1:37 PM 5/25/2005
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "I-Ke-Na-I Urara Magic; N-O Beautiful Magic"
(Gohan) Huh? What, mom? I don't feel too good
(Chi-Chi) Drumroll please! Look at this
(Gohan) Huh? What is that?
(Chi-Chi) I ain't surprised you asked What's this This is a handy karaoke
(Gohan) Sigh--- I got a bad feeling about this
(Chi-Chi) What are you mumbling about in there Now once you clear the table go we'll go on top of it
(Gohan) But why? I know we shouldn't be stepping on the table
(Chi-Chi) Aren't you listening to what mom's saying The table is our stage!
(Gohan) Hoo-kay Swell The last time we went to the karaoke everything went nuts
(Chi-Chi) Hey look Hold on to this mike Here's the switch And here's the switch for the cassette Well Gohan-Chan We're gonna practice with this handy karaoke then we'll go the karaoke bar
(Gohan) A... Let's call it offThe last time, the staff at the karaoke bar had a headache with us Imagine one person alone singing fifty whole songs...
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Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (chirps) And that's why Gohan moved out of our house...well, one of the reasons.
Vegeta: (grins) Did Onna get kicked out of said bar?
Chuquita: We'll never know.
Vegeta: (thinks) I can't really imagine singing fifty songs in a row...that's gotta be around 4 or 5 cd's worth.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Imagine how many cassettes..
Vegeta: (pales) O.O
Goku: (blinks) I am not even sure if I can sing..
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Are there any songs where he sings? As an adult I mean. I know he has a couple of 'um as a chibi.
Vegeta: Chibi Kakarrotto's singing voice...is horribly off-key... (twitches slightly) (pauses) However I don't think as an adult he would be that bad at it.
Goku: (wags his tail) Veggie's mushy song's my FAVORITE-
Vegeta: (flushes) Let's, not speak of that right now.
Goku: (blink) ...
Chuquita: I wrote a "song" for his pov on da a little while ago.
Vegeta: The end of that song frightens me.
Chuquita: ...it ended with "I--"
Vegeta: Exactly.
Chuquita?
Goku: Veggie confuses me.
Chuquita: (to audiance) Anyway, welcome to Part 2!
Goku: YAY!
Vegeta: (is eagerly anticipating and hoping he'll get Turles thrown out of Capsule Corp in this chapter) :D
Chuquita: You don't know whether or not that'll happen, Veggie.
Vegeta: What if I'm really really nice?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (pats Goku kindly on the shoulder)
Goku: (glomps the Veggie tightly) Mmmm-
Vegeta: Eh...eh...eh...
Goku: I luv my Veggie!
Vegeta: Y--yes, yes you do, now, if you don't mind, would you please let go?
Goku: (does so)
Chuquita: And now for Part 2!
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Summary: Goku's going to be a grandpa, and Chi-Chi is thrilled; especially after she finds out its a girl. Unfortunately for her, Gohan and Videl are terrified when Chi-Chi offers to be the official babysitter while they're at work, and the couple desperately seeks a babysitter in Pan's grandfathers instead. Meanwhile, Veggie attempts to kick Turles out of his house, seeing his previous "Veggietine's Day" stunt as the last straw. However it isn't going to be that easy. And Piccolo finally meets his father again. But Kami isn't too trusting of Piccolo Sr's appearance, and neither is Dende.
Part 2 Chapter Titles: Kicked out? l Turles Returns l You let them run off together! l Kami's Suspicions l Back-Rubs l Take your Ouji to Work Day l Nani? l Something in common l Mommy l Veggie's Plot to Prove his Semeness! l Number 6 l
" Umm, Vegeta-san? " Turles raised a hand.
" YES? " Vegeta announced, still in heroic-seme mode.
" Technically, you can't kick me out. "
" WHY NOT? "
" Because this isn't your house. "
" ... " Vegeta's posture went limp, " Oh. " he said, looking around and feeling slightly embarassed, " Excuse me
for a moment. " he said, then dashed off back to the hallway and opened the lab door, running down the stairs, " BULMA! "
" Yes? " she said as the ouji reached where she stood.
" I need you to come upstairs and kick Turles out of this house. " Vegeta pointed upstairs with a stubborn pout on
his face.
" What! " she gawked.
" He's been here for 10 months; he has his own spaceship and his arm has long since healed! It's time for him to go."
Vegeta nodded confidently.
" ... " ▫
" And he ACTUALLY THINKS that I want to have Kakarrotto's ba-- "
" :) " Goku stood there beside the two of them wagging his tail and holding a full jar of seeds, " I'm done! "
Vegeta stared bug-eyed at the jar, shocked.
" Thanks Son-kun, just put it on the table over there. " Bulma instructed.
" K! " Goku set the jar down, " WOW do I feel so refreshed! I don't remember the last time I've done that! " he
chirped.
" Y--you don't re-- " Vegeta sputtered in disbelief.
" Last year I think. " Bulma tried to recall, " You gave me a sample two checkups ago. "
" AN ENTIRE YEAR! " the ouji gawked, " But, I mean, what about Onna? " he looked at Goku.
" Chi-chan's afraid I'll accidentally hurt her if we tried it again. Be-sides its not as fun as when I first started
living with Chi-chan cuz now I'm so strong that I have to hold back nearly all my ki to a-void accidentally spraining her
muscles or breaking a bone and... " he trailed off, " Poor Chi-chan. "
" Heh-heh-heh, yeah, poor Onna. " Vegeta snickered, then glanced over at the huge, filled-to-the-brim jar and
frowned, " POOR Kakay... " he said, hurt.
" ▫Sniffle▫ " Goku sniffled.
" Anyway! " the ouji said, quickly changing the topic, " Bulma I need you to come upstairs with me and kick Turles
out of the house. "
" I'm not going to kick him out for no reason Vegeta. " she sweatdropped.
" Well I do have a reason! And that reason is that he's undermining my semedom. " Vegeta pointed accusingly upstairs.
" Vegeta you barely even USED the words "seme" and "uke" before Turles showed up! Infact I recall you asking me not
even a year ago which I thought you were more of! " Bulma exclaimed.
" Really? " the ouji said, surprised.
" Yes! " she replied, " Now listen, as long as YOU know you aren't in a non-platonic relationship with Son-kun,
there's no way either of you can hold either title. Right? "
" What about platonic-uke? " the ouji gulped.
" You made that one up. "
" ...oh yeah. " Vegeta blinked.
" There, now don't you feel better? " Bulma smiled.
" Mmm-hmm! " the ouji nodded.
" And you understand what to do concerning Turles? "
" Hai! " Vegeta contently replied, " Thank you Bulma. " he smiled warmly, hugging Goku.
" ... " Bulma sweatdropped, " Why are you hugging Son-kun? I'm the one who just gave you advice. "
" ▫Purrrrrrrr- ▫ " Goku purred contently, " Veggie... "
" Oh. " Vegeta squeaked out, flushing red. He quickly let go of Goku, " Ah, hahaha, sorry Bulma. " he then gave her
a quick hug, " It was a reflex. "
" Alright. " she said uneasily as he headed back upstairs.
" So, what'd she say? " Turles said cooly as Vegeta made it past the stairs and into the hallway.
" Heh, she said "yes"! " Vegeta smirked.
" WAAH! " Bulma fell over.
" Oh-kay, maybe she didn't say "yes" to the question of "Should I kick you out of the house"; but the word was
uttered nonetheless! " the ouji puffed out his chest with pride.
" You know in order to do this you're going to have to clean out my room. " Turles smirked back at him.
The ouji looked over at the door to Turles's room. A lightning bolt crashed around it as an evil aura similar to the
one the type-3 saiyajin gave off hovered over the area. Vegeta let out a small whimper.
