Omigosh. I had two projects due May 23 and I also had to update for my rabid fans. xx I told you I'll update on weekends.. well, it's Friday, and it's close to a weekend.. really.. but still! I tried!

Roy: Yes, and you kept your promise. Good job! –huggles-

Orenji: OMGROYJUSTHUGGEDMEITHINKI'MGONNAFAINT! –faints-

Edward: Nice going, smart one.

Roy: Hey! I was in the mood.

Hughes: Aww. How cute! But, I still support the pairing between the two of you!

Roy & Edward: NOOOO! HE'S A FAN!

Al: What's so bad about that?

Edward: Al, not you too! Don't tell me that you support RoyEd too!

Al: Sorry, nii-chan!

Edward: Al!

Orenji: -wakes up and huggles Al and Hughes- OMG YOU GUYS ARE FANS! WEEE! XD I'm hyper.

Hughes: Yay!

Al: It's ok, Orenji! Hyperness is good! ….. Sometimes… but when nii-chan gets hyper, I'm scared of him.

Orenji: XD He's afraid of you, Edward.

Edward: Grr… Shut up and let's review!

THE REVIEWS!

Marii: Thanks a lot, Marii! XD I won't, trust me. Without Roy, there would be no RoyEd sex! XD! Edward and Roy: -shudders-

Salena-Jagonashi: Holy crap. At least I updated, right? But um.. Like I said, I was busy, and my grandma and mom are real strict with my time on the computer. I have to do all of this and that and everything else under the sun while they sit on their butts and do nothing. So yea, don't rush me. Al: You'll have to excuse Orenji-chan. She's… touchy today.

Angi: OMG YOU'RE MY FAVORITE REVIEWER. –adds to favorite reviewers section in profile- Lol. You're so cool! Thanks for supporting me, Angi! And you didn't sound evil! n-n You were just fine. But thanks for you suggestions! I'm using them, by the way. YAY! THANKS! You're the only one who helped me out for this chapter… Thanks a lot! But no thanks to the NON-HELPERS! –clings to Angi-

Deragonmaji: YAY! Happy late birthday! XD But yes, my birthday is in June 10, and I'm turning 14! Yay! Happy day! Which means I get paid. $-$ And no fair! You're older, but still. It makes me happy to know that people older than me like my story! Thanks! –huggles-

KuramaIsFine: What? No good jobs? No keep it up? XD! I'm joking. But yea! They are alike, somewhat. They can be freaking out one minute and hyperactive, and then the next minute, they're all serious and cool.. Oo;;

FayeS: -blinks and squeals- Ok! I will! Thank you for complementing it! –huggles- I love people like you. Short, simple reviews that make the writer feel good! Lol.

KatieCat: -blinks and squeals- Ok! I will! Thank you for complementing it! –huggles- I love people like you. Short, simple reviews that make the writer feel good! Lol.

Gravi Freak: Lol. Tell your brother NO. Thanks so much! You're really random, but thanks for liking my story! AND YOU'RE IN ROY'S FANCLUB! –huggles- THANKS!

Xelena: Thanks! I try making it that way, but I always make them OOC! I really need to work on Roy. u-u;;

Big Bird: NEE-SAN! –glomps- I told you I hated my story. It's not as good as yours! Mine sucks sooo badly, and I absolutely hate it now. Roy's way too OOC and everything else, and it's just…. Crap… -kills story- SORRY ABOUT THIS CHAPTER! YOU SHOULDN'T READ IT! IT'S NOT FOR YOUR PERFECT MIND, JUST FORGET THIS CHAPTER! THIS STORY! IT'S HORRIBLE! –hides- Edward: -pokes and grins- YES! I RULE OVER THIS STORY NOW, and I say Roy here dies. Roy: -pulls out fiber-synthetic gloves and glares at Edward- Not if you don't want to die, Ed-bozu. Edward: NOT BOZU! –growls- Fine.

