Disclaimer: I don't own it yet.

A/N: It's a glorious day! My muse returned to me in the middle of the night, and I was up for an hour writing down all of my new stuff. And then I looked at my newest review and couldn't believe it! Saffiremoon21 said they wanted a Black Hayate poem. Saffiremoon21, guess what poem I had just finished writing? A Black Hayate poem. Although, I'm afraid that it's not exactly what you're expecting...still, enjoy anyway.

A Solemn Soliloquy

By (a very well-trained) Black Hayate

Hello. It is very nice to make your acquaintance.

You have my acquiescence

To enter my master's domain.

My master does not need my protection.

She often shoots at the slightest provocation.

And thus is the reason I obey her every order.

I provide her with some companionship—

But I know who has really earned her worship.

He has passed my inspection—she can have him.

I remember very little of my existence

Before I was brought under her insistence.

Now, I always follow her commands.

I have no choice—she got an accurate shot

And I get the feeling that a certain someone thinks that's hot.

Oh, I apologize for that, it was not my place.

I do my best to be a respectable canine.

And in regard to her, that is just fine.

As long as I don't get in her way.

I believe she loves me in her own course

I'll certainly stick with her, for better or worse.

After all, am I not supposed to be man's best friend?

She rescued me from a man who said I was appetizing.

And took me home in a form of compromising.

I'll never be able to repay her.

Thus this is my solemn soliloquy

The thoughts of an insignificant dog like me.

(Although I hold myself to be of a very nice breed.)

OOOOOOOOo

A/N: That was not what you were expecting, was it? Sorry, I hope I didn't scare off anyone with that poem. I mean, I've got so many new ones to share--when I get them written. But, as of now, I'm going to put one more on! So it's your lucky day! But I'm still open to ideas.

Hikari and Yami Kaiume: Of course you can put Ed's poem on your favorite quotes page! It's an honor! Thank you for asking, and if you wouldn't mind giving me credit for writing it...Wow. What an honor! Oh, and I heard your request. I think that Furey is a good subject for a poem...now I just need another visit from my muse...It'll come eventually.