7:08 PM 6/12/2005
By - Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep 32 "Battle Power Times Ten! Vegeta's Great Transformation"
Vegeta: Why you...!
Vegeta: Kakarrotto! How dare you cut my face!
Vegeta: I'll crush you!
Narrator: Vegeta burns with the fury of being wounded.
Narrator: Will Goku be crushed to death?

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Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (hands Veggie a bandaid) There there, Veggie.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops and takes it)
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 4 everybody!
Goku: (is looking forward to uncut eps) Veggie should a-ppear in one of next week's episodes!
Vegeta: (pales) I am infinitely lucky I didn't wear my orange armor and orange gloves when I came to meet you on Earth.
Goku: Aw, I bet Veggie would look nice in orange.
Vegeta: Ah...uh-huh.
Chuquita: I can't wait to see the redubbed uncut eps!
Vegeta: I plan to skip the nude peasant episode myself.
Goku: (sad) Aw..
Chuquita: I especially want to see how they redub Movie 3.
Vegeta: I dislike that movie. But now because of more than just the fact that I wasn't in it.
Chuquita: (is hopeful) I hope this time they give Turles an "evil Goku" voice instead of a "Veggie" one.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) He sounds like ME in the Ocean dub!
Chuquita: Hai. That's why I like his sub voice better, its Goku's sub va voicing him as if he were an evil Goku.
Vegeta: Kakarrotto evil...
Goku: (sits there contently, wagging his tail)
Vegeta: ...nope. Can't see it.
Goku: I luv u, Veggie!
Vegeta: Awwwwwww...
Goku: ♥
Vegeta: (pauses) (bright red) I mean, that's..very..nice..of..you..Kakarrotto. (cheesy grin)
Chuquita: I wonder if they're going to do anymore interviews on the next two uncut dvds? They came out last week.
Vegeta: The interviews were mildly interesting... (smirks) I did like how my va used my semeish Cell Saga self when he did lines in my voice.
Chuquita: I was slightly disappointed in that. I was hoping for Buu saga Veggie. (to Veggie) Whatever happened to that drink you had?
Vegeta: Oh, I got a large glass of water and diluted its lemon-like affects. (motions to gigantic class of water sitting beside the desk, now empty expect for a few droplets remaining at the bottom)
Goku: I kinda missed hearing Veggie purr. It was such a nice re-laxing sound.
Vegeta: And now its over.
Goku:(
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Ah...ANDNOWFORPARTFOUR!
Goku: Veggie?

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Summary: Goku's going to be a grandpa, and Chi-Chi is thrilled; especially after she finds out its a girl. Unfortunately for her, Gohan and Videl are terrified when Chi-Chi offers to be the official babysitter while they're at work, and the couple desperately seeks a babysitter in Pan's grandfathers instead. Meanwhile, Veggie attempts to kick Turles out of his house, seeing his previous "Veggietine's Day" stunt as the last straw. However it isn't going to be that easy. And Piccolo finally meets his father again. But Kami isn't too trusting of Piccolo Sr's appearance, and neither is Dende.

Part 4 Chapter Titles: Fishing l Chi-Chi VS Turles l To Capsule Corp! Piccolos' Journey l Unlikely Help l Veggie's Panic : Part One l Sparring Time l Veggie's Plot to Destroy the Laptop l Goku's Dream l So much for Revenge l What are you doing here? l Sr and Jr's Plan, Revealed! l Veggie's Panic : Part Two l Take a Break l Watch for Red Lights l I think you need a new Pillow l Sparking! l A second chance? l


" OHHHH! " Goku's upper-body emerged from the river, a sad look on his face. Vegeta sat near the edge of the river

still wearing his pajamas and slippers, " Veggie I can't find any fish at all! " he exclaimed, then pouted, " I guess I got

all wet, sweaty, and naked for nothing. "

" ... " Vegeta backed up several feet, " Ah HAHA, HAHAHA. " he let out a forced nervous laugh, then rubbed the sides

of his head, " Even my EARS are playing tricks on me. " the ouji nervously muttered to himself.

" It's so strange, normally there's so many fish living here, they were here yesterday! "

" They probably swam upstream for their mating season. " Vegeta shrugged, then paused to see the larger saiyajin's

eyes widened 5 times over, " ...umm, yeah, haha. Bytheway, yoursisover. "

" If Veggie wants to, we can use Mirai's time machine and talk to Veggie 8-- "

" --I will have nothing to do with the 8th timeline, thanks! " Vegeta huffed proudly, folding his arms, " I'm sure I

had my memories of it deleted for a VERY GOOD reason. "

" But, Veggie 8 is so happy. You should see him Veggie, I've never seen a Veggie that happy before! "

" What makes you think I'M not happy! I'm perfectly happy just look how HAPPY I am! " Vegeta ranted.

" ... " Goku stared at him with concern, " Would you like to come in the water with me? We do not have to talk, we

can just swim around together. "

" No way! If I went in there to swim around with you naked that would be the soapless equivalent to bathing together!

And bathing together is where I draw the line. " he sputtered, breathing heavily.

Goku was silent for a moment, then his eyes began to water, " Veggie's mad at me... "

" No, I'm not mad Kakarrotto I'm not! " the little ouji said, worried, " I'm, just not comfortable being clothesless

with you. "

" You're upset a-bout last night. Veggie's upset cuz of what I asked him last night. " the larger saiyajin sniffled,

sinking deeper under the water.

" Don't say that! " Vegeta cried out, " I just can't...listen I can't protect you from Onna and her baka rules if

I were to be reduced to an uke! You want to travel through outer space with me in the distant future, right? "

Goku nodded.

" Well that can't happen UNLESS I'm able to retain my Seme status. Alright? "

Goku nodded again, " Hai Veggie. "

" Good. "

" Just, at least think about going to talk to Veggie 8, Veggie. " the large saiyajin pleaded with him.

Vegeta was silent for a moment, " Alright. I'll think about talking to him. But if we go and I'm not content with

what I hear, I get to use the brainfreezer as soon as we get back. "

Goku smiled, " Aw Veggie. "

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" ▫STOMP▫STOMP▫STOMP▫STOMP▫STOMP▫ " Chi-Chi stomped down the hall in fury:How DARE he! Taking advantage of my

trusting nature and the fact that he looks like a tanned Goku wearing briefs: she fumed, walking up to Turles's bedroom

door and knocking furiously, " ALRIGHT YOU! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID AND NOW ITS TIME TO PAY FOR IT! "

" Hello? " Turles opened the door and stuck his head out.

" You sneaky Gokuesque audio-recording fiend! " Chi-Chi grabbed him by the collar, " YOU TRICKED GOKU-SA INTO TRYING

TO GET THE OUJI TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HIM! "

" Actually, I only tricked Kakarrotto into thinking it was alright to ask Vegeta-san about it. The fact that he did

go through with it only furthers the truth as to how deep Kakarrotto's love for his "Veggie" runs. " he smirked.

