Howdy folks, first episode of the awesomely metal IY Biker story, esentully this came about from noteing how cool it would be if everyone on IY were bikers. Someone said "Sounds like a good idea for a fanfic." She has since learned what happens when you give me ideas. Anyway here is my semi-blashpemous-to-rabid-IY-fans work a' art. (I aplogize now for my spelling/grammer.)

-John Walker

The Awsomely Metal IY Biker Story (Or how I learned to stop worring and looove the bomb!) Part One of One

She locked the door behind her, outside, the storm howled and beat agaist the walls. She looked for a way out. There was a door on the other side of the room, it was open, a way out. She opened the door, and stared in disbelief, it was the evidance locker, a dead end. she was traped.

Kagome rexamined the Sherrif's office, there was a desk with the keys to cells, 3 of which stood agiast the wall, she couldn't see through the shawdows but it looked like they were empty, or so she hoped. She walked over to the middle cell to take a look at the windows, barred naturally, letting only the rain in.

Something slammed agaist the door. She turned to look. He had found her. She didn't know the man trying to kill her. She was just walking home through a drizzle threating to pour when he popped out of an alley, pistol in hand, demanding her necklace. She had been running since then.

"Tell ya what" Kagome had a heart attack as she quickly learned the cell behind her was not empty. The man behind her chuckled at she jumped. He leaned agaist the cell door. "You let me out, I get rid of who ever is chasing you." he said in dispassionate, almost bored tone. "Why should I trust you!?" "I was framed, I swear to God." "Bullshit!"
He grined. "Smart kid, but at least with me you have a chance, and that door ain't gonna hold forever."

Kagome reviewed her options and took a step towards the keys. "Promise you'll leave me alone?" "Promise." She picked up the keys and walked back to the cell. She took a deep breath, and opened the door.

"Just hide." He said, and walked into the evidance locker, he came back out with a leather jacket on and a .45 in his right hand, he stood by the door and waited for the man to hit it again, as soon as the door shuddered he kicked it out and followed through into the hallway.The room was filled with the thunderous boom of the 1911 as he was briefly iluminated by the lighting of white hot gas escaping the barrel. He stepped back in like nothing had happened.

Kagome couldn't belive it worked. "Tha.. Thank you.. you saved me.." He glanced at her "What's yer name?" "Kagome." "Kagome huh? I"m InuYasha, and seein' as I just gotta outta prison, ya got any money on ya?" He turned the gun on her. "Bu- you said-" "Yeah, well that'll teach you to trust strange men in jail cells. No money huh? Ah well cryin' shame" He grabbed her necklace, gave a odd half wave with his gun, and grinned as he fled out the door into the night.

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In retrospect, the whole thing made very little sense, InuYasha actions made sense, but not the robbers. Why go right after the necklace? How did he know she had no money? Why follow her so far? Even into a desserted police station? It didn't add up.

The jewel on her necklace wasn't visable, and she doubted it had any real value anywho. It was a gift from her Grandpa, an old jewel he called the Shikon jewel, then launched in to a rambling tale about the fedual era or something. Anyway, it was pink and wieghed very little, she doubted it was a real gem.

Kagome looked up and noticed a familer face leaning agaist a wall in front of a bar, trying to light a cigarette. "YOU!" InuYasha looked up and stared at her with indignity! him! indignity! He stormed over and exclaimed "Do you know how much shit I've gone trhough since I got this damned thing?" He held up the jewel "You keep it!" he jammed it into her hand and stormed back into the bar. With that chapter of her life closed, Kagome went home.

So life went on for a week or two like this before the shit hit the fan in a BIG way. Kagome came home one day to find the house desserted and a note on the table. "Kagome, travel to Thysis as fast as you can in anyway possible, look for an old woman answearing to the name Keade, she will have an eyepatch. -Grandpa" "what the hell..." Kagome wondered aloud "it's joke. Veeery funny" She checked the house a couple times over but could find no one. She went out side for a breath of fresh air , she leanded agaist a tree.

The tree exploded a foot above her head. Something was ringing in her ears. Part of her vision was blurred. Something bright. The gate was open. she ran. Dirt flew up in front of her. She felt a consussive blast of air, her hearing got worse and worse. She stumbled into the street. She ran with out thought. Running in and out of street lights. She couldn't see. She felt the heat as something passed her and inch from her head. She kept running, the explosions behind her got closer and closer, her lungs wanted to explode. She was beginning to falter. Anthor step, something was wrong, she had stumbled, she was falling.

Something hit her hard in the chest. She felt her feet leave the ground. The ground came came up to meet her. Two more explosions, one deeper in tone than the other. Gravel filled her vision. There was a solid crack. Everything went from a blurred and blinding white to balck.

Next thing she remembered was staring up and being shook, a face began to matiralize out of the haze, followed by a voice "Yo, kid you ok?" After several seconds Kagome managed to nod, her head was too sizes too small for her brain.. the face and voice were becoming more distincte, almost familar.. "How many fingers?" She was confused for a second, see couldn't see clealry.. "How many fingers!"
"... thr.. three." "Now?" ".... Four." "And now?" "Two." The voice seemed to relax. She recognized the face... the name was on the tip of her tounge.. "Aright kid, ya don't have a concussion, just a nasty lump." "Inu... Yasha..?" "Yeah it's me, let's get you to a hospital."
"No.. I gotta go... get to... Thysis.." With that she scumbled back into unconciousness and her head went limp.

