Alrightly. Episode Three time. Time to make fun of "Fluffy." any fags or any one offened by the word 'fag' should leave now.
If your scared.
As always please criticize, or compliment, but please be spefic, what did you like what didn't you like, even if you don't have feelings on it, please post anyway, I wanna get a feel for who reads this thing.
-Johnny Walker
At the security desk of a exclusive bank two guards watched the rows of metal boxes people with too much money had rented to keep things hidden things hidden from the prying eyes of the autorities. They dropped off a check every month and the bank didn't ask questions.
A figure began to apper out of the gloom. It appered to be a a rather tall young woman from it's hair. The guards stood and reached for their hoslters. The guards hit the ground slightly after the two .50 AE shell casings.
Sesshomaru scanned the metal boxes and found the one he was looking for. He pulled it out and scowled. It wasnt here. What a waste of time.
In a motel room not two far away, InuYasha sat ont the edge of the bed grimicing and flexing his shoulder. "Still hurt?" Kagome asked as she sat down behind him. "I'm fine." "No your not. Now let me change the bandages."
As Kagome worked InuYasha reached for his pack of Marlboros. "Somethings always bugged me.." Kagome said. "Yeah?" "What's the point of smoking? I mean, before people thought it was cool why did they start?"
"It's calming. Also once you get used to it the taste."
"Wasn't calming when I tried, made me feel lightheaded." "Only becuase it was your first one." He said handing the pack over his shoulder. "No.. I coudn't.. it's not healthy..." Kagome flustered. "Heh. This ain't exactly a job with out it's hazards, what we are doing here.'Sdies" He took a long drag. "What's the point of living to seventy, eighty, if in all that time you never did any of the things that make life worth living? I don't want to live forever." He took the pack back. "You'll come around."
When she finished InuYasha threw his shirt back on and walked over to a chair, collasped into it and threw his feet on top of a table in the same montion. Kagome headed for the bathroom to get ready for bed. the phone rang.
InuYasha walked over aleartly and picked it up. "Yeah? ... Myouga.. I was just waiting for you to call too... Yeah? What about the fag?.... so what's he looking for? .... Well why do I care about it?... Your shitting me... Okay you got a point, where is it.
And where is Shessamaru?..... Here? Does he know where it is? .. Shit!" He hung up and looked up at Kagome "Who was-" "Get your shit." He said urgently "We gotta roll."
"What's going on?" Kagome asked as they roared down the highway. InuYasha was really gunning it. Her grip on the saftey bar beneath her seat. "My brother is apperntly trying to get his hands on a weapon that, according to the guy I talked to, is of unatural power. And the first thing he's gonna do with it is try and kill me." "Where is your borther?" "On his way to grab it now." "And where is it?" "My father's grave."
As they hurried into Queen of Heven cemetary the full moon hung in the pitch black night sky. InuYasha ran towards a large mosileum and forced the iron doors open. The moon light streaming in revealed rows of marble sarcofigi. At the far wall a larger marble tomb stood paralel to the others. Above it four iron hooks about an inch long jutted from the wall. Two were empty.
InuYasha reached up and took the gun hanging from the two remaining hooks down and held it up to the moonlight. It was an old Colt M1911A1. Or had been old at one point.
Ivory grips adonered the frame. The slide was engraved with gold. IT looked like there was a picture in the middle but it was ahrd to tell in the dim light. "Well it's nice and all but." Kagome began "Nice? It's a work of fucking art!" "Well what makes it so powerfull?" "I heard that one round could rip a man apart, leave an exit wound the size of a baseball, all with standard .45 ACP ammo and normal recoil. I'm guess it works on the shame principal as the jewel." "Which is?" "The fuck shoud I know?" InuYasha popped out the magazine and did a brass check. The gun was locked and loaded.
A gust of wind blew in. Everything changed. Tension filled the air. InuYasha tuned around. A shadow filled the room. "Well if my dear sister hasn't decied to show up." InuYasha said aiming at the figure in the door. "So why haven't you taken this chance to try out father's gun InuYasha?" "Piece of crap trigger is stuck." "Sure the saftey is off little brother?" "Heh that's reaal funny bro, bet you kill 'em on open mic night at The Lumberjack." "And I almost expected you to mature."
InuYasha tossed the gun aside and dove behind a sarcoughagis. He rolled on his shoulder and came up balanced on the balls of feet, firing the USP one handed over the tomb. he ducked as the return fire blew chuncks of marble across the room.
Kagome was hidden behind the oppisite row that InuYasha was using. She was suprised to find the Five-seveN in her hand.