" Yeah, he went through with asking the Ouji, but Goku-san must've asked him as if he himself were going to be seme;

which is why the Ouji told him no. " Chi-Chi folded her arms victoriously.

" Ohh, how disappointing. " Turles frowned, " Can't say I'm not surprised though, Vegeta-san's pride is like a cork

blocking his wine bottle of ukeness from naturally flowing through. " he shrugged.

" Heh, wine bottle of ukeness. " Chi-Chi chuckled, then shook it off, " YOU STOP THAT! I'm trying to unleash my

anger on you for nearly causing a catastrophe of epic proportions and here you are making jokes about the Ouji's obvious

ukephobia which I find entertaining! "

" So? " he cocked an eyebrow.

" SO STOP AMUSING ME SO I CAN STAY MAD AT YOU LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE REVENGE! " she snapped, annoyed.

" Alright, I'll be quiet. " Turles said casually, then simply leaned against the door, his mouth closed.

" ... " ▫

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" Do you have anything you have a particular, fear of, Turles? " Chi-Chi asked sneakily.

He only smirked back.

Chi-Chi twitched, " You can stop being quiet now. "

" Do I look like I have any phobias, Chi-Chi? "

" No.. " she gritted her teeth, " But there's gotta be SOMETHING you're afraid of! Even GOKU-SAN has his phobias! "

she said, then paused, " Is it needles? "

" A simple hospital tool used for extracting blood and injecting medicine into a patient's body. No, I don't find

that frightening at all. " Turles nodded thoughtfully.

" ... " Chi-Chi snorted, " I don't suppose you share the Ouji's worm or slimy-goo fears.. "

" Nope. "

" Ugh! " she stomped her foot, " You HAVE to have SOME kind of weakness! "

" Apparently I don't. "

" Fine. I'll go plot my revenge somewhere else and come back later. " Chi-Chi mumbled, frustrated as she headed back

down the hall.

" Have fun- " Turles said teasingly.

" OOH WHY YOU-- " Chi-Chi whipped around only to have Turles zip back inside and shut his door, " ...hmmph! " she

turned back around, " Something. There's gotta be SOMETHING he's afraid of. Some type of weakness that's been overlooked.

It's not like the Ouji and I have been paying much attention to whatever possible thing could cause Turles's downfall since

we're usually too busy battling each other. He's been here almost a year now! " she said, mentally flashing back to when

Turles had first arrived on the planets with his minions and magical fruit-eating scheme, " OHMYGOD! " Chi-Chi suddenly

gasped, " Ha...hahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh THANK YOU wonderful memory of mine! It's so utterly SIMPLE! "

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" Wow, Earth hasn't changed that much since I was last here. " Piccolo Sr said as he and Piccolo walked through West

City, " At least not the general layout of the cities. "

" It's got to have been at least 20 years.. " Piccolo Jr replied, performing the math in his head. He had since

resplit Kami and Nail off of him before they left the lookout.

" Is Furry still in charge? "

" Surprisingly, yes. "

Sr let out a low whistle, " He's got to be getting up there in age. "

" I'm hoping he retires soon. I've proved myself in the two months I was temporary Ruler of Earth. " Jr nodded.

" Hmm. " Piccolo Sr smirked, " I'd be willing to help you in any plots you have to take over this planet, however I'd

prefer to wait until I'm able to use the dragon balls restore my life. Enma will no longer be a threat to me once I

accomplish that. "

" ▫VRRROOOM▫! " the sound of a car flying down street roared behind the two namekians, " OUTTAMYWAY! "

Piccolo Sr and Jr easily dodged the car.

" Chi-Chi? " Piccolo Jr gawked.

" Who? "

" Son Goku's wife. "

" He's married? " Sr raised an eyebrow, recalling the chibi Goku he'd battled to the death many years ago.

" Married, two sons, and a grandaughter. " Jr replied, " And yet, his appearance is still that of someone in their

mid 20's. "

" Does he still have the dragon radar? " the older namekian asked.

Piccolo paused, " I'm not sure who has the radar. I believe its still at Capsule Corp, that's about 8 or 9 blocks

from here. "

" Perhaps we could pay this Capsule Corp a visit? " Sr smirked, " That way the moment Dende's rested enough to

recharge the dragon balls the faster we'll be able to make that wish. "

" We'll have to go through the back entrance though; to avoid running into the fusions or Turles. Vegeta's ki isn't

there so at least we don't have to worry about him. " Piccolo sensed around.

" Fusions...Turles? " Piccolo Sr looked puzzled, " Who are they? "

" Vejitto and Gogeta are Son Goku's other two sons. "

" He's been married twice then? "

" No, either way its not important right now how they came into existance. I'll tell you back at the lookout. "

Piccolo rubbed his head as if feeling an oncoming headache just thinking about the three saiyajin, " And the simplist

explaination I can give you for Turles would be..and evil version of Goku. "

" He could help us then? "

" No, he's different type of evil. VERY different. " Piccolo Jr said in a forboding way, " I doubt he'll bother with

us though; its his fellow saiyajin he normally reeks havoc upon. " he explained, then changed the topic, " So, what are you

going to do with your second wish? "

" There's TWO wishes now? " Sr said, intergued. He smirked, " Well I suppose we could use the 2nd wish to take over

the Earth...but that would destroy the challanging part of it. Afterall, anyone can make a wish to overthrow a planet, but

it takes skill to do that same task on your own. "

" That it does. " Jr smirked as well, " We have a month or so to think it out. " they were almost halfway to Capsule

Corp by now.

" Amusing how they don't recognize me. " Sr chuckled as they passed through the crowded sidewalk, " They'll remember

soon enough. "

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" ▫BAM▫BAM▫BAM▫! "

" Hm? " Raditsu looked over from where he sat at the kitchen table, taking a snack break from training. He got up

from his seat and walked over to the front door, " Hello? "

" I need your help! " Chi-Chi pointed heroically at him.

" ... " Raditsu sweatdropped, " Goodbye Chi-Chi. " he started to close the door on her.

" HEY NO WAIT! " she exclaimed, sticking her foot out inbetween the door and the doorway, " I need you to help me

take revenge! "

" Is it Vegeta? Because I'm not helping you upset him; I'm on his side. " Raditsu narrowed his eyes.

Chi-Chi smiled, " Actually, its Turles! "

Raditsu's eyes widened in terror.