" I don't know WHY you think trying to kick me out of this house is going to make the fact that you're brimming with
ukeness go away. " Turles folded his arms, confused.
" It WILL! Out of sight, out of mind, right? If you're not here to cause me to question myself then everything will
go back to normal! " the ouji exclaimed.
" Normal? And what would that be? " he tilted his head, amused, " If what I've heard from various other members of
your little circle is true, I came in just after the end of some climactic "oujo" mini-arc? "
" I wouldn't exactly call it a MINI-arc; it lasted about 2 years; Kakarrotto thinking an "oujo" was a platonic
"best friend" and desperately desiring to be one so that I would think of him on equal footing the way he does me; which I
think at this point we do. " Vegeta explained, then paused, " But I swear, if I choose between Kakarrotto wanting to be my
"oujo" and you trying to manipulate me into ukedom, I would go back to that "oujo" arc right this very moment. "
" Hai, but it must've been very painful on your mind to keep such a big secret from Kakarrotto; not telling him the
truth for so long. Not telling yourself the truth-- "
Vegeta twitched, starting to flush red, " That's it! I'm going into your room and emptying the entire thing! And
after that I'm tossing you and your luggage and your spaceship out of this house! " he stormed semi-bravely to the door and
flung it open to reveal...a partially-messy room that seemed slightly similar to Goku's in basic set-up; with the exception
of the laptop computer in the corner of the room with a digital camera hooked up to it, " ...you have a computer. " he said
in shock.
" Yup! "
" With..a modem. "
" Uh-huh. "
" You have access to the internet. "
" That's how I send my photos. " Turles said cooly.
Vegeta lept infront of him, frightened, " YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO HAVE LEARNED OF THE INTERNET! NONETHELESS
USE IT ON A REGULAR BASIS! "
" Would you like to see the magazine's website? One of my photos of you made the cover, Vegeta-san. " Turles grinned
cheekily.
The little ouji gulped at imaginary versions of what such a cover to such a magazine could possibly look like, " Wha-
What type of magazine would-- "
" --if I may jog your memory; it happens to be the one you encountered during your short-lived underwear-modeling
career. Photography's such an entertaining hobby. " he whipped out a magazine, " Would you care for a copy? "
Vegeta peered over at the cover and his face instantly went bright red, " ... "
" This one was taken back during type-3 saiyajin mating season if you recall. " he said smoothly.
The little ouji began to squirm in place as he stared at the photo; it was of himself and Goku sleeping in the
official Ouji bedroom, the larger saiyajin positioned behind him with his stomach to Vegeta's back and his arm around the
ouji's waist, " Ehhhh... " Vegeta squeaked out as he rolled the magazine up and tossed it into Turles's room, then slammed
the door shut and thrust his arms forward in an attempt to literally push Turles out of the house, " Unnngh! "
" What about my things? "
" I'll ship them to wherever your new home happens to be! " Vegeta sputtered, slowly but surely pushing the larger
saiyajin out of the carpeted hallway, then having a relatively easy time once he got to the tiled floor, " Heh-heh-heh..time
to say goodbye! " he opened the front door and gave Turles a quick push outside.
" ▫SLAM▫! " the door slammed behind him.
Turles shook the handle to discover the door was locked. He chuckled, amused, " See you this afternoon, Vegeta-san. "
he said, flying upwards and off in a familiar direction.
Vegeta stopped for a second, then zipped over to the window and smushed his face against it to see Turles flying off,
" Ha...haha...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT WORKED! " he hopped off and pumped his fists into the air, " I kicked Turles out of the
house! I WIN! " Vegeta gushed, then rubbed his hands together viciously, " How I do so enjoy WINNING! " he let out a large
purr, " I have to tell Kakarrotto! " the ouji excitedly decided, " KAKA-- "
" --HI Veggie! "
Vegeta nearly fell over to see Goku suddenly behind him. The ouji shook the flush off his face only to have it
return triple-fold at the sight of what Goku was holding in his hands, " Is that a small jar of your seeds. " Vegeta said in
disbelief, pointing to it.
" Yeah, the big jar I filled kinda overflowed so...Bulma said I can keep the extra. " he chirped, holding out said
jar.
" Lovely. " Vegeta squeaked out, a little apprehensive of being too close to the jar, " Anyway! I threw Turles out of
the house! For good! "
" Why'd Veggie do that? " Goku tilted his head.
" Well--ah, because he was a threat to my semehood! That's why! " the ouji nodded thoughtfully.
" But didn't he use his spaceship to help us get to the Big Meanie's ship so I could save Veggie? "
" ... " ▫
" Without Turles, I do not know how I ever would've found you. "
" ... " ▫
" STILL! He kept trying to convince me I was an uke. AND I KNOW I'M NOT! " the little ouji wailed, then glomped onto
the larger saiyajin for comfort.
" Maybe if Veggie would tell me what an uke is, I could help him? " Goku offered.
" No. " the ouji said in a little voice, " Turles isn't here so I don't have to worry about it anyway. "
Goku rubbed the top of the smaller saiyajin's head. Vegeta calmed down a little, " Would Veggie like to come out in
the backyard and play with me? Would that make Veggie feel better? "
Vegeta nodded.
" Oh-kay! " the larger saiyajin pumped his fist in the air, " Let's go outside! "
" But, first let's find a place to safely set your jar of seeds down. " Vegeta pointed to the jar.
" Hai! "
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" Ahh.. " Turles took a deep breath as he flew through the air, " I suppose I could use some fresh air anyway. " he
said thoughtfully, then spied the capsule house down below and landed on the doorstep. He smirked and knocked on the door.
" Hello? " Raditsu opened it.
" LACKEY! " the evil type-3 saiyajin smiled wickedly.
" ... " Raditsu's eyes widened in fear and he instantly shut the door on Turles's face, then bolted the inside of the
door and held his back against it, " What do you want? " he called out from the other side of the door.
" Oh, nothing much. "
The larger saiyajin blinked to see Turles suddenly in the nearby kitchen opening the fridge and looking around inside
it. He closed the door and scanned the freezer for snacks, taking out an ice-cream cone.
" You see, Vegeta-san kicked me out of Capsule Corp--locked the door behind me infact, " Turles tore the wrapper off
the ice-cream cone and took a large bite out of it, " So I've decided to live with you now, room-mate! "
" NANI! " Raditsu nearly fell to his knees in shock.
" You know we really don't see enough of each other. What would you like for dinner, Lackey? I'd like to find out
where my skills stand on culinary earth-foods.. " he trailed off only to be suddenly tugged upward by Raditsu, who was now
holding him frustratingly under his arm while preparing to teleport with the other, " Yes? " the evil type-3 saiyajin
smirked.
" ▫ZZT▫! " Raditsu teleported them both out of the house and back to the front of Capsule Corp. He viciously
pounded his fist on the door.
" How forceful you are. " Turles commented slyly.
" Shuddup. " Raditsu twitched, increasingly uneasy. He pounded again two more times before the door opened to expose
Vegeta standing there soaking wet and in his swimtrunks, " I believe this is yours. " he said flatly, holding out Turles.
" Oh, I'm not his. KAKARROTTO is his. " Turles grinned at Vegeta, who's face went bright red.
" QUIETYOU! " Vegeta turned to Raditsu, " What are you doing with him? "
" He said you kicked him out of Capsule Corp and now he wants to live at my house. " Raditsu exclaimed.
" Have fun. " Vegeta smirked and reached to close the door only to have Raditsu stop him in the middle of it.
" NO WAY. " Raditsu said, dropping Turles, " I am NOT letting him stay at my house. He scares me enough in the
daytime I can barely imagine what he's like at NIGHT! "
" Yeah, well I KNOW what he's like at night because I've been living under the same roof as him FOR THE PAST 10
MONTHS! " Vegeta snapped back.
