A/N: Wow. Its been forever since I last updated anything. I'm in a writing mood again. So here you go. 3

Chapter Two: Love of the Rubber Duckies

"Rolanda, this had better be impo-" but when Severus saw the rubber duckies, he stopped talking at once, and rushed over to them.

"I told you you wouldn't want to miss it." Rolanda said with a wink.

"But..." he had a huge grin on his face. "Why would you show me the rubber duckies? Why me...and no one else?"

"Because I'm in love with you, silly goose." she hugged a rubber ducky.

"R-really? But why? I'm a miserable...bitter...old..."

"I know there's some good in there, Sevvy darling."

Severus unexpectedly flung his arms around her. "Thank you."

"Wow. I should get you gifties more often, huh? How 'bout a tap-dancing flamingo?" her face went purple with happiness.

"That would be glorious." he said dreamily.

-

Lily Potter was in the kitchen, making pancakes for her overweight son, Dudley. She was sick of him. She was sick of making food. She was currently making French toast for Dudley and James. James...she looked at him. He was busy wrestling with a flying cow. What an idiot.

"HURRY UP, WOMAN!" yelled Dudley.

Lily sighed. "I'm working on it, ickle Dudders." she tried to sound cheerful.

"YOU'D BETTER BE!"

Why couldn't James have just gone with Sirius and Remus? She wouldn't have to put up with all this crap. She finished making French toast and gave some of it to Dudley.

Well, at least she could live in the Muggle world. Which meant she was safe from the rubber ducky thief! She left James' French toast on the counter. "I'M LEAVING YOUR FRENCH TOAST ON THE COUNTER, VERNON!"

Lily went to go take a bath with her rubber ducky. Rubber duckies were the only reason she was still willing to live...

-

Voldie sat in his fluffy pink armchair wearing his bunny slippers, staring at his pool that he filled with rubber duckies. "I wonder what It'd be like to swim in there..." he said to himself.

"Voldie darling! I managed to steal some more rubber duckies for you!" it was Lucius Malfoy.

Voldie gasped. "Really? Just for me?" he kissed Lucius on the cheek. "Thank you so much!"

Lucius threw the rubber duckies into the pool. "I'd do anything, just to see a smile on your face."

"To see you with these eyes, just that, is enough to get a smile from me, Lucius."

Lucius kissed him. "I love you, Voldie."

"I love you too, Lucius."

"Voldie, would you join me in swimming in this pool of rubber duckies?"

Voldie gasped, and started crying from happiness. "Lucius! I couldn't ask for a better woman than you! I should love to, more than I'd love to do anything!"

And so they did.

Yaay slash xD Well, I think they make a good couple. What do YOU think? XP Tell me IN YOUR REVIEW. Hintishnessism