" ▫SLAM▫ "

" OOOOOOOOOOW! " she let out a cry of pain, then yanked her foot out of the door, " WHAT'S THE IDEA! "

" I'm not involving myself in anything that relates to or involves Turles! You KNOW he creeps me out why don't you

just go ask Gohan for help! "

" BECAUSE Gohan is busy taking care of my grandaughter who will one day aid me in saving Goku-san from that sneaky

little Ouji! "

Raditsu groaned, " Uh-huh. " he opened the door slightly, " Say, why do you want revenge on TURLES anyway? Don't you

usually only battle Vegeta? "

" Turles used a tape recorder and placed my words out of context to lead Goku-san to believe it was alright to break

Rule number 2 with the Ouji! " Chi-Chi huffed.

" Ru---y--you mean, Kakarrotto and Vegeta had-- "

" --they didn't have anything. The Ouji, thank goodness, told Goku-sa "No". "

" Ah, yeah I didn't think Vegeta'd go through with that kind of thing. " he nodded thoughtfully, " Well goodluck

with your revenge. " Raditsu closed the door behind him.

Chi-Chi twitched at the closed door, " Aren't you going to help me? "

" Nope. "

" Ohhhhhhh... "

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" Mmmm- so yummy! " Goku wagged his tail as he sat on the couch next to Vegeta, eating the sandwich the ouji had

made with some of the fish they had leftover from the other day. The two saiyajin had searched the spot for any fish for over

an hour and hadn't found anything. Vegeta recalled the leftover fish and they'd both headed home.

:If I keep his mind off it long enough, maybe Kakarrotto'll forget about wanting to go to Timeline 8 altogether:

the ouji nodded determindly.

" ▫PLOP▫ "

" Huh? " the ouji bolted to attention, his face bright red as he slowly turned his attention to the arm now draped

across his shoulders.

" Veggie. " Goku started to rub the shoulder his hand was on while he finished off his sandwich. He swallowed his

snack, " Veggie makes me smile! " the large saiyajin chirped.

" Ah hahaha..ha. Mo batta le dopi na quencia se misma, Kakarrotto. " the ouji warmly replied.

" Pana de kawa mo ninata du na... " Goku gave the smaller saiyajin a hug.

" ▫PURRRRR▫ "

" ▫PURRRRR▫ "

" Hey guys? " Bulma leaned over the side of the couch.

" Oi Bulma! Tate le nopo Veggie da polay. " Goku whispered excitedly, pointing to the fact that that little ouji was

on his lap while hugging him from the front, " Sa eeo- " he started to rub Vegeta's back to continue the purring sound.

" Umm... " Bulma sweatdropped, " Son-kun, I can't speak saiyago. "

" I have a Veggie on my lap. " Goku said happily, translating.

Vegeta froze in place, his face bright red. He pulled away from hugging Goku and quietly looked down at what he was

sitting on, " ▫GULP▫. "

" Rae sesen itti la peh? " Goku asked quietly while staring at the little ouji with intensity.

The smaller saiyajin quickly struggled off of Goku's lap, then clumsily sat down next to him, " I told you already I

don't want one. "

Goku looked down at his legs and sniffled.

" Is everything alright? " Bulma asked.

" Huh? Oh--:Wait, should I tell her about last night? About Turles tricking Kakarrotto into trying to break one

of the rules? About how Kakarrotto asked me to have nonplatonic intercourse with him? While naked: " sweat began to drip

down the ouji's face, " I'm fine! Really! "

Bulma looked at him, concerned. She bent down and took his hands, " Listen Vegeta, I just want you to know that I'll

support you no matter what. " Bulma smiled.

" GAAAH! Nothing happened between me and Kakarrotto last night! " Vegeta freaked out, his face going bright red.

" Oh! " Bulma blinked, then laughed, " Well that was foolish of me to assume something did, huh? "

Vegeta sweatdropped, looking frazzled.

Goku continued to stare down at his legs :Veggie...:

The ouji leaned over and whispered to Bulma, " There's something I have to tell you, but I can't talk about it with

Kakarrotto right here. "

" Actually I don't think he's really paying any attention to us. " Bulma whispered back, motioning to Goku.

:Are you comfortable with a mental conversation: he asked.

:As much as I can be.: she sweatdropped.

Vegeta took a deep breath :Turles tricked Kakarrotto into thinking that Onna has allowed him to break Rule 2 under

the special condition that I allegedly want to be impregnated by him:

" WHAT! " Bulma exclaimed.

Goku looked over at her, wide-eyed.

Bulma covered her mouth :What: she turned back to Vegeta.

:Kakarrotto feels sorry about that entire "fake baby" incident and now thinks he's allowed to make me feel better

by giving me a real one.: the ouji twitched, embarassed and uneasy.

:OH...is, that why Son-kun was really excited to have you on his lap just now:

:NO: Vegeta practically screamed, horrified :That was just his usual kaka-mushiness coming into play:

:I'm guessing Son doesn't see this as cheating: Bulma blinked, surprised.

:Not when he thinks Onna "oh-kay'd" it. He probably thinks its going to be therapeutic to me: the ouji twitched,

:Why is he acting like he'd be the seme if such an impossible situation were to ever occur, Bulma! WHY:

:Odds are that's the only position Son-kun knows. And its not like you've told him about semes and ukes...:

:You actually expect me to have a talk with Kakarrotto about intercourse: Vegeta gawked incrediously :Do you

have any idea how UNCOMFORTABLE that would be:

:Well you're going to have to say something unless you want him to continue thinking "Seme" is the only role he can

play while--: she paused to see the nervous look on Vegeta's face:--procreating: Bulma smiled weakly.

:N--no. I wouldn't want Kakarrotto to that he would be the seme in the relationship..: Vegeta gulped :Not that

I'm in that type of relationship with him, which I'm not:

:You know I'm not, right:

:Of course Vegeta: Bulma sweatdropped.

The little ouji nodded :I--I'd make the better seme anyway. What with my royal background and unmatched bravery

and courage.: he smirked boastfully, puffing his chest out.

" Hahaha. " Bulma laughed, entertained :We really have to spend more time together.:

" Yeah... " Vegeta smiled. The ouji suddenly let out a gasp as something grabbed his still-naked hand, instantly

informing him that while he had changed into his training uniform from his pajamas, that he had forgotten a few crucial

clothing assessories. He glanced over at Goku.

" I luv u too Veggie. " the larger saiyajin said pleadingly.

" Kak--karrotto, my hand. " the ouji said nervously. Goku gently let go.

" I--I think I better go get my gloves on. " Vegeta stumbled to his feet and headed upstairs.

Goku got up off the couch as well.

" Maybe you should just wait here for him? " Bulma suggested.

" Alright. " Goku sat back down.

She sat down beside him, " Son-kun, have you had any different feelings for Vegeta lately? "

" No. " he replied honestly, " I've always felt the same a-bout my Veggie...for so very long... "

" Are...your feelings against any rules-- "

Goku instantly slapped his hands over his mouth with a shocked and panicky expression on his face. He paused as if

swallowing something, then took a deep breath, " I just want Veggie to be happy. "

The little ouji upstairs pulled his right glove over his tingling hand, then tried to shake the feeling out of it. He

gave up and put his left glove on.