" Then you can obviously survive with him there now take him back! "
" I am NOT going to take him back because as the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji I cannot be ordered around by
any fellow saiyajin; aside from my parents--and I greatly doubt they'd want him back in this house. HA! " Vegeta pulled the
shut while Turles snickered in amusement in the background.
:You certainly can't tell they grew up together, can you: the evil type-3 saiyajin grinned.
" ... " Raditsu snorted at the now-closed door.
Turles poked the larger saiyajin in the back and smiled widely, " You know, I happened to notice while I was at my
"new home" that you happen to have only one bed. "
Raditsu's eyes widened five times over. He grabbed the door and nearly destroyed it pushing it open, " VEGETA! "
he cried out.
" Heh-heh-heh, like a pair of brothers. " Turles laughed as he casually followed Raditsu inside, " Only not related
to one another. "
" VEGETA LET HIM BACK INTO THE HOUSE! " Raditsu shouted, running up to the ouji who was just about to step back
outside, " It's not gonna kill ya to have Turles live in the same building. "
" It won't kill you either. "
" Yeah, but if you recall, my house is a lot smaller than YOURS! ANDIHAVEONLYONEBEDROOM! " Raditsu frustratingly
waved his arms in the air, " Your room and Turles's room aren't even on the same FLOOR! "
" But he-- "
" --hear me out, oh-kay? Instead of kicking Turles out of Capsule Corp, why don't you just relocate his bedroom to
another part of the building; preferably one that's as far away from your bedroom as you can get without leaving Capsule
Corp. " Raditsu partially calmed down.
" You mean...just move his room? "
" Exactly! Besides, " Raditsu lowered his voice, " Turles can't teleport, can he? That means if his room is all the
way over on the other side of the building; not only far away from you but in a part where he doesn't have much knowledge of
direction-wise; when he does try to come over to manipulate you into ukedom it'll take him forever to get here. Infact he
might get so tired of trying to find his way here from there that he'll just give up and leave you alone! "
Vegeta glanced over at Turles, who was whistling cooly to himself while taking out his digital camera, " I'm not so
sure about that last part; but dropping Turles off in an unknown area of Capsule Corp does sound intreguing. I'm going to
have to ask Bulma later about moving his room. " he smirked.
" Then it's settled? "
" It's settled. " the ouji turned to Turles, " Turles! I've decided to allow you back into the building on the
condition that you relocate your belongings to a room far, FAR away from my own. "
" Uh-huh. " Turles smirked, completely unaffected by this.
" Good. "
" Say, Vegeta? " Raditsu spoke up.
" Yes? "
" Why ARE you soaking wet and in your swimtrunks anyway? " he pointed to the little ouji.
The smaller saiyajin smiled and wagged his tail, " Kakay and I are playing water volleyball! " he pointed to the
window in the kitchen where Raditsu and Turles could clearly see Goku floating around in the pool holding a beach ball in
his arms while a volleyball net was stationed just over the middle of the pool.
" Oh. " Raditsu blinked, " I've, never heard of WATER volleyball... "
" Have fun bouncing up and down, soaked, and half-naked together, Vegeta-san! " Turles waved.
" Errrr... " Vegeta put the palms of his hands over his ears and nervously mumbled to himself as he went back
outside, " I'm not purposely placing myself in a non-platonic situation with Kakarrotto, I'm not purposely placing myself in
a non-platonic situation with Kakarrotto, I'm-- "
" --anyone for lemonade? " the evil type-3 saiyajin poked his head outside, holding two glasses full.
" Oh yes please! " Goku chirped.
" NO! " Vegeta sputtered, " Neither Kakarrotto NOR I shall be consuming any of your sour fruits-flavored drinks. "
" We won't? " the larger saiyajin blinked.
" Of course not. Besides there's plenty of other delicious, non-lemon and non-lime beverages available in the house;
such as iced tea, soda, juice, and water. " the ouji said as-a-matter-of-factly, " Now, let's get back to the game, hmm? "
he smiled.
" I luv playing with VEGGIE. " Goku gushed, then bounced the ball up and spiked it across the net.
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" MMmm - " Pan said as she contently drank the baby-formula down. Videl, rested from her nap, was now rocking the
baby gently back and forth.
" She looks just like her mom. " Hercule commented as he looked over at her, smiling at the baby.
" Hmmm.. " Gohan held up a part to the crib he was in the middle of attempting to assemble, " Hey Hercule, do you
know anything about assembling things that come with way too many parts? " he sweatdropped.
" Uhh, not really, but I could try to help you out with this...uh.. " Hercule picked up an oddly-shaped piece, then
glanced over at Videl.
" Maybe..we should just go buy one that's already put together. " she suggested.
" Good idea. " the demi-saiyajin started to repack the crib into its orignial box. Said crib had once been his
younger brother's around a decade ago.
" ▫KNOCK▫KNOCK▫KNOCK▫ " the front door suddenly pounded.
Gohan froze when he recognized the ki, " Kaasan! "
Pan looked over at him, confused.
" ▫KNOCK▫KNOCK▫ "
" Wh--what's Chi-Chi doing here? " Hercule asked, recalling how ecstatic she'd gotten when she first found out Gohan
and Videl had had a daughter.
" She was hovering over us so we decided to send her out to get groceries for the baby. " Videl explained.
" I'll handle it. " Gohan raised his hand, " I have experiance dealing with Kaasan. "
" Ohhh.. " Videl said, worried as Gohan walked to the door, " Be brave, Gohan! "
" Hmm. " he nodded determindly, then swung open the front door, " K-kaasan. "
" Gohan sweetie you won't believe all the wonderful and obviously healthy food I've bought for Pan-Pan! " Chi-Chi
said happily her arms full of grocery bags and the trunk of her car--which was parked on the side of the street--equally as
full.
" Panera. " Gohan corrected her.
" Anyway, I wasn't sure if she had your appitate or not so I went for somewhere in the middle. " Chi-Chi handed her
bags to Gohan and came inside, " There's my grandaughter! " she said, walking up to Pan and smiling at her, " I bet you're
going to have lots and lots of younger brothers and sisters on the way too, huh? "
Gohan and Videl sweatdropped.
" She's so cute. " Chi-Chi smiled, " And once you get bigger, you can help me put a stop to the Ouji's schemes, huh
Pan-Pan? Cuz you know I'm getting up there in age and the Ouji's got a life span half a millennium long! That's around 500
years to be exact. "
" THAT'S VEGETA'S LIFE SPAN? 500 YEARS! " Videl gasped in shock.
" Uh heh-heh-heh...yeah.. " Chi-Chi twitched, the entire concept annoying her.
" I don't think I'd what to live that long... " Videl murmured.
" Crazy Ouji..that "bodyguard" title he's given Goku-san is just the platonic facade for "oujo". " Chi-Chi folded her
arms, " I'll show him..I'm not even letting him get anywhere near the "construction-of-super-fancy-spaceship" stage of his
attempt at the possible-future.. "
" ... " Gohan, Videl, and Hercule were silent.
Pan reached the last of her formula and started to whimper, still hungry, " Ehhhh...ehhh... "
Videl popped the top off on the bottle to reveal it was indeed empty, " Ohh, it's empty. " she turned back to Pan and
smiled, " Well don't worry, Mommy'll get you a fresh bottle right away. " she started to stand up.
" Hey, how about I hold Pan-Pan for you while you go do that; free up your other arm. " Chi-Chi cheerfully pointed
out.
" Umm, no you're busy helping Gohan with the groceries, it's alright. " Videl laughed nervously.
Gohan walked by carrying another armful of bags.
