It had been two months since Randy came out of his coma, but the fans did not know that he was awake and moving. Randy and Vanessa had a nice idea on how the world was going to find out. So they kept it a secret and hired people to help Randy regain his strength and get any ring rust that he had in him with all of them taking a vow of silence when it came to this situation. All the superstars knew that Randy was awake, and they could not be happier, since they were all worried that he would never wake up, not to mention the fact that Raw had not been the same since he went into the coma. In fact Randy and Vanessa had secretly married in their backyeard with their family and the WWE in attendance. They decided not to wait for a wedding in the WWE ring, since they did not want to risk someone else going after them and trying to ruin it. Megan was ecstatic that her daddy was back in action, and that mommy was no longer sad.
Raw
Triple H was in the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder and a smile on his face. He was happy that he was the champion again and he had the control of Raw again. He smiled smugly as the crowd booed him and called him an "asshole" like they do every week, as he rose the microphone to his lips and begun to speak. "As you idiots know…" the boys booed louder as Hunter continued on with what he had to say, "I had defeated Batista again and retained the World Heavyweight Championship!" The crowd booed with such loudness, that it would have blown off the roof of the arena and Triple H just laughed.
As Triple H laughed, Jim Ross said, "He retained the title by cheating… like he always does."
"Come on JR," said King, "you got to give him credit, he is The Game and he will do anything to win."
"You would think that he could win one match on his own with his skills and not by using weapons or have someone do his dirty work to win."
Triple the rose the microphone to his lips again and continued to speak, "Like I have told everyone in the past, I am the diamond of the business! I have defeated EVERYONE in this company, I am the ONLY man who deserves to be the champion! I am the GAME! I am the CERIBEAL ASSASSIN! I am TRIPLE H and I am THAT damn good!"
The crowd continued to boo as Hunter posed with the title, but before he could boast more about how wonderful he was, Vanessa's theme music hit the arena and the crowd cheered like there was no tomorrow as she made her way onto the Titantron with a smile on her face that no one had seen in a couple of months. JR smiled as he said, "Thank God there is Vanessa Orton to FINALLY shut Hunter up."
King rolled his eyes as he said, "Oh man, this can not be good." Triple H looked pissed as his moment was ruined by Vanessa. "She always knew how to ruin moment's for Triple H, but I have got to say she is looking pretty good. She seems happier, considering Randy Orton is still in his coma."
"Maybe she got an update on Randy or something, but it looks like she has something to say."
Vanessa smiled smugly as she rose the microphone in her hand to her lips, and began to speak, "Hunter, I know you are speaking… but all I am hearing is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." The crowd laughed as Hunter got pissed at the insult, "You know Hunter, week in and week out you keep talking about how great you are, and yet… yet you never show how great you are… since you cheat in every match you have ever, ever been in!"
Triple H got pissed and said, "Listen to me you little bitch! If you don't shut the hell up I am going to-"
"You are going to what?" said Vanessa, "send Ric Flair after me? Newsflash Hunter, Ric retired last month and is in the retirement home in Hawaii with all the women that he wants." The crowd laughed and said, "Oh!" As they knew that Hunter had gotten dissed by Vanessa big time and they love Vanessa for always disrespecting Hunter for it.
Hunter got really pissed at this and said, "You know what Vanessa! Why don't you come down here and I will kick your ass!"
Vanessa smiled lightly as she said, "Hmm, as tempting as that sounds… I am going to have to take a rain check for it… but I do know someone who is looking for a match for the title … which will happen tonight. Unless of course you are too chicken to have a match one night after your (she said sarcastically) big victory from last night…"
Hunter smirked as he knew that it would be another easy win for him, "All right… you're on Ms. Orton. Who is going to be my next victim?"
Vanessa smiled as she said, "Your opponent tonight, is not going to be your next victim, but you are going to be his. Tonight he is making he long awaited return to Monday night Raw… he is the one, the only… the Legend Killer… my husband RANDY ORTON!"
Suddenly Randy's theme music hit the Titantron for the first time in three months and the crowd went wilder than when Vanessa came out. Hunter's jaw dropped as Randy made his way out onto his Titantron and stood next to Vanessa. JR and King looked at each other as they could not believe that Randy had finally returned to the WWE after so long. Fans had jumped onto their feet and cheered and clapped for the long awaiting return of the Legend Killer as they began a "RKO" chant, causing Randy to smile his million dollar smile. "Randy Orton is back King!"
"My God!" said King, "I thought Randy was in his coma!"
"Apparently he is awake and is ready for action."
"Wait a minute…" said King, "Vanessa said husband… last time I checked, Vanessa and Randy were only engaged to be married."
"Well apparently they had gotten married after Randy woke up… whenever that was."
Randy wrapped one arm around Vanessa's waist and took the microphone from her hand. The audience quieted to hear Randy speak for the first time in a long time and Randy smiled as he said, "Hunter, tonight your opponent… is me. I have finally awaken from my coma a new man. I am still the dangerous Legend Killer, and tonight your legend… will be destroyed by me and I will finally regain what is rightfully mine!" Randy did his usual pose as his music hit the Titantron again the crowd cheered for Randy as they went to commercial.
Later that night
Hunter was making his way to the ring awaiting to get ready for his match while Randy and Vanessa were behind the curtain awaiting to head down to the ring. Vanessa smiled as she looked at Randy and said, "You ready for your first match in three months baby?"
Randy gave his million dollar smile as he said, "I am ready baby, and I have been waiting for this moment for a long time."
"So have I," said Vanessa as she stroke his cheek and smiled, "and tonight is your night. After three long months of not having you by my side here, finally you have returned to win the title back." She smiled as she stroke her finger over his wedding ring, "I can't believe we are married again."
"I know, I am afraid that I am going to wake up, and I am going to be that day before I met you."
"Well darling," said Vanessa as she wrapped her arms around him, "if it is a dream… then I don't ever want to wake up. Since then I would not have our wonderful daughter… and the little one growing inside of me."
Randy smiled as he placed his hand on her stomach, "I can not believe we are having another baby."
"I know," said Vanessa, "it's about time we gave Megan a little brother or sister."
Randy laughed as he said, "Yeah it is. Have I told you lately how much I love you?"
"No you haven't."
"I love you so much Vanessa, you are my world."
"I love you too Randy, and I am glad that I have you in my life again." She then noticed Hunter was in the ring and it was time for them to go to the ring, "You ready hubby?"
"You know it wifey," said Randy as he gave her a sweet kiss as his music hit the Titantron, and then together holding hands, they made their way to the ring with smiles on their faces knowing how wonderful their lives were going to be for now on.
BTW: He wins the match.