" Do you think Veggie wants another baby, Bulma? "

" I-- " she paused.

: " Are you SURE you don't want to have a third baby together? ":

: " I've just been so busy lately Vegeta and a third baby would take up so much time-- "

" I have time! "

" --And lots of money-- "

" --you have money! ":

" ...think he does want one, Son-kun. But I don't think he wants to be the one who's impregnanted. " Bulma shook her

head, " He's afraid. "

" I wanna help Veggie not be afraid. " the large saiyajin said innocently.

She smiled at him, " It's more complex than that. You can't just solve Vegeta's problems with one simple solution.

As much as I wish it could work that way it can't. The poor guy has so many psychological issues I don't know where to

start! "

" ▫Squeak▫ " the door to Vegeta's bedroom opened and the little ouji stepped out wearing his gloves. He nervously

adjusted them as he made his way down the stairs.

" VEGGIE! " Goku gushed excitedly, leaping across the room and glomping onto him, " Aw Veh-gee- "

" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta acknowledged, his cheeks flushing.

The larger saiyajin whispered to him, " I wanna stay with you forever, Veggie. "

" ... " the ouji's eyes glazed over and he hugged back tighter.

" Now! " Goku chirped, holding Vegeta out infront of him, " Who wants to go have a fun sparring session in the

gravity room? "

" Heh-heh-! Goodluck beating me in there Kakarrotto, high-density gravity is practically my element! " Vegeta said

proudly, wiggling out of Goku's grasp, " Follow me! "

" You got it Veggie! "

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" YAAAAAAAAH! " Vegeta's fist flew at Goku, who quickly dodged and swung to his left. The ouji somersaulted over

Goku and kicked him towards the wall. Goku bounced off said wall using his right foot and flew towards Vegeta, who ducked

only to have Goku teleport behind him and send a kick to the ouji's head. Vegeta tumbled forward several times before sending

a ki blast at Goku while he was rolling upsidedown.

Goku deflected the blast and ran at him. Vegeta grabbed the larger saiyajin by the wrists, then flung him over his

head and onto the floor.

" HAHA! BEHOLD MY CONQUEST! " Vegeta laughed as he hopped ontop of Goku's stomach, then whipped out a little flag

with a grinning Vegeta head on it and plunked it ontop of Goku's belly button.

" ... " the larger saiyajin blinked at him, then smiled and rolled his body over, nearly squashing the little ouji

who'd been sucked underneath him.

" ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHH AHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHHH! " Vegeta let out a barrage of frightened screams, " GETOFFGETOFF

GET OFF! " he wailed, scrambling free.

" D--did I break something? " Goku gulped in fear at the idea of accidentally breaking one of Vegeta's ribs..or his

arm...

" Umm..no. Infact, I'm better now. Yup, all healed up! " Vegeta laughed nervously, then picked up his now-bent

mini-flag, " Ohhhh. I worked hard making this. " he pouted, then perked up, " At least I still have the others! " Vegeta

whipped out several more Veggie-flags.

" ▫WHEW▫! " Goku stretched, contently, " Veggie ready to end the sparring session? I'm kinda hungry. "

" You just ate! " Vegeta sweatdropped.

" Well, yeah, but sparring with Veggies takes a lot out of you. " he nodded tiredly, " Maybe I'll go take a nap. "

Goku's tail flicked about in the air. Vegeta shut the gravity machine off.

" Good idea Kakarrotto. Some rest is just what you need! " Vegeta smiled, patting him on the back as they left the

gravity room. Goku turned the corner and headed upstairs, yawning sleepily, " SIGH. " Vegeta heaved a large sigh, then

paused when he noticed the door to Turles's room was wide open; and Turles himself wasn't inside, " That's, awfully strange.

He never usually leaves the door open like this. " the ouji said, then suddenly smirked, " BWAHAHA! " he laughed wickedly

and entered the room. Vegeta strode up to Turles's laptop and picked it up off the table, " THIS IS THE END, MANIPULATED

DIGITAL AID TO TURLES'S WICKED AND YAOI-INFESTED DEEDS! " he held it over his head and threw it to the ground, smashing the

laptop into millions of pieces, " BWAHAHAHAHAHA--huh! " Vegeta glanced out of the corner of his eye to see the laptop

suddenly back on the desk, completely healthy and in one piece, " NANI? " the ouji looked down at the floor. The laptop he

smashed was no longer there. He re-grabbed it, " TAKE THIS! "

" ▫SMASH▫ "

" HAHA! " he pointed to the object. Vegeta blinked and it was suddenly gone, " ... " he slowly turned back to the

desk-bound laptop, " OHHHHHhhh this is creepy. "

" ... " the laptop sat there.

" No, not the laptop, TURLES'S laptop. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " Well then, if you're not going to let me

physically destroy you, then I have no choice but to DELETE ALL the information on your hard drive. " he threatened

venimously, then sat down in Turles's comfortable wheelie chair and turned the laptop on.

" -Welcome Turles, please enter your password- " the computer's screen read.

" PASSWORD? " Vegeta gawked, then narrowed his eyes, " Hmm..it seems he's been awaiting me to try something like

this. " the ouji scanned the page, " Ah, I bet it's-- "

" ---- "

" EVIL ▫click▫ "

" Welcome Turles! " the computer's screen announced.

" BWAHAHA! Such a simple code to crack! " Vegeta grinned as he waited for the desktop to load. The ouji blinked in

surprise to see the desktop was a picture of an empty type-3 saiyajin village, " I guess he took more than just incriminating

photos when he interupted my "Veggietine's Day" picnic. " Vegeta paused, then smirked, " Looks like someone's as homesick as

I am. Now, let's see... "

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:" ▫PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr▫ " Goku purred contently. He wasn't completely sure where

he was but wherever it happened to be was unfathomably comfortable. Something soft flicked across his chin and the large

saiyajin let out a giggle. It was snuggling tightly against him and let off a warm aura.

" ▫SIGH▫ " a loud happy sigh was heard and Goku recognized the sound. He rubbed his eyes and lifted a blanket up

off him to expose both daylight and a sleeping Vegeta.

" YAY! " Goku exclaimed, then hugged the little ouji tightly.

" Zzzz... " Vegeta continued to snooze.

Goku blinked. He started to shake Vegeta back and forth.

" Zzzzz... "

" VEGGIE! HELLO VEGGIE WAKEUP! "

" Zzzzz... "

" Ohh. " Goku said sadly, " Why won't my Veggie wakeup? " he started to rub the smaller saiyajin's back.

" ▫PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr▫ " Vegeta started to purr in his sleep.

