Disclaimer: Nope. Not yet.
A/N: Okay, this one is my personal favorite. Partly because Roy is my favorite character, and partly because I think this one is just plain funny. Enjoy.
I'm Going to be Fuhrer!
I am going to be Fuhrer.
I am going to take control of this military.
So do yourself a favor
And bow before me.
I am going to be Fuhrer.
I am going to reign supreme.
So just back off.
You can forget that little dream.
I am going to be Fuhrer.
I have no problem with our shirts.
But ladies, shave your legs
You're wearing miniskirts.
I am going to be Fuhrer.
I am going to do it my way.
So stand aside for me
It will be a glorious day.
I am going to be Fuhrer.
I am going to get there.
So be with or against me—
It's only for my allies I care.
I am going to be Fuhrer.
I'm going to beat the rest.
If only because I know
Hawkeye's legs will be the best.
A/N: Yep. That was partially inspired by a request, but come on people. I was going to write his eventually. Anyway, I'm still open to suggestions, and you still have to give me them in a review! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!
