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A/N: Hello! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. To make it up, I posted TWO new ones today. Enjoy!

Ode to my Beloved Cigarette

A poem by Jean Havoc

Ode to my beloved cigarette

You're always there for me

I only wish I could buy you for free!

Ode to my beloved cigarette

Forever in my mouth you'll be

(Except for when my girlfriend's kissing me!)

Ode to my beloved cigarette

Everyone else in the office seems to hate you

But they don't enjoy you like I do!

Ode to my beloved cigarette

I'll never even try to quit

Your addictive nicotine—I couldn't live without it!

Ode to my beloved cigarette

With you I never have to fret

You're the only true friend I've ever met!

Ode to my beloved cigarette

I'll never let anyone take you away

But I do wish that you'd help me get a girlfriend someday…

A/N: Uh-huh. Havoc's obsessed. And, children, don't be like Havoc and smoke. It's bad for you! But it is GOOD for you to review!