" Here dad, you take Pan for me. " Videl handed Pan to Hercule.
" Alright. " he said, then sat down with the baby.
Chi-Chi headed back outside to pick up some more of the groceries only to stop halfway there, " WAITAMINUTE! " she
exclaimed and rushed back inside, " Where's Goku-san! "
" Huh? " Gohan blinked.
" Goku-san! He was here when I left! And now he's nowhere to be seen and Hercule's here and-- " she suddenly sensed
where Goku's ki was and gasped, " You let him run off with the Ouji back to the Oujidome, didn't you! "
" How did you even know Vegeta was HERE? " Gohan gawked.
" Because Goku-san wouldn't have left on his own to go to the Ouji's. " Chi-Chi sighed, " Ohhhh, " she slumped
against the side of her car, " It's not like I'm worried about them doing something right now; I mean, there's very few ways
they could possibly get any closer than they are now. They sleep together in the same bed Gohan, did you know that? "
" What? " the demi-saiyajin looked surprised and confused.
" Ever since we rescued the Ouji they've decided to sleep in the same bed; some nights there at home, some nights
they're at Capsule Corp; and I know nothing would ever happen because the Ouji's got that ukephobia, but...what I'm worried
more about is what is this going to mean for Goku-san in the long run? It's like..watching the possible-future in its early,
borderline-non-platonic stages! And the Ouji's ALWAYS THERE! No matter what they're doing he spends the entire day with
Goku-sa! They're rarely ever apart. Then there's Goku-san learning saiyago; did you know they have little conversations in
saiyago with each other at night before they go to bed? "
" I didn't know they were sharing a bed. " Gohan said in disbelief.
" And I don't want to try to seperate them because I don't want them seeing me as the bad guy. It's that sort of
thing that just pushes Goku-san and the Ouji even closer. " Chi-Chi took a deep breath and heaved a sigh.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Well I feel better. "
" That did sound like it's been bothering you for a while. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" It's easily been going on for over a month. " she opened the car door and sat down sideways on the seat, " I
suppose that's why I'm doting on you, I think I've been trying to redirect my excess energy elsewhere. "
" Hn.. " Gohan thought it out, a Gokuesque expression of slight frustration on his face, " AH! " he said suddenly.
Chi-Chi looked up at him from the car seat.
" Why don't you simply just ask them whether or not they care for each other solely on a platonic level. If one of
them starts to get nervous and panic, then, umm, "
" Then I better hope its the Ouji and not Goku-san? "
" Y...eah. " Gohan said uneasily.
" Fine. I'll go to the Ouji's and ask them. " Chi-Chi nodded, then shouted up to the open door, " SEE YOU LATER,
PAN-PAN! " she called to the baby, then got up into the driver's seat. Chi-Chi started up the car.
" Uh, Kaasan? "
" Yes? "
" The groceries. "
" ... " Chi-Chi looked over to see half the groceries she'd bought still in the backseat of the car and open trunk,
" Oh. " she sweatdropped.
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" Ohhhh, Piccolo Daimao Sr back in the living world! This is could cause such terrible consequences! " Kami said to
himself as he frantically searched through the supplies closet, " Where is it! "
" What're you looking for? "
Kami glanced over his shoulder to see Nail and Dende standing there holding frozen snacks in their hands.
" We went out for water ice. " Nail held out his colorless treat.
Dende grinned, " Mine's Dasani-flavored. "
" Man if I knew earlier Piccolo could split us off his body for periods at a time.. " Nail trailed off, musing.
" It's taxing on his body to split off 2/3rds of his ki like that; that's probably why. " Kami replied, going back
to his search, " Have either of you seen a pot around here? "
" Not really. What kind of pot? "
" The kind for holding evil spirits. I'm going to use the mafuba to trap Piccolo Sr into one and then return him to
Otherworld before he turns this world into hfil! "
" Actually he doesn't seem that bad a guy. " Nail glanced off over his shoulder in the direction of the room Piccolo
and his father were playing cards in.
" Yeah, I mean, I know this is Piccolo's dad we're talking about, but I think you're going a little overboard;
I mean; the MAFUBA! " Dende gawked.
" The last time Piccolo Sr had control over the planet he killed Kuririn, Roshi, and countless others. "
" He KILLED Kuririn! " Dende gasped.
" Who hasn't killed Kuririn. " Nail sweatdropped, " He's been murdered three times already. Poor guy. "
" Well, technically it was one of Piccolo Sr's minions who killed Kuririn...and Roshi died after unsuccessfully
performing the mafuba to trap Piccolo Sr and keep him from using the dragon balls... " Kami muttered, " But still he has
done numerous evil deeds and that part about him killing countless others is completely true. "
" Kami seems to be scheming something back there. " Piccolo Sr said as he looked through his cards.
" Whatever it is he won't get far; my technique's getting close to the end of its time limit so I'm going to have to
refuse them back into me within the next 10 or so minutes anyway. " Piccolo Jr replied, equally as calm and unfazed as his
father.
" Ah. That should be fun. " Piccolo Sr sarcastically remarked.
" If only there were a way I could keep them seperated longer than an hour. " Jr sighed.
" Perhaps there is. We could always consult one of Kami's old books. " the older namekian thought out loud.
" You won't get a chance to do that, Piccolo! " Kami announced heroically from the doorway while holding a pot.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Umm, which one of us are you talking to? "
" YOU KNOW WHICH ONE! " Kami snapped.
" I'm not GOING to kill you you know. " Piccolo Sr sighed, " Infact I don't plan to kill anyone in my joint-conquest
of Earth because then whomever I killed would end up at Enma's and tell him that I escaped hfil and within moments I'd be
on the run. " he explained.
" See. " Piccolo Jr said.
" ... " Kami was silent, " But STILL-- "
" Look, my father obviously hasn't caushed any malicious happenings since he's arrived and he's just told you he
doesn't plan on doing anything like that in the future. So why worry about it. He's learned. " Piccolo Jr folded his arms.
" He's only been here several hours, you don't know that! " Kami pointed out.
" What are you going to do? Get Son Goku to blast a hole through me again? " Sr cocked an eyebrow.
" ...do you have any idea how big Son's gotten since you battled him? " Piccolo Jr asked.
" Big? "
" Unbelievably so. He had some sort of super-growth-spurt before the 23rd tournament. He's barely a head shorter
than I am. "
Piccolo Sr's eyes widened in surprise.
" But Son's nothing to worry about. Besides he's so preoccupied with Vegeta that he hasn't even noticed several of
my past attempts to take over Earth. " Jr explained.
" Ah, yes. I've heard a little about their relationship. " Piccolo Sr nodded, " What KIND of rela-- "
" --long complicated story. I'll tell you later. " Jr sweatdropped. He turned to Kami, " It's time to refuse. Go get
Nail. "
" NOW! But Piccolo Sr is-- "
" --not a threat to any of you. Calm down. " Sr muttered, starting to get annoyed.
" Exactly. " Piccolo Jr said, ushering Kami out of the room, " Come on Kami, let's find the other third of me. "
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" ▫Knock▫knock▫ Vegeta? Ready to go? " Bulma called as she knocked on the ouji's bedroom door, dressed for her
business meeting.
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" Vegeta? " she opened the door and sweatdropped to see the smaller saiyajin rubbing the larger one's back as Goku
layed on the bed purring.
" Isn't that relaxing, hmm? " Vegeta said smirkingly to his peasant; both of them now dry yet still in swimtrunks.
" Veggieshandsarenice. " Goku sighed, " You should go without gloves more often, Veggie. They're so soft.. "
" And, when you say "soft" you mean that in non-ukeish way, right? "
" ▫Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-▫ "
" Of course you do. " Vegeta reassured himself.
