I stood in front of the brick wall. "What am I doing here?" Oh wait. I was made to were this stupid charm that translated my Japanese and turned it to English, a charm to make me look human, and I was made to were these nasty human clothes and watch them shred my hat. After that I was made to get half way around the earth in an hour I was pooped. Yoko (who was in his human form) walked up to the brick wall that I was blankly staring at. He then took out a stick and taped it in certain spots. Instantly it turned to dust but the wall moved making a doorway.

Now to see a doorway appear in a brick wall and a whole market on the other side was enough to make me stair. But before long Yoko pulled me out of my relive and dragged me into the hustle. But for some reason the people didn't scream and run. In fact some of the young women started to point at us and converse behind their hands. Still being a demon I could pick up on there every word.

"Look at the one in the red shirt with the black hair isn't he hot"

"But look at the one with the red hair he seems to glide"

I didn't understand some of the slang they were using but I understood that once again we would have fangirls out of or heads. Apparently Yoko noticed to for he started growling and now was shoving the people instead of being polite. Yoko then dragged me into a tall white building with tons of ugly and useless decorations on it. We entered through a couple sets of doors but the biggest one had a warning on it.

Enter, stranger, but take heed

Of what awaits the sin of greed,

For those who take but do not earn,

Must pay most dearly in their turn.

So if you seek beneath our floors

A treasure that was never yours,

Thief, you have been warned, beware

Of finding more than treasure there.

After that interesting warning I decided that in the best interest of my health that I wouldn't steal anything. Well were they could see it at lest. Opening the last of the doors we steeped into a hall with lots of goblins that looked like they had been through a human contraption that Yoko called a blender. Yoko walked up to the nearest desk and drooped a key on it.

"Take us to our vault."

After looking at the name and number on the key the goblin squeaked out, "Yes master Yoko" and called some other goblins over.

I could tell they we afraid of us because they were shivering and there were so many, probably to stop us form stealing. Then they lead us to this coal cart and gestured for us to get in. I do not like coal carts because that means were ever we are going is under ground. So I tried to stall. Apparently Yoko was still a little mad about the whole fangirl incident so to make things faster he shoved me into the cart and sat on my back. After struggling for a few minutes I decided to test and see if we could still talk mind to mind or not.

Yoko, o Yoko, if you can hear me GET YOUR ASS OFF OF ME!

Yoko jumped and stared around wildly and I was able to sit up. As soon as I could breathe again I was smashed into the front of the cart. Getting up whoosaly I stumped into the wall. One of the goblin walks up to the vault that I had just noticed was embedded into the wall. Sticking the key in the key whole the door opened. I have seen lots of gold in my time but this was amazing so much in one spot it I was standing with eyes glazed and drool hanging out of the corner of my mouth when Yoko finish and was like that until we got out of the building. Some thing was then stuffed into my hands and I stared at that. It was a letter. Using my teeth I ripped it open and glanced at the contains.

Dear Kuronue,

Here is the list of items you will need to teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

6 teaching robes (any color)

1 Dress robe (special occasions)

1 wand

1 cloak

And any weapon that you have everything else will be provided.

Dumbledore

Yoko who had been reading over my shoulder since he already read his letter gave a chuckle. I gave him a glare. I could tell it was about the dress robe. I saw someone wearing one once and it looked like a dress. Yoko and I later dyed him pink. Hey he was already acting like a girl!

First it was to some robe place and I had to stand for an hour and not move if I wanted to leave my skin hole less. Then to the wand store! Woosh! It was dark and musty inside after sneezing I could tolerate it. I stared (I am doing a lot of that today) at the immense quantity of boxes in the shop.

"Good evening master Kournoe"

I jumped and gave a squeak at the wizened old man that poofed in front of me. "Let me see your wand arm"

Confused I held out my writing hand. Then the next thing that happened was some thing attached itself to my arm. With a yelp of "Its eating me get off! Get it off!" I pranced around the store waving my arm and shredding the bloodsucker. Then I noticed Yoko- Kurama's (I was told to call him that in the human world) laughter. He told me he came here a few weeks ago and that the thing didn't hurt him. The old man then came back with a box that he said would suit my temperament. It didn't.

After two walls were blown down and Kurama's hair singed three times I found the right wand thank God. Next I bought a hat to replace the old one that was shredded we left the ally to go to the school.