" Aww, as much as I enjoy Veggie-filled dreams, it's not that much fun when Veggie's asleep. " Goku sighed, then

suddenly paused. He looked over at Vegeta.

" Zzzzz... "

" Hmm... " the larger then nervously looked around them to see if anyone was nearby, which they weren't. He gently

leaned forward towards the ouji's face and--:

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" OWW! " Chi-Chi clutched her head suddenly. She paled, " Oooh, something terrible's happening to Goku-sa concerning

the Ouji right now! "

Raditsu glanced out the window at her, " Their ki's are a floor apart, how can anything be happening? "

" Well...it COULD! "

" ... " Raditsu blinked and went back to watching tv.

" Are you SURE you don't want to help me? "

" Gohan. "

" But he's busy looking after Pan-Pan! I can't drag him away from that! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, then sighed, " Maybe I

should just let it pass and avoid trusting Turles from now on. "

" I think that's a good idea. " Raditsu agreed, " I mean, having Vegeta out taking revenge on you isn't really

nearly as dangerous as having Turles do so. As much as I hate to say this, in the realm of "evil" Vegeta's currently a

plush toy compared to Turles. " he flopped on his side, " Vegeta used to be SO much more evil though. I can't begin to imagine

the amount of havoc he's reeked throughout the universe. "

Chi-Chi stood back up, " Well in that case I guess I'll head back to Capsule Corp to keep an eye on Goku-san. "

" Alright, good luck with that. " Raditsu nodded, " By the way, if Turles DOES ask where I am, tell him you have no

idea. " the large saiyajin said.

" Sure. "

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" You know I'm surprised. You'd think with such a large house that there would be more people around. " Piccolo Sr.

observed as he and Jr walked through Capsule Corp.

" There usually are. " Piccolo Jr said, " It would be best if we split up. That way if Bulma catches us we can avoid

trying to explain you being here. "

" I'd rather not be recognized until after I'm safely alive. " Sr said, walking past him, " I'll check her room and

you'll check the lab? "

" Yes. I think I'd run into Bulma more easily in the lab than in her room. " Jr responded and the two namekians

split paths.

" ... " Vejitto and Gogeta sat there on the couch in the living room, peering over the side.

" Jitto, did you just see to Piccolos too? "

Vejitto nodded, " But why would Piccolo be here in split form? "

" Maybe he's playing hide and seek with himself? "

" Hahaha. " Vejitto laughed, " Maybe we should go find out! "

" Oh-kay! "

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" Hmm.. " Piccolo Sr looked around Bulma's bedroom, then at the picture Jr and given him of the dragon radar,

" Where is it? " he twitched starting to get annoyed.

" What are you looking for? "

" ! " the older namekian turned over his shoulder to see Vejitto and Gogeta standing there.

" HI! Say, you're not Piccolo are you? " Vejitto noticed upon seeing Sr's face.

" I'm his father. " Sr said discreetly, then went back to his search.

" WOW, Piccolo's father? I thought you were dead! " Gogeta gasped, then noticed the halo, " Oh. "

Vejitto whispered to the dance fusion, " I wonder if he's trying the same thing our grandparents tried, find the

dragon radar to find the dragon balls and wish themselves back? "

" Yes. " Sr said.

" ? " the two fusions looked up.

" Just because I'm older than the Piccolo you know doesn't mean I don't have the same super-hearing ability. " Sr

told them. He paused, " You're not going to tell anyone I'm here, are you? "

" Not if you don't want us to! " Gogeta chirped.

" And as long as you don't do anything bad! " Vejitto added.

" Hmm.. " Sr sweatdropped, " Would you happen to know where the dragon radar is? "

" Not really. " Vejitto blinked.

" You can't use it anyway right now cuz the dragon balls are inactive! " Gogeta chimed in.

" I know that, I just want to have it so that I can get started on my search the moment they are. " Sr said

determindly.

The two fusions blinked at him.

" I don't sense any other nearby ki's. I'm going to check on my son. " he turned and left the room.

" Goodluck? "

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" Uhhhhhh... " Vegeta trailed off in glowing bright red shock as he deleted each picture in the folder. They weren't

just pictures taken when he and Goku were on Bejito-sei; there were also pictures of them performing everyday tasks that

while to them seemed perfectly normal, when seen from an out-of-body perspective looked frighteningly, " Non-platonic. " the

ouji squeaked out, " I could swear...if it were any two people besides Kakarrotto and I, I, I'd say they were falling in

love, WHICHWEARENOT because it IS Kakarrotto and I meaning that we simply platonically enjoy each other's platonic

company. Haha, hai. " the frazzled ouji completed deleting every one of the photos, with the exception of the empty village

photo Turles was using as his desktop, " I can't site you on that. Even I miss my real home. " he said to the

nonexistant Turles in the room.

:It's good that you've gotten rid of all the incriminating photos...but: Nango spoke up.

" Yes? "

:What if he's stored them online? You know in one of those online accounts; the kind that give you your own

website space:

" ...how do YOU know about the internet? " Vegeta blinked, confused, " I've never heard of such types of accounts? "

:Bulma was talking about it at her meeting; you know, the one that got really complicated halfway through.: the

tail replied.

" Oh, that. " the little ouji still felt downtrodden about not completely understanding Bulma's speech. He perked

up, " Well then! Let's go delete Turles's files AND his account! Or accountS. He may have more than one. "

:Let's hope not.: Nango sweatdropped.

Vegeta double-clicked the internet icon.

" -Welcome 3 Turles-Sama 3- " the screen's main window displayed.

" How come I don't have my own e-mail address? " Vegeta pondered.

:Because Kakarrotto doesn't own a computer: Nango reminded him.

" Ah, yes. " the ouji smiled and nodded, " Now let's see..."Would you like to delete your account and all files

in connection to it?" Heh-heh-heh, I think we ALL know the answer to that-- " he moved the mouse towards the big red

"DELETE ACCOUNT FOREVER" text.

" ▫PING▫ "

" ▫PING▫ "

" ▫PING▫ "

" Nani! " Vegeta blinked. Turles had just been im'd by three seperate people; all of whom had their names followed

by the name of the magazine company's title at the end.

" -Turles?- " the im on top read.

