3:12 PM 6/3/2005
Written By -Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz redub dvd Goku/Veggie VA interviews
Seàn: (using Kaka-voice) Vegeta's a good guy, he just needs to relax.
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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Easier said than done.
Chuquita: (happily) Welcome to Part 3 everybody!
Goku: (blinks at the accented "a") ?
Chuquita: I hope that's the right accentation...and that it was the a, not the e.
Vegeta: You didn't even notice which letter its on!
Chuquita: (cheesy grin) Hey at least I remembered there was an accent mark.
Gokú: Heehee-
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: I didn't get to see all of the interview(s). (looks at dvd box) Since I work Saturday I guess I'll watch the rest of it Monday when I have a little free time.
Goku: (pats Chu on the shoulder) Poor Chu, losing her sat-tur-day.
Chuquita: (sad) That's the only thing I actually hate about my work; getting stuck with 6-hour-long weekend shifts. I got one last Saturday too...I hope I don't get one next Saturday. After about the 5th hour or so of scanning items you start going crazy.
Vegeta: At least you won't miss anything weather-wise. (points to the pouring rain and 60'F weather which is more April than June)
Goku: (sulks, standing there with only a towel around his waist) No skinnydipping for me...
Vegeta: (laughs with nervous relief) Y-you know Kakarrotto swimtrunks are actually very healthy and safe while walking around nude could conversely cause certain people to become frightened at such a sight.
Goku: (Blinks) But I like my body.
Vegeta: And I like it too.
Goku: ♥
Vegeta: PLATONICALLY!
Chuquita: XD You forgot it for a second.
Vegeta: (twitches) Shush you.
Chuquita: Anyways, welcome to Part 3!
Vegeta: (is desperately hoping his "Kayka" arguement will be enough to stop Turles's ongoing evil plots)
Chuquita: We'll see.
Goku: (holds up a sign reading "Watch me at 10 or 10:30pm Monday through Thursday on CN") (wags tail)
Vegeta: 10 OR 10:30?
Goku: I am not completely sure which time it'll be.
Chuquita: Oh yeah! CN's bringing back dbz starting June 13th! And convinently dropped it in a slot AFTER 9:00pm; which for me is very good since the store I work at closes at 9!
Goku: That is lucky! If it were still on Toonami Weekdays we'd be in trouble.
Vegeta: So? Which "saga" is it?
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ...
Vegeta: o.O Neither of you KNOW!
Chuquita: CN hasn't advertised which one. And Funi's website decided to be mysteriously vague.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (grins) Either way it's gonna be great! I haven't seen dbz on a regular basis since CN stopped airing it in April of either 2003 or 2004!
Vegeta: HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHICH YEAR IT STOPPED AIRING!
Chuquita: I'm leaning towards 2003, since that was the year I graduated high school and I don't remember taping the eps and being in college at the same time. And my dvd of the last 4 eps has a date of 2003 on it as well. But I could be wrong.
Vegeta: ...you need to check up on that.
Chuquita: (cheesy grin) I know! (to audiance) Here's Part 3!
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Summary: Goku's going to be a grandpa, and Chi-Chi is thrilled; especially after she finds out its a girl. Unfortunately for her, Gohan and Videl are terrified when Chi-Chi offers to be the official babysitter while they're at work, and the couple desperately seeks a babysitter in Pan's grandfathers instead. Meanwhile, Veggie attempts to kick Turles out of his house, seeing his previous "Veggietine's Day" stunt as the last straw. However it isn't going to be that easy. And Piccolo finally meets his father again. But Kami isn't too trusting of Piccolo Sr's appearance, and neither is Dende.
Part 3 Chapter Titles: The Return of Kayka l Turles's Evil Scheme l Veggie-related Nostalgia l Kami's Slideshow l He's got Poetic License l So that's what happened to V.2 l Goku's Confusion l Veggie's Jealousy l Dinner l You Can't always get what you want, Goku l I've been TRICKED? Chi-Chi's frustration at Turles's Ploy l
" Wow...I haven't been to Capsule Corp in so long, I forgot how big it was. " "Kayka" said in awe as she and
Vegeta 6 sat down on the couch, " You know I really should visit Bulma sometime. "
" I think I've been here before.. " Vegeta 6 scratched the back of his head, kaka-style.
" Now you two sit here while I go find Turles. " Vegeta instructed, then sweatdropped, " Now there's something I
never thought I'd say. " he muttered, then dashed off to accomplish said task.
" ▫DING▫DONG▫ " the doorbell rang the second the ouji left the couple's sight.
Goku 6 glanced over at the ouji to her left.
" ▫DING▫DONG▫ "
She then glanced back over to the front door.
" ▫DING▫DONG▫ "
Back at Vegeta 6.
" Fine, go get it. It's not like anything bad is going to happen. " Vegeta 6 sighed.
" Hee-! " "Kayka" hopped off the couch and up to the front door, " HELLO! "
" ALRIGHT GO-- " Chi-Chi started to snap only to be cut off by shock of the person infront of her and promptly
hit the ground unconsious.
" ... " Goku 6 stared down at the unconsious woman, " Hey Veggie! "
" What? "
" Something bad happened. "
The ouji got up and walked over only to sweatdrop at the scene, " What happened! Did she walk into the door or
something? "
" I don't know! " the slightly-taller saiyajin replied, utterly confused, " I think she started to yell at me but
suddenly fainted. "
" Why would anyone yell at YOU? " Vegeta 6 said, perplexed. He leaned down and picked Chi-Chi up, " Hn...you know
she looks sort of familiar, but I can't place her. "
Goku 6 narrowed her eyes for a moment, then let out a gasp, " OH! I know who that is! That's Chi-Chi Gyu-Mao! She's
my male counterpart's wife! "
" That's gotta be weird. " Vegeta tilted his head, " Wait, didn't she try to attack that other me during the play
those two fusions brought us to? "
" I think so... " Goku 6 trailed off, " Where do we leave her? "
" I say we prop her up on one of the kitchen chairs with a cup of coffee and pretend this didn't happen. " he said,
carrying Chi-Chi off towards the kitchen.
Goku 6 sweatdropped, " What good will that do? "
" She has her own sense of pride, doesn't she? If she wakes up at the kitchen table instead of sprawled out on the
ground when my counterpart gets back then she'll try to save face rather than start an arguement with him. " Vegeta 6
explained.
" Ah... " the female saiyajin peasant trailed off.
The ouji sat Chi-Chi down, then headed back to the couch along with Goku 6.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh... " Vegeta snickered as he dragged Turles down the hall, " Wait'll you see this; it's gonna
blow your entire Vegeta's-an-uke case wide open! You won't be able to argue with THIS fact! " they approached the living
room, " Behold! The FEMALE Kakarrotto! "
" Hi-! " Goku 6 bounced up and waved to them, only to pause, " O--oh? THAT is Turles? "
" He looks just like Kakarrotto? " Vegeta 6 gawked, " I mean--your Kakarrotto, not mine. "
" Yes, " Vegeta folded his arms, letting go of Turles, " Turles is indeed a type-3 saiyajin as well...but an EVIL
type-3 saiyajin who's reeked almost as much havoc across the galaxies as I have. "
" But, I thought type-3 saiyajins were naturally soft and mushy. " Vegeta 6 blinked, surprised.
" The NICE ones, maybe. " Turles smirked wickedly at him.
Vegeta 6 shifted around, instantly feeling a rather sneaky aura coming from the peasant.
" SO! " Vegeta walked up to "Kayka" and patted her on the shoulder while looking at Turles, " What do you have to
say? There aren't any timelines containing a female version of myself, and yet there IS one containing a female Kakarrotto.
That being so, it's obvious that I wasn't meant to be an uke in anymental, emotional, or physical form. "
" What's with all this "uke" stuff? I thought the issue between you and Kakarrotto had to do with "oujos" and such. "
Vegeta 6 cocked an eyebrow.
