Bakura and his SECRET diary

Oshimigoh! I know this story is supposed to be done but I had a brainwave and didn't want to end the story like this…yet…so I am postponing the continuation of my sequel to this story cause of this stupid idea I got, so if you like just review and tell me.

"You have—you have—!" Bakura kept muttering and kept trailing off whilst Yami continued to remain seated, smirking ever so evilly. "AAAAAHHHHH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU SMIRKING BUFOON!" Bakura yelled before jumping at the pharaoh.

":COUGH:YOU:GAG:ARE CHOKING:COUGH:ME!" rasped Yami, trying to pry off Bakura's hands.

"Exactly what I am aiming to do you porcupine!" said Bakura.

Soon the door opened and Yugi's mother's crimson head popped into the room. "Yugi dearest—oh!" began Yugi's mother, pausing when she realized Bakura was in the middle of choking Yami. "Oh dear! Am I interrupting anything?" she asked.

"Mother-!" gasped Yami, "Stop—him! He's—trying—to kill—me!"

"Oh my, that's a shame since we're having mashed potatoes…or maybe rice…for dinner…" mumbled Yugi's mother.

"DDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!" shouted Bakura again and again.

"Oh Yugi dearest, I need your advise. Mashed potato or rice?"

"I'M—DYING!"

"Mashed potato or rice?"

"DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Mashed potato or rice?"

"HELP!"

"Mashed potato or rice?"

"I'M—REALLLLLY—CHOKING HERE!"

"Mashed potato or—"

"Oh shut the fuck up granny!" yelled Bakura harshly. "I'm trying to kill the pharaoh in peace and all I hear is nag nag nag!"

"THAT IS IT!" shouted Yugi's mother.

:A second later:

"GET OUT AND STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE!" she shouted throwing Bakura out of the house.

"Geez…" grumbled Bakura as the door slammed. "I didn't even get to kill the idiot…" he said rubbing his head before turning away and heading off to plot some evil schemes…

Not fabulous but I wanted to keep my promise so please review! ;)