Disclaimer: Nope. Not yet.

A/N: Okay, this one is my personal favorite. Partly because Roy is my favorite character, and partly because I think this one is just plain funny. Enjoy.

I'm Going to be Fuhrer!

I am going to be Fuhrer.

I am going to take control of this military.

So do yourself a favor

And bow before me.

I am going to be Fuhrer.

I am going to reign supreme.

So just back off.

You can forget that little dream.

I am going to be Fuhrer.

I have no problem with our shirts.

But ladies, shave your legs

You're wearing miniskirts.

I am going to be Fuhrer.

I am going to do it my way.

So stand aside for me

It will be a glorious day.

I am going to be Fuhrer.

I am going to get there.

So be with or against me—

It's only for my allies I care.

I am going to be Fuhrer.

I'm going to beat the rest.

If only because I know

Hawkeye's legs will be the best.

A/N: Yep. That was partially inspired by a request, but come on people. I was going to write his eventually. Anyway, I'm still open to suggestions, and you still have to give me them in a review! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!