" Long story; I'll fill you in later. " the ouji said shortly.
" Hmm.. " Turles walked up to Vegeta and Goku 6, walking around them while observing, " Yes, this is definately a
female Kakarrotto. "
" I could've told you that. " she sweatdropped.
" Interesting...so, exactly how was your timeline created? " he asked smoothly.
" Created? " Vegeta 6 blinked.
" Yes. All of the timelines were created by Mirai or someone else from our little group going back and causing
things to be altered. How did yours happen? Did you wish Kakarrotto female using the dragon balls so you could avoid this
entire little "uke" dispute? "
" I've always been a woman, thanks! " Goku 6 sweatdropped even larger.
" And why would I even use the dragonballs for something like that? " Vegeta 6 shook his head.
Mirai casually walked by the kitchen, " Hey Chi-Chi what're you doing--AHH! " he yelped to see she was leaning
face-first into a cup of coffee. The demi-saiyajin propped Chi-Chi back up to see she was unconsious, " What the--? " he
glanced over into the living room and spotted the additional Vegeta along with the female Goku, " Ahhh...oh-kay. "
" Mirai! " Vegeta called him over.
" Yeah? " he said cautiously, approaching them.
" How was Kayka's timeline created? "
" OH...that, yeah...well you see that was one of my earlier attempts to keep Goku from dying due to the heart-virus.
This is after Timeline 8 but before this Timeline. "
" So technically, all the timeline's numbers have been assigned completely out of order. " Turles smiled, amused.
" Well, yes. But I'm not the one who assigned them that was Kaasan. " Mirai sweatdropped, " Anyway, with "Kayka"'s
timeline, the idea was for me to go back even further in time to when Celipa was still pregnant with Goku and give her the
antibiotic so that Goku'd develop an immunity to the virus. And while it did work, it unintentionally messed with more than
those particular genes... "
" ...resulting in Kakarrotto being born a female? " Vegeta guessed.
" Exactly. " Mirai explained, " It altered the baby's sexual outcome. And with a female Goku, there'd be no Gohan,
no Goten, and subsequently no me. " he glanced over at Vegeta 6.
" I suppose I should thank you for saving my species from extinction then. " Vegeta 6 said, shaking Mirai's hand.
" T--that's not what I meant to-- "
" Veggie 'n I are thinking a-bout having a baby. " Goku 6 smiled warmly.
" A baby? " Vegeta gasped.
" You're not the only ones... " Turles trailed off, smirking.
:It's Timeline 8 all over again...only opposite: Mirai sweatdropped.
" We might wait a little while though, we just got married last month. " Vegeta 6 said, pointing to a mark on his
neck.
" Hai! It was so much fun! " "Kayka" clasped her hands together, then pointed to her own neck-mark.
" ▫Jealous, envious twitch▫ " Vegeta twitched, then turned to Mirai, " Why couldn't you have caused this in MY
timeline? " he pouted.
" I didn't mean for Son-san to be born female in that other timeline at all! " Mirai exclaimed, " It was a
side-effect of the medicine that none of us knew about. "
" Well I'm happy. " Vegeta 6 nodded, " A male Kakarrotto is sure to complicate things. "
" HI! " Goku popped up from behind him.
" AHH! ITSTHEMALEKAKARROTTO! " Vegeta 6 yelped in fright, bouncing back.
" Hm? " the larger saiyajin blinked. He glanced over and saw Goku 6, " OH! It's Veggie 6! HI Veggie 6! " Goku waved
to the gi-wearing ouji.
Vegeta 6 nervously waved back, (He--he's so much TALLER than me..and so much BIGGER than me...and look at the size
of those muscles! No wonder the other me was worried. We look like ukes compared to him.: " And yet...the voices are
near-completely identical.) he sweatdropped.
" Veggie 6 is deep in thought. " Goku observed.
" Veggie's just a lil surprised at your size. It's normal for him. " "Kayka" nodded, " OH! Guess what! " she pointed
to her neck, " I'm an Oujo! "
" Congradulations me number 6! " Goku happily shook her hands.
" So...Kayka was only created through your meddling with medication, huh. " Vegeta glanced over at Mirai,
disappointed.
" ... " Mirai stood there, unsure of what to say, " I'm, sorry for disappointing you? "
" You can take them home now, Mirai. "
" HOME? Already? But we just got here. " Goku 6 gasped.
" What about having us help you fight Turles? " Vegeta 6 pointed to the evil type-3 saiyajin, " You can tell there's
something sneaky about his ki! Having two saiyajin no ouji's plotting revenge is obviously going to be easier than you alone,
right? "
" The only reason I brought you here was to give Turles irrefutable proof of my semeness. " the little ouji sulked.
Vegeta 6 sighed, exhausted, " Seme, Uke...you could solve all that if you just take turns instead. "
" Yeah but if we took turns then I'd be UKE some of the time! " Vegeta yelped.
Vegeta 6 glanced over at Goku.
" ♥ " the larger saiyajin smiled warmly at them.
Vegeta 6 turned back to Vegeta, " ...I see what you mean. "
" And--besides, its a PURELY PLATONIC relationship anyway. " the ouji huffed.
" Well, goodluck with your quest for semedom then. " Vegeta 6 said.
" ▫Tap▫tap▫ " Goku felt a tap on his shoulder, " Hm? "
Turles motioned him into the hallway, " Shh. "
Goku glanced back at the rest of the group, then uneasily followed the other type-3 saiyajin peasant into said
hallway, " Yes? " he whispered.
" Kakarrotto, do you know why Vegeta-san's been a little, uneasy lately? " Turles spoke up, smirking.
" Not really... " Goku trailed off, glancing back in Vegeta's direction for a moment with concern for the little
ouji.
" It's because he wants something from you, but he's just too shy to ask. " the large saiyajin said smoothly.
" Veggie wants a present? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Hai, but not just any present. " Turles lowered his whisper even further, " "Veggie" wants to have a baby. "
Goku let out a gasp. His eyes widened.
" YOUR baby. "
" M--my--ba--but that would break Rule number 2! " Goku sputtered in shock.
" That's why he's so afraid to ask you. Vegeta-san knows how deeply those ridiculous rules are embedded into your
brain. But he's been yearning for one ever since that trick was played on him; and seeing Gohan and Videl have a baby
together just reminded him of how much he would've enjoyed being a Mommy...you saw how well he handled Panera; Vegeta-san's a
natural. "
" But--Rule 2... "
" Maybe you should talk to him about it tonight in bed. It shouldn't be that hard; just snuggle up to Vegeta-san and
ask if he'd like to be made love to. " Turles said sneakily.
" No! I couldn't! It would make Chi-chan so very sad if I broke one of the top 3 rules like that! I could never do
that to her! " Goku shook his head back and forth frantically.
" You sure? "
" Of course I am! "
" What if Chi-Chi said it was oh-kay to ask Vegeta-san if he'd like to have your baby? "
" Well, if Chi-chan said oh-kay then yes I would ask...but that'd never happen; Chi-chan does not bend the rules for
any situation. " Goku quickly shook the thought out of his head.
" Really...? "
" Really. " Goku nodded.
" Hmm... " Turles glanced over at the unconsious Chi-Chi sitting at the kitchen table. He grinned wickedly,
" Kakarrotto, you may go back to Vegeta-san and the others now. We're finished. "
" Umm, alright? " Goku scratched his head, baffled as he waddled back to the living room.
" Heh-heh-heh- " Turles walked over to Chi-Chi, then picked her up, " Sorry 'bout this Chi-Chi. " he took out a
tape-recorder, " But I kinda need your "permission". " the large saiyajin carried her down the hall. He hit record as he
was walking, " Chi-Chi, may Kakarrotto have your permission to ask Vegeta-san if he would like to have Kakarrotto impregnate
him? " he asked innocently into the tape-recorder, then hit stop and ducked into a nearby room.