KatieCat: I had to put you up twice, because I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! You're sooo nice! Is it really the best you've read? n-n; Thank you so much! –huggles and adds to favorite reviewer section-

Kamenedemon: XD MOOD SWINGS! And don't fret! Roy is… gonna get tossed around a bit, thrown on the ground and beaten and stuff… and yea! All will be fine. Roy: Easy for you to say. -.- Orenji: But Hughes is like, the hero in this chapter. Lol. He's in my story a lot, but that's because I love him! –squeals and hugs Hughes- But yes, poor, poor Al. BUT GOOD NEWS; Al's in the next chapter. Lol. Edward: Don't make fun of my magical schoolgirl powers.. Orenji, Roy, Hughes, & Al: XD! MAGICAL SCHOOLGIRL POWERS! Edward: WAIT! NO.. Um.. It was Wrath! Wrath: Shut up! It wasn't me! –clings to Orenji- Mama! Orenji: Hey! Don't be mean to Wrath! He's a very quiet boy. Edward: ENVY. Envy: I'm not even in here, Chibi-chan. But I can if you want me to. –grins- FMA: NO! Orenji: SHUT UP! We're ignoring Kame. But don't worry! All will be fine. Roy: -tries to kick her off- Let goooo!

Br14nn4: LOL! XD! YOU'RE FREAKING GREAT. Are you an actress? And no Mutant Gerbils, please! Oo;; .. Well, you can kill Takill, but if you do that, then there's no plot! –gasps- And then the story's done. …… Which is good.. I don't like this chapter. XD I'm doing a horrible job.

FullMetalOtaku: I will! Lol. Don't worry! But thanks a lot! –huggles- Hughes: She's in a hugging mood today! –hugs Orenji- Orenji: Meep! Oo;

Shingo-sama: I LOVE YOU TOO, SHI-KOI! XD –nibbles on cookie and drinks milk- Yay! Thankies! –huggles- I love you, Shi-koi! And I will, even though I'm having my doubts! Lol. Edward: But I do! My God, look at her! She's like… flailing her arms! Even when she talks about you at school, she freaks out and won't shut up! Orenji: How would you know! Edward: Um… (dot dot dot) Orenji: STALKER!

Anime Monster: Oo;; ROY! I'VE BEEN ROY-JACKED. Roy: Hey.. it's not that bad. At least I've got a girl with me. –grins- Murr.. :3 Edward: …..Murr? –busts our laughing- Orenji: ROY MURRED. XD!

Blue200423: YAY! At least I got one person to like Edward's new attitude on life. XD That's so cool! –huggles- Yes, and Roy is protective… which I've gotta fix. X-X And Hughes is same-old, nothing special. XD I love you, Hughes. Hughes: Hey! I'm special! Edward: Special Ed.. Orenji: … That's so last year, Edward.

Thanks for supporting me, you guys! I really mean it. Hopefully this story gets it's reviews up to like.. past 110! That's my goal. Hopefully, in 3-4 chapters, I'll be pass 110. XD I need to keep to my day-job.

Edward: Right…

Orenji: OMGOMGOMGOMG.. I had writer's block for this chapter ALREADY. XD So yea, sorry if it's gimpy! n-n;; And Angi, I'm using your ideas, kk? THANKIES SO MUCH! –huggles Angi- And because I don't feel like doing the disclaimer, there is none. XD I'm so stupid! OH OH OH! THERE'S SPOILERS AHEAD ON SCAR'S DEATH! XD SORRY! Oh! And also, there's like… Roy… stuff in here. Let's just say that Takill's very abusive and he still gets turned on enough to do things to our poor Colonel. SO OMG ROY ABUSE! And… IT'S SOME WHAT DESCRIPTIVE ON… PARTS… you'll know what I mean when you read it. ;;;; -sweatdrops- But what I don't get is why people like this story.. I'm beginning to hate it, because ROY'S OOCNESS. –kicks Roy- Darn it. But yea, I especially hate this chapter like… crap.. I wanna kill it sooo badly. This is really, really, REALLY bad, so don't… .freak out on me. Flames are welcome on this chapter..

/Story begins/

Edward

Edward ran for the longest of time, not knowing where he was going, or in fact, what he was doing. His breath was fast and harsh, and the beating of his heart rang in his ears. His legs felt like giving out, and wanted to collapse anytime, but he pushed on, not wanting to disappoint the Colonel, who was held hostage by the psychopathic, so-called Lightning Alchemist, Takill Corrin.

Oh God, it's all my fault. Why didn't Roy let him have me? Why did he do that? Oh God, I'm sorry Roy! He screamed in his mind as tears clung to his eyelashes.

The pleas that emitted from Roy Mustang still repeated in his mind, loud and clear. The expression on the dark haired man made its place in his brain, showing the same image every time he took a step.

Finally, he stopped and collapsed to the floor, not able to go on. He was weary, weak, fatigued.. He gritted his teeth and glared at the road ahead of him as blades of grass clung to his face and slid across his glowing cheeks. His throat was bone-dry and scratchy, and his body was covered in sweat. He squeezed his eyes shut, slowly getting back up and collapsing again.