Two more rounds ripped InuYasha's cover apart. The rounds were tearing the marble apart. He reached over grabbed the other edge of the tomb and pulled him self over. He began to advance in this manner. Fire and roll. Fire and roll. He was only one away from being paralell with the back row. And Sesshomaru.
Silence filled the room. The dull roar from the Desert Eagle and USP being fired in a closed marble room set in. He heard the sound of a magazine hitting the ground. He relized his own gun was empty and dropped out the mag. He heard movment behind him. Alarm bells went off in his head.
Kagome had spotted the 1911 lying on the ground. She began to move towards it while InuYasha and Shessamaru fired at each other. When she finally reached she didn't relise she was paralell with InuYasha. And one away from Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru began to stand. InuYasha rushed over to Kagome, racking the slide on the empty pistol.
Kagome looked up. InuYasha was standing between her and Sesshomaru now. They held their pistols level with the other's head. "Your bluffing, it's empty." InuYasha said with a smirk. "What makes you so sure." "If it wasn't, we'd both be dead by now." " So are you. Why so eager to protect the girl? If you had know I was empty you wouldn't of rushed over here. Has my little brother found love? How touching. I think I'll kill her first." "Go to hell." InuYasha growled deeply.
There hands flew to their spare magazines. InuYasha glanced brielfy at his jacket to guide his hand. He looked up. Seshomaru was walking out the door. What looked like a green baseball was sitting on the tomb that was between them.
Inuyasha's eyes widened. He dropped his gun and the magazine. He turned and grabbed Kagome. He threw him self over a tomb taking Kagome with him. InuYasha landed on his back, Kagome landed on top of him. He rolled on top of her and pushed her head down. His muscles tightened for a split second in antcipation.
His hearing just dissapered. The world rocked back and forth. The force of the blast pushed them back. Hunks of marble began to rain down on his back. The world still rocked but nothing was hitting his back. He rolled over. Think white dust swirled around so thickley that he could barley breath, muchless see.
"Oh fuck.." he muttered getting up. His whole body ached. things were still silent. Kagome pushed her self up and rested agaist a slab of marble. She tried to say something but discovered it was pointless. She looked a little battered and brusied but alive, thank God. Blood filtered into his vision. He wiped the cut above his right eye. Nothing stood still.
A high pitched whine replaced the silence. His hand landed on some thing wood. He looked down to see the 1911 clenched in his hand. His finger tighnted involtarly. The trigger moved. InuYasha didn't know or care why.
He stood up. Where was the enterance? Sesshomaru would be back. The whine built in his ears. He couldn't see through the dust. He called out a challange. Or assumed he did over the whine.
He kept his head on a swivel. Always looking for a shadow, a figure, anything through the dust. Where was the door? Where would he come from? The whine was intorable! Where damm it?!
His hand moved. He knew where. He didn't know why, but he KNEW. He turned, the gun seemed to pull his hand towards his target. A outline of a man began to emarge. InuYasha took aim. The world was shaking too bad. he couldn't get a good shot. He fired in the general direction of his brother.
The bullet ripped Sesshomaru's arm off. Didn't tear it, didn't sever it. Ripped it clean off. The figure retreated. InuYasha ran after it. He stepped into the night. His brother was gone.
A roar replaced the whine. He staggered back in. The world was holding still for seconds at a time. He found Kagome and sat down across from her and waited for the roar to die down.
Kagome looked InuYasha over. He was bleeding from a cut above his eye and various other places but looked alright. For a minute, maybe two they sat there. "You all right?" InuYasha asked loudly. Kgaome nodded. Her balance was upset, but other than that only some minor brusies. InuYasha rose and helped her up. "Come on, we gotta go." he said. Kagome looked at him. He probaly shouldn't be driving. "Cops." he replied.
They limped over to the bike. Kagome leaned back agaist her seat. InuYasha sped up. He was determined to never have been there when the cops showed up. Kagome's hand searched for the handles under her seat but she was too dazed and confused to find them. "Fuck it.." she muttered. She slipped her hands around InuYasha's waist, leaned agiast his back. She relaxed and watched the world as it whipped by.. What the fuck had she gotten her self self into..
--------------------------End-------------------------
EXTRA MEGA SUPER FANCY
A sketch of the tetsiaga as a .45
This concludes this episode of the awsomely metal IY biker story. Tune in next week as we find out the title of next week's episode. Will I skip over the thunder brothers incident and never introduce Shippo? Will I ignore the whole demon/half demon/human spiel becuase I'm can't write anything that would make that REMOTALY pluasible to my mind? Will there be thinley vieled masturbation jokes?
Hell yes, yes, and you bet your ass yes.
Next time: Secret of the full moon and the werewolf InuYasha! And why kagome's mualed body will be found in the woods.