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" Uhhhhhhh...why does everything smell like coffee. " Chi-Chi groaned as she sat up to see she was now seated on a
computer chair in a room she didn't recognize, " HUH! "
" Hey, Chi-Chi. " Turles waved from the couch several feet away.
" YOU? What do you want? And why am I here? "
" Well, you fell asleep in the kitchen when Gohan called and asked for your help. Seems he wants to get a few test
messages to see how the audio is on his answering machine. " Turles held out the tape-recorder, " Can Gohan bring the
machine to your house and test the tape inside here out on it? " he held it up and hit record.
" Of course he can, Turles! " she smiled.
Turles hit stop.
" Uh...shouldn't you have kept it recording a LITTLE bit longer than that? " she asked suspiciously.
" Hm? Oh no, that amount's fine. Wouldn't want to overdo the new machine. Besides this thing's been passed around
to several other z senshi so they can tell what the rest of the gang sounds like on it. " Turles said, keeping his cool while
he mentally laughed with victory in his head.
" Ah. " she nodded, " You know what Gohan needs? A cellphone. I offered to buy him one but he told me no. " Chi-Chi
sighed, " I mean, Videl has one, but Gohan should have one too. " she got up and headed for the door, " Can I have that
recorder? "
Turles froze, " Ah, no. I still have a few more people to find to have record themselves. "
" Alright. You do that. I'm going to find Goku-san and the Ouji...at least, that's why I think I came here... " she
trailed off, confused from her sudden change of scenery as she left the room and closed the door behind her.
Turles re-wound the tape-recorder, then hit play to reveal a conversation that now sounded like this:
" Chi-Chi, may Kakarrotto have your permission to ask Vegeta-san if he would like to have Kakarrotto impregnate
him? "
" Of course he can, Turles! "
" BWAHAHAHAHA! "
" ▫SWING▫ " the door swang back open.
" Were you just cackling evilly in here? " Chi-Chi glowered at him.
" No. Must've heard the wind. " Turles said with a content smile on his face.
" Uh-huh... " Chi-Chi said, suspicious as she re-left, closing the door again.
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" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! "
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" ▫SIGH▫! " Vegeta sighed sadly as he flipped through a thick, stapled bundle of paper upon which he'd written the
script for his fictional fairytale over 2 years ago, " Such a simpler time. "
" What're you looking at? "
" Huh? " the ouji turned to his right to see Raditsu sitting there, " ...when did you get here? "
" I sensed two of you so I came to find out what was going on, but by the time I got here... "
" Oh, me number 6 and Kayka-chan are upstairs having some snacks before they go back to their own timeline. "
" "Kayka-chan"? "
" The female Kakarrotto from timeline number 6. That's my nickname for her. " Vegeta flipped the next page.
" What's this? "
" The play I wrote 2 years ago January. It's a wonderful little seme-filled action/romance/adventure story where I
defeat two monsters, save a village, and rescue a female Kakarrotto. " he hugged the book tightly.
" I didn't know you could write stories. " Raditsu murmured.
" Heh- " the ouji grinned boastfully, " There is much even you don't know about me. "
" Can I read it? "
" NO! " Vegeta said suddenly, " It's..a very private piece. "
" Private! We produced it in the center across the street! Hundreds of people saw it! " Bura exclaimed, walking by.
" Yeah and who did I have to thank for that. "
" ... " Bura sweatdropped, " Ah hahahaha.. " she laughed nervously.
" I can tell you right now I'd never have been able to pull that off if you-know-who had been there. " Vegeta
grumbled.
" Who? " Bura blinked.
" Yes, please let's not refer to him by name. " Raditsu said uneasily.
" Agreed. "
Bura thought for a second, " OHHHHhhh, yeah, him. " she folded her arms. She glanced over at Vegeta, " I thought
you were getting rid of him, Toussan. "
" I tried; I failed. " the little ouji groaned.
" There there, he duped us all. " Raditsu sighed, patting him on the shoulder, " Doesn't mean you still can't write
another, urm, "tale". "
" I suppose... " Vegeta trailed off, " I do still have that typewriter somewhere in my room. "
" What about using a computer? Kaasan uses them all the time. " Bura suggested.
" Turles knows how to operate a computer. And he's been using one to implicate Kakarrotto and I into a relationship
of which neither of us is in and will never BE in because there's absolutely no sexual attraction between the two of us! "
" Ooh, Toussan getting bold with the vocabulary. " Bura chuckled.
" I WAS THE BOLD ONE AROUND HERE BEFORE TURLES SHOWED UP! Don't any of you remember! " the ouji wailed.
" Hey, no need to get upset over it. " Raditsu said comfortingly.
" I'm not upset. " the smaller saiyajin pouted, hugging his knees.
" Reacting like that just makes you look ukeish, Toussan. " Bura pointed out.
" ! " Vegeta froze, then quickly assumed a prideful, in-charge pose instead.
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" Better? " he glanced at her out of the corner of his eye.
" Better. " she smiled.
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" I can't believe this! How could you even think of allowing your father to continue to live here! " Kami exclaimed.
He, Piccolo, and Nail were once again fused; and giving Piccolo a headache.
" He's not really such a bad guy once you get to know him, Kami. " Nail spoke up.
" Need I remind you of all the terrible things he's done! " Kami whipped out a portable movie screen and a projector,
" BEHOLD! "
" ▫CLICK▫ " a frame of a super-sized Piccolo Daimou Sr attacking a village came up on the screen.
" ▫CLICK▫ " another frame of Piccolo Sr, this time along with his minions battling Roshi and his fellow students and
teacher.
" ▫CLICK▫ " a frame of Piccolo Sr standing with his foot crushing an ice-cream shop while he held the giant plastic
ice-cream-cone decortation in his hand while laughing in victory.
Piccolo and Nail sweatdropped.
" Perhaps, it would be more impressive if it weren't in slide-show form. " Piccolo muttered.
" I'll have you know this third picture was taken on a hot summer's day when many a citizen, striken with thirst
would rely on such frozen treat commissaries as this one! " Kami snapped.
" You know, I don't really remember that last one. " Piccolo Sr came into view.
" PICCOLO! " Kami gasped, backing up.
" So how long you have to wait until you can split them off again? "
" About 10, 15 minutes. " Piccolo Jr sighed, bored.
" That's gotta be a long 15 minutes. " Sr murmured.
" Oh yeah. "
" Well I'll be waiting inside until then. I could use a little meditation about now anyway. " Sr strolled into the
building.
" I still don't understand it. " Kami shook his head, " Piccolo, Piccolo was my EVIL SIDE that I expelled out of my
body! How can you trust him? "
" Because he's proven himself not to be a threat to us...and he's my father. "
" And if he tries to kill anyone Enma will find out and send him back to hfil. "
" Yes, as long as he's still dead. What if he's planning to wish himself back! "
" Well I still don't think he'd kill anyone because if he does so, Son'll probably find out and get involved..and
he's really one of the last people we need involved in this particular situation. " Piccolo explained.
" Yeah, that would make things so much more difficult... " Nail trailed off.
" Fine, let's not involve Son unless we absolutely have to. " Piccolo decided, " besides I'm pretty sure he's busy
with something else. "
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" Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmm. " Goku hummed as he sat at the kitchen table drinking soda.
" GOKU-SAN! "
" ACK! " the large saiyajin nearly choked on his soda. He looked up and sweatdropped, " Chi-chan you scared me don't
do that. "
" Ah, sorry. " she smiled nervously, then folded her arms, " I know the Ouji Gokunapped you from Gohan's earlier.
