Bakura and his SECRET diary
I have just become aware that it has been more than two months since I last updated...uh... . ... . ...::ducks as shoes, apple cores and books get thrown at her:: I didn't know!!! I didn't know!!!!! Well, at least I updated...-.-;;; And this one is nice and long for my nice reviewers!!!
Monday 11th May 2004
Recess at Hikari's school
11:04am
Dear Diary,
Yes, I know I haven't written in this for a long time, it's just that I can NEVER forgive my hikari for being with those strangers!!! I mean, I don't even know who the heck they are!!!!! ( GGGRRRRR!!!!!! I HATE not knowing about things!! It makes me feel left out becuase my hikari won't tell me anything and--
::stops writing because the pink diary is snatched off of him::
::looks around to see where it went and almost died of horror::
::What Bakura is Thinking::
.................................................................................oh Ra.................................................................
"Hey Ryou, what are you writing here?" asked Joey flicking through the diary quickly.
::Hey! They think I'm Ryou!!!! (laughs nervously) I mean, why would the great thief Bakuea be doing writing in a pink diary--WITH A FUCKING UGLY FAIRY ON IT!!!!
"Erm...oh my yami bought it for me..." Bakura answered in a voice that he hoped sounded like Ryou.Joey raised an eyebrow.
"Your yami bought you it? No offence Ryou, but Bakura has the worst taste in books you know--WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!!!!!!" Joey exclaimed staring at the front cover.
"Uh...oh dear." Bakura grinning at how much he sounded like Ryou, "is it really that scary?"
"Erm..." Joey thought for a nice word, "it...uh...um...doesn't look...um...that bad..." then Joey grinned. "But I guess we now both know that Bakura's gay, yeah?"
::Bakura glared MISSLES at him, and I MEAN missles!!!! (ducks out of the way)::
"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!!!!!!" Bakura burst out suddenly. Joey jumped back. Bakura fell out into a tantrum of tears. "WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT THESE DAYS??!!!!! I MEAN IT'S LIKE RYOU'S IN LOVE WITH ANZU!!!!!! HELLO??? WHERE HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN THESE DAYS???!!!!"
Joe blinked. Then he looked behind Bakura and waved at someone behind him. "Hey Anzu! Don't worry! Keep walking, Ryou's just upset that Bakura's gay."
Bakura froze.
::Oh shit...er...sorry hikari...I guess I should have kept my loud mouth closed...::
"But I was just talking to Ryou just then." replied Anzu.
"You were?" asked Joey. Bakura could tell Anzu was nodding. "Then...if you were talking to Ryou then..."
::I'm walking away...from troubles in my life, I'm walking aw-a-y. Ooh, I hope my hikari doesn't kill me, I'm walking away::
Bakura ran out of the room quicker than you could say "Shadow Realm".
Ryou opened the door to see his yami on the sofa pretending to sleep. Ryou sighed.
"You could of at least told me you left school early." said Ryou. Bakura didn't reply. "Anyways Bakura, I was wondering...where'd you put your diary?"
Bakura jumped off of the sofa, eyes wide.
::What Bakura is Thinking::
.........................................................................oh sweet mother of Ra.................if he has one....................
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