Kagome had come home real late last night, she had her beloved husband snoring away and went to the couch, there was no point in sleeping, the sun was almost up. She placed a water bottle she had gotten from the club on the table.. She wasn't even tired. She had went to the club and hung out with some girl named Sango, whom she thought was cool, they exchanged numbers so they could hang out during the week, and the rest of the night, she was talking to Inu Yasha's older brother. She turned on the television and surfed through channels. She turned to MTV to see if any good songs were on and frowned as they were doing a special on Inu Yasha. They were interviewing fans all around the world. One girl tattooed his name on her forehead and was crying in front of the camera. Kagome scoffed and made a face. "What a moron" she muttered under her breath hoarsely. She raised the volume to hear what she was saying.
" Inu Yasha, if you're out there listening, Dump the hairy bitch, and marry me, I have no hair and I'm close to immaculate, I guarantee I am not infested either!" the young teeny bopper squealed.
Kagome grunted as she threw a pillow at the TV, turning it off. She tapped her fingers on the sofa cushion as she walked around trying to find something to do. She began to get a headache from the previous night of drinking and began to search for aspirin. She went into the guest bathroom, towards the medicine cabinet and covered her mouth with her hand as she gasped. It caught her eye, his doorknob was green. He had left a green handprint on his doorknob. 'Oh my god, does he know?' She thought to herself. She ran from of the bathroom and walked by his room. She stuck her ear on the door to hear anything and still heard him snoring. "Hmm...Maybe it didn't work..." she sighed in disappointment.
A knock was heard at the door and Kagome went to answer it. There in front of her, stood a smiling arrogant looking fellow.
"Hey, I'm Kouga, you must be the wife, Uh, Inu Yasha here?" said Kouga as he walked in anyway.
Kagome said nothing, rolled her eyes and pointed to the room, still upset of her defeat and her failed attempt scheme.
She slopped on the couch as she held her head, he throbbing head. She sighed an 'Oh' as she remembered that the whole point in the beginning to go to the bathroom was to get aspirin. She walked towards the cabinet of the bathroom as she pulled out the aspirin and walked back outside, towards the water bottle she had left on the coffee table. Kouga passed her to enter Inu Yasha's room to wake him up. Kagome sat on the couch as Kouga walked out, his face red, laughing hysterically, waking up Inu Yasha. Kagome looked at him perplexedly. "What?" she spat.
Kouga not being able to talk, holding his stomach kept pointing back behind him as Inu Yasha walked behind him, rubbing the sleep away from his eye with his green tainted hands. Kagome's face lit up as she saw the hanyou with green blotchy hair. He must have not washed it evenly because you could still see the silver hair, just with green blotches. Inu Yasha, dumbfounded looked at the both of them and made a confused face. Kagome began to laugh on the couch, coughing and holding her head, the more she laughed the worse her headache got. Inu Yasha looked at his hands and gasped and ran to the bathroom. He looked in the mirror as he saw his reflection. " OH MY FUCKIN" GOD!" he yelled out.
Kagome and Kouga just exchanged glances silently and began to laugh again, tearing and trying to mumble inaudible words as Inu Yasha stormed back into the living room, furious.
Kagome and Kouga just exchanged glances silently and began to laugh again, tearing and trying to mumble inaudible words as Inu Yasha stormed back into the living room, furious.
Inu Yasha had never been so pissed, well, not since that day, at least. He closed his hands into tight fists, trying to form the words he was trying to convey, but since all wanted to come out at the same time, it sounded almost like gibberish.
Kagome and Kouga, both looked at Inu Yasha as he paced, grunting.
"What did you do to me?" he finally forced out.
"Oh, honey...What are you talking about?" she said as she smirked at Kouga.
Inu Yasha looked at Kouga and shot an evil glare.
"Where you in on this you mangy----"
"Hey! I didn't do anything, I just came...and... you were..." Kouga retorted as he broke into laughter. "you know…colored."
Inu Yasha walked towards Kagome and closely put his face towards hers, noses touching.