Where is he? "
" Gohan? "
" The Ouji! "
" "▫RAAAAAAAAARBLAHBLAHBLAH▫" the evil witch bellowed at the sweet, confused peasant who rattled in fear of her
twisted rules and ways. "
" ... " Chi-Chi looked over lamely to see Vegeta sitting there while typing on a typewriter, " Ouji. "
" Onna. " he grinned, wagging his tail.
" I forgot you could type. "
" I can do MANY things, Onna. Infact I got a pep-talk from Raditsu and Bura earlier and now I'm feeling
almost-completely in control of my surroundings once again. " he cracked his knuckles, then went back to typing, " "The
witch loomed over the peasant who was about to let out a scream of horror when suddenly the wall exploded from behind him to
to reveal the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji.
" "Oh VEGGIE! You came to save me afterall!". " Kakarrotto gushed with purely-platonic feelings."
" Oh brother. " Chi-Chi rolled her eyes, " Come on Goku-san, let's get out of here. "
" But I liked listening to Veggie's story..even though in reality I do not fear Chi-chan. " the larger saiyajin
pouted.
" The Ouji'll be fearing me a second if he doesn't stop reading his homemade chunk of ouji-fiction outloud. " she
muttered as she tried to lead Goku back to the door.
" "Of course, Kakarrotto. I would NEVER leave you trapped in such peril. "
" You're so very brave, Veggie-sama. Allow me to repay you for your heroic rescue of my otherwise doomed peasant
self by rewarding you in a sensually PLATONIC way." "
Chi-Chi twitched, annoyed, " Will you cut that out! "
" If you're going to drag Kakay out of the house you better make sure to get him back here dinnertime. I'm making a
special dessert just for him. "
" Just for me? " Goku's eyes widened and sparkled with surprise, " Aww VEGGIE! "
" It's going to be the sweetest most chocolate-ladened treat you've ever tasted, Kakay. " Vegeta smirked, " All for
you. We'll wait until everyone else has finished their dinner and then have a special little party together, just you and
me. " the little ouji purred sweetly.
" ... " Goku stood there blinking.
" Goku-san? " Chi-Chi poked him.
" I think I need a jar. " Goku said, sounding lost.
" ▫POW▫! " Vegeta fell, hit the floor, crashed through said floor and hit the floor of the lab.
" Hahaha. " Chi-Chi laughed at the sight, then glanced back at Goku, " What do you need a jar for? "
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" ▫SIGH▫ " Bulma sighed as she wiped the screen on one of the computers in the lab.
" Feeling alright? " a voice asked from behind her.
" Vege--oh. Hi V.2. " she smiled weakly over at him, " I'm oh-kay. Just a little worried about Vegeta, that's all. "
" ▫POW▫! " a chunk of the ceiling exploded and a small saiyajin came crashing through and smacked into the floor.
" VEGETA! " Bulma cried out in fright, running over to him.
" I'm worried too.. " V.2 said in shock, glancing up at the ceiling, now uneasy about it.
" Vegeta what happened! Are you oh-kay?...And how did you fall through the ceiling? " she asked him.
" I'm not completely sure... " the ouji said in a dazed tone of voice, " ...but I think I just caused something
utterly horrific to occur that I'm going to regret later all because I attempted to use one of my older tactics which now
has a completely different effect upon Kakarrotto. "
" What? " V.2 poked his head into view.
" Huh. Oh its you. " Vegeta sat up and knocked some bits of ceiling out of his hair, " What're you doing here,
you were with Bulma and Kakarrotto when you came to rescue me from Brolli and then just disappeared after that. "
" I've been around. " he smirked Veggily.
" I'm somehow comforted and set at unease at the same time... " Vegeta sweatdropped, then let out a gasp,
" WAITAMINUTE! " he turned to Bulma, " I was teaching you how to play the ps2 wasn't I? "
" Yeah..you kinda left though. " she said.
" Sorry, I had an emergancy. " Vegeta stood up and dusted himself off, " And did you know it was MIRAI who caused
Kayka to be born a female type-3 saiyajin? "
" What! " Bulma gawked.
" It's true! That heart-medicine. He gave it to Celipa in that timeline while she was still pregnant with Kakarrotto
and even though it made Kakarrotto immune to the disease it destroyed his y chromosome..or something like that. " the little
ouji exclaimed.
" Well you're not really supposed to give babies certain medication while they're still in the womb for a reason.. "
Bulma sweatdropped.
Vegeta folded his arms and pouted, " Me number 6 is so incredibly lucky! He doesn't have to worry about any of the
problems I have to worry about. "
" Aww, Vegeta you don't have any problems that you can't fix with a little help-- "
" --TURLES. " he said flatly.
" ...oh-kay, good point. But still! You can solve all the others. Right? " she smiled.
" You mean my ukephobia, fear of worms, etc? "
" I had MY ukephobia and fear of worms removed while I was being created. " V.2 grinned.
" Lucky you. " the ouji twitched.
" Maybe things would be easier if we could figure out exactly what part of ukedom it is that causes you to fear it
so badly. " Bulma suggested, " Is it the emotional aspect? The physical, ah, positioning aspect? "
" I don't want to find that out! " Vegeta yelped, flushing red.
" Why not? "
" BECAUSE! I'm not comfortable with having my brain picked apart, even if it's by someone as close to me as you. "
his body stiffed up.
" Why? "
" I'm afraid I might find something that I don't like. Or that scares me. " Vegeta said nervously.
" You mean like the idea that you might enjoy being uked? " Bulma gave an example.
" Exactly. My pride can't take that sort of thing you know. " he replied. V.2 nodded in agreement, " I mean, I'm
the Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji! Heir to become the ruler of an entire species, of an entire planet! I'm supposed to
be one of the if not the strongest saiyajin around. And a born-leader at that! If I were to become an uke, or at the very
least form powerful non-platonic feelings of affection for a certain peasant who shall remain nameless; what would that make
me? "
" Someone who loves Son-kun very much? "
" There you go! " he motioned to her again, " Which I don't. "
" Can I take a nap with Kakarrotto then? " V.2 asked.
" NO! " Vegeta snapped at him, " NOBODY NAPS WITH MY PEASANT BUT ME! "
" I am you, technically. "
" SAME DIFFERENCE! " the ouji tried to calm down, " A--anyway. I'm going to see Kayka and me number 6 off. I'll teach
you about the rest of the ps2 after that. " he shakily walked over to the stairs, " And if Kakarrotto comes down here and
asks for a 2nd jar, PLEASE give it to him. "
" Alright Vegeta, I--wait, a SECOND jar? "
" It's a long story, I don't want to talk or think about it. " Vegeta gulped as he waddled upstairs, " I've never
seen him react like that before either...NEVER. "
" React like what? "
" ... " the smaller saiyajin was silent as he reached the top of the stairs and rounded the corner.
" Ooooh! VEGETA! "
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" Mmmm! I luv sandwiches! " Goten chirped as he ate his peanut-butter and jelly sandwich. He was sitting outside the
Son home on a bench along with Gohan who was holding Pan, " You want some? " the demi-saiyajin held out a piece.
" No Goten, I'm oh-kay. " Gohan smiled.
" Does Panny want some? "
The baby blinked at him.
" She's too young for solid foods, Goten. " he replied.
" When will she be ready? " the chibi took another bite.
" Oh I'd say...um... " Gohan sweatdropped, " Well, eventually. " he nodded, making a mental note to check his
book of baby-related info.
" I wish you 'n oneesan 'n Panny would come live with us again. It's so boring without you around, niichan. " he
pouted.
" I'm sorry about that Goten, but I'd really rather we found our own house instead of moving back in. " Gohan laughed
nervously, going pale at the thought of moving back into Chi-Chi's house, (I worked so hard to get OUT of Kaasan's home. I
don't wanna go back)
" Hey there! " a car drove up to the Son home and Chi-Chi and Goku stepped out, " Look who I brought back! "
" TOUSSAN! " Goten cheered, glomping the large saiyajin, " Hi Toussan! Niichan's looking for a house! "
" Is he now? " Chi-Chi smirked, interested.