He growled. "Darn it.. I've got to keep going… Come on, Edward!" He murmured, pushing himself up and kneeling on the cool, green grass. He shoved himself up and stumbled, but quickly gained his balance as he continued to run.

Roy

Takill kicked Roy in the side, sending him flying and crashing into the brick building. He grunted in pain as he fell to the ground, gasping slightly. The Colonel shifted his gaze upward, glaring at the approaching man. He had managed to get his fiber-synthetic gloves on his hands, but still; He had no strength left to use alchemy. Roy was completely wiped out, and because he's the type to rely on this power, he never had a gun equipped on him.

"See what you've made me do? I'm hurting you, Mustang. You know I don't like doing this." He bent down and cupped Roy's cheek with his hand, using his thumb to wipe away the blood that trickled down his cheek from the many wounds, "Now if you only handed over the FullMetal Alchemist like I told you to do, you wouldn't be in this pain." He grinned slyly.

Roy growled and spat in his face, causing the eerie grin on his lips to turn to a dark frown. Takill growled and threw Roy's head off to the side and got up swiftly, kneeing the side of the dark-haired mans' face. Roy fell back to the ground and cursed underneath his breath. Takill smiled and got back down, tucking a strand of Roy's soft, black hair behind his ear.

"What was that? I didn't hear you, dear." He said playfully, now playing with the man's hair. Roy grumbled and punched him away.

"I said you're a fucking bastard that's going to burn in the depths of Hell." Roy barked, glaring at him and using the nearby wall to pick himself off the ground. Takill smirked as he picked him up and shoved Roy up against the wall, getting dangerously close to his face.

"I've already been in Hell, and to be honest with you, I liked it." He said, nuzzling Roy's cheek with his own. Colonel Mustang growled and struggled against his hold, his heart beating faster and faster with each passing second.

"Wh-What do you mean?"

"What? Oh, about Hell…" Takill started, whispering everything into Roy's ear, causing him to shudder. "Like I said, I've been to Hell. I died and I was brought back to life for one purpose." He said, making eight-figures on Roy's shirt with his index finger.

"So… what Lieutenant Hawkeye said was…" Takill brought a finger up to Roy's lips, silencing him.

"Yes, what she said was absolutely correct. 100 percent. I died five years ago, Roy, and I came back just a year ago, to find out that Scar had died." The tan-skinned man growled, shoving Roy even more into the wall, as if he was trying to get him to force his way through the solid brick.

"He died because of those bastard alchemists, Edward and Alphonse Elric, and your military force. I'm sure you know what happened, right Colonel?" Takill said harshly, "They killed him. He lost his arms, and was shot to death by your men." Roy stood there, not wanting to speak another word, but he knew that he wasn't the one who ordered them to do such irrational actions.

"What do you have to say for yourself, Roy Mustang?" Takill hissed, slamming him into the wall once again, "What damned excuse do you have this time!" He shouted. Roy sighed and glared up into his red eyes, regaining his strength slowly.

"I'm sorry for that, but I did not tell my men to do such things. The only person who comes to mind of who could have done is Kimbley." The dark-haired man spoke softly at first, but his words were firm at the end, "And I'm not exactly sure why you blame this whole incident on the Elric brothers. Yes, it's true that Scar lost his arm, the same exact arm that his brother gave him when he was experimenting on Alchemy, to Alphonse, but that was intentional. He wanted Al to have his alchemy possessed arm in order for him to become the Philosopher's Stone, and he wanted to save Al also, because Kimbley had turned Al into a bomb." Roy said calmly, seeing the expression on Takill's face gave him more courage than before. He continued on.

"His other arm was lost due to Kimbley, seeing as he is the Bomb Alchemist. Scar said that the only way for Al to survive was to have Edward use Alchemy on him, but since Edward was nowhere around at that time, that's when Scar fused his arm with Al, in order to save his life. Kimbley did die, but not his orders. His men followed through on his demands and shot Scar who knows how many times, and yes.. he did die." Takill's eyes burned with hate as he shook his head rapidly. "But Edward came, and just as the city was about to blow, he saved it, along with his brother."

"You're lying." He said slowly, glaring at Roy. "You're lying!" He screamed, thrusting Roy onto the ground. Roy gasped sharply from the impact and stared up at the opposing man above him.