"You better answer me, how could you do this to me? I have a photo shoot in a couple of hours!" Inu Yasha yelled
Kagome rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Then you do have a problem at hand, don't you? You should be worrying on how to get that beautiful hair back," she said as she got up, brushing passed Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha quickly shot his gaze towards the clock. What time was his photo shoot again? He walked towards the kitchen and searched for his palm pilot, he looked towards the table since it was the last place he put it and turned back into the living room since he didn't see it. As he turned back, his bare foot stepped in something sharp and pointy sending a growling ow out of him. He looked down and picked up a familiar looking shard of what looked like his gadget.
He walked towards the living room and stuck his hand out to Kagome's face showing the shard in her face.
"This better not be what I think it is, Kagome!" he harrumphed.
Kagome giggled as she picked up a pair of boots by the corner of the living room and walked towards the sofa, by Kouga, putting on her boots. "Darn thing, hehe, who knew those things were explosive once you put em' in the darn microwaves," she said, in a honey tone fake naive voice.
Kouga couldn't help laugh as he looked at this girl with most admiration. This girl had guts.
"Are you fuckin' kidding me? What are you, some sort of psycho bitch? You know, you have no idea who you are dealing with?" Inu Yasha yelled revealing his fangs.
"Oh, is that supposed to scare me? Would it make you feel better if I shake in my pants and act all fearful? Ok, I'll play along...Please, Inu Yasha, I am not worthy of mercy, forgive me oh great one, I shall worship at your feat because you are god..." Kagome said sarcastically, scoffing.
"You wanna be sarcastic? I told you for the last time, Get out of my house!" Inu Yasha yelled
"and I said No! You fuckin' troll! Deal with it, you wanna mess with my life, call me infested? Fine, but deal with the consequence, your game backfired on you..."
"Don't lecture me, Wench, on the karmatic laws, I'm gonna get you for this, my darling wife, just you wait!" he said turning his back on her.
Kagome just stared at him blankly, smiling and mouthed silently "Whatever" as she turned to Kouga and grabbed his arm.
"Come on, Kouga, lets leave my husband to cool off while we go do something ourselves" she winked.
Kouga blushed as he looked at her confused and back at Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha turned back, looking at them.
"Where you going?" he said,
"None of your business...you should worry about that photo shoot thing..." Kagome said flatly.
"Yeah, don't flatter yourself, I don't give a rats ass where you going? Get hit by a fuckin' car why don't you!" Inu Yasha said, slightly growling as Kagome fiddled with Kouga's collar.
Kouga and Kagome walked out of the apartment and down the hallway, Inu Yasha stuck his head out of the door, watching them wait at the elevator, Kagome giggling along with Kouga. Sesshomaru walked down the hallway, passed Inu Yasha and smirked.
"Looking a little green there, Little brother.." he chuckled.
Inu Yasha scoffed. "Yeah, Sesshomaru, stick my fist.."
Sesshomaru smiled as he walked off not allowing him to finish.
Inu Yasha walked back into the apartment, he had a feeling his brother wasn't meaning he was green; literally.
He shook his head as he walked towards the kitchen, resting both hands on a counter and bowed his head.
'Double pun, you witty fucker.' Inu Yasha thought. He walked towards the phone to make a call, hoping someone would save him from embarrassment. He called his make up artist for an emergency.

They stood right outside the apartment building. Kagome wanted to go left because the mall was that way, and Kouga wanted to go right towards a grouping of fancy restaurants.
"No, I'm not dressed to go to some high class restaurant, not to mention I haven't slept yet" Kagome wined.
"Yeah, and I haven't eaten. Besides, I don't want to eat whatever fast food the mall has to offer."
Kagome crosses her arms and pouts.
"Don't do that" Kouga warned playfully.
Kagome gave her best doggy eyes she could muster.
Growling out of defeat Kouga walked over to kagome and threw her over his shoulder as they heard a car honk it's horn. Kagome laughed and giggled as Kouga started the journey to the mall.
"Thank you Kouga, I love you" she said playfully, not really meaning it.
Kouga smirked.
Inu Yasha had dressed and headed downstairs to the honking car just in time to see Kouga walking down the street, holding kagome, while she confessed her love for him. Inu Yasha started to growl loudly, catching the surrounding pedestrians' attention. Suddenly, a woman jumped from the car and grabbed the angry Inu Yasha pulling him into the car. Inu Yasha didn't notice the crowd of fans staring at his blotchy green hair.