" Uh... " Gohan froze, " Yes. A house. A house far, far away from where I'm sitting right now. "
" You know Gohan, Mount Paozu is such a nice place to live. There's so much fresh air and water, lots of trees and
local wildlife. I'm sure Pan-Pan would enjoy growing up here. " she cheerfully suggested.
" Actually we were thinking about finding a house in Orange City. There's a few places near our apartment which both
Videl and I liked so.. " the demi-saiyajin trailed off, avoiding eye-contact with Chi-Chi.
" Hi there! "
Gohan blinked and looked over to see Goku waving to Pan, " Hello Panny! Would you like a little baby friend to play
with? " Goku grinned.
Gohan's eyes widened, " A little--Toussan you and Kaasan aren't thinking of having another kid, are you? "
" Hm? " the large saiyajin looked up.
" I mean, if you are I'm fine with that, but...wow that's so unexpected. "
Goku froze, suddenly feeling Chi-Chi staring at him supsiciously. The fur on his tail bristled as it flicked about
in the air behind him, " Umm...yes. It. Is. Un-expected. " he said woodenly.
Chi-Chi walked infront of Goku, then bent down and pressed her hand against his stomach and her ear against his chest
to listen.
" Chi-chan what are you doing? "
" You haven't broken any RULES lately, have you Goku-sa? "
" No. " he answered truthfully.
" Huh. " Chi-Chi stood back up, " Well then..I'm going inside to get dinner ready. " she said, walking inside.
" Toussan. " Gohan whispered, ushering him back over, " I have to tell you a secret. "
" What is it? " Goku whispered back.
" I DON'T want to live here with Kaasan. I really, really don't. " the demi-saiyajin said frantically.
" I don't either. "
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" I'll, pretend I didn't hear that. "
" I'll pretend I didn't say it. "
" Wow Kakarrotto, you'd make Vegeta-san proud with that kind of sentiment! "
Goku and Gohan turned to see Turles standing there holding a tape-recorder.
" Turles? How did you get here so fast? You can't teleport. " Gohan asked.
" Type-3 saiyajin powers. Like Kakarrotto. " Turles motioned to Goku, who waved, " So, I hear you want to move out of
Chi-Chi's house, hm Kakarrotto? "
" NO! " Goku gasped, " I, I meant that, w--what I meant to say is sometimes Chi-chan is too o-ppressive to live
with. "
" Oppressive, huh? "
" WAAH! IDIDNTMEANTHATEITHER! " Goku was watching Chi-Chi inside out of the corner of his eye, " I love Chi-chan I
really do, its just that sometimes, when Veggie is involved... "
" ..ah, you want to do more things with Vegeta-san than the rules allow, right? "
" Uh... " Goku trailed off.
" Come on Turles, don't confuse Toussan. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" I'm not confusing him. I'm helping him. AND Vegeta-san. " the evil type-3 saiyajin blinked, " Kakarrotto follow me,
I need to show you something. " he held up the tape-recorder.
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped, following him off far enough so that they were out of earshot.
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" So? "
" So. " Turles held the recorder out, " I have your permission slip. To ask Vegeta-san about the baby. "
" GASP! " Goku gasped in shock, " Chi-chan oh-kay'd it! "
Turles pressed the play button on the machine.
" Chi-Chi, may Kakarrotto have your permission to ask Vegeta-san if he would like to have Kakarrotto impregnate
him? "
" Of course he can, Turles! "
" ▫Click▫ " he hit stop.
" ... " Goku stood there with a blank look on his face.
" Well, there you go Kakarrotto. Grab the hot fudge, whipped cream and have a blast tonight! " he patted Goku on the
shoulder.
" ...Chi-chan, said yes? "
" She probably feels bad about hurting Vegeta-san's feelings with the fake baby. " Turles shrugged.
" I know I felt bad about it. " Goku nodded, sniffling at the thought of the little ouji's face when he discovered
the truth, " Oh Veggie...I am so sorry! I promise I'll do everything I can to make it all better! "
" Even break one of the rules-? "
" If Chi-chan says I can, then yes! " he nodded determindly.
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" GOKU-SA! DINNER! " Chi-Chi shouted from back up on the nearby hill.
" Oop! Dinnertime! Well, Chi-chan's dinner anyway. I'm going to have dinner with Veggie too after I have it at home.
We're just enough timezones away so that I can have dinner at both places. " Goku explained happily.
" Going to pop the question at your 2nd dinner? "
" Nope! " Goku chirped, then grinned, " I'm gonna ask Veggie in bed tonight. " his tail wagged eagerly back and
forth.
" Wonderful! " Turles clasped his hands together, " I'm sure Vegeta-san will enjoy every second of it! "
" I want Veggie to enjoy things! "
" We all do, Kakarrotto. We all do. "
" GOKU-SA ARE YOU COMING OR NOT! YOUR FISH IS GETTING COLD! "
Goku beamed, " COMING CHI-CHAN! "
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" Oh Veggie! I love you! " "Kayka" gushed to Veggie 6 as main timeline Veggie listened in through the closed door.
" Baka lucky other-me, getting a female type-3 saiyajin. " Vegeta pouted.
" ▫PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr▫ "
" ▫PURRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-▫ What a naughty oujo you are- " Vegeta 6's voice teased, " Now give it back.. "
" Heeheehee, no. "
" Kaka-CHAN. " Vegeta 6 sweatdropped, " OH! " he shouted suddenly.
" Say pleeease- "
" Pleease? "
" Haha, ▫THUMP▫ "
" That isn't the sounds of two people eating a meal together. " the ouji twitched as the two saiyajin inside went
silent aside from an ongoing stream of heavy panting, " ▫Sniffle▫...why couldn't MY Kakarrotto have been female! " he slumped
against the door.
" ▫PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-▫ " the couple inside purred in unison this time. Vegeta pulled his ear
away from the door and waddled down to his own room where he flopped on the bed and covered his ears with pillows.
" ▫Knock▫knock▫knock▫ " someone knocked on his door.
" GO AWAY I'M SEETHING IN REMORSE! " the ouji snapped, a large pang of sadness in his voice.
" Toussan I just want to know if your counterpart and "Kayka" are ready to go? " Mirai shouted through the wall.
" Oh they're going alright, with my stamina they'll be going at it all evening and into tonight! " he sobbed
bitterly.
Mirai's eyes widened in shock, " Y--you didn't walk in on them having-- "
" --NO. But I can guess from the sounds that that's what's going on. And all that stupid purring. " Vegeta rolled
onto his side.
" Hmm... " the demi-saiyajin turned the other way and walked over to the door to the guest room. Hearing nothing, he
slowly opened the door, " Hello? "
" Hi Mirai! " Goku 6 chirped as her tail wagged under the sheets.
Mirai blinked to see both saiyajin in bed with the sheets up to their shoulders and clothes strewn about.
" Mirai, to thank you for your help in our timeline, we've decided that if we have a litter, we're naming one of the
boys after you. " Vegeta 6 smirked.
" L--litter? " Mirai sounded lost.
" If a saiyajin conceives during a full moon--when we're much more fertile than the rest of the month, she can have a
litter ranging from 4 to 7 babies. " the ouji said proudly.
" Veggie loves me so much! " "Kayka" sighed happily, leaning against Vegeta 6 who laughed proudly, hugging her.
" ... " Mirai sweatdropped at the sight, " Wow, umm, thanks so much. "
" No Mirai, thank you. It is be-cause of you that I'm i-mmune to the heart virus, and it is because of you that
Veggie and I can start a family together. " Goku 6 smiled warmly.