"What makes you think that?" He asked roughly, trying to get back on his feet, but was pushed down by Takill when the tan-skinned man got on top of him, shoving him down into the ground, "Wait! Wha-What do you think you're doing?" Roy asked frantically when Takill got close to his face once again.

"I'm going to make you pay for your actions," He said, licking his lips slightly, "and then I'm going after the FullMetal Alchemist when I'm through with you." He hissed, cupping Roy's cheek with his hand. Roy stared up at him, his dark eyes widened slightly.

"You're not laying a finger on Edward…" Roy said, his voice quivered at the end of his sentence. Takill broke out into laughter.

"You're a funny man. That's why I like you so damn much." He said coolly, nuzzling Roy's neck and nipping it. Roy straightened out and gasped.

"You bastard." Colonel Roy Mustang growled, grabbing Takill's shoulder and trying to force the man off, but to no avail. Takill was only a few inches away from him now, and growing closer.

"Now, now. If you struggle, it'll only make things worse." The man whispered huskily as he licked Roy's flesh, trailing it up to his jaw line and at the corner of Roy's lips, grinning widely. Roy shivered and stared at the man, snapping his fingers like crazy, hoping that it would spark. Takill shook his head.

"That's pitiful, Roy Mustang. Must you avoid me? After all, how else are you going to repay me for everything you've done?" The red eyed, tan-skinned man smiled, kissing Roy's cheek. Roy turned his head away, glaring at what ever was in front of him. Takill grumbled, grabbing Roy's face by coerce and grinned, forcing a kiss on Roy's lips.

Edward

The blonde tripped once again and fell onto the dewy grass, muttering and cursing under his breath.

"Damn it all… I've got to keep going! I don't care… How long I've.. been out for. I'm going.. to keep going.." Edward breathed, using a tree to support himself. He clawed at the bark, pulling himself up and leaning up against the over-grown plant. He panted and shoved himself off, jogging down the road. The image of Roy and his screams still played in his mind, causing him to run harder and faster. He squeezed his eyes shut, sprinting wildly until he ran into something.

He gasped and yelped when he crashed to the ground, flinching and keeping his eyes shut. The approaching man got closer.

"Oh God, this is it. I'm going to die! I'm sorry, Roy! Sorry… Sorry; It's my fault!" Edward cried in his mind, repeating the words "sorry". At last, the man tapped him on the shoulder.

"Edward? What are you doing out here?" A familiar voice asked. Edward blinked and looked up at him, jumping to his feet and hugging him.

"Oh God, Hughes!" Edward shouted, burying his face into the older man's chest. Hughes arched a brow and unattached the younger boy from his body, grabbing his shoulders and looking into his teary, golden eyes.

"Edward, what's wrong? Where's the Colonel? Where's Roy?" Maes asked calmly, but couldn't help the slight waver in his voice. Edward bit his lip and clenched his fist, looking away from him. Hughes scanned his face with his golden-green eyes before shaking him a little.

"Edward, answer me." Still no reply came from Edward.

"Edward.. Come on, please. Tell me what happened to Roy!" Hughes asked again, shaking Edward once more. The blonde opened his mouth.

"It's my fault, Hughes. All my fault." Edward said quietly. He turned his gaze back up and Hughes and fought back on-coming tears, "Roy.. Takill came and.. Roy told me to run. I don't know.. All I remember is Roy yelling at me, telling me to run far away while Takill beat him." Edward choked out. Hughes studied him a bit longer, his eyes wide.

Ultimately, Hughes released Edward and sighed heavily, "It's not your fault, Edward. Roy's just stubborn that way. Don't worry; I'm sure he's fine." Hughes reasoned, smiling weakly at the Elric and ruffling his blonde hair. Edward sighed and stared up at him pitifully, sniffling.

"Now, do you know where they are?" Hughes asked quietly, pulling out his pistol along with bullets, loading them into the gun barrel. Edward nodded and pointed off to the direction behind him.

"They went down that way, Hughes.." The Lieutenant Colonel nodded as he picked up Edward and throw him over his shoulder, running down the way Edward had just pointed to.

"Ah! Hu-Hughes! What are you doing! Roy doesn't want me anywhere near there! Hughes!" Edward shouted in the older man's ear.

"Edward! Jeez, I swear you're going to make me go deaf one of these days!" Hughes exclaimed as he continued to run, "And I have to bring you with me. You need protection, because what if Takill isn't with Roy anymore and he decides to come after you? What then?" Hughes asked, arching a brow and looking up at him, smirking slightly. Edward blinked and sighed, stopping all of his protesting.

