Your Not My Father

Hey guys sorry 'bout that long time with out an update but if you read my bio. I'm still not exactly

back to the normal 'cause I'm waiting for my dad to call 'cause I haven't seen him for over a month

(sorry I know it's a crappy excuse but if you know what he/ mostly demon woman though (step mom

grrrrrrr brain washing my father) did you would understand.......................) on with the fic. Sorry if

it's really crappy this time and by the way I will try to do better in the grammar field but English not

my best subject hehehe. Thank you all for the reviews to!!

The whole room was done in a dark blue and silver. The comforter was done in blue satin with the

pillows in the silver. The night stand was a dark oak with one of those blue snake lamps on top, the

dresser across from the bed was made from the same wood. In the room were two windows one on

either side of the bed that showed a beautiful view of the Bulmas garden.

"Wow. This room is really nice. I guess she figured they were some of my favorite colors."

He started to put his clothes away in his dresser but most of his clothes were gi's which were a

midnight blue with black wrist bands and sash, his boots were all black that took the shape

something similar like Vegetas, he only owned around two suites though.

After he put his clothes away he decided to go and get a snack which could have been enough to

feed a small army.

In the kitchen he ran straight to the fridge and ate half of its contents. It's a really big fridge that

holds enough food to feed 5 full-blooded sayains so they don't have to go and restock after every

meal. After he got finished eating his snack he decided to see if Vegeta wanted to spar sense he

hardly had the time to lately.

Outside at the front door of the GR

Knock, Knock, Knock

"You better have an EXTREMLY good and believable reason for interrupting MY training time!!!" As

soon as Vegeta said that the door almost swung off its hinges from the force he used.

"Umm Vegeta do you want spar?"

Vegeta now in a slightly better mood since he gets to see blood come out of something that he hits

instead of it blowing up and rain nuts and bolts like the robots the onna made for him to train with

instead of using Yamcha as a punching bag. He was really upset that he couldn't hurt the human

physically so he went with hurting him mentally instead. (Do not fear I shall have Yamcha bashing

mahahahahaha! cough, cough)

"Ha sure kid if you want your ass kicked"

"Bring it on because if you think I have slacked in training boy are you in for a surprise."

"Enough talk lets start."

After about four hours both came in the house battered and bruised, giving each other glares that

could kill.

"I won Vegeta"

"NO brat I won!"

"Nuh uh!"

"UH HUH!"

"NU HUH!"

Then at that second both of there stomachs growled so loud you could hear them for miles. Both

looked each other in the eye and took off to the kitchen

Ok sorry guys I'm going to fast forward a year....................................Gohan is still Vice it was

easy once he got the hang of it.

"Big Brother! Big Brother! Wake up! Wake up! Mom said you had to get up now or else she will send

up Dad!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks said in unison. Goten has always thought of Vegeta and Bulma as

his parents so he started to call them just that since he never meet his actual parents. Trunks was

already pretty much like Gohans brother so he just started calling him that around the same time

Goten started to use the term Dad and Mom.

Not surprising though was that Bulma went ahead and adopted the two Sons. Gohan didn't really

mind since she and Vegeta were more like his parents now plus they let him act like a kid and not

have to study as much as Chichi made him. Gohan also started calling them Mom and Dad.

"Alright I'm coming, I'm up!" After Gohan heard that his dad might come up if he doesn't get down

he shot up out of bed and went straight to where his family's kis usually are. He had shivers run

down his spine the last time his dad had to get him up.

Within 30 seconds flat he was down there and dressed in his usual gi and started on the cooking

breakfast. Ten minutes later the table was set with all the food cooked ready to be eaten. Then after

he made sure everything was ready he yelled,

"DIG IN!"

With those words said everything on the table was fair game since Bulma grabbed some before

Gohan put it on the table, so she had some before the sayain garbage disposals gobbled it all up.

She waited before everyone was done eating which only took about six minutes, so as soon as she

was sure she the eldest of her adopted sons was very comfortable she said something that almost

made him crack up laughing till he noticed that she was serious.

"Gohan I enrolled you in Orange Star High School."

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your must be joking right? Why did you do that I'm just as smart as you are

and you enrolled me in high school!"

"Look your mother sent a message through King Kai to tell me to make sure you get enrolled at

Orange Star High. I wouldn't even have thought of it because what you said, but it came straight

from your mother so I had to respect her wishes. Sorry Gohan."

"You have got to be kidding me!"

"I wish I was Gohan but I'm not."

"Fine I'll go but I am picking my own clothes to wear. No telling what she wanted me to wear if she

wanted me to go to school."

Bulma sweat dropped because she was about to say what Chi-chi wanted him to wear but decided

against it because what she told her to give him would have make him look like a total nerd. Plus he

would have probably ki blasted the clothes thinking that they were evil or something.