-John
Like you can spell sarcoughagis off the top of your head! I use notepad I ain't got spellchecker.
If your scared.
As always please criticize, or compliment, but please be spefic, what did you like what didn't you like, even if you don't have feelings on it, please post anyway, I wanna get a feel for who reads this thing.
-Johnny Walker
At the security desk of a exclusive bank two guards watched the rows of metal boxes people with too much money had rented to keep things hidden things hidden from the prying eyes of the autorities. They dropped off a check every month and the bank didn't ask questions.
A figure began to apper out of the gloom. It appered to be a a rather tall young woman from it's hair. The guards stood and reached for their hoslters. The guards hit the ground slightly after the two .50 AE shell casings.
Sesshomaru scanned the metal boxes and found the one he was looking for. He pulled it out and scowled. It wasnt here. What a waste of time.
In a motel room not two far away, InuYasha sat ont the edge of the bed grimicing and flexing his shoulder. "Still hurt?" Kagome asked as she sat down behind him. "I'm fine." "No your not. Now let me change the bandages."
As Kagome worked InuYasha reached for his pack of Marlboros. "Somethings always bugged me.." Kagome said. "Yeah?" "What's the point of smoking? I mean, before people thought it was cool why did they start?"
"It's calming. Also once you get used to it the taste."
"Wasn't calming when I tried, made me feel lightheaded." "Only becuase it was your first one." He said handing the pack over his shoulder. "No.. I coudn't.. it's not healthy..." Kagome flustered. "Heh. This ain't exactly a job with out it's hazards, what we are doing here.'Sdies" He took a long drag. "What's the point of living to seventy, eighty, if in all that time you never did any of the things that make life worth living? I don't want to live forever." He took the pack back. "You'll come around."
When she finished InuYasha threw his shirt back on and walked over to a chair, collasped into it and threw his feet on top of a table in the same montion. Kagome headed for the bathroom to get ready for bed. the phone rang.
InuYasha walked over aleartly and picked it up. "Yeah? ... Myouga.. I was just waiting for you to call too... Yeah? What about the fag?.... so what's he looking for? .... Well why do I care about it?... Your shitting me... Okay you got a point, where is it.
And where is Shessamaru?..... Here? Does he know where it is? .. Shit!" He hung up and looked up at Kagome "Who was-" "Get your shit." He said urgently "We gotta roll."
"What's going on?" Kagome asked as they roared down the highway. InuYasha was really gunning it. Her grip on the saftey bar beneath her seat. "My brother is apperntly trying to get his hands on a weapon that, according to the guy I talked to, is of unatural power. And the first thing he's gonna do with it is try and kill me." "Where is your borther?" "On his way to grab it now." "And where is it?" "My father's grave."
As they hurried into Queen of Heven cemetary the full moon hung in the pitch black night sky. InuYasha ran towards a large mosileum and forced the iron doors open. The moon light streaming in revealed rows of marble sarcofigi. At the far wall a larger marble tomb stood paralel to the others. Above it four iron hooks about an inch long jutted from the wall. Two were empty.
InuYasha reached up and took the gun hanging from the two remaining hooks down and held it up to the moonlight. It was an old Colt M1911A1. Or had been old at one point.
Ivory grips adonered the frame. The slide was engraved with gold. IT looked like there was a picture in the middle but it was ahrd to tell in the dim light. "Well it's nice and all but." Kagome began "Nice? It's a work of fucking art!" "Well what makes it so powerfull?" "I heard that one round could rip a man apart, leave an exit wound the size of a baseball, all with standard .45 ACP ammo and normal recoil. I'm guess it works on the shame principal as the jewel." "Which is?" "The fuck shoud I know?" InuYasha popped out the magazine and did a brass check. The gun was locked and loaded.
A gust of wind blew in. Everything changed. Tension filled the air. InuYasha tuned around. A shadow filled the room. "Well if my dear sister hasn't decied to show up." InuYasha said aiming at the figure in the door. "So why haven't you taken this chance to try out father's gun InuYasha?" "Piece of crap trigger is stuck." "Sure the saftey is off little brother?" "Heh that's reaal funny bro, bet you kill 'em on open mic night at The Lumberjack." "And I almost expected you to mature."
InuYasha tossed the gun aside and dove behind a sarcoughagis. He rolled on his shoulder and came up balanced on the balls of feet, firing the USP one handed over the tomb. he ducked as the return fire blew chuncks of marble across the room.
Kagome was hidden behind the oppisite row that InuYasha was using. She was suprised to find the Five-seveN in her hand.
Two more rounds ripped InuYasha's cover apart. The rounds were tearing the marble apart. He reached over grabbed the other edge of the tomb and pulled him self over. He began to advance in this manner. Fire and roll. Fire and roll. He was only one away from being paralell with the back row. And Sesshomaru.