" Vegeta? "
" ! " the ouji froze, looking over his shoulder to see Bulma standing there in the doorway, " Oh. Bulma, hi. " he
glanced around, nervous.
" Veggie 'n I are taking turns rubbing each other- " Goku said contently.
" --on the back! Not on any other unmentionable body part at all. " the smaller saiyajin sputtered.
" I can't WAIT to rub Veggie's back- " the larger saiyajin purred.
" Well if you're going to do it you'll have to either make it quick or you'll have to wait til later if Vegeta wants
to come to work with me. " Bulma said, holding up her watch.
" Oh! The meeting! " the little ouji said suddenly.
" Yeah... "
Vegeta hopped off of the bed and went to go get his clothes.
" Veggie? "
The small saiyajin paused and glanced over at Goku, who now had a sad, lonely expression on his face, " OHhhhhh.. "
Vegeta clutched at his chest, " Kakay.. "
" He'll still be here when you get back, Vegeta. We're just going to a higher floor; the meeting's in the same
building. " Bulma explained, trying to comfort him.
" Will Veggie be gone long? " the larger saiyajin asked, hurt.
" He's not going away forever, Son-kun. We're going up to the 32nd floor and the meeting shouldn't last anymore than
an hour. " Bulma pointed out, " Besides I'd like to spend some time with Vegeta, you understand that, right? "
" Veh-gee... " Goku sniffled, staring forlornly at the ouji.
" ... " the smaller saiyajin's bottom lip wobbled for a moment.
Bulma slapped herself on the forehead and groaned.
Vegeta turned to her, " Can Kakay come too? "
" Vegeta I really don't think we'll have enough room for him, seats-wise. "
" I'll bring an extra seat. "
" People will start to ask why he's there; and what if one of them recognizes him from the Budoukais? He's a much
more recognizable face than he thinks he is. " she explained.
Vegeta looked over at Goku, " Na batte yo se quena le tii. "
" Pona detena le yaru samo nita ze sunn ah meh. " Goku replied beggingly.
" ... " the ouji's face flushed red, " That's beautiful, Kakay. "
" :) " Goku wagged his tail.
Bulma sweatdropped, " So? Are you coming? "
" I-- " Vegeta paused, " I, suppose if its only an hour; can Kakay wait outside the door? "
" I guess... "
" Good! In that case I'll be coming. " he put his gloves back on, " Kakarrotto get dressed, we have to hurry if
we're going to-- " he stopped to see Goku suddenly back in his gi and grinning at the little ouji.
" Hee- "
" ...you really have to teach me how to do that. " Vegeta pointed out, semi-shocked.
" :D "
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" Wow...I never knew this was up here. " Vegeta muttered in shock as he and Bulma walked through what seemed to be
an office complex. He frowned, " I don't know why I had to wear these suit-pants though. "
" You have to blend in up here, Vegeta. Besides, it's not like I made you wear the whole suit. " she motioned to his
top. Vegeta was wearing his blue tank-top underneath a dark brown leather jacket, " As long as you keep the jacket on no
one'll notice you're wearing a tank-top. " Bulma explained, then waved to a few fellow scientists as she passed them.
" You avoid wearing suits by using fashion tricks often? " Vegeta smirked.
" Well, not everyday, but when the weather gets warm like this... " Bulma trailed off, smiling.
" ▫Beep▫beep▫Beep▫! " the new cellphone in the ouji's pants pocket beeped. He pulled it out.
" Got a message? " Bulma looked over at him.
" Text message. " the ouji blinked and opened it reveal a message reading "I miss u" with a sad emoticon beside it.
The new cellphone Bulma had bought for the ouji; to replace the one Brolli crushed; soon after they'd brought him back to
Earth allowed him to send text and video messages so just incase anybody else decided to kidnap Vegeta, he'd have more than
one way to contact the others.
" He's 10 feet away! How can he miss you when you're only 10 feet apart. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Kakarrotto cares about me, that's all. " Vegeta replied, starting to send a message back to Goku's phone.
" I care about you too. " she said sadly.
The little ouji looked over at her, puzzled.
" I wish there was a way I could spend more time with you. I mean, Trunks'll inherit my job when he's old enough, but
that's at least more than a decade from now. And while I'm busy at work you're all alone in your room massaging Son-kun? "
" You...want a massage? " the ouji tried to guess.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Yes, I mean, no, I mean, I just want to spend more time with you; get to know you better. "
Vegeta scratched the back of his head, still a little confused.
" See! You're even mimicking each other now! " she pointed to him.
The small saiyajin glanced up at his hand, then blushed and removed it, " I, don't suppose you'd want to learn
saiyago? "
" I'd love to if I could find the time. " Bulma sighed.
" Heh, if the rest of my species does get wished back once the dragon balls are reactiviated, I'm gonna be able to
pull Kakarrotto off as my bodyguard easily. I taught him my royal dialect of saiyago! Always good to enhance your
vocabulary! " he said, finishing his text message.
" You're not going to be having a private little texting session with Son-kun through the entire meeting, are you? "
Bulma asked, uneasy.
" I wasn't planning on it. " Vegeta blinked; the two of them halfway to the room now, " The numeric keypads make any
actual typing of text take three times longer than if I had a keyboard. And I'm not very patient. "
" Ah. "
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" ... " ▫
" I, noticed you haven't been using the peasant-repel lately. " she said innocently, " Easily in over a month. "
" Yeah, I'm done with that. "
" WHAT! " Bulma pulled a double-take, " Y--you're DONE using the peasant-repel! "
" Indeed, and that's because the kaka-germs and I have formed a mutual trust with one another. " Vegeta smirked,
" You see, while I was trapped on Brolli's ship; the kaka-germs risked their lives doing battle daily against Brolli's germs,
successfully keeping me safe from the danger of otokohimedom long enough for you, Kakarrotto, and the others to figure out
where I was and come rescue me. " he smiled, " With them neutralizing Brolli's germs I was able to stay levelheaded long
enough to delay his plans. And because of that, I trust them now. "
" Trust them... "
" Although, my own germs are a little wary about it, but I don't blame them. I also found out that with the
kaka-germs not having to constantly reproduce due to me knocking them off with the repel, that there's less of them on me. "
the ouji finished.
" Oh...but, what about Timeline 8? "
" What about timeline 8. " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Ah--nevermind. " Bulma brushed it aside, :That's right, Vegeta had his memories of that timeline erased on my
Brain-Freezer, and the second time when we went back there while looking for him...I guess no one mentioned what its like
there to him.: " Here we are! " she perked up, reaching for the door to the room, " You know, maybe you should still at
least think about it, the repel, I mean, its not like you're thinking about having a baby, right? "
Vegeta nearly choked, then sputtered and shook it off, " You want to have another one? " he said, surprised.
" Me! Vegeta I'm so busy all the time I couldn't just.. " Bulma sputtered in shock.
" Wait if you don't mean you, then... " the ouji trailed off as a thought-bubble appeared over his head in the form
of a math equation; the image of himself, a plus sign, followed by a kaka-germ equals...a pregnant-looking Kakarrotto?
" But, for that to happen there'd need to be a... " the image faded to white.
" ▫Ting▫ting▫ting▫ting▫ting▫ting▫ " a large, continuously tilting lemon tinged back and forth in its place.
Vegeta's face flushed, " Uhhhhhhh...you know as much as I'd like to see Kakarrotto break free of Onna's Rules; I
don't think I'd want to see him break Rule Number 2. "
" Good to know you're not as paranoid as I was afraid you were becoming. " Bulma smirked up at the thought-bubble.
" Eh? " Vegeta popped it only to be hit the head with the lemon as it dropped out of the bubble. He picked up the
sour fruit and twitched angrily at it, " Baka fruit representitive of the R and or NC-17 rating. "
" What? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow, confused.