So after the one of the most horrible mornings in the world because, Bulma and Gohan went to pick

out some clothes to wear to school since his attire didn't change much over the year, still with the

same gis with an exception of about eight more suites because of his job as Vice President.

When he finally got to a store he liked, he picked up mostly tight muscle shirts that hid nothing at all

for the imagination and some regular t-shirts that had saying on them, those came from Hot Topic of

course. Then he picked up a black leather jacket that fitted very well by the way, and to add to the

leather he picked up a couple leather pants, but some were jean pants though. (AN: snicker, snicker,

okay all ya Gohan fans I did that little description just for you I know it's not much but hey hope ya

like it but I personally like Vegeta a lot more drools)

When he and his mom got home from shopping he was told that he was to start tomorrow. Well let's

just not say he was in a good mood so he looked for his dad so he can have a sparing partner. Ha,

right more like so he can really let loose and he won't have to hold back any in fear of seriously

injuring or killing any poor soul that got in his way. So off he went and tracked down his dad after he

put his new clothes away in his room and changed into his gi.

After his spar he decided to get a shower and go to bed because he had a bad feeling about his first

day at school.

The next day.....................................

"Big Brother! Big Brother! Wake up! Wake up! Or your going to be late for school!"

It was Goten, he woke up early on count he couldn't sleep because he didn't want Gohan to leave.

Trunks on the other hand just didn't worry because he knew it would just be a year then he will be

there all the time after school ended so he slept without a worry in the world.

"I'm up, I'm up, now leave so I can get dressed I'll be down in a minute."

"Okay! But do you have to leave to go to that stupid place?"

"Yes Goten I don't want to go as much as you don't want me to but I unfortunately have to. How

about when I get back we'll spar, just you and me and then we can just hang out and do what ever

depending on my mood, okay?"

"Alright, I guess."

Goten left with a semi depressed stat but then remembered he had his dad to torture. That cheered

him up a lot.

Gohan put on a pair of jeans with a black muscle shirt. After that he went down and did his usual

routine; fix breakfast, fought over the food, use the bathroom, brush his teeth and try to give some

order to his mess called hair. His hair is more vertical not as many locks of hair going every which

way, it just grew like that probably because he went super sayain two a lot and that must have

contributed to the hair change but he didn't mind he liked it like that because it made him look less

like his 'father' and more like his dad.

After Gohan had gotten everything he had thought that needed to be done, he grabbed his book bag

and headed out the door. He was getting ready to jump in the air to take off so he can fly his dad

yelled for him.

"Brat, get over here now the woman wanted me to tell you something before you left!"

"Coming Dad!"

Gohan walked over to him and leaned against the tree so he can listen to what had to be said

"These are the woman's rules, Rule one do not seriously maim or kill anyone there, two no pranks

are to be pulled at school at all, and three try to control your strength. These are mine, Rule one: if

you happen to accidentally slip on the problem with controlling your temper or your strength make it

worth while. Rule two: if you decide to instill fear in any idiotic humans by all means do it I won't

stop you . Rule three: if you get in trouble for any of my rules call me in the GR instead of the woman

she has a tendency to get mad very easily, plus she has no idea of my rules." Vegeta said all of that

and when he got to his rules he got an evil glint in his eye.

Gohan noticing the glint started smirking an eerie replica of his dad's. He got the message he didn't

want to miss any blood shed, his way of calling him was rising his ki three times so quick only

Vegeta knew not even Piccolo knew about his way of calling for his dad. If he were to raise it two

times that meant he was in trouble and needed some help and fast.

"Hehehe okay sure thing. See ya later then."

So Gohan took off and glanced at his watch it read 7:55 A.M.!

"Oh shit, I'm going to be late on my first day!"

He went super sayain two and took off. He still had to find his classes.

He landed on the roof so he wouldn't be seen. He didn't want to cause a big scene just because

these stupid humans couldn't understand something so simple. He ran down stairs to the

secretaries' office so he could get his schedule.

"Excuse me mam, could I have my schedule my name is Gohan Briefs or Son I'm not sure which one

it would be under. But I'm pretty sure it would be under Briefs though"

"Yo you're, you're THE Gohan Briefs!"

"Yes I guess I am last time I checked Now, may I have my schedule." He started to get very

impatient; living with Vegeta will do that to you.

Ugh I'm already ready to blow up the school.

"Ss so sorry about that here ya go. Have a good day and good luck." She was thinking along 'cause

your gonna need it if you're The Gohan Briefs especially with that body mmm mmm.

"Yea whatever" he mumbled thinking what did she mean by good luck? Then it hit him the girls! He

remembered what happened to Mirai Trunks when he came to visit. He was lucky to come out alive

with that big mob called a fan club.

