By: Capybara

B:4-6-05 E:

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.

A/N: Okay, I'm not sure if this needs an explanation or not, but I was trying to get to sleep a couple nights ago, when all of a sudden I had a sudden inspiration—and thus this group of poems was born. I can't write poems at all, but I like to pretend I can.

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A Few Words to My Dear Colonel:

A poem from First Lieutenant Hawkeye

To

Colonel Roy Mustang


Everyday, I see you

Staring out the window at something only you can view

Maybe you're seeing your goals; your dreams

Or maybe it's something I'd rather not know.


My friends envy me; they think you're really cute

I scoff and say it's you I'd like to shoot

Still, I can't help but silently agree with them

But that's more than I'm going to share.


You always get yourself into dangerous fights

But somehow you always set it to rights

Though I can't help thinking:

Why do you still think you're useful in rain?


My dear colonel, you drive me insane

Prancing about, playing your stupid games

You make me think that leashes

Should be standard issue.


I do respect you, and for you I'd die

I know it's crazy, so don't ask why

Maybe it's your charm

Or maybe you've got me hypnotized.


That's my job--to keep you in line

And you think you're so mighty fine

And though I'd have to admit it too

That won't stop me from harping on you.


And God forbid you should shirk

Any of the three tons' paperwork.

For, my dear colonel, I've got a pistol

And I assure you that it is going to hurt.

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A/N: My attempt was pathetic. Hideously so. Oh well, tell me what you think. I don't mind flames, and in fact, they may finally help me convince a friend of mine that I CAN NOT WRITE POETRY!

Oh yeah, and just because I have to murder another type of poetry, here are these (For once they're not about Roy OR Riza! 'Tis a miracle!)

Effortlessly

Does

Whatever is

Against

Roy's

Direct orders


Always

Loves

Protecting

Helpless

Organisms that

Need

Some

Encouragement