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By: Pirates n' Swashbucklers!
About?: Stargate SG-1
Date Started?: 9/17/04 (or 17/9/04 for some people)
Genre: Humor!
Warnings?: EXTREME FUNNY! Other than that, none!
Okay people, I am so sorry about not updating. I have been having a lot of homework and stuff. School is just getting the way. Not to mention my little brother keeps getting on the computer. So, now you know the drama. I will try to update more! (And people, I tried to give them girl names taht related to their actual names.....they kind of stink.. so if people could tell me how to spell them right, I'll change them!)
On with the ficcie!
The Day They Were Girls
Chapter 2: Wha?!
Knowing the luck he had, Jack didn't quite want to even look into the mirror, but he did reluctantly. What stared back at him looked like...like....a girl! Jack O'Neill let out a heart stopping, high pitched 'girly' scream.
kittylitter!!kittylitter!!kittylitter!!kittylitter!!kittylitter!!kittylitter!!kittylitter!
Jack looked frantically around the room for answers from the familiar faces that were around him. He couldn't find any. "What happened to me?!" He, well...she, bellowed at Dr. Fraiser. Janet was at a lose for words. They actually didn't know what yet. They were still trying to find the security tape from Daniel's office. Something seemed to come to the Colonel, as a dawning look came across is face.
"What happened to Daniel?" Jack asked, worried about his friend. "Dr. Fraiser nodded to a bed behind him. Jack looked behind, and saw a figure laying on the bed with it's back towards them. Jack turned back around towards the good doctor. "Is he okay?" He asked. She nodded again, "Yes, he came in just like you. He'll be fine though." Jack let out a sigh of relief.
A groan came from beside the group, as Daniel turned over on his bed. "Ow..." He muttered, keeping his eyes closed. Dr. Fraiser rushed over to him, the visitors following, bending down near him. "Daniel. Daniel open your eyes." She told him kindly, trying persuading him to do as she told him. Daniel opened his left eye slightly, waiting a few seconds to blink a few times. A piece of longer-than-normal hair fell in front of his eyes. (AN:: No, I am NOT reffering to his long hair in the beginning of the series. This hair is longer. Like...thinks... a little bellow his shoulders...) His eyes widened slightly, as he sat up quickly. He grabbed his head in pain, and laid down quickly. Janet smiled to herself, and handed him some Asprin and a glass of water. He accepted it gratefully, drinking the whole glass. "You want to try sitting up again?" Janet asked Daniel, looking down at him. He nodded, and sat up slower. He gasped as a brown lock of hair fell in front of his face. He reached up to touch it, as if expecting for it not to be there, but it was. And it didn't go away. Daniel started to breath heavily, tugging on the hair in hysteria. "Daniel! Daniel! Stop Daniel!" Janet yelled at him, as two guards came, and held down his arms. Daniel stopped abruptly, looking around the room wide-eyed, "What happened? Why do I have long hair?!" The group looked at each other support, but found non in each other.
"Well, Daniel, the artifact that you were working on...well, it did something to you and the Colonel." Sam said looking from Jack, who was sleeping on his bed, then back to Daniel. "What did it do?" He said, venom in his voice. "Well..." Janet walked away to grab the mirror from the stand near Jack's bed, and came back with it. She held it up to him quickly, leaving it in front of his face. The guards, by now, had let go of him. Daniel reached over to the bed side table, and grabbed his glasses. When he put them on, he saw a young girl, probably around the age of 16 or 17. He snatched the mirror away from Janet quickly, and inspected his 'new' face. The good doctor looked at the group around Daniel's bed, "Why don't we let him be, this is a lot to take in." She suggested. The visitors nodded, and left the infirmary.
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Sam walked into the infirmary, looking for Jack. He and Daniel had been both released the day prior with a full bill of health. Except that they were now both girls, of course.
"Janet." Sam said, as she walked up to her good friend. Janet showed her to her friends, who were anticipating this moment. That was all they did ever sense they had gotten the full bill of health that morning. Well, except for that whole beings girls part. "Carter!" O'Neill practically jumped off the bed to get to his 2IC. "Sam, your finally here. I though I was going to go out of my mind if I didn't get out of here." Daniel said to her quietly, making sure that the good doctor didn't hear him say that. Sam smiled at the both of them, trying very hard not to laugh at the fact that they were still both girls. "Guys...er..." Sam started, but Jack nodded for her to continue, "We've go to get going, the General has given you both leave for three days." Jack's face lit up immediately and looked over at Daniel who was grinning madly, but frowned as Sam continued, "But you guys will have to stay at my place." She finished. Both of the previously-had-been-men's grins and smiles faulted and shattered.
"What do you mean, 'stay at my place' Sam?" Daniel asked in his new high pitched voice. "Well, it seems that the General thinks that sense you are now...in appearance....teenaged girls," Sam left off, blushing slightly. They never had training for stuff like this in boot camp. Janet picked it up from there, much to the relief of Sam, "Well, it seems that ever sense you both have turned into girls, well, the territory came with it." She finished, only to see the confused looks on their faces. Janet looked at Sam, who was blushing fiercely. The answer Jack was looking for came to him, as he finally knew what they were talking about, "Oh! Oh." He said finally, as Janet took over for him, "Yes, it seems that you both are going to have to go through what every women, or girl in your case, has to go through." She said finally. Oddly enough, although she would NEVER want her friends to be changed by an alien device, she felt that this should happen more to the sexist pigs that worked on the base. Not saying that Jack and Daniel were sexist. 'Anyway.' She thought, getting herself back on the right train of thought.
"So, if my neighbors ask, you are...?" Sam left off waiting for them to answer, as she pulled into the driveway. "We are your nieces, Jackleen and Danielle." They said in unison. This had to be the umpteenth time that Sam asked them. Sam smiled happily, "Good. Just....yeah." She said. She really hadn't been prepared for this sort of thing. Sam sighed, This is what I get for working at the SGC.
"Okay. This is my home!" She said, gesturing to the room around her. "I know that it's not much, but it's home." She said, as the Colonel glared at her. "So, how about a tour of the house after some lunch?" She asked. Eventually she was going to have fun with this. Oh how many pranks could she pull in three days? "Sure! What are we having Carter?" Jack asked happy to eat. He really didn't like eating the infirmary's food. "What do you guys want?" She asked, looking in her fridge for anything that she could possibly make for three people. She usually only bought enough food for one person. "Pasta!" Jack exclaimed, as Daniel said "Soup." while he absent-mindedly played with his new, longer, hair. Jack glared at Daniel, and crossed his arms. He fidgeted though, not used to the new cargo that came with his new body. Daniel giggled, but stopped after he realized what he was doing. "Soup it is!" Sam smiled.
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