Disclaimer: Do you want me to set Gluttony on you? Because I will!

A/N: Here is another request, because I finally got around to doing some. This one was suggested by DeRabbitQueen, who said I should do one about Hawkeye and her gun obsession. As per usual, this request came out strangely. Please, enjoy this mutant.

Have You had Your Daily Intake of Lead?

Another poem by Riza Hawkeye

In today's busy world, we often don't take the time

To make sure that we have the proper nutrition.

You need your calcium, copper, and iodine.

But there is a vital supplement often overlooked

Have YOU had your daily amount of lead?

It is a simple substance to intake

Although it's not always readily apparent.

Taking this vitamin is a piece of cake.

In fact, all you have to do is look up this barrel.

It always amazes me

How many people are suffering

From the horrible malady

Of not getting a daily amount of lead.

Lack of this vitamin is apparent on the external

And some people need more lead than others;

A grand example of this is a certain colonel.

But I make sure he always has the lead he needs.

Have YOU had your daily amount of lead?

This is a horrible deficiency

That is often ignored, and thus

Runs rampant in this country.

But I to what I can to cure the disease.

Those in need of lead often appear to be cruel,

Threatening, foul-tempered,

Or the kind that make the ladies drool.

But finally there is a cure!

So if you insult me, I understand.

You're not feeling very well,

Just stay still, and I'll give you a hand.

Just let me load this pistol...

And now you've had your daily intake of lead!

OOOOOOOOO

A/N: Another good request ruined by a malformed poem. My work here is done. But yours isn't if you haven't reviewed this, requested something, or both! Come on people! ...please...?