" You're welcome. " Mirai blinked, surprised.
" So, you're here to take us back our timeline? " Vegeta 6 asked.
" Well I, I mean if you're ready to go.. "
"Kayka" turned to Vegeta 6 and smiled sweetly at him.
Vegeta 6 smiled back, then turned to Mirai, " We're ready. "
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" But first, DINNER! " Goku 6 pumped her fist in the air as she, Vegeta 6, and the rest of the Briefs family sat at
the kitchen table while Vegeta and Bunni finished making the dishes.
" Thanks for the help. I've been a little upset lately. " the ouji rubbed his nose.
" Aw that's alright, Vegeta-kun. I understand. " Bunni patted him on the shoulder, " Ooh look at that, I think your
physique is almost completely back to the way it was before you lost those two months of training! Wow you must be working
awfully hard. "
Vegeta smiled weakly, " Uh-huh. " his tail wagged slightly, feeling a little better. He started to fill up the plates
with delicious smelling food, then filled up an extra plate and placed it next to his own along with an empty chair. The ouji
whipped out a sticker reading "Kakay's Chair" and slapped it on the back seat of the empty chair.
" Mmmm- ah hahaha! "
The ouji looked over to see his counterpart holding out a forkful of fish which the female Goku contently ate off of,
" This is insane. I'm happy for them AND jealous at the same time. " he muttered in disbelief. He turned to Bulma, " Are you
SURE you don't want to have a third baby together? "
" Technically we do have three, if you include Mirai. " Bulma motioned to the demi-saiyajin from the alternate
future, " I've just been so busy lately Vegeta and a third baby would take up so much time-- "
" I have time! "
" --And lots of money-- "
" --you have money! "
Bulma sweatdropped, then smiled sadly and gave him a hug, " You're so sweet Vegeta, but I can only take so much time
off from my position. I mean, who's going to perform all my tasks once I reach my third semester? "
Vegeta looked over at Mirai.
Mirai nearly choked on his glass of milk, " NANI! "
" Mirai how old are you? " Vegeta asked bluntly.
" Ah--I don't know. Somewhere in my mid-20's. " he stammered.
" You don't know how old you are? " the ouji sweatdropped.
" You kind of lose track of that sort of thing while traveling through time and space. " the demi-saiyajin replied,
annoyed.
" OH. "
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" So! That makes you of Earth legal age, did your timeline's Bulma ever teach you how to perform her job tasks incase
of an emergancy? "
" Not really. We were kind of busy trying to not get killed by the androids. " Mirai sweatdropped.
" Oh... " the ouji sulked, then perked up, " But you can be taught, right? "
" ? " Mirai froze, then paled.
" You know Toussan, if you really wanna take care of a baby you could volunteer to help babysit Panera when Gohan and
Videl need help. " Bura spoke up, " Besides it'll help in keeping her from being taken over to Onna's side. She could
potentially become a good ally once she's older if we don't let Onna manipulate her first. "
" I suppose... " Vegeta trailed off, (Ohhh, where's Kakarrotto? I thought he'd be the first one here and now he's
not even here at all) the little ouji looked around, worried.
" ▫Ding-Dong▫! "
" Kakay? " he squeaked out, then literally jumped over the table and made a rush for the front door, " KAKARROTTO! "
he flung the door open.
" Hi! " Goku chirped, standing before him, " How's Veggie doing this evening? "
" ▫HUG▫ "
The large saiyajin's eyes widened, " Oh Veh-gee.. " he hugged the smaller saiyajin back, " I missed u too! "
" I was starting to get worried you know, that maybe Onna decided keep you at her house afterall. " the ouji
chastised him.
Goku tried to keep from grinning, " Chi-chan's in a GOOD mood today Veggie. She did such a nice thing for me
earlier. " he held tighter, " Something that I bet Veggie's going to be happy about. "
" Uhhhh... " the ouji trailed off, warm fuzzies already beginning to crowd his brain.
" Mmmmmmm- " Goku started to rub the little ouji's back, " Veggiesowarm. "
The group at the kitchen table stared at the sight, un-noticed by the two saiyajin.
" Should we say something? " Gogeta asked Vejitto.
" Son-kun! " Bulma said suddenly.
" Huh? " Goku looked up, " Oh! That's right, dinner! " he wagged his tail, then picked Vegeta up under his arm,
" Come Veggie! Let's enjoy some of your masterful Veggie-dishes! "
" Hmm. " "Kayka" looked over at her Veggie.
" Yes? "
" Hee- " she grabbed him under the arm only to wobble to the side and cause them both to hit the ground, " OOF! Haha,
I guess its harder to do that while we're at the kitchen table, huh! " Goku 6 laughed.
" Oww. " Vegeta 6 twitched, his face smushed into the tiled floor.
Goku 6 pulled him back upright.
" Waaah- "
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" Well, I'm glad THIS day is over. " Vegeta nodded thoughtfully as he strolled out of the bathroom in his pajamas.
Mirai had since taken Goku 6 and Vegeta 6 back to their respective timeline, and dinner along with dessert had gone rather
smoothly with the exception that the ouji felt Goku pausing in the middle of eating to stare at him several times as if
contemplating something. It made him uneasy. Luckily he stopped once they had dessert, (What could he have possibly have
been thinking about that would cause him to stare at me like that) Vegeta tried to shake it off as he entered the bedroom.
His peasant was already laying under the covers and smiling warmly at himi, " Ah, hi. "
" Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. "
" Ah haha. Ha. " Vegeta laughed nervously, walking around to the other side of the bed and getting in, " So? "
" So. "
" How'd you like dinner? "
" It was DELICIOUS, Veggie. Just like all the other meals you make. " Goku happily replied.
Vegeta nodded, flushing red.
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" Veggie, " Goku turned to face him with one of the mushiest expressions the ouji had seen on Goku since he was
rescued. Sweat instantly began to drip down Vegeta's face.
" Yes? "
" Would you like to have a baby together...platonically? "
" NANI? " Vegeta felt like he was going to go into complete shock, " Kakarrotto there is no such thing as
PLATONIC intercourse! Even so such a thing is against one of those baka rules Onna makes you follow! " he sputtered.
" But Chi-chan says its alright. "
" Huh? " he blinked, not completely registering what Goku had just said.
" Chi-chan felt sorry for tricking you about the baby so she says I can break that rule if its to give Veggie a real
baby which Veggie can love and care for. " he explained.
Vegeta uneasily looked around as if this situation itself were some sort of trick hidden camera show, " N--no way.
Onna wouldn't say that. She would never oh-kay such a deed. It's against her very nature! "
" But I heard her say it! I am telling the truth! " Goku pleaded with him, " I also heard how much Veggie wants a
baby but is too shy to ask me so I'm asking him. "
Vegeta stared over at Goku only to have his breath sucked out of his throat when he realized the other saiyajin
didn't have anything on under the covers, (He--he thinks I'm going to agree to this! So he didn't even bother wearing his
boxers to bed) the ouji backed away, his face only reddening further, " Well I don't know who you heard that from but its
obviously incorrect information! I don't want a baby! I can't even get pregnant. I'm a MALE saiyajin! "
" But Veggie number 8 had a baby. "
" ...what. "
" The Veggie in timeline number 8. He got pregnant and had Goggie. If he can have a baby and he's a Veggie, and you
are a Veggie, then that means you can too. "
" NO WAY! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN! " Vegeta sputtered, " If EITHER of us were to act as a seed garden
it would be you! Being a pregnant male saiyajin is easily one of the biggest UKE indicators you could possibly have! "
" ... " Goku was quiet. He frowned, " Does that mean you would be happier if I never broke free of The Rules,
Veggie? " he said sorrowfully.