Vegeta set his fingers on the keyboard and typed, " -Turles isn't here. His account has been hijacked by The Great

and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji. You SHALL halt all future editions of your impilicitious magazine or I shall be forced to

delete ALL the photos stored on Turles's account!- " he sat back in his seat with a smug smirk on his face, " There, that'll

show them. "

One of the other im's pinged, " -Implicitious isn't a word.- "

" -QUIET YOU!- " the ouji snapped, typing back. He turned back to the first im, " -So? Do you agree to my terms?- "

" -No.- "

" Then say GOODBYE TO YOUR PHOTOS-- "

" -We all have backup copies Turles sent us!- XD "

" ---WAHH! " Vegeta fell over, twitching, " ERRR, CURSE YOU ALL! "

" -BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-

Vegeta whimpered slightly, then got his angry face on, " AAAAAAAARGH! " the ouji punched a hole through the monitor,

then yanked his arm back out and stormed out of the room, slamming the door shut. He paused and re-opened the door to see

the monitor now completely unharmed, " ...AAAAAAARGH! " he re-slammed the door, then stiffled a sniffle, " Why can't I win!"

the little ouji rubbed his eyes, waddling down the hall, " I can't believe this I actually feel like I need a hug! " he

groaned in embarassment. He suddenly paused two doors down from Turles's room and narrowed his eyes at the door. The ouji

whipped open the door, " I DEMAND YOU RETURN ME TO "UNQUESTIONABLE SEME" STATUS! "

" Hi Veggie! " Chuquita waved happily, " Umm, fourth wall. " she pointed to the door.

" I want my unquestionable semeness back! " the ouji pouted stubbornly.

" ...I can't just give it back to you. " she sweatdropped, " Besides I fixed the "Fic 100" Level Climax to your

liking. "

" Yes, and I am thankful for that. "

" ... " ▫

" ... " ▫

" PLEASE GIVEMEBACKMYUNQUESTIONABLEULTIMATESEMESTATUSANDGETRIDOFTURLESFOREVER! "

" Veggie I can't do that! Sending you back to "Unquestionable Seme" status would leave a super-huge plothole in your

wake! " an even larger sweatdrop appeared on the girl.

" So? Even Toriyama had super-huge plotholes! " Vegeta exclaimed.

" No. We can't go back to it being completely "Unquestionable". Besides, Turles is so well-liked. He wouldn't just suddenly disappear forever. " Chuquita nodded, then smiled sadly, " I'm sorry Veggie. "

Vegeta sniffled, " Ohhh. Alright then. " he waddled out of the room and closed the door.

" Hello Vegeta dear. " Bunni said cheerfully, walking by carring a handful of clean laundry.

" I AM NOT AN UKE! " Vegeta snapped, his voice unstable.

" ? " Bunni cocked an eyebrow at him, then perked up, " Whatever you say sweetie. " she continued on her way.

Vegeta walked into the living room, passing Piccolo Jr with the dragon radar in his pocket, " Hello Piccolo. "

" Vegeta. " Piccolo nodded cooly, heading for the backdoor.

The ouji walked up the stairs, Piccolo Sr walking down them, " Hello Piccolo. "

" Earthling lifeform. "

" ... " Vegeta paused in mid-step, utterly confused, " Waitamini--uhh... " he blinked, then rubbed his eyes, " Ohh,

I truely think I'm going crazy sometimes. " the ouji headed for his bedroom, " Perhaps a nice short nap will clear my head. "

he opened the door to his bedroom only to reveal Goku laying on the ouji's bed half-naked and sleep-making-out with one of

the pillows. The orange pillow. Vegeta's orange pillow.

" ... " ▫

" ... " ▫

Vegeta's bottom left eyelid twitched, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NA BATTE LO QUEN TATENOOOO! " he wailed, spinning around

and falling overdramatically to his kness, a spotlight hovering over him.

Mirai walked down the hallway, passing Vegeta'd overdramatic display followed by the open-door to the ouji's room

revealing Goku's sleep-making-out-session with Vegeta's pillow. The demi-saiyajin sweatdropped.

" I really need to get out more. "

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" YAAAAAAAH! " Brolli let out a kick as he did his warm-ups in the training room of his new Capsule House, " Heh,

the Sparking Tournament is merely months away, Kyohaku! " he grinned, " I can't wait to do battle again! "

:Yeah, you know Brolli, I've been meaning to ask you something: his tail said.

" Fire away. " the densetsu threw several punches into the air. He had experimented with punching bags only to find

there didn't exist a single punching device on Earth that he couldn't destroy with a single light hit to it; which both made

him proud at his strength and disappointed at the quality of training equipment Earth had to offer.

:I was thinking, maybe you should take a break from dating for a while: Kyohaku said cautiously.

" Why? "

:Well, I think you're still a little upset over losing Vejita to Kakarrotto and its affecting your dating choices:

" It has NOT! I'm completely over Vejita-chan! Vejita is doomed to a life of Kakarrottodom and I could care less. "

he huffed.

:All the girls you've dated so far have been short, brunette, and had names that start with V:

" They have not! " Brolli stomped his foot, then quickly went through the list of his dates names only to sweatdrop

a moment later, " Aww dammit. " the densetsu sweatdropped, realizing his tail was right, " Fine. I'll stop searching for a

mate until I've gotten Vejita completely out of my system. Besides there aren't any women on this planet with ki powerful

enough anyway. I'll wait til I find a spaceship and leave the solar system to go looking for a mate. "

:Good move: Kyohaku smiled, agreeing.

" Besides, " Brolli smirked, " I have much more important things to focus on; like destroying that sickening

Kakarrotto once and for all. "

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" ▫VRRRRROM▫ " Chi-Chi slammed her foot on the gas as she drove off back to West City. She checked the clock on the

car, " Errr...I couldn't have been gone THAT long! " she sensed around for Goku's ki again only to gasp when she recognized

Vegeta's practically in the same room; and Goku's ki was giving off what felt like a romantic aura, " AAHH! " Chi-Chi cried

out, " OHHH OUJI I SWEAR IF YOU'RE UP HERE DOING THINGS TO MY GOKU-SA--PLATONICALLY OR OTHERWISE--RIGHT NOW I'LL-- "

" ▫WEEE-OOO▫ ▫WEEE-OOO▫ ▫WEEE-OOO▫ "

" --huh? " she blinked, then looked in her rearview mirror and just realized she'd went through a red stoplight; and

a police car was coming after her, " ...ohhh! Kuso... "

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" Zzzz..mmmm...ZZzzz...MMMMmmm.. "

" Son-kun? "

" Zzzz... "

" Son-kun? " Bulma lightly prodded Goku in the back of the shoulder while Vegeta stood safely behind her, still

shellshocked from a combination of Turles's photos and seeing Goku kissing the ouji's own pillow in his sleep.

" Hm? " Goku stirred.

" Son-kun its time to wake up. " she said quietly.

The large saiyajin licked the pillow.

Vegeta's body went into frightened spasms behind Bulma.

" Shh, I'll buy you a new pillow I promise. " she smiled over her shoulder comfortingly at the ouji. Vegeta nodded

and hugged her tightly.

" Ohhh! " Goku said suddenly.

" EEP! " Vegeta clutched tighter, " WAKE HIM UP! QUICKLY BEFORE HE GIVES AWAY THE NAME OF WHOMEVER HE'S DREAMING

ABOUT WHICH IS CERTAINLY NOT ME! " the ouji panicked.

