Disclaimer: Don't own it. Duh.

A/N: Here goes the accompanying poem to the Al one. It's shorter. And doesn't rhyme as well. Too bad.

I'm Not Obsessed!

A poem by Edward Elric

First of all, I'd like to say: I'm not obsessed with my height!

I do not lie about it; I do not get into fights

I'm quite content with my measurement

It's not my real height—I swear my knees were bent!

I always to my best to look small

I'm just pretending, that's all

Girls dig the shorty!

(Though I'm not, I told you already!)

I absolutely do not own platform shoes

The ones in my closet are not even the color I'd choose!

I've definitely been framed

No doubt it was that stupid (and really tall) Mustang!

It is just a lie that I'm very short

Whoever told you that is going to get hurt

So let me end this loud and clear:

I'M NOT SHORT, AND I'M NOT A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!

A/N: Hee hee. Ed's in denial. Al has self-esteem issues, and Ed is in denial. Wow. Anybody out there want me to destroy another character and give them some dysfunction? I'm open to suggestions, but you're going to have to tell them to me (here's the catch) in a review! BWHAHAHAHAH!