" Oh nothing. " the ouji tossed the lemon over his shoulder and followed her inside the meeting room.
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" And so you can see from this graph that blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah... "
Vegeta sat there confusedly as he listened to Bulma explain her newest invention to the semi-large group of people at
the table, all of whom seemed very interested in the product. It's not that the ouji wasn't paying attention; he knew he was
doing that; the problem was Bulma had switched to the more technical terms for her product halfway through, and Vegeta was
obviously the only one there who didn't know the exact name of every little piece used in making the item and making it
work. The ouji sulked, feeling bad that he couldn't understand it while Bulma seemed so thrilled with her invention and
explanation of it. She pressed a few buttons on her prototype, which then hovered off the ground. The group applauded her and
she looked over at Vegeta only to see an utterly confused and lost expression on the little ouji's face. He seemed
frustrated as well.
" ... " Bulma stopped, staring at him as if in a shocked realization.
" It's alright, don't mind me keep going. " the small saiyajin encourage, smiling weakly.
She watched Vegeta a moment longer, saddened, then turned back to continue her demonstration.
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" ...I can't believe it. " Bulma broke the silence. It had been at least 10 minutes since the meeting was over and
everyone except Vegeta and herself had left the room. They both sat on the edge of the table in shock.
" We have nothing in common... " Vegeta trailed off, equally as stunned.
" I mean, there's some similar personality traits.. "
" And family backgrounds.. "
" But that's it. " she finished, " We don't have anything else... "
" Favorite TV shows? " the ouji said hopefully, looking over at her.
" I didn't know you watched tv! " Bulma gasped in surprise.
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" ... " ▫
" This, is not good. " Vegeta paled.
" Nope. Not good at all. " Bulma said, equally pale, " Umm, any good movies lately? "
" Never been to a movie theater. "
" Types of computers? "
" There's more than one type? "
" ... " Bulma silently moved her hand to her forehead and rubbed her temples, " Oh geez...there has to be SOMETHING!
We couldn't have possibly grown so far apart that we don't have a single thing that brings us together! "
The ouji folded his arms in thought, " We could try to find something we both enjoy; at least it'd give us a topic
to talk about other than you repairing/updating my gravity room and me cooking/baking your meals. "
" Yeah, that's good. That's a good idea. Infact, I think I might take some time off so we can find that topic. "
Bulma nodded.
" Agreed... "
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A week passed..
" Hmmhmmhmm, lalala, hmhmlalala- " Goku sang as he rocked Pan back and forth while seated on the living room couch of
Capsule Corp. He was watching her while Gohan and Videl shopped for baby-related items several blocks down. The baby in his
arms gurgled happily while Goku glanced over at the two people infront of him.
" Oh-kay now this is the button you use to jump, and the one to your left is used to attack, " Vegeta continued to
explain to Bulma how each button on the ps2 controller worked. They had already been through several attempts at a shared
hobby and or interest but hadn't had much luck as of yet. The ouji had placed one of his easier games in the ps2 and was
currently teaching Bulma how to play.
" It's harder than it looks. " Bulma sweatdropped at the screen.
" Not really. There's just a lot of timing involved and--- "
" --eeeEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! " Pan suddenly burst into tears, wailing at the top of her lungs.
" Uh..wh--Pa--ohh, what's wrong? " Goku asked, confused.
" Here, " Vegeta got up and walked over to them. He observed the baby for a moment, " she's just hungry. " he pulled
out a bottle from the baby-bag Gohan had left and gently took the demi-demi-saiyajin from Goku, " Also its better for her
bloodflow if you prop up the head, its the heaviest part of a baby's body and they're unbalanced proportionally because of
it. " the ouji explained, giving Pan her bottle, " Hey there, I bet anything you have your ojichan's appetite huh? " the
smaller saiyajin said sweetly, " Yeah you're so very lucky. You have the very best ojichan in the whole wide world you know
that? Mmm-hmm, Kakay's very special, my favorite peasant in my entire kingdom. " the ouji cooed softly and the baby smiled.
" Ohhhhhhh... "
" Uh.. " Vegeta looked over to see Goku staring at him with intense awe, " HUH? "
" Oh Veggie you'd make such a wonderful mommy! " the larger saiyajin gushed.
" NANI? " the ouji's face went bright red, " ME! "
" You knew just what was wrong with Panny and how to make it all better and you even got her to sleep Veggie you're
amazing! " Goku edged closer to Vegeta.
" ...GOGETA! " the ouji yelped.
" Yes Toussan? "
Vegeta nearly fell over to see the dance fusion standing beside the couch, " Gogeta, tell your KAASAN that I would
make a much better Toussan to any hypothetical "children". " he pleaded shakily.
Gogeta turned to face Goku, " You know Kaasan, I bet if Toussan taught you how to take care of little babies that
you'd be even better at it than him and much more of a natural. "
" See? " Vegeta grinned, " Kakarrotto this may just be a simple guess, but I bet that Onna didn't allow you to do
much baby-maintenance when Gohan was born, hmm? "
" Not really... " Goku trailed off and pouted.
" Well there you go! The only reason you don't know how is because you were never given the chance. The only reason
I'm so good at baby-care is because I've helped Bulma with both Trunks and Bura. It's not like I have any natural ukeish
instincts or anything. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" ... " the larger saiyajin continued to stare at him.
Vegeta uneasily looked around, then gently handed the baby back to Goku, " I'm uh, I'm gonna go upstairs, to my room.
There's something I JUST remembered that I have to do. " he laughed again, then bounded up the stairs and shut the door
behind him.
" Veggie... " Goku trailed off.
" Ohhh. " Bulma watched the door, worried, " Poor Vegeta. "
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" That's it...no more "baby" stuff. " Vegeta huffed as he leaned his back up against the door to his room.
" ▫Jingle▫jingle▫jingle▫Jingle▫jingle▫ "
The ouji looked up to see a rotating jingling toy with little sparkling aqua toy fishes hanging from it hanging from
one of the ceiling light fixtures. He stared up at the cradle-toy, then slumped sadly and held his stomach.
" I'm sure Kakarrotto would be more than happy to give you one if you asked. "
" ? " Vegeta froze and looked back down at his regular eye-level to see Turles standing there, " GAH? HOW DID YOU
GET IN MY ROOM! "
" I have my ways. " he said cooly.
" Errr, why would I ask Kakarrotto for a baby anyway! I don't want one! Besides, even if such a situation ever were
to present itself I would be the inpregnateer, NOT the impregnatee! Of course none of that will ever happen anyway because
my interest in Kakarrotto and likewise is-- "
" --purely platonic. You can deny it til you're blue in the face, Vegeta-san, but seeing Gohan and Videl's baby down
there just reminds you of your own would-be baby that ended up being only a trick created by Chi-Chi and a pregnancy-training
device. " Turles pointed out.
" Would've been 7 months old today.. " Vegeta said glumy.
" And I understand that. " the evil type-3 saiyajin said, patting Vegeta on the shoulder, " I'm sure Kakarrotto does
too. He loves you so much and he hasn't had sex in who knows how many years! Probably not since he got Chi-Chi pregnant with
Goten..that's what now, a decade ago? A little bit over a decade... " Turles thought outloud.
The ouji's face turned red, " I DON'T CARE ABOUT KAKARROTTO'S PROCREATIONAL-LIFE! AND HE ONLY CARES FOR ME IN A
PLATONIC WAY! "
" That's not what Timeline 8 says- " Turles teased.