" You seem more paranoid than usual...did something happen? " Bulma asked him.

" ...I might've taken a small peek at Turles's collection of photos for that magazine he's now sending stuff into. "

the ouji twiddled this thumbs nonchalantly.

" Yes? "

" WHILE they were still on his computer. "

" ... " Bulma sweatdropped, " Vegeta you can't go logging on to other people's computers, that's an invasion of

privacy. How would you like it if someone were to sneak into your room and read your private typewriter-written

action/adventure story! " she exclaimed.

Vegeta stood there for a moment, " They'd say "WOW, not only is he handsome, unparalleled in strength, AND a genius,

but that Vegeta is some author!". "

" ... " an even larger sweatdrop appeared on Bulma's forehead, " You're off in your own little world sometimes,

aren't you? "

" Yes.. " Vegeta's cheeks flushed embarassingly, " But it's comfortable there, and relieves stress. "

" What I think you could use is a nice long nap to relieve your stress. One, because its not healthy for you to be

so on edge; and two, because you'd be a lot less susceptable to Turles or Chi-Chi's plots if you're well-rested. " she

instructed.

" Alright. " the ouji nodded, then glanced over at Goku for a moment. His whole face flushed red, " You wouldn't mind

if I take my nap in your bed, would you? "

" It's no problem at all. " Bulma laughed, then went back to lightly poking Goku, " Son-kun? "

Vegeta waddled out of the room and down the hall to Bulma's, still frazzled.

" ▫YAAAAAAAAAAAW--ack!▫ " Goku's eyes flew open when he yawned and almost inhaled half of the pillow in the process,

" ▫Blink▫blink▫ Gaaah- " the larger saiyajin spat the pillow out, then gasped when he realized who's it was, " Oooh, Veggie's

not going to like that. "

" Don't worry about it. I told him I'm going to get him a new pillow. " Bulma replied.

" OOH! Can I help you pick out a pillow for Veggie, Bulma! " Goku gushed, " A big puffy comfortable pillow for

Veggie to rest his lil Veggie-head on! " he clasped his hands together.

" That's a good idea...but for now, let's just let him rest. " she picked up the orange pillow, " You can help me

clean this off if you'd like. "

" Sure! "

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" ▫SIGH▫ Well that was close. " Chi-Chi muttered as she staggered up to the front door of Capsule Corp with her

warning notice, " I really have to be more careful. " she sighed, then opened the door to find Goten and Trunks sitting there

on the living room couch staring wide-eyed at the tv, " Hey Goten! Trunks! Who's winning? " Chi-Chi smiled tiredly, coming

inside only to notice the ps2 controllers on the ground, " Hm? " she peered past them to see the screen.

" --a tournament so challanging only the strongest and most skillful fighters make it to the finals! " the Budoukai

Announcer was on the screen, " That's the "Sparking" tournament. All participants are to sign up upon arrival. Discounts

are available for all former finalists. We look forward to seeing you! "

" ... " Goten turned slowly towards Chi-Chi, then glomped her excitedly, " PLEASEKAASANPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE! " he

gushed, " PLEASE LET ME ENTER! "

" Umm...this is kinda of off-guard. " she sweatdropped.

Trunks smirked, " I'm entering. "

Goten blinked at him, then turned back to Chi-Chi, " But Trunks is entering! "

" Can I think this over first? "

" ...I guess. " the demi-saiyajin said.

" Good. " Chi-Chi put the slip away in her pocket, " I'm going to find your Toussan. " she sighed and headed down

the left hallway towards Goku's ki to find him and Bulma in the laundry room sitting on two chairs opposite the washing

machine.

" I didn't mean to scare Veggie honest I didn't! "

" Not your fault...what WERE you dreaming about anyway? "

Goku folded his arms in puzzlement, then unfolded his left arm and touched his forehead in puzzlement, " You know I

really can't remember? You 'n Veggie woke me up in the middle of it and I never remember my dreams if they get interupted. "

" I got a speeding ticket because you were dreaming! " a humongous sweatdrop appeared on the side of Chi-Chi's

head as she appeared in the doorway.

" Hi Chi-chan! " Goku waved happily to her.

" Hi Goku-san. " she waved back, then looked around curiously as she came inside, " What are you doing in here? "

" We're washing Vegeta's pillow. " Bulma motioned to the washer.

Chi-Chi bent down to see the glass window on the side of the machine, " He sleeps with his head on an orange

pillow. Lovely. " she dryly remarked, then paused, disturbed, " Wait, where IS the Ouji? Hasn't he been Goku-san's shadow

for the past couple months or so? "

" Veggie's napping in Bulma's room. " Goku nodded, " He's not feeling well. " the large saiyajin sniffled at the

thought of it:I hope Veggie'll still want to go visit Timeline 8 with me...:

" "Not feeling well" as in "The Ouji as a physical illness like a cold or the flu". Or "Not feeling well" as in

"The Ouji's had a major shot of anti-egotisticalness and fears he's losing the battle against me and or Turles". "

" The second one. " Bulma replied.

" Oh. " Chi-Chi said casually.

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" I think I'll go check on the Ouji and see how he's doing-- " she grinned, turning around.

" --NO CHI-CHAN DON'T! " Goku cried out, grabbing her from behind.

Chi-Chi looked up at him incrediously, " Are, you trying to STOP me? "

Goku nodded ferociously. A sad pout still on his face, " Bulma told me when I woke up that Veggie's having

conflicting emotional problems where his Veggie-pride and his soft inner Veggie-squishiness are battling each other and.. "

Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow.

" Well I didn't phrase it like that. " Bulma laughed nervously, " It's more he feels that because of his status as

The Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji that he should be the one in charge of his and Son-kun's platonic relationship. On

the other hand its very stressful for him because due to that status he also can never really "let his hair down" so to

speak. Relaxing and letting Son-kun take charge for a while--to Vegeta--would mean he'd be failing and a disappointment and

most of all, he'd need to be taken care of like an uke and looked after instead of leading. Vegeta's afraid if he were to

try out being the "platonic uke" that he might enjoy it, and his pride would never be able to live that thought down. "

" Ahh. " Chi-Chi nodded, " Never thought I'd say this but poor Ouji. " she frowned.

Goku sniffled and rubbed his nose.

" He's an uke who's been pressured into being a seme! " she said happily.

