Disclaimer:I don't own anything that can bring me money,enless I sell my sleen which won't happen anytime soon,so I don't own this so no yelling at me!Also This story contains slight shonen-ai and Anzu bashing so NO flaming!Yas have been warned!

Author Note:This is my FIRST and probally ONLY fanfiction I will ever post!Please be nice to a mentally unstable person and review for me !

Chapter 1:"Delirious"

The classroom was quite and dark as Jou stepped into throught the openning that connected the science room to the rest of the school.

"Did you bring it?"

Jou jumped at the sound and turned around.There stood a very scared and confused looking Brunette.His Blue eyes darted from side to side as if he was afraid the very shadows themselves would come alive and devouer him whole.

"Yeah,Here."Jounonchi tossed a little box wrapped in yellow paper at the CEO and turned to leave.

"Is...is IT still there?..."

Jou sighed and shook his blonde head softly."Yes,Its waiting outside to talk to ya."

flasback

Kaiba stormed into school just as the rain begain to fall.Throwing his laptop onto a nereby lunch table he sat down and begain to type feveriously.He just HAD to beat the new game that Peguses had released tittled "Enterprises Elite".The goal of the game was to finish the story line before time ran out.Kaiba had seen girls buy this game but when he had heard Mokuba talking to Yugi over the phone about it the game had sounded interesting.After lifting it from Mokuba's room the young CEO hadn't been able to put it down,or beat it.He always got to the first "mission" which was to introduce yourself to your classmates and would lose!He had no idea why!It was driving the brunette insane!The game asked stupid questions like:"Do you wish to make friends with Troy?"With the choices of;

One:"Sure,Troy's a nice guy."

Two:"Okay!"Smiles

Or the third answer..."No way in hell you suck Troy!"

Kaiba thought for a moment.This Troy person had asked for his friendship?Probally for his money and good looks.He was hard to trust."I think I'll go with B.."Kaiba pushed Okay and another question poped up:"Troy is your friend now!He wants to got out to dinner with you!You say...

One:"Thank you!I'd Love to go!"

Two:"Sure sounds fun!"

And Three:"NO!"slaps Troy

"Aha!I knew it!He wants me to pick up the tab!"Kaiba chuckled to himself as he fingured out the evil plan of the seemingly harmless 'Troy'."I choose three."After Kaiba pressed Enter the words Game over apeared on the sceen with a picture of a crying boy."You have slapped your Uke.He hates you now.Game over."

"Uke?What in the name of the heart of the cards is a 'Uke'?"Kaiba raised an eyebrow,"I guess I need to get some insight on how to beat this game..."shrugging Kaiba closed his laptop with a click and started towards class.

End Flashback

"Do...you think...He'll notice if I jump out the window?"whimpered Kaiba as he placed his head down on the cool desk to think.

"Umm...If you asking if he'll notice the large falling teenage boy with a trench coat jumping from the fifth storie to his death then yes.."Jounonchi snickered and sat down in the desk next to the stressed out Kaiba.

"I'm so scewed..."Muttered the older boy

"I'd say!I cannot believe you did that!"Laughed Jou as he hit Kaiba on the back.

"I didn't do anything!"Kaiba fumed,"Stupid Mutt!Go suck on a car muffler!

END CHAPTER ONE

Author's note:Whatcha think for a start?Please please please Review!I know Kaiba's a little outta character but,I'm really tired so Blaragh!Please review!Thank you!Stay tuned for Kaiba's discovery of the magical world of a Dictonary!LOL