A/N: Okay, this story is my answer to bordome! So, this is going to hopefully be a long one and so, with out further ado, let the story begin! Enjoy.

Warnings: Slash Sirius/Remus, swearing, and sex scenes (maybe, not sure, because I can not write sex very well), and evil Slytherins!

Summary: Remus and Sirius are alone in the corridors, but so are Lucius Malfoy and his cronies. Just when Sirius is about to admit his deep feelings for Remus, Lucius decides to pull a prank! Of course, it goes wrong. Now, Remus is a four year old, and constantly clinging to Sirius, and Sirius…well Sirius is loosing his mind.

Disclaimer: If you want to see the disclaimer, come here from now on because I will not repeat it: I do not own Harry Potter or its characters. Those belong to the brilliant mind of J. K. Rowling.

Chapter One--
To be a child again---

Gray-Blue eyes met pools of amber, each staring but each with a different reason for staring. Sirius gulped; sweat forming at his brow, his pale -now pale- hands shaking madly. Remus stood in front of him, staring into Sirius' eyes, confused as to why Sirius dragged them out here; after curfew no less!

The raven-haired, sixteen year old gulped down the forming lump in his throat. Pull yourself together Black he thought sternly just tell him and get it over with! Remus cocked his head to the side, clearly confused, all Sirius had told him was that it was important.

Standing around didn't seem very important to him.

"Sirius get on with it before we're caught," he said sternly, causing Sirius to jump and nod stiffly. Sirius swallowed again and grabbed onto Remus' upper arms with both hands.

"Remus," he breathed, "I lo-…" A loud explosion was heard down the hall, cutting off Sirius and making the smaller teen to turn around.

"Well, well, well," a voice drawled, "two Griffin-dorks out of bed, this late at night, tell me Black, Lupin, where're your fuck buddies: Potter and Pettigrew?" Sirius let Remus go, standing ahead of him, facing the blonde Slytherin and his two cronies, Crabbe and Goyle.

"What do you want Malfoy?" Sirius spat out his name like he was a poisonous snake, which in his eyes, he was. Remus' eyes narrowed dangerously, flashing a threatening yellow, knowing nothing good could from these three.

"I just wanted to have a taste at victory," Lucius said, "I'll start with you Black, then Lupin!" He had already gotten his wand out and ready, along with Crabbe and Goyle. Remus and Sirius pulled out their wands, also ready.

"At the count of three," Crabbe said stupidly. Sirius braced himself, so did Remus, a plan already formulating in his head.

"One." Malfoy was beginning to mutter something under his breath that neither Sirius nor Remus caught, however his cronies could barely keep in their retarded snickers.

"Two." Remus had his plan already formulated, all he needed was Sirius to lay the first curse and the smoke screen would go up from a spell he learned on his own. They would then escape, whether Sirius agreed or not.

"Thr-," Malfoy shot his curse strait at Sirius, as Sirius did the same. Remus looked over to notice the two curses flying at each other and shot his spell. "Sirius move!" He shouted, able to see through the smoke with his heightened eye sight.

Sirius vaguely felt the push until he heard a cry of pain from his friend -and crush. "REMUS," He yelled, afraid for his friend's safety, "WHERE ARE YOU!" Soon the cries died down, and no movement was heard.

Remus he thought desperately Remus, wh-where is Remus; Remus! It sounded like water was rushing in his ears; he was panicking, not able to hear his Remus' movement or voice. Then…a new sound filled his ears, it was…giggling!

The smoke cleared, and neither Malfoy nor his cronies were there, it was only him and child. A child! Remus!

A four year old child sat in the middle of the corridor, desperately trying to get the over-sized robes off of him. Sirius gulped and made his slow way over to his best friend. "Remus," he whispered. The child looked in his direction, golden-amber eyes sparkling in delight at the newcomer, his thin body slightly more pudgy from remaining baby fat, the tawny colored hair falling onto shoulders.

He was adorable, but, a child!

Sirius had been staring into space for so long he didn't realize a body clinging to him. "Hi," he said shyly. Sirius stared, only after a few moments were his able reply, "hi." The toddler giggled happily and curled into his lap.

"I'm tired," he complained childishly. Sirius was only able to nod dumbly, picking up the four year old and making his way back to the common room, he knew he was in trouble. What will James think? He thought miserably.


A/N: That was chapter one, and please don't kill me for not being able to write good fight scenes. Anyway, hope to get reviews, and next chapter Sirius shows the new Remus to James and Lily, but he also has to go and tell Dumbledore!