AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, so I'm sitting in my room, waiting for my hair to finish setting (I DYED IT RED!), bored out of my skull, when I think to myself "hmm...I wonder if I've gotten any new reviews. So I trundle along, read my reviews, and BAM! Here I am stuck writing more. Not that I particularly mind...But I just felt the ending(s?) wasn't satisfactory enough. So, here's to it. Oh, and to those of you who think I'm stupid...you're right.


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The Lady Luthien: ah, one of my most faithful reviewers (dear gods, I sound a bit like Voldemort, don't I?). YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BUGGER! Okay, so maybe not so much this chapter, but Alternate Ending Two is especially for you because I couldn't let one of my most loyal critics end on a sour note (I'm so sorry you had to suffer through thinking Kingsley was old and bald...eew). You won't like Ending Number One, sorry.

amethyst-rose: I know, I know. No one likes the Ginny-Kingsley pairing. But I had to give it a try...I think I may be the first to try that pairing...and most likely the last. You'll like either Alternate Ending One or Two, however...hopefully.

Rancid Melody: (sigh) not quite...:)

GlassBroomsticks: oooh! I forgot to tell you, I'm starting a new fic that's not (gasp) Draco-Ginny. Well it sort of is. It's Draco-Ginny-Blaise. Love triangles are so cliche, but I coulnd't help it. Haven't quite figured out plot line yet. But hopefully that will make up for smarmy-arsed Blaise in this story. Sorry, I know it sucks. I've royally fucked it over, excuse my language. I think from now on, I'll stick to one ending per story. That's challenging enough.

blondie05: yeah, I know...Snape...what're you going to do, right? So, you may not like Ending Number One, or Alternate Ending One, but definitely go for Alternate Ending Two! Trying to please everyone. Am failing astoundingly. :)

IssaLee: okay, you...scare me. Dunkin Donuts, the only things I get anymore are Chocolate Kreme, Boston Kreme, or vanilla bean coolatta. That's so frightening. Your reviews lighten up my day, especially when people are all 'eh, it was okay' and then you're all 'whoa, I rock my own socks!'. I hate you, you bloody funny person. I think you'll like the story I'm working on now. I've got so much written, I'm wondering if I should load the first chapter or two...I dunno. Thanks for all the reviews!


DISCLAIMER: Not mine unless it is, and you can tell the difference between genius work and my crap, can't you?


Hormonal Half-Wits

Chapter 25: There She Goes


So, here I am…on my way to Eastbourne with Kingsley, Tonks, Remus, and the Golden Trio. Kingsley's asleep in my lap and Tonks and Remus have been gone to the loo for a suspiciously long time…and I'm pretty sure there's only one bathroom in our car…

Ron and Hermione have been going at it in the compartment next to ours and I'm positive Harry's gone blind or insane by now. Dumbledore's sent us on this new mission…supposedly there's a cache of DeathEaters stored away in Eastbourne and we're on our way to go play the heroic good-guys. It should be fun.

It's no vacation in the south of France, but…

…that's what Kingsley's for.