" AAUGH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TIMELINE 8 IS LIKE! How do you expect me to respond to that! " Vegeta cried out,
flustered, only to pause, " Wait, the timelines...:I've got it! A way to get Turles off my back about wanting have
Kakarrotto's baby--which I don't--and to prove my semeness beyond a shadow of a doubt all in one shot: BWAHAHA! I'll show
you! " he pointed at Turles " I've just remembered that I DO have absolute proof of my semeness and I'm going off into a
Timeline-which-I-shall-keep-nameless-for-the-moment to return with that proof so I can show you once and for all that your
reasoning for me being an uke is completely unfounded! "
" You know you never did ask me just what that reasoning was... " Turles smirked.
Vegeta sighed, his hand already on the doorknob about to leave, " Fine. Give it to me. "
" You're smaller and less powerful physically than Kakarrotto, your body is built much leaner and is full of ukeish
curves, you've cracked under intense pressure in battle which Kakarrotto has never done, a true seme knows he's a seme and
isn't threatened by anything that attempts to threaten his title; such as the color pink which I know for a fact you freak
out at the very sight of, you adore fancy things, you're very good at traditionally ukeish tasks such as sewing and making
cute little pastries which Kakarrotto devours within seconds; and the majority of your "casual clothing"; the clothes you
wear while you aren't training; are rather ukeishly designed. " Turles easily rattled off.
" ... " Vegeta stood there, looking bug-eyed and scared.
" I have more if you'd like me to continue. " he grinned.
The ouji backed up slowly, then slammed the door shut behind him. The sound of his footsteps barreling down two
floors to the lab in a panic could be heard through the door.
Turles chuckled and sat back on one of the chairs in the room, " Ah Vegeta-san...I wonder how much longer you and
Kakarrotto can pull it off before one of you finally snaps. "
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" ▫Tap▫tap▫tap▫tap▫tap▫Tap▫ " Vegeta quickly input the coordinates for Timeline 6 into the time machine's desired
destination, " Heh-heh-heh- I really should've thought of this sooner. " he snickered, then broke into a grin, " You can't
argue with the basic fact that there's a timeline containing a female Kakarrotto while there is NO timeline containing a
female counterpart for myself. All I have to do is go there, bring "Kayka" back here, and show Turles that her existance
proves that Kakarrotto's the uke and I am the seme!...Platonically! " he hit the button to launch the time machine upward and
within seconds it went flying through the time-space continuum, " WHOA! " Vegeta let out a gasp as his back hit the seat and
he held on tight. Within moments the swirling blue background gave way to an above-view landscape of Mount Paozu and the
cozy little kaka-hut stationed nearby.
" Ahh, wonderful! " the ouji beamed as he landed the Time Machine down on the grass and casually approached the
house only to sweatdrop, " It looks just like the one Kakarrotto was daydreaming about earlier... " Vegeta knocked on the
door.
" Hello? " Goku 6 opened the door to see Vegeta standing there.
Vegeta beamed excitedly at the female type-3 saiyajin and glomped her, " HELLO proof of my semedom! "
" ... " Goku 6 stared at him for a moment, a confused look on her face. She glanced back inside to see an identical
Vegeta back on the couch where she left him. The Vegeta on the couch grinned as he lay there in his boxer shorts and his
bangs down, " Wait a minute. " the larger saiyajin narrowed her eyes, then lifted Vegeta off of her and peeked outside to
see the Time Machine, " Ahh! Now I get it! You are a Veggie from one of the other timelines! "
" Indeed I am, Kakarrotto. " the ouji smirked as she gently set him down, " Infact, I'm the one who was missing a
while back, if you recall. "
" Gasp! You mean your me found you afterall! That's wonderful, Veggie Number 1! " she gushed.
" ... " Vegeta smiled widely, then silently thanked the number of his own timeline and wagged his tail.
" So, you're from the timeline where I'd been kidnaped and or disappeared? " Vegeta 6 walked up to him.
" Kidnapped actually. By Brolli. " the ouji grimaced, " Evil, twisted, vastly super-powered Brolli... "
" Never met him. " Vegeta 6 shrugged.
The other small saiyajin sighed, " Yet another reason why I envy both your timeline along with Gogeta's. Anyway, " he
changed the topic, " The reason I'm here is I need the help of both you and "Kayka" here. "
" You need us to help you fight someone, Veggie 1? " "Kayka" tilted her head, surprised.
" In a sense, Kayka. In a sense. " the ouji shuddered, " I need you two to aid me in proving to Turles that I am a
SEME! " he announced heroically.
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" Seme? " Vegeta 6 cocked an eyebrow.
" What's a "seme..."? " the female type-3 saiyajin asked, confused.
" But why would you be using a word like "seme", unless... " Vegeta 6 trailed off, then gasped, " You're in a
sexual relationship with that MALE KAKARROTTO from your timeline, aren't you? " he gawked.
" WAAAAAAAH? NO WAY! I have absolutely no non-platonic interests in Kakarrotto at all! " Vegeta 1 sputtered in
panic.
" Male Kakarrottos, creep me out... " Vegeta 6 shifted uneasily, " He gave me a "hug" the last time he was here...it
felt like I was being eaten alive! He's so HUGE! "
Vegeta 1 glanced over at "Kayka", noting she was only slightly taller than the two oujis, " I can see how he would
appear big to you. Well, will you help me? "
" Sure, just let me get dressed. " Vegeta 6 said, walking back inside.
" Hmm. " Goku 6 smiled warmly as she watched Vegeta 6 waddle off.
" Why was he hanging around in just his boxers anyways? " Vegeta 1 folded his arms.
" Hmmmmmmm- " the slightly larger saiyajin's tail wagged back and forth.
" ... " Vegeta twitched, " Baka lucky timeline alternate self and his lack of Brolli and Turles and his luck of
getting a female Kakarrotto and not having to worry about seme and uke and all those other baka words and... " he muttered,
annoyed and jealous.
" Here I am! " Vegeta 6 announced happily.
" ... " Vegeta 1's eyes bugged out of his head to see the other ouji not only with his bangs still down, but now
wearing a little blue gi complete with wristbands, gi sash, and kaka-shoes. Vegeta 1's jaw hung open.
" You look so HANDSOME, Veggie! " Goku 6 gushed.
" He's wearing a gi. " Vegeta 1 said, dead-tone, " HE'S WEARING A GI? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO CONFRONT TURLES WHILE
WEARING A GI? " he exclaimed in shock.
" What's wrong with the gi? " Vegeta 6 asked.
" ... " the ouji slapped himself on the forehead.
" Yeah, Veggie 'n I always wear our gi's. They are so com-fortable! " Goku 6 chirped.
" Uh-huh... " Vegeta trailed off, still in disbelief at the sight.
" Come Veggies! " Goku 6 said happily as she picked a Veggie up under each arm, " Let's go save Veggie 1 from
whomever Turles happens to be! "
" HAI! " Vegeta 6 pumped his fist into the air.
Vegeta 1's cheeks flushed as he and the other ouji were carried over to the spaceship, " I can't believe it...it's
still Kakarrotto. "
" Hm? " the slightly larger saiyajin looked over at him, " You say something Veggie 1? "
" I, just, I'm still a little surprised, even after that play...that your personality is so identical to my own
timeline's Kakarrotto's.. "
" Was Veggie 1 expecting something else? " she tilted her head.
" ...no. My imagination was just a little overactive. "
" Ahhh. " Goku 6 nodded, then dropped each of them into the time machine and followed, " Well, let's go then! "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" How do you work the time machine? " she asked cheerfully.
Vegeta 1 sweatdropped, " H-here. I got it. " he took the controls and pressed several buttons, causing the Time
Machine to lift off and blast up into the sky.
5:32 PM 6/1/2005
END OF PART TWO!
Chuquita: (grins) Guess you didn't see that coming?