Hughes smiled and looked straight ahead to see where he was going exactly, his cheerful expression fading to a serious one. They continued to run for a while.

Roy

Roy growled and shoved the man off of him, rolled to his side and coughed hoarsely. Takill grinned and licked his lips, crawling back over to the Colonel.

"Aw, but Colonel. I was done; you still have to pay me back." He said, tucking a strand of Roy's dark hair behind his ear. Roy Mustang glared up at him and jolted up quickly, smacking him away and wiping his mouth on his sleeve.

"You fucking sick bastard.." He spat and got up on his two feet, his legs wobbling. The red-eyed, tan-skinned man also got up, walking in circles around Roy. He smirked as he wrapped his arms around Roy's waist and pulled him closer to his own body, sliding his moist tongue across Roy's cheek. Roy shivered and jerked back, throwing the offensive man off him.

"You're a monster!" He shouted, stumbling backwards while wiping the saliva off his now violated cheek. Takill just chuckled.

"Roy, you're hurting my feelings." Takill said in what he calls, his innocent voice. He stepped closer while Roy staggered backwards.

"You don't have any feelings." The dark-haired man replied, growling. Takill stopped and looked up at a passing cloud before turning back to Roy, grinning.

"You're right; I don't have feelings. I almost forgot." With that said, Takill lunged for Roy, pressing his up against the wall again, making Roy smack his head up against the building. Takill smiled at his masterpiece, scanning Roy's battered and beaten body with his red eyes.

"You're absolutely beautiful…" Takill breathed, burring his face in Roy's neck. Roy squeezed his eyes shut, praying for all of this to be a bad dream as Takill soon began to suck on the sensitive flesh.

"St-Stop this.." Roy demanded, a slight quiver at the end of his sentence; which caught the dark-skinned man's attention.

"Oh Roy, are you scared of me now?" Takill asked, bringing his face back up to meet Roy's gaze, "You're body's trembling. Is it because you're afraid of me, or…" He once again, brought his tongue across Roy's cheek, "…Are you trembling with excitement?" Roy growled and turned his head away, his heart pounded in his chest.

"Get off." The Colonel said quietly. Takill simpered devilishly as his face drew closer, only a few inches once again.

"But why? I can't help myself; you're just too damn cute." Takill whispered, placing is lips on Roy's bruised ones, forcing his tongue into Roy's mouth and exploring the wet cavern. Roy squeezed his eyes shut and bit the unwanted object in his mouth. Takill moved away, glaring at him and raising his hand up it the air, making it crash down on Roy's cheek. He tugged at the collar of Roy's uniform and pulled him forward, kissing him fiercely. Roy groaned and tried to pull away, but his body was too weak, and his mind couldn't function right. It was as if everything in his body had shut down completely, not having enough willpower to fight back.

Without a warning, a gunshot sounded as a bullet flew past the small gap between Roy and Takill, causing the tan-skinned man to pull back and look over at the direction of where the gun had been fired.

Hughes stood there, gun in hand and pointed at the enemy, his breathing fast and heavy from both shock and exhaustion. A blonde head poked out from behind Roy, his golden eyes wide.

"Roy!" Edward called out, stepping out from behind the older man.

"Edward.. Maes.." Roy choked out, looking at them with confusion in his eyes. Hughes kept his gaze on Takill, never moving from his spot nor moving a muscle. He had a clear shot at Takill, who's arms were still grasping firmly on Roy's forearms.

"T..Takill, you release him right now. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way; you're choice." Hughes finally said, squeezing the trigger slightly. Takill smiled and released his hold on Roy, closing his eyes and turning his head off to the side. Roy collapsed to the ground, glaring up at him.

"I like the hard way, but right now, I'm bored of you all." He said, turning back up at the fallen Roy, "I'll be back, Colonel Roy Mustang. But next time, I'm not after you." He sneered, tilting his head off to where Edward was. Before Roy could respond, he slammed his fists together, a bright, blinding light emitting from it. When the light cleared up, Takill was no where to be seen.

Edward gasped and ran to the Colonel's side, kneeling down next to him and placing a hand on his shoulder.

"Roy? Roy, I'm sorry! A-Are you alright?" He asked in concern, shaking him lightly.

"Hey… Roy?" Edward tried again, after getting no response the first time. Roy growled and smacked his hand away, glaring up at him.

"I told you to run, damn it! Why did you come back!" He shouted uncharacteristically. Ed blinked and fell backwards, staring up at him.

"Hu-Hughes said.."