" NO! " Vegeta exclaimed, trying to hug him but backing off due to the nudity. He pressed the sheets down between
them and then gave Goku a hug, " No Kakarrotto I didn't mean that! "
" Oh Veggie you don't know how lonely it is! There's so many things I wanna say and do and I can't! Having to censor
every little thing you think and say related to a person; it's TERRIBLE! " the larger saiyajin hugged back with even more
intensity.
" I know what its like, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smiled bitterly, " I do that too. "
Goku let go, confused. He whispered, " Why would Veggie do such a thing? It doesn't make any sense to do it to
yourself. I would NEVER impose rules on myself if Chi-chan hadn't imposed them on me. "
" You wanna know why? " Vegeta lowered his voice to an even quieter whisper.
Goku leaned closer.
" I'm afraid. " the ouji said simply, then turned his body so his back faced Goku. He pulled the sheets up further
and snuggled in.
The larger saiyajin lay there, stupified, " "Afraid"?...What's Veggie afraid of? "
" ... " Vegeta was silent.
" Ohhhhhh. " Goku moved closer and reached to hug the little ouji tightly.
" WAHH! DON'T HUG ME FROM BEHIND WHILE YOU'RE NAKED AT LEAST GET YOUR SHORTS ON! " Vegeta panicked, looking over his
shoulder.
" ▫Blink▫Blink▫ " Goku blinked, " But, I didn't wear any to dinner. "
" GAAAH- " Vegeta covered his nose, twitching at the unwanted mental images rolling through his mind, " Then get
your pants on. "
" But its hot up here. "
" J--just do it! "
" Oh-kay. " Goku sadly slipped out of bed and put his gi pants on before getting back under the covers.
(Hmph! A baby...I don't need a kaka-baby I'm fine without one) Vegeta huffed (And I certainly don't need to be
made love to. I don't think Kakarrotto'd call it that blunt three-letter word. He's too mushy. Kakarrotto acts more like
somebody who'd call it "making love" or something of equal mushy-related value) the ouji nervously prattled off to himself
as he tried to fall asleep, finding it hard after the previous conversation, (And if it ever were to happen--which it never
will because both of us have only purely platonic interests in one another--I'd be the one injecting the bodily fluids, not
the other way around)
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" Ouji! "
" Hmm? "
" Ouji wake up! " Chi-Chi poked him as she stood next to the bed where the two saiyajin slept.
" W--wha? " he sleepily opened his eyes, then glanced at the clock to see it read 6am, " OH my-- " he pulled the
covers over his head, " Onna do you have any idea what TIME it is? "
" Yes. It's time for me to take Goku-sa home for breakfast. He was acting weird yesterday evening and I'm getting
worried. "
" I'd be acting weird to if I were told its oh-kay to break "Rule 2". " he muttered, still tired.
" NANI? " Chi-Chi jumped back, " WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! "
The ouji poked his head out from under the covers, intrigued, " You mean you don't know? How very interesting. " he
said, looking around with suspicion, " Kakarrotto told me last night that you had allowed him to break rule number 2 because
you felt sorry for me about the fake baby trick. "
" YOU DIDN'T? " she sputtered in horror.
" Have non-platonic relations? " he chuckled, amused, " Lucky for you Onna, I declined. "
" You're just afraid of being uked by Goku-sa aren't you. " she grinned.
" ... " Vegeta twitched, " That's besides the point! " he folded his arms, still looking tired, " Could you close
those ridiculous blinds over there? "
" Hm, yeah sure. " Chi-Chi grabbed the blinds and closed them shut, darkening the room.
" Ah, much better. " the ouji sighed in relief, " Anyway, I thought it over while laying in bed last night and
decided there could only be two possible reasons why you would agree to allow Kakarrotto to do this; 1) You did it just to
frighten me because you knew I'd never agree to being Kakarrotto's sexual uke. Or 2) You didn't agree to it at all and there
is a third party at work who tricked Kakarrotto into thinking you said yes. "
" Hmmph. I'd think you thought a little better of me, Ouji. I would never put Goku-san's emotional state at stake
just to give you a quick scare. " Chi-Chi said, offended.
" Well, if it wasn't you, and it wasn't me, then there's only one other person it could be. "
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" TURLES! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" Bingo. "
" Hey! Now I remember! He cornered me earlier and asked to record me on what he said was a tape for Gohan's
answering machine! " she said suddenly.
" Ah, he must've recorded himself earlier asking if Kakarrotto could break Rule 2 and then recorded a clip of you
saying "yes" to something. Clever... " the ouji trailed off.
" You think so? "
" Mmm-hmm. " Vegeta nodded, " You know I'm surprised Onna. I thought a trick so simple wouldn't be able to fool YOU."
" That's because maybe I trust YOU less than I trust him. " she replied.
The ouji gawked, " You're kidding? " he paused, then smirked, " I bet the only reason that is is because he looks
exactly like Kakarrotto aside from the tan. "
" Actually its because he greatly decreases the chances of your kakarroujoesque possible future. " she smiled, then
narrowed her eyes, " However I'm going to have to have a talk with him about this little answering machine prank of his.
Keeping you from taking over Goku-san is one thing; but trying to get the two of you in bed together is something completely
different which I don't approve of at all! " Chi-Chi cracked her knuckles.
" YOU'RE going to challange him? " Vegeta snickered at the thought.
" It's not right of him to try and get Goku-san to break the rules like that! I can't just stand by and watch such
things! " she made a fist.
" Heh, this should be interesting to watch. " Vegeta grinned at the idea, " I wonder who would win.. "
" I WOULD OF COURSE! "
" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, ahhh. " he only laughed in reply.
" ... " Chi-Chi twitched.
" That's so foolish of you to do Onna, especially due to the fact that Kakarrotto thinks slightly higher of you now
for "agreeing" to allow him to break one of the rules under a certain condition. " he smirked, then let out a mock sob,
" If Kakarrotto were to learn what you said wasn't true, it would just break his fragile peasant heart! " the ouji proclaimed
overdramatically.
" Hm? " the larger saiyajin said behind him.
" Ah, Kakay, good morning. " Vegeta flopped over to face him while smirking at Chi-Chi, " How'd you sleep last night?
Comfortably platonic I assume? "
" Mmmm- " Goku let out a purr, causing the ouji's face to flush red.
" Haha...yup. There's always that. " he laughed nervously.
" I'm gonna go fishing, Veggie wanna come? "
" Why YES Kakarrotto. I would LUV to come fishing with you. " he said loudly and boisterously with his back turned
to Chi-Chi, who was trying her best not to say anything, " Infact, let's skip getting cleaned up and go right now. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, hopping out of bed and heading for the window which he soon opened, " Oh! Chi-chan!
Goodmorning! " he gushed, giving her a tight hug, " Thank you SOOOOOO much for loosening The Rules! "
" Ohhhhh.. " Chi-Chi felt a thump of guilt.
" Heh- " Vegeta only grinned.
Goku let go of here, " To the river! " he pointed off outside, then blasted off, " Hurry Veggie! "
" HEY! No fair you got a head start! " Vegeta sweatdropped, about to jump out the window and fly after him, then
paused and glanced back at Chi-Chi, " You know Onna, if you DO decide to go after Turles you're only doing me a favor. Maybe
I'll get lucky and the two of you will cancel each other out and there'll be no one left to oppose me! " he laughed wickedly.
" HAH! In your dreams, Ouji! " she snapped as Vegeta flew out the window. Chi-Chi slammed the window shut behind him.
" Hmph! If I can deal with one evil saiyajin then I can easily deal with another. "
3:55 PM 6/9/2005
END OF PART THREE!
Vegeta: If there is a confrontation; I'm not exactly sure which one I'd want to win.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (sighs) It's a shame Onna can't just disappear and Turles won't leave Earth for good.
Chuquita: But if they were gone what would we be left with, Kaka-war-wise!