Vegeta: I'm hoping me number 6 can help stop Turles's plot.
Chuquita: Well...
Vegeta: (slumps in seat) He's not going to be able to beat Turles, is he?
Chuquita: (unreadable expression) I cannot say.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Actually this is one of those little side-plots that popped up into my head while I was writing and I decided to
use it.
Goku: (curious) Does Veggie get to have a baby afterall?
Chuquita: ...that would require both Veggie wanting the baby and the two of you willing to break Rule 2.
Vegeta: (fake-cheerfullness) Which would NEVER happen because I don't want said baby and Kakarrotto would NEVER break the
2nd most important rule of them all!
Goku: (blinks) ?
Chuquita: And now for the replies!
To tea: Glad you like it! Don't worry, Goku and the others are there to balance out any planned manipulation by Chi-Chi.
Aw, I'd never get rid of Turles. He's part of the main cast now. :)
To Mighty Agamemnon: Glad you liked it. Veggie's definately going to try, and he has help.
Vegeta: (grinning excitedly) THANK YOU for your support!
To Gokurper:
Vegeta: Ah, the play...I enjoyed writing that. (smiles fondly) And as for the 2nd question; ABSOLUTELY YES.
Goku?
To Albino Black Sheep: Glad you like it! Don't worry, Turles isn't leaving.
To RyukoVulpix: Haha, nope :) I noticed that at the end of the show XD They still haven't found a house yet in the fics, so
they will eventually move to such a home. Chibi Pan's fun! Heh, Turles still has another plan in store.
To Callimogua: Happy you liked it!
To Wolfcrysta: Glad you liked Goku's version. They might have a oneshot in the future. Never had a school uniform before.
Sounds like an evil shade of green though. Heh, wait'll Pan hits toddlerhood. Yup, we have a beach. Actually there's several
along the NJ coast. The one we usually go to has a boardwalk as well. Ohhh, I also dislike the hospital. (Shudders at
hospital) Aw, Turles isn't leaving. Veggie's just trying to move him to a different home. Lol, ukefying machine.
To PiccoloDiamao: Glad you liked it!
To GokuGirl: Happy you liked it, and baby Pan! I guess they're half-uncles. :)
Goku: I like Veggie THIS MUCH! (holds arms out as wide as they'll go)
Vegeta: (flushing red) Well, I uh...I...I agree with Kakarrotto! (holds his arms out as well)
Goku: (nods) Mmm-hmm, I luv hugging Veggie! That's exactly how it feels! (gushes and purrs)
Veggie: (now bright red) O--of course I'm curious! Kakarrotto's mind is so mysterious...
Goku: (smiles) I am curious a-bout the goings on in Veggie's head as well.
Vegeta: (frowns sadly) Bulma's never around anymore...
Goku: (frowns as well) Chi-chan is afraid I'll accidentally hurt her by forgetting my own strength in the heat of the moment.
To JustSomeGuy: Bulma is sad about the idea of losing Vegeta, especially since she hasn't been there for him lately. Yup,
that they are. Nope, most of the saiyago words and sentences don't have any meaning; to me anyway. I just type whatever words
pop into my head; although they do all have some form of language the way its set up. Only the saiyajins know what they
really mean. Nope, not really. Veggie's going to try, but. Glad you liked the comic!
To Hakura: Heh, I like that title. There's more Bulma and Veggie interaction in this chapter too. She wants to get to know
him again. Hai, nearly all of the main characters have unsure relationships. The only ones who don't are the secondary ones
I don't write most of the time, like Gohan and Videl, Tenshinhan and Launch, Kuririn and Juuhachigou, and (in gt) Goten and
Parisu.
To Afrodite: Glad you liked his return. He'll be able to stay for good if he wishes himself back once the dragon balls are
recharged. Heehee- Goku's very fertile XD
To Kahlan Nightwing: Yup, Goku and Veggie are getting closer together. Veggie and Bulma just realized how much they're
drifting apart. Turles wants to help Veggie and Goku.
To Queen Phoenix: That's ok:) I write my stories in notepad. Happy you liked Turles's juggling. Turles is thinking about
helping Veggie get his third kaka-baby. True. (nods) I think the idea of being a total uke would frighten Veggie. If he was
really in love I think he wouldn't mind being a part-time uke. Panera is the name of a bakery that opened up recently near my
house. :) I think it means "bread" in latin. I'm pretty sure Panini is the italian form of it. I thought her name had to be
short for something with it only being three letters long. Hai, Bulma understands them; her work is just very time-consuming.
I like Bulma's character too much to make her evil the way Chi-Chi is/used to be. But who would she meet? Heh, that huge
saw XD Dende, Piccolo, Piccolo Sr and the other namekians are fun to use! For Piccolo's side-story I do plan to have Kami
and Nail split off a few more times. It's easier when they're not all fused together. Bulma would probably make a good
doctor. She's Goku's oldest friend so he does trust her.
To draco star home: Glad you like it! It was a random line :)
To mkh2: Goku and Veggie are both so confusing sometimes :D I like both those titles as well. Ech, finals are a pain. I had
mine a few weeks ago and I have another one coming up for the mini-course I'm taking now.
To Kat-YaOi MaNiAc: Yup! Veggie's just confused by the fact that he'd want it.
To orchideater: So happy you liked it. Haha. Goku's so fertile XD Veggie's threats don't impress him at all. Hai, they don't
want to be dragged into the kaka-war via Chi-Chi.
To Venum: He was thrown out, but he found an easy way back in. :) I always thought it lettice. Letusu Tulesu Turles. Turnip
could work too. :)
Vegeta: YAY! (feels his ego inflate) (grins) I adore the support!
Goku: I noticed.
To The Big Boss: Random pie is fun! Oh! I know that song! I can't remember the title though. (sweatdrops).
To Maria S.: Turles is definately going to try something with the fluids. I wasn't planning on sending Raditsu on a date
next chapter, but I have been thinking of him going to try to date in a future fic. :) Not lately, I'm not sure if I was
going to have him keep his vision-seeing powers or not since he hasn't used them in a while.
To Zogeta: Hi! Wow, I didn't know you could access this site on a cellphone. (looks at her own cellphone). Aww, I'm so glad
you like my fics. :)
Vegeta: (grins excitedly) Oh how I'm enjoying this session of replies!
To Zogeta: Glad your internet's fixed. :) I know I've seen you on the Veggie/Goku section on this site. Wow! So cool! I will
continue to write as long as I get the fic ideas and enjoy what I'm writing. I don't mind long reviews. :) There might be.
Actually either of them could have the baby; Veggie due to the kaka-germs, or Goku due to a type-3 saiyajin ability.
To SupersayiankingTommy: He was more kicked out than banished. It'll be revealed in a future fic. :) She will. Glad you liked
it!
To Nekoni: So happy you liked it! Yup, Turles survived.
Vegeta: (smirks) I am pumped full of pride due to the previous reviews, so, (puts magic-long-shirt on) (shirt turns blue)
(grins) HAH!
Goku: (hugs Veggie)
Vegeta: (shirt turns pink) (freaks out) AHH! LET GO! YOU'RE MAKING MY SHIRT GO UKE!
Goku: (does so)
Vegeta: (pants nervously) (shirt slowly fades from pink to blue) ... (twitches at Goku)
Goku:) (pokes random spots of the shirt)
(Random spots turn pink)
Vegeta: GAH! STOP IT!
Goku: (sadly) Sorry Veggie...I just like the color-changing shirt, that's all.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (waits for spots to disappear)
Chuquita: And that's the end of Part 2!
Vegeta: (shirt now back to blue) It appears it is.
Chuquita: (waves) See you sometime next week with Part 3!
Goku: This story's turning out to be longer than I thought.
