Bakura and his SECRET diary

A/N: Wow!!! More reviews!!! Thank you!!! This chapter will be longer for you guys and!!! Uh...*looks around desperately for something* Uh...oh look!!! YGO plushies!! You can take some but I still want a few!! *hugs plushies a bit* ^-^ Read on!!!

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10:01am

Class

Dear Diary,

It's break. We have break for 20 minutes and then we start classes again. It's so boring. I've been given homework already. Guess what it's about. Japanese Kanji's. They're too boring to learn!!! I can't bother, why couldn't they do something more interesting?! Like something to do about a certain tomb robber back in Egypt? Now that would have been a piece of cake. Oh no wait!!! Here she comes again! You know who. You don't even have to ask. I wonder why she keeps staring at me......O__________o;;; Do you think it's because of this pink diary??!!!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

11:03am

Toilets

Wwwooowww...look how clean this place is...oh wait you can't see anything because you don't have eyes and you're just a stupid pink diary. Do you know how much you humiliated me today?! Mazaki kept bugging me about this pink diary!! She teased me about it! She called me 'girly'! Hmph! I'll show her who's girly!

12:18pm

We have gym class after recess. Damn it. And the pharaoh's midget and his little friends are in my gym class. I don't even know what gym class is! What? What is this? My hikari is asking me to watch Mazaki in her dance class with him??? Never! Oh...maybe this once...hmm......it seems that Mazaki and many other girls...look...oddly...O___________O;;; IT CAN'T BE??!!!! *stops writing*

"Hikari...those girls look...skinny...too skinny..." Bakura pointed out to Ryou.

"What? Huh? Oh! That's just normal Bakura!" Ryou answered.

*What Bakura I thinking right now*

O___________________O;;; It's normal to have your friggin ribs sticking out like that!!! *shudders*

*starts writing in his diary again*

I shall forever be kind to Mazaki......by making her eat my recess and lunch! ^_^

12:21pm

I am now talking to Mazaki about delicious foods. I believe that if I tell her all about these delicious foods, she shall start stuffing her mouth and maybe her ribs wouldn't be showing so much! ^_^ I'm talking to her about these delicious foods: McDonalds, KFC, Burger King and etc. I'm convinced because look at her face right now it looks like this: O________________o;;;; Isn't that lovely? I ask her if she wants to eat my recess and she says—I'M NOT HUNGRY???!!! O.O You have got to be kidding me! She hasn't eaten all day! I shall make her eat my recess and lunch!

3:05pm

Walking Home

Well, today has been an exciting day! I made Mazaki eat all my recess and lunch, than I made her eat some McDonalds and she looks splendid now! But my hikaris eye is twitching right now. He said he got mad at me for feeding her that much. And his eye is mostly twitching because I fed her. Big deal! She looked like a...what was that word again? Yes! Anorekic was it? Er...I forgot...how you say the word...but anyways, Mazaki's cheeks were red like they were going to burst after she ate all that food. Is that a good sign? Oh yeah, and I can't wait to see Mazaki tomorrow! So I can give her my recess and lunch again! Boy am I hungry! ^.^ Well that's the end for this entry.

P.S. Do you write p.s. in a diary? Huh? I just found something at the back of the diary...it says...'the pharaoh was here' in the pharaoh's writing.........O.O WAIT A FUCKING SEC—

"BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That...was me...being caught...again...-.-

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I know, crappy chapter but oh well! ^.^ Please review as always! Thanks!

Love you lots,

Chibi-Chichan