Written on: June 21st, 2005
Posted on: June 21st, 2005
Hey, this is a little fic based on Yusuke and Kuwabara, but it's not yaoi or anything (I haven't started writing those yet), it's just a short little humor deal. Enjoy!
Yusuke and Kuwabara were eating their lunches outside at school. Kuwabara was happily stuffing his face with food that he stole from some poor unsuspecting kid in the grade below him.
"Man, does this kid's mom cook awesomely!" Kuwabara said "I think I'll steal his lunch again sometime! Maybe make it a daily thing!"
"Baka, you're a criminal…" Yusuke said. "But thankfully so am I. See if that guy has a brother or sister that I can steal their lunch from." Yusuke was eating the lunch his mother 'packed', which consisted of some rice cakes and yen. But Yusuke was saving the yen to buy some cigarettes after school with. He was on his last one right now.
"Ah," he said, flicking the used cigarette away, "I really needed that. Fighting all these demons, you know, really takes it out of you."
He and Kuwabara were nearly finished eating when Kuwabara sniffed the air.
"Man, do you smell smoke?" He asked looking and sniffing around. He spotted the fire in the bush where Yusuke had flicked his cigarette.
"Oh, shit." Yusuke said, looking around for something to put the fire out with. "I can't get in trouble again, Keiko'll kill me!" He spotted a fire extinguisher on the wall a dozen feet away.
"Hurry, Kuwabara, grab that!" Yusuke shouted, pointing at it, stomping the fire out as much as he could with his feet.
Kuwabara pointed and said, "That?".
"Yes!" Yusuke said, "That! Now go get it!" Kuwabara ran, tripped, got the extinguisher and ran back.
"Okay, now what?" He asked.
"Use it!" Yusuke said. 'God, he really is stupid!' He thought.
Kuwabara grabbed the extinguisher with both hands and began beating the fire with it.
Yusuke stared at him. "Not like that, you moron! Press the button!"
"Oh, gotcha'." Kuwabara said. He pressed the button. White foamy stuff sprayed all over his face.
"Aim at the fire, baka!" Yusuke screamed. "Oh, never mind, just give that to me." He grabbed the fire extinguisher and properly put the fire out. He looked at Kuwabara.
"Now, was that so hard?" Yusuke asked. He glared at Kuwabara, dripping in the white foam.
The bell rang.
"Now let's get to class, we do NOT want Keiko mad with us." Yusuke turned to go to class, and promptly slipped on the foam.
"Ow," he said, rubbing his ankle, "Baka, why didn't you warn me?" But Kuwabara was too busy laughing to listen.
"Grr…" Yusuke growled then stood up, but tripped again and fell on Kuwabara. They both tried to get up, but kept slipping.
"Yusuke!" They stopped as they heard the scream. Keiko was standing above them, glaring at them, with her arms crossed. "Fighting, again? You promised that you would stop that! And fighting your best friend!"
"But, he…" Yusuke sputtered as Keiko stormed off. He sighed. He just couldn't win. Especially with Baka-chan as a friend.
I had the idea for this months ago, but just remembered it! Hope you enjoyed, and please press the button (on the screen) to review! And, remember, to press the button on a fire extinguisher (and aim the nozzle) to use it! Don't be a baka!
