flatly.
"Yeah, don't flatter yourself, I don't give a rats
ass where you going? Get hit by a fuckin' car why don't you!"
Inu Yasha said, slightly growling as Kagome fiddled with Kouga's
collar.
Kouga and Kagome walked out of the apartment and down the
hallway, Inu Yasha stuck his head out of the door, watching them wait
at the elevator, Kagome giggling along with Kouga. Sesshomaru walked
down the hallway, passed Inu Yasha and smirked.
"Looking a
little green there, Little brother.." he chuckled.
Inu Yasha
scoffed. "Yeah, Sesshomaru, stick my fist.."
Sesshomaru
smiled as he walked off not allowing him to finish.
Inu Yasha
walked back into the apartment, he had a feeling his brother wasn't
meaning he was green; literally.
He shook his head as he walked
towards the kitchen, resting both hands on a counter and bowed his
head.
'Double pun, you witty fucker.' Inu Yasha thought. He walked
towards the phone to make a call, hoping someone would save him from
embarrassment. He called his make up artist for an emergency.
They
stood right outside the apartment building. Kagome wanted to go left
because the mall was that way, and Kouga wanted to go right towards a
grouping of fancy restaurants.
"No, I'm not dressed to go to
some high class restaurant, not to mention I haven't slept yet"
Kagome wined.
"Yeah, and I haven't eaten. Besides, I don't
want to eat whatever fast food the mall has to offer."
Kagome
crosses her arms and pouts.
"Don't do that" Kouga warned
playfully.
Kagome gave her best doggy eyes she could muster.
Growling out of defeat Kouga walked over to kagome and threw her
over his shoulder as they heard a car honk it's horn. Kagome
laughed and giggled as Kouga started the journey to the mall.
"Thank
you Kouga, I love you" she said playfully, not really meaning it.
Kouga smirked.
Inu Yasha had dressed and headed downstairs to
the honking car just in time to see Kouga walking down the street,
holding kagome, while she confessed her love for him. Inu Yasha
started to growl loudly, catching the surrounding pedestrians'
attention. Suddenly, a woman jumped from the car and grabbed the
angry Inu Yasha pulling him into the car. Inu Yasha didn't notice
the crowd of fans staring at his blotchy green hair.