" WAAAH? " Bulma fell over. She got to her feet, " No that's not what I meant at all! Vegeta just has problems with

intense comfort because it makes him feel vulnerable. It's a backlash effect from him growing up enslaved by Freeza! It has

nothing to do with his position. "

" That is why we're letting Veggie cool down for a while. " Goku added, " Once he gets all his Veggiethoughts in

order he'll be back to normal and we can reward him with a brand new pillow! "

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" YAAH! HOOO! HAAAAAA! " Vegeta through several punches in the air as she stood before the mirror in Bulma's room

while in ssj2. The ouji puffed out his chest heroically and let out a threatening growl, then grinned and wagged his tail,

" Hahaha- now THAT'S the proud saiyajin no ouji I know! " he nodded contently.

" Hey Toussan? "

" Eh? " Vegeta looked over to see Trunks standing in the doorway, " Yes my son? "

" The Tenkaichi Budoukai people, they're having a new tournament called Sparking and it looks really challanging and

fun...can I enter? "

Vegeta's eyes widened, " A new tournament... "

" Please? " Trunks grinned cheesily.

" Hm. " Vegeta got on a serious face, " Yes Trunks, you may. But on one condition! "

" Hai? "

Vegeta smirked, " I get to enter too. "

The chibi grinned, " YAY! Oh thank you Toussan! " he glomped Vegeta quickly, then dashed out of the room, " Oh man

I can't wait to tell Goten! I knew it! "

A smile appeared on the Ouji's face. He clasped his hands together, " What wonderful luck! A chance to regain my

pride on the field of battle AND have a million people including Kakarrotto see me do it! " he then smirked, " Forget

sobbing over Turles's indestructible laptop; I have TRAINING to do! "


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THE END!

Chuquita: And thus ends the fic!

Vegeta: Shorter chapter than usual.

Chuquita: 48kb before replies...at least its not super-huge:)

Goku: YAY! New tournament!

Chuquita: Not only that but both Brolli and Turles are entering this one as well as the rest of you.

Vegeta: (pales)

Chuquita: And on that note, we're off to the reviewer-replies!

To BlackDragonFury: Good to hear from you again :D Veggie's still a little shaken up right now, but he will visit Timeline 8.

Probably in the next fic before the Tournament begins. Everyone does keep trying to mess with poor Goku's head. :( He needs

to figure out what HE wants. Hee- I replied to the ID part on DA. :) I'd like to be glomping or hugging him.

To Venum: Veggie could definately beat Turles in a videogame battle. Yeah, that one section of Part 3 was a little closer

than usual.

Vegeta: (grins) I admire your support for my natural semeness!

To RyukoVulpix: Yup! Mirai created that timeline as well :) Wow...that would make a LOT of timelines... Glad you like

Turles's evil schemes. More on Piccolo Sr will be revealed in an upcoming fic. Veggie's so creative isn't he? XD At least

Bulma has a theory on Vegeta. If only he'd sit down and let her evaluate him. Turles looking so much like Goku confused

Chi-Chi. Thanks! Ah, thank you for the help on the Sonic names. I always thought he was originally Dr Eggman...

To Afrodite: Glad you liked the twists! There's so many things going on in Goku's mind that the others aren't aware of

because he's censored by the rules. Aw, thanks. I like connecting the fics like that :)

To Kat-YaOi MaNiAc: Sorry the tape didn't work out for Turles. :D If it were going to I definately would've put up a warning

sign somewhere. The thoughts and words are funny XD Veggies.

To draco star home: Aww, so glad you like the Geta Comicstrip remake! I had fun drawing it and then comparing it to the older

version. :)

To The Big Boss: Yeah, that part went a little deeper than I expected. Sorry 'bout that. (sweatdrops)

To tea: Glad you liked it! Its because he's so Gokuish and because he also thinks Goku is a seme. Goku thought Veggie wanted

a baby and thought it'd make Veggie happy if he asked. Happy you liked Veggie 6 and Goku 6. Turles's Goku-ish appearance

kind of dampened Chi-Chi's plan for revenge.

To Piper-sama: I'm not quite sure how Goku thought that part out. Yeah, Chi-Chi's lightened up recently. Even she missed

Veggie somewhat while he was kidnapped. You can get your password back by filling out something on the login page. You just

have to know your account's mailing address. Happy early or belated Birthday then! Yeah it is the saiyajin saga. Goodluck

with Finals. :)

To GokuGirl: So happy you liked it! Yeah, I did notice that.

Vegeta: (grins) What I say about that is its a sign that Kakarrotto's finally realized that not only are Onna's rules

ridiculous and nonsensical, but that only I, his ruler and platonic-seme, can truely care for him and his peasant-needs.

Goku: (blink) ?

To Albino Black Sheep: So glad you liked it:D

To Maria S.: Timeline 8 was originally from a fic-challange that I wrote 2 years ago. It not even being on the site blends

in with the fact that it was so mysterious a timeline for a while. I can't wait to see the rest of the Birthday Bash:D

To SupersayiankingTommy: Glad you liked the chapter! I'll try to update soon.

To PiccoloDiamao: Happy you like the Piccolo Subplot. Their subplot continues in a future-fic as well. :)

To Zogeta: Veggie is so very stubborn isn't he?

Vegeta: Any help with my semeness is vastly appreciated. (nod)

To Zogeta: Glad you liked the chapter and subplot. Heh, Veggie was a little shocked, that's all XD Glad you enjoyed Turles's

plots as well.

To JustSomeGuy: Yes, Chi-Chi does have a problem. Veggie's denial and stubborness are pretty much all that was stopping

such a thing from occuring. If it was going to occur I'd have a warning sign before the scene. :)

To Orchideater: Heh, there'd definately be a warning sign if I were going to have Goku and Veggie break Rule 2. Veggie's

very jealous of his counterpart getting a female Goku. Happy you like the explaination.

To Omnimalevolent: So happy you like Turles! Hai, the heart-symbols don't show up in the review boxes for some strange

reason. That he has. :D Glad you enjoyed the chapter! Possibly.

To Alastair: So happy you enjoy the fic. Ooh, such cool names for Kayka's baby. :) We'll see the baby eventually. Yes, she

really does. She couldn't even bring herself to continue on with the revenge because of his Gokuesque features/voice.

To dakarne: Glad you liked it!

To Wolfcrysta: Hai, Veggie's jealous of Veggie 6. It's that easy when he looks near-identical to Goku. XD Kami still

doesn't trust Piccolo Sr because of the things he's done. Goku can be easily tricked sometimes because he's so trusting.

Chi-Chi tried to figure out a way to get back at Turles. Aw, hope you do find a way to fix your oekaki.

To Brollysmind: Glad you liked it!

Vegeta: Ah, ice-cream. :) (looks up) Kakarrotto was merely confused, that's all. Turles tricked him.

To Seto Kaiba's My Babe: Glad you liked the chapter! Chi-Chi's gonna be ok.

Chuquita: And that wraps up the fic! (waves to audiance) See you sometime next week with the start of the Sparking

tournament!

Vegeta: I bet I can win this time!

Goku: It's named after a new game coming out this winter :)