Silence filled the room. The dull roar from the Desert Eagle and USP being fired in a closed marble room set in. He heard the sound of a magazine hitting the ground. He relized his own gun was empty and dropped out the mag. He heard movment behind him. Alarm bells went off in his head.
Kagome had spotted the 1911 lying on the ground. She began to move towards it while InuYasha and Shessamaru fired at each other. When she finally reached she didn't relise she was paralell with InuYasha. And one away from Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru began to stand. InuYasha rushed over to Kagome, racking the slide on the empty pistol.
Kagome looked up. InuYasha was standing between her and Sesshomaru now. They held their pistols level with the other's head. "Your bluffing, it's empty." InuYasha said with a smirk. "What makes you so sure." "If it wasn't, we'd both be dead by now." " So are you. Why so eager to protect the girl? If you had know I was empty you wouldn't of rushed over here. Has my little brother found love? How touching. I think I'll kill her first." "Go to hell." InuYasha growled deeply.
There hands flew to their spare magazines. InuYasha glanced brielfy at his jacket to guide his hand. He looked up. Seshomaru was walking out the door. What looked like a green baseball was sitting on the tomb that was between them.
Inuyasha's eyes widened. He dropped his gun and the magazine. He turned and grabbed Kagome. He threw him self over a tomb taking Kagome with him. InuYasha landed on his back, Kagome landed on top of him. He rolled on top of her and pushed her head down. His muscles tightened for a split second in antcipation.
His hearing just dissapered. The world rocked back and forth. The force of the blast pushed them back. Hunks of marble began to rain down on his back. The world still rocked but nothing was hitting his back. He rolled over. Think white dust swirled around so thickley that he could barley breath, muchless see.
"Oh fuck.." he muttered getting up. His whole body ached. things were still silent. Kagome pushed her self up and rested agaist a slab of marble. She tried to say something but discovered it was pointless. She looked a little battered and brusied but alive, thank God. Blood filtered into his vision. He wiped the cut above his right eye. Nothing stood still.
A high pitched whine replaced the silence. His hand landed on some thing wood. He looked down to see the 1911 clenched in his hand. His finger tighnted involtarly. The trigger moved. InuYasha didn't know or care why.
He stood up. Where was the enterance? Sesshomaru would be back. The whine built in his ears. He couldn't see through the dust. He called out a challange. Or assumed he did over the whine.
He kept his head on a swivel. Always looking for a shadow, a figure, anything through the dust. Where was the door? Where would he come from? The whine was intorable! Where damm it?!
His hand moved. He knew where. He didn't know why, but he KNEW. He turned, the gun seemed to pull his hand towards his target. A outline of a man began to emarge. InuYasha took aim. The world was shaking too bad. he couldn't get a good shot. He fired in the general direction of his brother.
The bullet ripped Sesshomaru's arm off. Didn't tear it, didn't sever it. Ripped it clean off. The figure retreated. InuYasha ran after it. He stepped into the night. His brother was gone.
A roar replaced the whine. He staggered back in. The world was holding still for seconds at a time. He found Kagome and sat down across from her and waited for the roar to die down.
Kagome looked InuYasha over. He was bleeding from a cut above his eye and various other places but looked alright. For a minute, maybe two they sat there. "You all right?" InuYasha asked loudly. Kgaome nodded. Her balance was upset, but other than that only some minor brusies. InuYasha rose and helped her up. "Come on, we gotta go." he said. Kagome looked at him. He probaly shouldn't be driving. "Cops." he replied.
They limped over to the bike. Kagome leaned back agaist her seat. InuYasha sped up. He was determined to never have been there when the cops showed up. Kagome's hand searched for the handles under her seat but she was too dazed and confused to find them. "Fuck it.." she muttered. She slipped her hands around InuYasha's waist, leaned agiast his back. She relaxed and watched the world as it whipped by.. What the fuck had she gotten her self self into..
--------------------------End-------------------------
EXTRA MEGA SUPER FANCY
A sketch of the tetsiaga as a .45
This concludes this episode of the awsomely metal IY biker story. Tune in next week as we find out the title of next week's episode. Will I skip over the thunder brothers incident and never introduce Shippo? Will I ignore the whole demon/half demon/human spiel becuase I'm can't write anything that would make that REMOTALY pluasible to my mind? Will there be thinley vieled masturbation jokes?
Hell yes, yes, and you bet your ass yes.
Next time: Secret of the full moon and the werewolf InuYasha! And why kagome's mualed body will be found in the woods.
-John
Like you can spell sarcoughagis off the top of your head! I use notepad I ain't got spellchecker.
