Disclaimer: I don't own it! I thought I made that clear already?
A/N: There is no excuse for a poem as disturbing as this. So I won't offer any. Read at your own risk--the Fuhrer is not in his right mind.
My Eye Patch is Sexy
A poem by Fuhrer King Bradley
Ahem. Greetings. I am Fuhrer King Bradley
As leader of this military...
I have an announcement:
MY EYE PATCH IS SEXY!
Yes, it is true.
I think it looks grand, don't you?
I like it in black, but maybe...
I should get my eye patch in blue.
Either way, it stays the same.
I really think it keeps me from looking too tame.
And yes, I know.
It just drives the ladies insane.
Ahem. I am the mighty Fuhrer King Bradley.
I just love running this military!
And I must say it again:
MY EYE PATCH IS SEXY!
My eye patch is what makes me
A sight for all to see.
It enhances my masculinity
And just generally makes me lovely.
I know that many men are envious
The eye patch makes me look so devious!
And it makes me irresistible
Around me, women tend to get mischievous.
(Eh hee hee.)
Ahem. That's it, as Fuhrer King Bradley
I end this briefing to my military.
With one last reminder:
MY EYE PATCH IS SEXY!
OOOOOOOO
A/N: Like I said, there is no excuse. But the idea was so funny that I had to write it! At least, it was funny to me. And of course, the usual. Review and suggest. Thank you!
