Disclaimer: I do not own any anime or game shows that are referenced in this story. Even though I wish I did.

Chapter one: The morning incident

6:00 am, a quiet time in Carpenter-Westfield Manor at this time, until. . . .

"DDDDDAAAAVVVVIIIISSSSS!!!!!!" shouted Lisa. Everyone that resided in the mansion woke up to this scream. Bolting out of bed all the residents sprinted to her room. There they found Lisa wrapped in a towel, throwing lamps and other breakable things at Davis, who was currently on the floor with a nosebleed.

"Davis you baka! What in the hell were you thinking!" angrily yelled Meredith. Everyone glared at Davis. Especially Sora1.

"Wha-What'd I do?" cried Davis, clearly distressed. Sora1 started reaching for the mighty keyblade, which unfortunately, wasn't there. Gohan and Goten were powering up to super saiyan. Ken was looking sternly at him, but that was the best he could do.

"I'm gonna kill you. And when I do it will be slow and painful. I will laugh," Sora1 gritted through his teeth.

"Sora1! Stop threatening Davis!" retorted Lisa. The entire assembly looked at her, surprise and stun written all over their faces.

"Lisa. . . That wasn't a threat," said Sora1 slowly.

"Really, then do tell. What was it?"

"It was a promise."

"Oh, then do carry on."

"Okay where was I. . ." Sora1 stumbled through words in a desperate attempt to find where he was.

"Lisa why on Earth did you just say that?" queried Meredith.

"I-I don't know," stuttered Lisa. Then she came up with a brilliant plan, "Davis brainwashed me!"

"That's it!" screamed Sora1, who had finally figured out he didn't have his trusty keyblade, pouncing on Davis. Matt popped in.

"Hey anyone want breakfast?" he asked.

"Where the hell did you come from?" question Meredith.

"I have absomalutetly no idea!" he said with a confused look on his face. Everyone falls down anime style except for Lisa who just sweatdropped.

Goten said suddenly, "I hope he makes a lot of food, cause us saiyans eat a lot!"

"Oh he won't be staying," muttered Lisa, who was now miraculously dressed, conjuring up a spell and made him disappear.

"Damn you Lisa," Gohan and Goten said in unison.

"We should now start running shouldn't we Meredith," mumbled Goten.

Meredith answered, "At the rate Lisa's lookin'. . . yes." The brothers gulped and ran off followed by Lisa in hot pursuit. Skai popped her head into the room.

"What happened here?" she wondered aloud. It was covered in broken glass and Davis's blood, who was still getting beat up by Sora1. Kari passed the room. Lifting an eyebrow she said she was going out on a date with TK. Soon after she left a harried looking Tai came in the room.

"Where is she?! Where is she?!" he all but screamed.

"Uhh. . . She just went out with TK," Skai said. Tai screamed a war cry and ran towards the front door. Lisa chose to walk in at that very moment. She had on a wide smile and looked deliriously happy.

"What're you so happy bout Li Li?" asked Reia, for she had just popped her head into the room. Most of the people who had gone to see what Lisa had been screaming about had left after they had seen Davis.

"Oh. . .nothing. I caught Gohan and Goten and made them cook us rice for lunch."

"Lis, are you sure that was safe?"

"Pretty sure."

"Lisa, they're burning the food down there," informed Rika who was just passing by the room. Lisa let out a shriek.

"My KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed. They all froze when they heard a big explosion. They all turned to Lisa. She turned pale, deathly pale. She breathed heavily. Gohan and Goten came in the room and Lisa lunged at them she held them against the floor by their necks and said in a low whisper, "No food and I mean this, for the rest of the day."

The two brothers' eyes widened and when Lisa finally let them have air they were on their knees begging for mercy. Their pleas fell on deaf ears. Lisa stiffly left the room. The rest of the people occupying the house chose that moment to enter the room.

"Hey, we're gonna go visit Lief in the mental institution," said Syra.

"Okay," replied Meredith and with that the rest of the gang left. On her way out Sora2 turned and exclaimed sarcastically, "Well this has been an eventful morning, I can't wait till afternoon!"

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Well, that was chapter 1, hope you like!