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A/N: Yes, I know this is not a request--but I PROMISE to get to the requests soon! This one has been sitting on my computer for a while, though, so I thought I would post it; specifically since I'm rather lazy right now and probably won't post for a while. Not that many people care. Anyway, enough with the excuses.
History of The Sparkle
By Alex Louis Armstrong
The Sparkle.
Ah, something that has been passed down
Behold! Tales of the generations abound!
All of the Armstrong line
Is blessed with a mighty fine body—like mine!
We all have incredible strength
And our tales of history are of an unmatched length!
For the history of The Sparkle
Is something quite remarkable.
It is a tale of courage and honor
But is more than just brag or
A bunch of exaggerations.
For our muscles have no limitations!
My techniques have all been passed down for generations!
My family has conquered entire nations!
Behold! My indisputable beauty!
Indeed! I am everyone's favorite cutie!
The Sparkle is legendary!
And its saga is very, very, very
VERY LONG!
But it is so beautiful!
Just thinking of it makes me tearful!
Would you like to hear it?
Hey!
Where'd you go?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A/N: The last part didn't rhyme. I'm sorry. By now, I assume you know the drill. See ya!