Vegeta: (grins) :D
Goku: Veggie-time?
Vegeta: Ah--not what I was going to call it, but yes, VEGGIE-TIME.
Chuquita: I'm not quite sure how that would work out...
Vegeta: (muses) I would lounge around outside and have Kakarrotto wrapped platonically around my finger.
Goku: Would there be fish?
Vegeta: Oh! Oh yes, there would be LOTS of fish.
Goku: (licks chops) Cooked, fried, boiled, battered--
Vegeta: (smirks) Being the chef I am, yes. I could create fish-based dishes in a variety of ways for us all to enjoy.
Goku: YAY!...but, I think I would miss Chi-chan and Turles.
Vegeta: No you wouldn't.
Goku: (sweatdrops) ...
Chuquita: And now for the reviewer-replies!
To RyukoVulpix: Babysitting sounds difficult. I have 9 cousins total; all of whom are younger than me, the oldest 4 years
younger and the youngest--a set of twins--were born just last month. Turles's plan was in this chapter, hope you liked it!
To Alastair: So happy you like her! Kayka's fun to write. She probably will have a baby next time she and Veggie 6 show up.
To hieilover135: Happy early birthday:D June's such a big birthday month around here. Poor Veggie and Bulma. They're
trying to find something in common though. Glad you like Turles. No, nothing is going on between those two.
To Piper-sama: Glad you recognized the Dasani comment :D Thanks!
To tea: Aw, I wouldn't get rid of Turles. He's one of the main characters now. Heh, Raditsu wouldn't have let it happen.
Glad you liked Goku. Yeah, it was a surprise to them both.
To GokuGirl: Thanks! Interesting theory. Raditsu probably gets his height and hair from either Celipa's side of the family
or Bardock's mom's since Bardock's dad is from one of the type-3 saiyajin village. I haven't done that much backstory yet for
Celipa so I can't tell.
Vegeta: (nods contently) Kakarrotto being more in a 2nd and a half class would make more sense with his strength.
To Venum: Veggie trusts the kaka-germs now so he doesn't mind not using the repel. Thanks! He does have those doesn't he?
Vegeta: (smirks) I forgot about that...I think I should put those 24 hours to use in the near-future.
To Gokurper:
Vegeta:)
To Gokurper: Thanks!
Vegeta: (wags his tail) Wow, these replies are just full of helpful tips and ideas! (whips out a notepad and writes the
tips down)
To Albino Black Sheep: That he does. Veggie 'n Bulma are trying to at least. :)
To Agent Unstoppable: Glad you liked it! Yup, in the main timeline they're both still alive. Raditsu was brought back
with the dragon balls. :) Hai, he's very confused.
To Dakarne: Glad you like it! Interesting idea. I guess you'd name the new saga after one of the three new enemies?
To Omnimalevolent: Don't worry, Turles is staying. And its only Veggie who really wants to kick him out of Capsule Corp.
Heh, its because they grew up together. Surprisingly, not long. True, she could be a seme to Veggie 6 in all the other
areas. Just look where they're living.
To Wolfcrysta: Sorry about your oekaki. Hope you can fix it. Turles does have a fast internet connection. Glad you like
Piccolo Sr. Yes Veggie is jealous. Enjoy the movie!
To Kat-YaOi Maniac: Glad you liked it! The list was surprisingly easy to come up with. They're definately closer.
That he is. :D
To The Big Boss: Sorry. (sweatdrops). I hadn't planned on having them live together, Turles just tricked Raditsu into helping
him get back into Capsule Corp. Veggie 6 isn't used to the idea of Goku being bigger than him. He'd be in shock to see
Brolli's size.
To orchideater: It's from a song on one of the dbz cds. :) So happy you liked the chapter and Turles's plotting. Hai, poor
Goku. He needs it so badly. True. From how Kayka and Veggie 6 live she must be seme in several areas. Lol! I like the idea
of Veggie trying to delete Turles's computer files. Thank you:D
To Zogeta: Glad you like the kaka-germs:) Hai, Bulma and Veggie seem so far apart now.
Vegeta: (grins at the shirt) Nice shirt!
To Zogeta: I don't know who would be seme there. That's exactly how Brolli'd react to seeing Veggie pregnant with Goku's
baby XD
Goku: (gulps) I do fear needles..
Vegeta: (sweatdrop)
To Brolly mind: So happy you liked Densetsu. Ooh, music videos? They sound fun. Glad you like to story.
Vegeta: (smirks) I like that video featuring me as the winner.
To JustSomeGuy: Yeah, they couldn't help Veggie as much as he thought. Actually Turles doesn't know how to teleport. No one's
taught him how.
Afrodite: So happy you liked the dasani-flavored part. :) And Turles and Raditsu. Bulma definately doesn't take it as
seriously and there's a reason behind that (which'll eventually be revealed). Veggie only sleeps with Goku because he's
still tramatized from being kidnapped by Brolli--which took place around Veggie's bedtime. I'm glad to have Piccolo Sr back
as well. I figured if Piccolo could split form in the saiyajin saga (he's shown doing so in order to have sparring partners)
then he must be able to split Nail and Kami off as well.
To Maria S.: Glad you liked it! Aww, thanks so much! Happy you like the drawings. :) I might try to make an audio clip of
Raditsu's dub voice on the laptop to upload onto da. Also, if you have CN, the redub starts airing Tuesday at 10:30pm,
eastern timezone. :)
To Seto Kaiba's My Babe: Aw, so happy you like my fics. I'll update soon.
To SacredGoggles: True. Especially since Chi-Chi rarely let him do that sort of thing relating to Gohan and he was dead
during Goten's babyhood. Chibi Pan's fun! Ooh, I didn't know that. I guess Veggie sorta won. Nope, Timeline 4 is the one with
the many chibi saiyajins. :)
To draco star home: Glad you liked it. Nope, Kayka didn't see the seed jar.
To Spot and Jenna: Aw, I don't mind. :) Glad you liked the request-doodle! Veggie in victoria's secret XD Heh, Hiei and Vash's fashion show. He still has the cd player. I think Hiei's going to be first. We have a Hot Topic at the mall near where I live. Enjoy your dinner!
To Nekoni: Nope, you're not too late. :) So happy you liked it! Goku's a very fertile saiyajin.
Vegeta: W--well I won't have to clean up anything if I never engage in such activities with Kakarrotto to begin with.
To Nekoni: Glad you liked the bed joke. Poor Veggie was so confused at the meeting.
Vegeta: (gulps at the idea of said skills being natural for him) O.O
To Nekoni: That list was so surprisingly easy to come up with. So ironically true about Kayka and Veggie 6. :) Well, Goku
tried to break Rule 2 but Veggie wouldn't let him. Goku told Veggie about Timeline 8 in this chapter. Veggie hasn't seen any
of Timeline 8 though. They probably can since Kayka's going to be pregnant and if Veggie is one, then yes. It's oh-kay. :)
Goku: Hi!
Vegeta: (gulps, nervous)
Goku: Aww- thank you so much for the wonderful cape! (hugs said cape)
Vegeta: (takes cup of juice off tray) Somehow I'm suspicious about this...
Goku: (sniffs it) Smells normal.
Vegeta: (carefully drinks a glass) ...well, that tastes norma--AAHHH! (flushes red and covers mouth) ...
Goku: (worried) Veggie?
Vegeta: (desperately avoiding eye-contact with Goku) W...water...Need water...must..dilute..beverage! (coughs, slumps back in
his seat with his pupils dialated) ...
Goku: Veggie? (pokes him)
Vegeta: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- (starts to purr)
Goku: Don't worry Veggie! I'LL get you some water! (heads off to the men's room)
Chuquita: (to audiance) See you sometime next week with Part 4 everybody! BYE!
Vegeta: Ka--kaka--KakarrotTO...
