Kuronue ... Kuronue ... screw it Kuronue get off your ass!"
I slowly open my eyes and stair. Everything is white. That's not good. The last time I saw white it was because I couldn't breathe. Not a good connection. As I stand I notice that I am in a white room. I hate white. But then I notice that there is no door...wait no door! I run up to the wall and kick it. Not good. And I mean that because my foot feels like I dropped a rock on it ... again. Hey I am not stupid I just don't use my brain. But then the voice come back I swear that voice is evil and my foot still hurts...wait my foot can't hurt I'm dead. Suddenly I have the urge to run around screaming 'I live once again muwhahahahahaha' and so I act upon it till I run into the wall.
I think who ever is god likes to cause me pain. The voice starts talking again so I tune it out. Then the floor drops out and I am falling. I don't like falling cause last time I feel off a cliff and then I hit the bottom with lots of sharp pointy rocks. I don't think they liked me. Then when I got back to camp Yoko laughed so hard that he passed out. So as pay back I took permanent ink and wore PERVET on his for head. Let's say after that incident I need a whole roll of bandages, more hair, and a new hat.
So with a loud thump I land in a room. Well I can't tell what it is because I landed on my head and every thing is blue. Yes blue not black like normal demons but blue. As I sit up I comment "At lest on one saw that" Then to my surprise the evil voice starts up again and I see that it is coming from a toddler. Wait a toddler? That is when I burst into hysterical laughter.
Then while I am trying to laugh and breathe at the same time I hear the toddler say to someone "Why does everyone think that I am hysterical!"
An amused voice answers "Cause a TODDLER is talking like a normal person"
"I am the great and all powerful Koenma and if you don't stop laughing I'll send you back to being dead!"
That shut me up real good. I don't like being dead, they don't have any shiny things. I look to see where the other voice came from. There are only four other people in the room a tall skinny red head, a kid with slicked back black hair, a demon with spiky black hair who looked pissed, and a towering kid with orange hair and a smile that reeked of over confidence. Then to my surprise the red head screams my name and gives me a death hug like Yoko would. Wait.
I give a sniff then with grace the world would love I give an ear-shattering yell of "Yoko!" Then I return the death hug and we try to see who can cut off the others oxygen first. Then I notice something. "Wait." Stopping the death hug match and stair at this human Yoko. Then I burst into laughter. At the questioning stairs I manage to sputter "Yoko...has...red...hair!" That is the only thing I can say as I lose control.
Seeing them give each other questioning stairs Yoko explains. "I got drunk one time and I shredded off some guys hair because it was red and I hated red hair since Kuronue died my hair red once." The others start snickering while I gained control of my laughter. When I did the toddler started talking and so I once again tuned him out. That was in till something sharp hit my head. "Oww what was that for?"
He just glared at me before stating "You ignored my whole talk just like Yusuke." At hearing his name his eyes unglazed and he whipped the drool from the coroner of his mouth. "What?"
With a sigh Koenma started over. "Kuronue, you and Kurama will be going to teach at a wizarding school. That means that you will be teaching human students. Don't give me that look! Now the reason is you need to look after one of the students. He has a demon/wizard hybrid for a mortal enemy. Now this creature will try to eliminate many lives like last time and we had to send so many to purgatory it wasn't even funny. Now off you go."
I was a bit shocked but before I could say anything Yoko dragged me out of the room. "What are we doing again?"
