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A/N: Hello! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. To make it up, I posted TWO new ones today. Enjoy!
Ode to my Beloved Cigarette
A poem by Jean Havoc
Ode to my beloved cigarette
You're always there for me
I only wish I could buy you for free!
Ode to my beloved cigarette
Forever in my mouth you'll be
(Except for when my girlfriend's kissing me!)
Ode to my beloved cigarette
Everyone else in the office seems to hate you
But they don't enjoy you like I do!
Ode to my beloved cigarette
I'll never even try to quit
Your addictive nicotine—I couldn't live without it!
Ode to my beloved cigarette
With you I never have to fret
You're the only true friend I've ever met!
Ode to my beloved cigarette
I'll never let anyone take you away
But I do wish that you'd help me get a girlfriend someday…
A/N: Uh-huh. Havoc's obsessed. And, children, don't be like Havoc and smoke. It's bad for you! But it is GOOD for you to review!
