Bakura and his SECRET diary

A/N: OK IT'S IMPORTANT TO READ THIS!!! BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T READ THIS AND YOU FLAME ME THAN YOU'RE DEAD IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! If I use the word gay a few times in this story, it does not mean I'm homophobic because if I was I wouldn't even be using that word in my story. I don't even mind if anyone's gay or something because most people in my country are gay anyways so it doesn't really matter that much so I'm used to it. So if I get a flame that accuses me of being homophobic you know that there's going to be trouble!!!!

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Dear Diary,

Does that sound gay? I know it sounds weird that a guy has a pink diary with a fairy on the front cover. Now don't get any wrong ideas! Life sucks to be me. Anyways what am I suppose to write in this thing? Oh yeah, my day. Two words. It sucked. Maybe I should add another like BBBBAAAAADDDDD. My hikari is coming over to check if I'm not swearing in this diary. Shit. Oh wait a second! *scribbles out recent word* *turns to his hikari*

"Hello hikari." Bakura said trying to look innocent. Ryou tried to peek at his diary but Bakura had his arms over the page.

"Well Bakura.....I hope you're not trying to hide anything from me."

"No, no! I would never!" Bakura says forcing out a laugh. Ryou turns and leaves the room. *goes back to diary*

Stupid cow for a hikari. Dares to interrupt me like that and peek at this ugly diary!!!! =P I don't even know why I even write in this!!! Oh yeah, my stupid hikari thinks it is a good idea to keep fond memories of the past......pffftt!!! He has got to be kidding me!!! Now all I have to do is keep this ugly thing out of my enemies hands. The stupid Pharaoh will surely make fun of me because of this diary that I HAVE to carry around with me because my hikari told me to. Stupid gay guy at the shops selling this gay diary. He HAD to mention this to my hikari!!!! Should I call you diary or Mr. Fuckhead because I hate you? Diary sounds gay but if hikari finds out that I'm writing Dear Mr. Fuckhead I'd surely get in trouble!!!!! But wait........why should I be afraid of my hikari??!! I'm not afraid of him at all!!!!! He talks about the most stupidest things! He especially talks about the girl at his school, Anzu Masaki. I should tell him to give up because Malik is chasing her too and if he found out he would surely send hikari to the shadow realm.......who cares!!!!! Then I get to keep the body all to myself!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* I don't know why I wrote that when I'm not gagging or coughing!!!! I think I'm slowly losing my mind!!!! Arg!!! Stupid diary......what is it with my hikari??? Oh wait his coming again! *turns to hikari*

"What??!!!"

"Nothing." Ryou said looking at Bakura suspiciously. *goes back to diary*

Annoying hikari! You wait!!! You are going to-

"BAKURA!!!!!!"

Oh shit he found me out.

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