Something smelled like tobacco and leather.... and something else Kagome couldn't identify.. sorta like fireworks... she lifted her head up and imediatly regreated it. After a minute the pain subsided and she opened her eyes. She was in the backseat of a car, her head was padded by a familar leather jacket. On the radio Page and Plant were Going to californa. She knew who was driving.

"Bout damn time you woke up. We're an a couple hours outta Thysis. Might as well get some sleep while you got the chance." Kagome deemed this good advice and passed out.

It was sunny when she woke up. She sat up, the pain in her head gone. InuYasha had put his feet up on the dash and had apperantly fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. They were parked on the side of the road under a tree, a small village lie about half a mile off, Thysis. "Ready?" InuYasha asked with out opening his eyes.
"Yeah." he started up the car and asked "So why exacty are you headed out here?" Kagomee explained the note to him. He looked annoyed for some reason "greaaat... I'm looking for a one eyed old hag." "So... what happened last night? I don't remember much.." "Well, I heard the gun shots coming closer, so I stopped buy to investigate, saw you, pushed you outta the line of fire, and took that guy out."

So the search began. After questing a few locals, they were directed to the town hall. They walked in an lo and behold, as InuYasha put it, "Theres the pirate herself." He walked over, Kagome judged, corectlly, that he was not about to solve this diplomatically, and got there first. "Can I help ye?" The old women asked. "Yes, are you-"Why the hell am I being shot at over something that isnt a even a real fucking jewel?" Kagome swore to her self.

Keade seemed unfazed. She turned to Kagome. "So you are Kagome?" "Yes and I assume your Keade." "Correct, please follow me."
She adressed InuYasha "You can stay here." "Not till I get an explation." "And you will in good time, now please leave us." He just stared at her. "And what, pray tell, are you going to do to stop me you old bitch?" "INUYAHSA!"Kagome couldn't belive him!

"Very well." Keade turned to a stariwell. "You may prove usefull." InuYasha muttered soemthing under his breath and Kagome cuaght several four letters words strung together in a way that made her rethink his clevernes.

They came to what looked like a conferance room, with several tables lineded up before a projection screen with cabinates on the wall. InuYasha wasted no time in taking a seat. On a table. Keade turned to face them. "First off I assume you have the jewel?" Kagome reached for her throat. "I destroyed that damned thing." InuYasha replied non-chalantly. "You.... you what?" Keade could only stare at him. "Funny thing, when I shot it, the fragments all shot off in different directions pretty fast... they glowed too.. it was real wierd.." "WHY IN GOD'S NAME?" InuYahsa gave her an uninstersted look. "Kagome nearly died twice over that thing, and it brought it's own set of difficulties to me, who ever was after it sure as hell wasn't gonna stop there, those men I killed wern't petty criminals, they were well financed."
"You fool! Even the shards are danagerous! It glowed becuase it is not a normal jewel, if men of evil take hold of it they will become unaturally strong, to the point of being able to stop bullets!" "You're shiting me old woman." "I can prove it!" Keade walked over to a cabinate and pulled out a stack of papers. "This is an report on the jewel and it's affects, it's all true." InuYahsa glanced at it uncaringly. "Look at the name on it." She commanded. InuYasha took one more glance. His head snapped up to look at the old woman. The casual indifferance he reserved for most of the planet was gone, a fire burned in him. "Don't fuck with me." He growled. "Look at the writing, it's all real." Keade replied calmly. For a second they just stared at each other.

"Alright," He concided, "it's real. Now what." "You must collect the fragments." "Why should I?" "You broke it, it is your repsonsiblity to collect it." "You know thats not what I mean." Keade sighed. "And naturally you will be well compinsated for finding the shards and protecting Kagome."

"What!?" Kagome knew that wasn't good for her. "She is how you will find the shards." "How?" Kagome and InuYasha asked at the same time. "I will have to teach her, it will take 20 days. Then you can depart. I will arrange housing for that time as well as transportation." InuYahsa grinned. "A bike" He interjected. "A bike?" "Harley or Victory." He headed for the door. "Teach her how to shoot while your at it." He remarked as he ducked out the door.

Kagoem turned to Keade, "A bike?" "He wants a motorcycle.."

-Three weeks later-

InuYasha walked out of town hall, Kagome in tow, and headed for the bike. "OH! Before I forget.." Kagome reached in her bag and handed InuYasha a wooden box the size of small drawer with the letters "HK" engraved on top. "Keade called it a 'going away present'." InuYasha opened the box and grinned. He let out a chuckle "The old hag did alright." Kagome looked into the box. Several boxes of .40 S&W rounds lined the bottom, about 10 magzines on top of that, the icing on the cake was factory fresh Universal Selfloading Pistol and a magazine capped by a gleaming shell. InuYasha inserted the mag, pulled back the slide, and put the USP into his jacket and the box back in Kagome's bag. "Alright then. Let's roll."

Kagome was glad to know the bike was a two seater. InuYasha turned around. "Safty rules, 1) hold on to something if you have too. 2) Lean when I lean and only when I lean." "Shouldn't I have a helmet?"
"Helmets are oppresive." Kagome's short scream was drowned out by the engine as InuYasha gunned it.

Thus the story began. Our heros had had adventure, life on the open road and all kinds of challanges ahead of them.

NEXT EPISODE: WHEELS OF THUNDER DOOM!

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-John.