While walking down the hall he glanced down to see what his classes were. But then he heard the

warning bell go off.

"No ugh I'm late" As soon as he said that the tardy bell went off.

He ran at breakneck speed to his first class which was Math.

'Knock, knock, knock'

Then a feminine voice from the inside said

"Oh come in come in! You're the new student right? Good say something about yourself what are

your hobbies oh yes is it true you scored 100 on the entrance exams?"

Gohan opened the door and walked in and looked at where the voice was coming from. He thought it

would be a woman but when he looked he saw a big muscle bound man sitting at the teachers' desk.

Gohan was trying was trying not to throw up and he was barley managing, how in the heck he got a

job as a teacher who knows. Everyone in the room still had their eyes on him mostly the girls with

the exception of a couple guys (Ewwwwwww poor Gohan) and with a quick death glare to the guys

there were no more exceptions. He did NOT swing that way, he didn't mind the girls but the guys

that just creeped him out.

"Yes I am the new student my name is Gohan Briefs." As soon as he said that the whole class

started to talk amongst themselves all the girls were saying stuff like 'OMG I was right!' 'He's Hot'

'nice body' 'The GOHAN BRIEFS' and some of the girls were having those sick little fantasies of

Gohan that Gohan lovers have. (Sorry I'm a veggie woman)

"I practice Martial Arts and I will not hesitate to hurt or kill someone if necessary. Yes I did ace my

exam and before you say it was a fluke I will be more than happy to take it again to prove it wasn't.

Before you say it yes I am the Vice president of Capsule Corporation."

He was losing his patience very quickly with this school.

"Where do I sit?"

"Over there next to Erasa. Erasa please put up your hand."

Once the girls had heard where Gohan would sit they gave evil glares to the poor girl. She even got a

letter that said 'if you even look at him weird, you're dead!' But the blond ditz didn't worry because

she had Videl on her side.

Gohan walked up the stairs to take his seat so class can start.

"Hi I am Erasa! This over hear next to me is Sharpener he's a smartass so ignore him."

"Hey that wasn't very nice babe"

Erasa just rolled her eyes and then said "Don't be a baby, grow up. Gesh I mean you have to face the

facts someday."

Gohan just smirked watching them bicker back and forth. At least he had something that wouldn't

drive him nuts then the door Gohan just came in was blew open by none other then Vegeta. Gohan

thought he must have suppressed his ki because Gohan didn't feel him.

"Brat get down here I've got news that you're not going to like." Then he turned to the teacher and

had the same reaction as Gohan when Mr. Lovett asked in that voice of his,

"Sir, Excuse me but Gohan can not leave he just got here."

"What the hell are you?!" Gohan just rolled on the floor laughing then Vegeta sent him his death

glare which stopped his laughing but it just died down after seeing how Vegeta must have had

something important to say especially if he came to this hellhole.

"To bad I have signed him out and he's leaving unless you value your lives because once I tell him

this there is going to be plenty of destruction."

After noticing his dead serious voice and noticed he was as built as much or more than Gohan he

quickly nodded his head deciding his health was fine and that didn't need to change anytime soon,

then excused Gohan.

Once they were out in the hall the only thing Vegeta said "GR now"

"Alright"

They flew back home in silence and once they got to the GR Vegeta went in side followed by Gohan

and he turned it to 600 time gravity.

"Ok can you please tell me what is going on here? I would like to know because if Mom found out I

was out of school she would blow her top."

"She already knows because she's the one who told me to get you before you found out by any of

the other weaklings that consider themselves warriors."

"Is it another threat to earth?"

"No. Your father is coming back for the tournament this year."

"WHAT! THAT SOB HE HAS THE NERVE TO COME BACK! I'LL RIPE HIM TO SHREDS WHEN I SEE

HIM! YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL WHO IT WAS WHEN I GET THROUGH!!!"

With that declared Gohan just skipped super sayain and jumped up to super sayain two then in a

burst of light he went super sayain 3 then passed out from the amount of power that form had and

he had yet to controlled it.

Vegeta just shook his head. Kakkarot put this kid through hell thinking he'll come through and still

act as a kid his age should act. He was surprised that he ended up as sane as he is now, which

shows how strong he is mentally and physically. Besides Gohan won't be the only one to beat the

living shit out of him and he still had to tell Gohan his mother is coming as well. All hell is going to

break loose when the day of the tournament comes.

Well there ya go the longest chapter yet. Eight pages long on Microsoft Word. I hope ya liked it.

By the way all of this is coming to me as I write it. Review people tell me where I can improve what

you would like to see err read in here I am open to all suggestions. I tried to do better with my

grammar hope it's bearable to read now. lol