"I brought him along, sir. I- I'm sorry; it's my fault. Don't blame Edward." Hughes interrupted, stepping forward. He took the time to look at Roy's beaten and bloody body, cringing at the sight of it. Never, in his life, would he think that Roy would have been defeated so easily and left in this kind of condition.

"Roy.. What happened?" He ultimately asked, kneeling down next to the wounded man. Roy growled and looked away, staring at the patch of clovers ahead of him.

"Nothing." Colonel Mustang replied lowly, not making eye contact with the two men by his side, "Just don't bring up anything that you saw at Central. Don't even breath a word about it, you understand?" Roy said. Hughes nodded and bowed slightly.

"Yes, sir.. But can I ask why you didn't use Alchemy? You have your fiber-synthetic gloves on, don't you? So, why didn't you use them?" Maes Hughes asked, arching a brow slightly.

"Because… I somehow ran out of energy to even use my alchemy. I couldn't even get a spark out of it…" Roy said quietly. Hughes sighed and turned over to Edward, who was now very quiet. He placed a comforting hand on his shoulder and smiled, hoping to cheer him up a bit.

"It's alright, Edward. No need to worry; everything's fine." Maes Hughes comforted, getting Edward to smile just a bit. Roy grunted and pushed himself up against the wall and pulled himself up, his legs wobbling. He looked over at them and smiled faintly.

"I-I'm fine. Nothing but a few cuts and bruises, it's nothing serious. Most of this is out of shock." He said, pushing himself away from the wall and standing up. Hughes nodded his head and got up, helping Edward to his feet by offering his hand to FullMetal. The blonde couldn't help but blame this all on himself, and as Roy turned to him and smiled, he ran to him and wrapped his arms around the older man, burring his face into the stained uniform.

"Oh God, Roy. I'm so sorry!" Ed cried, tightening his hold on Roy. The Colonel blinked and stumbled backwards, managing to keep his balance and support himself, grabbing Edward's forearm gently. He arched a brow slightly, not knowing what to do or what to say. He turned his head to look at Hughes, trying to get the answers out of him and when he got none, he sighed and turned back to Edward, slowly wrapping his own arms around the smaller framed boy.

"E-Edward. I uh.. I-It's ok. I'm just glad… you're safe." He said uncomfortably but managed to hide the uncertainty in his voice. He embraced Edward and held him there, a small smile across his lips.

"I'm sorry Roy.. I'm so sorry." Edward apologized again, shaking his head slightly.

"It's ok, Edward. Really, it's ok. Just promise me not to listen to Hughes anymore, alright?" He said jokingly, even after all he's been through. Edward sniffled and nodded his head, not making eye contact with him. Hughes, just now getting what he meant, pouted.

"Aww, that's no fair, Roy! After all I've done for you, you could've at least shown me some consideration!" He said, crossing his arms over his chest.

/End Story/

GAWD THIS SUCKED MONKEY. XD Seriously. It had to have been the WORST chapter I have ever made! It's crappy… and sucky… and Edward hugged … Roy, which wasn't so crappy for me, because I support them. XD

Edward: -growls- You suck.. I'm never hugging Roy again.

Roy: -out of nowhere, hugs Edward from behind- But you came running to me, Edward!

Edward: -blushes- L-Let go!

Al and Hughes: Awwww!

Edward: NO. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Roy: -blinks- I got my ass kicked… By…. Some dead guy? HOW LAME.

Orenji: XD SORRY! But you did. You should have listened to Riza!

Riza: Yes, sir. You know, everything I've told you, you never believed until it really happens.

Roy and Orenji: RIZA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! HOW'D YOU GET HERE!

Riza: …. The back gate.

Orenji: Well, we'll just have to put you back now, don't we? –shoves Riza Hawkeye back through the door- Man, she scares me.

Hughes: … Yea.

Al: Um… Let's stop this commentary. I'm tired.

Orenji: You weren't even in this chapter, Al. BUT THE GOOD THING IS, IS THAT YOU ARE IN THE NEXT ONE! D

Al: YAY! D

Edward: Oh gawd, now the D phase.. -.-

FMA: READ AND REVIEW! ASK ORENJI TO JOIN OUR FANCLUBS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY!

Orenji: I'm getting really bored of that.. XD JUST JOIN! We need WRATH LOVERS, DARN YOU! –shakes fist- He's sooooo cute! –huggles Wrath-

Wrath: MAMA! –huggles back-

Orenji: -squeals- See ya!