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A/N: Hello yet again! Yep, my muse has been generous, but I still have no clue where this one came from...Oh well. Al's getting a second poem. I hope you like it...I was giggling while I wrote it.
Brother, There's a Chimera Under My Bed!
A poem by a terrified
Alphonse Elric
Brother! There's a chimera under my bed!
You've got to kill it Ed!
I heard it breathing and growling!
I just know around my room it was prowling!
Brother, you've got to save me!
There's an evil chimera running free!
Oh no! What was that!
That was no harmless rat!
Brother! There's more than one!
Come on, hurry up, bring your gun!
It's really scary Ed!
I think it's been a long time since it's been fed!
Brother! You've got to slay the beast!
Quickly, before it has an Alphonse feast!
I don't care if I'm metal!
I'm sure it's not a cute flower petal!
Brother! I'm not imagining things!
I heard it under the bedsprings!
It's coming to get me!
A terrible, horrible, chimera, don't you see?
Brother! I'm not afraid of the dark!
Oh no, I think I heard it bark!
Ahh! It's Den!
...All right, so maybe I got a little carried away...again...
Brother, you can go back to sleep!
I'm not afraid of dark...eeep!
OOOOOOO
A/N: Yep. I personally thought that one was amusing. But I'm more interested in what you think. By now you know the drill: Review and suggest whatever you want.
