Sorry that I did not end the last chapter.

Thank-you for the R&Rs...(Even thought I did not get many for chapter 4…)

Well….hope that you guys like it this better. -

The name of the song in this chapter is ……he wasn't man enough for me. by Toni Braxten and the Macarena by I don't know who.

Warning this chapter is not for Kikyo fans!(even though it is funny!)

Chapter 5…………what is wrong with her?

The gang continued to walk for some time. Shippo kept sending then strange glances trying to think of a plan to get Inuyasha and Kagome back together. Sango and Miroku on the other hand, well Sango to be exact was trying to find a way for her to stand here to Miroku with out getting 'touched'.( Sango sooooo likes Miroku!....This plan is to also help other innocent girls to stand near Miroku.)

Kagome woke up with a start. She looked outside to see kikyo's soul sackers in the sky. Kagome looked at Inuyasha who did not seem to even sense her. Kagome followed the souls to Kikyo in all her glory. (ugg) who was sitting in a tree. "Yo what is up home girl?" Kikyo said. "Umm why can't Inuyasha seem to sense your presence?" Kagome asked slightly confused about the way Kikyo was acting. "Because, I wanted you to know that he is yours. "This is the way the story goes …………

Who do you think I am
Don't you know that he was my man
But I chose to let him go
So why do you act like I still care about him
Looking at me like I'm hurt
When I'm the one who said I didn't want it to work
Don't you forget I had him first

Whatcha' thinking
Stop blaming me
He wasn't man enough for me
If you don't know now here's your chance
I've already had your man
Do you wonder just where he's been yeah
And I'd be worried about him
Now it's time you know the truth
I think he's just the man for you

What are you thinking
Do you know about us back then
Do you know I dumped your husband
Girlfriend
I'm not thinking 'bout him
But you married him
Do you know I made him leave
Do you know he begged to stay with me
He wasn't man enough for me

Didn't he tell you the truth
If not then why don't you ask him
And maybe you could be more into him
Instead of worrying 'bout me
And hopefully you won't find
All of the reasons why his love didn't count
And why we couldn't work it out

Whatcha' thinking
Stop blaming me
He wasn't man enough for me
If you don't know now here's your chance
I've already had your man
Do you wonder just where he's been yeah
And I'd be worried about him
Now it's time you know the truth
I think he's just the man for you

What are you thinking
Do you know about us back then
Do you know I dumped your husband
Girlfriend
I'm not thinking 'bout him
But you married him
Do you know I made him leave
Do you know he begged to stay with me
He wasn't man enough for me

What are you thinking
Do you know about us back then
Do you know I dumpedyour husband
Girlfriend
I'm not thinking 'bout him
But you married him
Do you know I made him leave
Do you know he begged to stay with me
He wasn't man enough for me

So many reasons why our love is through
What makes you think he'll be good to you
It makes no sense
'cause he will never change
Girl you better recognize the game

What are you thinking
Do you know about us back then
Do you know I dumped your husband
Girlfriend
I'm not thinking 'bout him
But you married him
Do you know I made him leave
Do you know he begged to stay with me
He wasn't man enough for me

"I thought you loved Inuyasha?" Kagome asked "Not any more! Kikyo giggled. 'What is she a miko a junior high slut?'

"I like Naraku now! He is such a dreamboat!" Kikyo said sighing heavily. (A/N umm……GROSS Naraku is not a dreamboat. Sorry to ppl to think so.) "The number one reason I love Naraku is you will never guess…….HE CAN DO THE MACERANA!"(sp?)

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena

Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino
Y en la jura de bandera del muchacho
Se la dio con dos amigos
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena

Que le gusta los veranos de Marbella
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena

Que le gusta la movida guerrilera
Macarena suena con el Corte Ingles
Y se compra los mnodelos mas modernos
Le gustaria vivir en Nueva York
Y ligar un novio Nuevo

Kikyo raises her hand and her soul snatchers surround her. "Before I go I want you to have this. This flower is called the reincarnation!" with that begins to out of sites. "But it is called the carnation!" Kagome called after her. Kagome stands there after Kikyo is long gone.' what the heck was that all about? What is Inuyasha going to say when he finds out. Whatever! I am so not telling him that this happened!' With that concluding thought she headed back to camp.