Yo, howdy-ho, and good morin' to ya!
Please forgive me, skool was really bad and mean to me, and my homework and projects liked to slap me in the face.
Wait! What are you doing with that block of cheese? NO! IT BURNS US!
hehe, I like Golem jokes….Lord of the Rings were good.
Dis: Yes! I have ownership of Invader Zim! ...What's that?…I don't! I'm sad now…
Chapter 3: Stolen!
When we last left our brave heroes, they were walking, hopping, being dragged and tumble-weeding in the hot desert. This desert with its hotness and sandy-ness caused many of our favorite members to complain. Such as…
"Water! Need water!...and music…MUSIC!"
"Shade! My Big Head screams for shade!"
"I'm burin' like a monkey!"
"Never in all my days of tumbling have I seen the great yellow tumble weed so burny!"
Cree being the semi-smart girl she was could not help but notice one voice missing.
Using her amazing skills of counting, she only pointed out four peoples.
She lifted Zim's mechanical legs that she had been dragging to see that they were missing its owner.
In other words, Zim was gone.
'Oh dear' thought Cree.
Meanwhile…
Zim seemed to be having an off day.
First he had come up from the labs to see that The Dib had some how gotten into his base.
Then he was zapped to this horrible place full of sand and sun. Then that awful Cree beast knocked him out and dragged him in the sand.
Luckily he was able to unhook his spider legs from his pak, and was then able to run off.
After a few miles of running, he came across a large iron fenced area.
Upon the gate was a yellow sign reading 'Government Area Keep Out!'
"The gov-or-mint?" Zim pondered, "What are they?"
"Hey! Let me go! I found this stuff on my property! It's rightfully mine dog-gone-it!"
Zim turned to see two large men with bald heads dragging a complaining man holding pieces of metal to his chest.
Quickly hiding behind a large rock (A/N: That I think just popped out of no where 0-o)
Zim watched as one of the men dragging the so called metal-owner opened the gate.
"Come on Bill," pleaded one bald headed man, "Let's not go through this again."
The one named Bill simply grumbled and clutched the metal tighter as they dragged him into the large tin building on the other side of the fence.
On the way through the door, Bill dropped one of the pieces of metal but didn't seem to notice as the door slammed shut.
Curious, Zim looked closer at the odd pipe-shaped metal, which in fact looked a lot like Gir's arm.
"That Earth-monkey stole Zim's robot's body?" yelled Zim, "This will not go without revenge!"
Using his spare mechanical legs, he jumped over the fence and onto the tin roof of the building.
(A/N: Always come prepared with spares my children -.-)
"Excuse me red-headed one?" asked Bobby-lu, "If the green one contains the magical cupcake you speak of, then why do we go the opposite way of him?"
"Because," Stated Cree, "I am thirsty, tired, and hungry and we need to be living if we are to find Zim again."
"I understand…." Said Gir in a creepy way behind them.
"Indeed" agreed Cree.
As they came closer to town, Cree picked up Gir and put him on her head.
"What are you doing?" asked a confused Dib.
"What do you mean?" said Cree, "This is my new talking and giggling hat!"
"I come in three different colors!" chimed Gir.
"Oh I get it," said Dib, "your using him as hat so he won't be noticed!"
"Ummm…no this is really my hat…" said Cree while pointing at Gir.
"I also come with cheese!" stated Gir.
Dib backed away a few steps.
That is the end for now, hoped you liked it, and hoped it made you laugh!
Chapter 4 is coming soon! This story will eventually be finished.
Please R&R! For reviews are yummy and tasty like poptarts!
